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Title: Singles ad
Post by: TB613 on November 26, 2003, 03:25:08 pm
I just got this in my email and thought everyone would get a kick out of it.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (xxx) xxx-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.
 
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: Taldren_Erin on November 26, 2003, 03:31:35 pm
ROFL. I think I've seen that before, but it's still funny.

Reminