Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on January 31, 2003, 10:37:33 am
We will be embarking on a new chapter in the storied history of our Empire. Vacancies exist in our leadership positions and, as has been our custom, we wish to open the floor (and the positions) to any worthy Klingon Warrior who may wish to "seize power" or has something to say in regards to the next regime.
As many of you are aware, I have stepped down as Chancellor of the Empire and as SFC2.NET Klingon RM. It is my intention to no longer serve as an RM for any race on any server. Our Brotherhood of Warriors has always found it of great benefit to have a clearly defined, strong central leadership and this is an effort to continue that tradition. I have been asked and have agreed to oversee this process.
So, if you are a Klingon Warrior and you would like to take part in the process (or even just watch the bloodshed from the sidelines), please visit the Klingon Forum at the SFC2.NET Forum Community . If you're a new user to this forum community, please request access to the "Klingons" usergroup after you have registered and have been validated for access to the forum community.
I look forward to seeing you all there.
Post by: Laflin on January 31, 2003, 10:56:13 am
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on January 31, 2003, 11:38:08 am
Post by: Laflin on January 31, 2003, 12:17:20 pm
Post by: Mog on January 31, 2003, 12:22:45 pm
Just gave you a 5 my friend
Post by: SSCF Hooch on January 31, 2003, 01:30:06 pm
We suggest Minister J'inn of the Kinzi would be most suited for your little club. He is honest, loyal, truthful, helpful, curtious, kind, and all that. He would certainly build up your lagging economy and refocus your efforts toward more useful concerns, rather than war.
Barring that, I should like to come and observe this "change" government to better understand the Klingon mind. (if such a thing exsists)
Yours
Hooch
Post by: jrstandfast on January 31, 2003, 04:03:40 pm
If I come to power look to see Klingon repudiation of this heresy called detante. PAH!!
Rules of War... I spit at them.
We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.
To not fire on the so-called Federation Hospital ships is distastful and foolish. The argument that they also treat Klingon wounded is blasphemy and dishonor.... they do so to deny our Warriors entrance to Sto Vo Kor.
Science Vessels...... Trade Vessels..... Relief Vessels...... all of these will be rightly considered vessels of war.. as the Federation conducts warfare by all means and seeks to degrade our warrior culture by introducing "goods", "lifestyle" and other corruptions to our empire. Relief Vessels will be prosecuted to the extreme... they negate the natural selection that has made us strong.
Embassys will be closed and all Terran and Federation lackeys expelled from the Empire. "Negotiations" are not needed, there is but one type of unconditional surrender and that is the only term we will discuss..... over your smoking hulls.
There are certain among you who have earned a clean death. Lists will go out to my commanders and those of you deserving will be allowed honorable death by combat. Others will be put to work furthering the needs of our Empire until such time as thier pathetic lives expire on the slag heaps of our mines and foundrys. The small children of some of the very few deserving among you shall be taken and raised as Klingon... to rule over the bulk of your descendants who will be thralls to the Mighty Klingon Empire.
Others, such as the Criminal Laflin, will be buried up to their necks in the public squares with passers by invited to slowly saw on them with VERY dull old rusted Batleths.
I hope this clears up any questions you may have had. If you need furthur clarification log into GowsRiegnofTerror@Quonos.Inquisition.Org
Thank you for your time.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on January 31, 2003, 04:07:24 pm
Post by: ChrsLWlstr on January 31, 2003, 04:18:54 pm
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on January 31, 2003, 04:40:20 pm
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It may interest you that my House is seizing control of the Empire. As we speak my followers are either slaughtering or kidnapping the families of those "open-minded" traitors who would continue this useless dialog with Federation Imperialists and thier slavering lackeys in other races.
If I come to power look to see Klingon repudiation of this heresy called detante. PAH!!
Rules of War... I spit at them.
We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.
To not fire on the so-called Federation Hospital ships is distastful and foolish. The argument that they also treat Klingon wounded is blasphemy and dishonor.... they do so to deny our Warriors entrance to Sto Vo Kor.
Science Vessels...... Trade Vessels..... Relief Vessels...... all of these will be rightly considered vessels of war.. as the Federation conducts warfare by all means and seeks to degrade our warrior culture by introducing "goods", "lifestyle" and other corruptions to our empire. Relief Vessels will be prosecuted to the extreme... they negate the natural selection that has made us strong.
Embassys will be closed and all Terran and Federation lackeys expelled from the Empire. "Negotiations" are not needed, there is but one type of unconditional surrender and that is the only term we will discuss..... over your smoking hulls.
There are certain among you who have earned a clean death. Lists will go out to my commanders and those of you deserving will be allowed honorable death by combat. Others will be put to work furthering the needs of our Empire until such time as thier pathetic lives expire on the slag heaps of our mines and foundrys. The small children of some of the very few deserving among you shall be taken and raised as Klingon... to rule over the bulk of your descendants who will be thralls to the Mighty Klingon Empire.
Others, such as the Criminal Laflin, will be buried up to their necks in the public squares with passers by invited to slowly saw on them with VERY dull old rusted Batleths.
I hope this clears up any questions you may have had. If you need furthur clarification log into GowsRiegnofTerror@Quonos.Inquisition.Org
Thank you for your time.
*GULP* It has begun...
Gow, of the House of Gow for Chancellor?
Hmm....
Post by: Agave on January 31, 2003, 04:50:00 pm
Quap'la ya Bruces!!
Agave Azul
(transalation - Gorn with visions of Grandeur)
House of Azul
Post by: jrstandfast on January 31, 2003, 04:51:02 pm
How silly. It would be wasteful to pave streets with bodies when the Empire needs fertilizer and our slave worlds need protein. A few heads on lightposts will suffice.
One other thing... as I informed the late Gorn Ambassador during his boiling oil bath.... I don't speak to Luggage.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on January 31, 2003, 04:52:05 pm
Post by: Hondo_8 on January 31, 2003, 05:16:50 pm
"Captain we have your apllication to the Klingon academy ready to mail, if Gow succedes and the Federation denyies your request to keep you behind the lines" Hondo turns from the mirror done giving his speach to him self and grins. "make sure you add to that I have certain meds I need to take on the hour and stress my need for Slave Girls...."
Post by: Agave on January 31, 2003, 05:37:14 pm
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Bah yah words are nothing but hot air! ...All who would support any sort of Klingon Government will meet the well manicured finger of the Federation.
The manicured finger of the Federation, huh? I guess that would look something like this then, wouldn't it?
Damn, must be like looking in the mirror. Monkeyboy.
Oh, here is another finger for ya. Service with a SMILE!!
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Now, back to this succesion thing and the serious contenders.
Agave Azul
House of Azul
Gorn contender for Klingon succesion
Post by: Karnak on January 31, 2003, 05:42:34 pm
I guess that means I won't be available to rule your empire with deadly tactical prowess (ie. make a bee-line for Earth).
Sorry.
Post by: SSCF Hooch on January 31, 2003, 07:28:38 pm
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We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.
Just remember ridgehead, you made the rules...I only hope you die well by them...
"Number One bring us to war status, Helm lay in course for Klingon home world, Comm, send war codes to the fleet"
Officer Commanding
SSCF Rider in White 2310 A
Post by: CW-Frankk on January 31, 2003, 07:57:05 pm
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We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.
Just remember ridgehead, you made the rules...I only hope you die well by them...
"Number One bring us to war status, Helm lay in course for Klingon home world, Comm, send war codes to the fleet"
Officer Commanding
SSCF Rider in White 2310 A
hehehehe, remember Turkey shot, anyway this is a call to Klingon Warriors, No Klingons, Out
Post by: SSCF Hooch on January 31, 2003, 09:03:20 pm
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We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.
Just remember ridgehead, you made the rules...I only hope you die well by them...
"Number One bring us to war status, Helm lay in course for Klingon home world, Comm, send war codes to the fleet"
Officer Commanding
SSCF Rider in White 2310 A
hehehehe, remember Turkey shot, anyway this is a call to Klingon Warriors, No Klingons, Out
Why yes I do, I killed many a human Coalition ship in that server. I was nailed once by Scipio and a wing he had. I figure a record of 11and 1 is a fair count. I look forward to adding your ship's bell to my collection.
Hooch
Post by: warsears on January 31, 2003, 10:35:27 pm
Post by: warsears on January 31, 2003, 10:37:02 pm
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Where did I park my D7WK?
Nice uniform Chirs
Post by: DiggityDank on January 31, 2003, 10:54:01 pm
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We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.
Just remember ridgehead, you made the rules...I only hope you die well by them...
"Number One bring us to war status, Helm lay in course for Klingon home world, Comm, send war codes to the fleet"
Officer Commanding
SSCF Rider in White 2310 A
hehehehe, remember Turkey shot, anyway this is a call to Klingon Warriors, No Klingons, Out
Why yes I do, I killed many a human Coalition ship in that server. I was nailed once by Scipio and a wing he had. I figure a record of 11and 1 is a fair count. I look forward to adding your ship's bell to my collection.
Hooch
Only 11? Are you kidding? I think I had 11 PvP a day on that server...
Not that I'm saying they were all wins, I lost count on both sides of the column.
Good times, good times....
Post by: Mog on February 01, 2003, 05:04:33 am
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hehehehe, remember Turkey shot, anyway this is a call to Klingon Warriors, No Klingons, Out
Why yes I do, I killed many a human Coalition ship in that server. I was nailed once by Scipio and a wing he had. I figure a record of 11and 1 is a fair count. I look forward to adding your ship's bell to my collection.
Hooch
And yet the brave Sir Hooch refused my challenge to him in General Chat.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 01, 2003, 05:48:09 am
It will be good to see the Empire in your calloused hands.....
You need not fear any opposition from the Kzin, who respect all true warriors. And J'inn will not be seeking to oppose you <snicker> since he will be busy with the new Kzinti Securities Exchange Commission formed today by KLAW.
As a humble honorary member of your house, I feel it is my duty to attend the coronation ceremony, and I'm bringing a special guest with me, whom I rescued from the clutches of the Federation, and return to the Empire properly attired......
........... MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!
I return her into your care.
Long Live The House Of GOW!!!!!!
With Highest regards
Chuut-Ritt
Kzinti League of Assembled Warchiefs (KLAW)
House of Gow
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 01, 2003, 06:43:02 am
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Bah yah words are nothing but hot air! ...All who would support any sort of Klingon Government will meet the well manicured finger of the Federation.
The manicured finger of the Federation, huh? I guess that would look something like this then, wouldn't it?
Damn, must be like looking in the mirror. Monkeyboy.
Actually it would look more like this I think...........
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 01, 2003, 06:49:36 am
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Now, back to this succesion thing and the serious contenders.
Agave Azul
House of Azul
Gorn contender for Klingon succesion
One final loose end,
I don't think the "House of Azul" will be contending for anything.......
Let's see........
Frogs.....................check
Lizards...................check
Still got plenty of bullets, who's next?
Post by: CubCarson on February 01, 2003, 08:48:53 am
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Chancellor Gow,
It will be good to see the Empire in your calloused hands.....
You need not fear any opposition from the Kzin, who respect all true warriors. And J'inn will not be seeking to oppose you <snicker> since he will be busy with the new Kzinti Securities Exchange Commission formed today by KLAW.
As a humble honorary member of your house, I feel it is my duty to attend the coronation ceremony, and I'm bringing a special guest with me, whom I rescued from the clutches of the Federation, and return to the Empire properly attired......
........... MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!
I return her into your care.
Long Live The House Of GOW!!!!!!
With Highest regards
Chuut-Ritt
Kzinti League of Assembled Warchiefs (KLAW)
House of Gow
MARTHA!!!!
WOO HOOO!
Chutt's the MAN!
Mmmmmm, Martha, that little vixen. Yum yum!
Oh ya the klinkons....
Yay Gow! Yay ridgeheads! Yay Dogmatix!
Now give me more Martha! (In black with a riding crop and knee high boots with stiletto heels!)(and have her hair cover her left eye with a slight downward tilt to her head.... or am I asking too much?)
Drool!
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 01, 2003, 09:41:37 am
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MARTHA!!!!
WOO HOOO!
Chutt's the MAN!
Mmmmmm, Martha, that little vixen. Yum yum!
Oh ya the klinkons....
Yay Gow! Yay ridgeheads! Yay Dogmatix!
Now give me more Martha! (In black with a riding crop and knee high boots with stiletto heels!)(and have her hair cover her left eye with a slight downward tilt to her head.... or am I asking too much?)
Drool!
A little too much perhaps Cub, but how about a pic of Martha showing her support of The House Of Gow by defeating one of the House of Azul Honor Guards in ritual combat?
That make you fell any better? ...now go take a cold shower Cub.............
Post by: CubCarson on February 01, 2003, 09:50:42 am
Could ya do the hair thing? Then it would be just PUURFECT!
Hmm, hot water heater ain't getting much of a work out today....
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 01, 2003, 11:40:39 pm
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Oh my!
Could ya do the hair thing? Then it would be just PUURFECT!
Hmm, hot water heater ain't getting much of a work out today....
done....
Post by: CubCarson on February 02, 2003, 08:00:34 am
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread...
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 02, 2003, 09:49:55 am
You are such a suck up! How about a pic of you and Gow in a "love lock"...
Hooch
Post by: Toten on February 02, 2003, 09:58:20 am
Doggy can u help? Check to see if i still have forums access pls.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 02, 2003, 03:12:28 pm
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Chutt-Riff
You are such a suck up! How about a pic of you and Gow in a "love lock"...
Hooch
This coming from the forum Toady?.....
Seriously the pile of bodies from those who tried to hug Gow is warning enough.
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on February 02, 2003, 10:14:47 pm
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I would do so but since I have changed computers over christmas I have been basically unable to logg onto SFC2.net.
Doggy can u help? Check to see if i still have forums access pls.
Toten...as near as I can tell, your access is fine. I see you're back on the SFC2.NEt forums, now...let me know if you experience any problems.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 03, 2003, 05:01:30 am
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Chutt-Riff
You are such a suck up! How about a pic of you and Gow in a "love lock"...
Hooch
BTW Hoochie .....I do have a picture of you and a certain Ex-Chancellor in what might be considered a "love lock".....care to explain?
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Post by: JohnV on February 03, 2003, 05:13:33 am
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 03, 2003, 09:16:08 am
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Chutt-Riff
You are such a suck up! How about a pic of you and Gow in a "love lock"...
Hooch
BTW Hoochie .....I do have a picture of you and a certain Ex-Chancellor in what might be considered a "love lock".....care to explain?
Good Night Chutt, where do you get these things? BTW, you will notice who is in the dominate postion here. Anyway, we know that the Mirak have very good "artists" and can "make up" anything. Dogmatix would never remove is body armor. Gow might just want to be sure the he stays retired.
Besides, you for got to say who that was next to Dogmatix, I think it was Gow.
Hooch the werided out
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on February 14, 2003, 09:34:56 am
Please enter the Great Hall on Qo'noS and make your decision known. There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process. Come...join the carnage!
Post by: DiggityDank on February 14, 2003, 09:50:48 am
Post by: LongTooth on February 14, 2003, 10:27:57 am
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The process enters the final stage, Warriors!
Please enter the Great Hall on Qo'noS and make your decision known. There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process. Come...join the carnage!
Hey doggy it wont let me in
Well I vote for hooch but if he turns it down gow will do
Post by: warsears on February 14, 2003, 11:07:04 am
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Hey Chuut, could you make a bumper sticker for my C7? Something along the lines of "Don't Blame me, I voted for Gow"
lmao good one Dank
Post by: Karnak on February 14, 2003, 11:48:43 am
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 14, 2003, 12:06:46 pm
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The process enters the final stage, Warriors!
Please enter the Great Hall on Qo'noS and make your decision known. There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process. Come...join the carnage!
Hey doggy it wont let me in
Well I vote for hooch but if he turns it down gow will do
WHAT? Hey no need to get nasty pussy kat. Me lead the ridgeheads? I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.
Hooch
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 14, 2003, 02:24:15 pm
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I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.
Hooch
Then I gather that Kortez has already set you free?
Post by: J'inn on February 14, 2003, 02:46:50 pm
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I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.
Hooch
Then I gather that Kortez has already set you free?
<snicker>
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 14, 2003, 02:50:06 pm
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I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.
Hooch
Then I gather that Kortez has already set you free?
Oh that is sooooooo not funny...
Hooch
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 14, 2003, 03:20:29 pm
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Oh that is sooooooo not funny...
Hooch
LOL
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on February 14, 2003, 03:24:51 pm
Post by: LongTooth on February 14, 2003, 04:00:35 pm
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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.
tis true the klingons are becomming soft all most tame first votes then (shudder) dinner partys and only drinking at wine bars I have also herd captians will ware foumal atire at all times
Thats why its in your best intrest to vote for hooch sure hes fed but people can change after a few hours with the pain sticks hes sure to do what hes told
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 14, 2003, 04:13:49 pm
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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.
It's our noble influence that is helping them, they are not soft, they are being civil. Odd though, they have no word for civil.
We will fix that, (and them) over time.
Hooch
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on February 14, 2003, 10:18:58 pm
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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.
Dogmatix does not need to be stabbed. He has chosen the honorable path of retirement before the need to be stabbed has set upon him.
As this is unprecedented in the Empire (someone usually stabs the emperor before he realiizes it's time to step down), Doggie is faced with a here-to-fore unheard of choice in an emperor.
Having gathered those capable of assuming his title (basically, all the klingons capable of flying the F5, D7, and other ships with no stinkin B,K,L,D that they call "starships" :P ), he needs to decide how he will be replaced.
A standard rite of ascention calls for such fun things like trial by combat to the death. The leader will be in charge of a fleet where all the F5's are unpiloted...
So, he decided to have a vote. A civil, not-too-barbaric vote where the winner gets the command. Now hopefully his warriors aren't all voting for themselves...
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 14, 2003, 10:35:53 pm
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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.
Dogmatix does not need to be stabbed. He has chosen the honorable path of retirement before the need to be stabbed has set upon him.
As this is unprecedented in the Empire (someone usually stabs the emperor before he realiizes it's time to step down), Doggie is faced with a here-to-fore unheard of choice in an emperor.
Having gathered those capable of assuming his title (basically, all the klingons capable of flying the F5, D7, and other ships with no stinkin B,K,L,D that they call "starships" :P ), he needs to decide how he will be replaced.
A standard rite of ascention calls for such fun things like trial by combat to the death. The leader will be in charge of a fleet where all the F5's are unpiloted...
So, he decided to have a vote. A civil, not-too-barbaric vote where the winner gets the command. Now hopefully his warriors aren't all voting for themselves...
Agreed! The Ja'Juk is an old and barbaric custom. What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such). We call the war crimes, but they call it "glory".
Oh well it's their custom...
Hooch
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 15, 2003, 03:08:05 am
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What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such).
Hooch
Boy G'Warlock would make a strong candidate.........................
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 15, 2003, 09:02:26 am
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What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such).
Hooch
Boy G'Warlock would make a strong candidate.........................
That is an understatment...
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on February 17, 2003, 10:21:38 am
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The process enters the final stage, Warriors!
Please enter the Great Hall on Qo'noS and make your decision known. There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process. Come...join the carnage!
Hey doggy it wont let me in
Well I vote for hooch but if he turns it down gow will do
WHAT? Hey no need to get nasty pussy kat. Me lead the ridgeheads? I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.
Hooch
I should think you'ld already be tired of being Fluf's *bleepch* by now...
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on February 17, 2003, 10:25:20 am
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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.
tis true the klingons are becomming soft all most tame first votes then (shudder) dinner partys and only drinking at wine bars I have also herd captians will ware foumal atire at all times
Thats why its in your best intrest to vote for hooch sure hes fed but people can change after a few hours with the pain sticks hes sure to do what hes told
heheh....don't think there hasn't been some bloodshed. The "deliberations" have gotten a bit nasty at times.
BTW, down by a mere two votes and running in 2nd place is "I don't vote...I'm a Klingon!"
Post by: KDS-KYTARH on February 19, 2003, 07:53:45 am
Yes that's it the Klingons are getting soft.
Yes that is absolutely true.
And everyone should believe that and relax.
In fact next time you meet us in battle you don't have to worry about a thing.
You don't even have to raise your shields.
Or arm your weapons systems.
Just drive your ship right up to us and order us to surrender.
And of course we will.
Because the Klingons are getting nice and soft.
Post by: Damaged on February 19, 2003, 09:55:46 am
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Agreed! The Ja'Juk is an old and barbaric custom. What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such). We call the war crimes, but they call it "glory".
Oh well it's their custom...
Hooch
Barbaric? And this coming from a race only capable of using diplomacy, lies, and hypocrisy to conquer worlds weak enough not to see through your transparent mockery of honor... without even firing a shot! There is no honor or glory in your ways. Klingon customs are ancient and complex, and have proven to make us stronger over the tests of time. It is you who are the uncivilized barbarians, like a scavenging feral child that can't even feed itself because it hasn't been taught the ways of the hunt! Bah. You make a lot of noise for Targ food.
Post by: Karnak on February 19, 2003, 10:12:48 am
Maybe the Feds should think about using the French Revolution as a new model for electing leaders.
I am sure Madame Guillotine would be most 'appy to oblige us with her sevices when France reclaims her rightful place in the Federation as despots and republicains extra-ordinaire.
Vive la Revolution et le Tyrannicide!!
Now, at long last, the Klingons will have to show some respect to the Feds, hehe.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 19, 2003, 10:54:17 am
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 19, 2003, 12:04:35 pm
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What more diplomacy is needed than the Kzinti method of Scream and Leap?....Anything else is unnecessary.
Here, here! Well said and very true!
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 19, 2003, 04:12:21 pm
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Agreed! The Ja'Juk is an old and barbaric custom. What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such). We call the war crimes, but they call it "glory".
Oh well it's their custom...
Hooch
Barbaric? And this coming from a race only capable of using diplomacy, lies, and hypocrisy to conquer worlds weak enough not to see through your transparent mockery of honor... without even firing a shot! There is no honor or glory in your ways. Klingon customs are ancient and complex, and have proven to make us stronger over the tests of time. It is you who are the uncivilized barbarians, like a scavenging feral child that can't even feed itself because it hasn't been taught the ways of the hunt! Bah. You make a lot of noise for Targ food.
It is a sign of a civilized culture, they "agree" to terms without blood shed. "Feral child"? Well that is a debatable question is it not. We do not take by force what is not ours, we give in exchange for what we get. How is preying on the weak for their reasouces honorable or slaying your political enemy a better way?
Trial by arms went out with the armored knight. But alas, the Klingon Empire has only learned to make bigger swords rather than larger plow shares.
Hooch
Post by: LM REVENGE on February 19, 2003, 11:38:50 pm
Anyways shouldn't you be following that silly Prime Directive you saucer head Kirk wannabe's hold so dear?
Please also note that there is no such thing as lawyers in Klingon society...trial by combat does away with any supposed usefulness they have.
Just thought I'd point this out.
No need to thank me or anything.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 19, 2003, 11:54:35 pm
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Please also note that there is no such thing as lawyers in Klingon society...trial by combat does away with any supposed usefulness they have.
Just thought I'd point this out.
No need to thank me or anything.
Oh contrare,
Post by: LM REVENGE on February 20, 2003, 12:39:59 am
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
You should be banned from using photoshop!
At least you make fun in a universal manner.
We have all been victims of your so called humour.
You should fire your therapist.
Post by: LongTooth on February 20, 2003, 05:55:57 am
Yes vote LongTooth and save the empire!
Under my rule you will get "free katnip" can eat as many fed fingers as you can catch plus FREE leagel advice from our very own jinn
Now under my rule there would have to be a few changes 1 I think we can all agree its about time we got shot of the out dated
klingon ship list (to be replaced with a kzin ship list)
2 gow will be forced to stop making fed ships sure they look very nice but do we realy want to give the feds ideas?
3 going to have to shorten the word klingon to kzin(sounds better too:))
So lads what do you say want to see me at the helm of the new kzin opps I meen klingon empire?
Rember to vote long tooth
Post by: KDS-KYTARH on February 20, 2003, 07:58:29 am
Hooch
Just like a Fed brings a plow share to a Sword fight.
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 20, 2003, 08:40:06 am
Post by: LongTooth on February 20, 2003, 11:49:05 am
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Remember, a vote for Longtooth is a vote for progress!!!!
Thanks steel and quite true
Ok poll time
Now lets see who the klingon people want in power
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on February 20, 2003, 03:41:36 pm
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 20, 2003, 03:44:09 pm
SC
located in Kzinhai
Post by: Dizzy on February 20, 2003, 04:04:11 pm
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One other thing... as I informed the late Gorn Ambassador during his boiling oil bath.... I don't speak to Luggage.
roflmao !!!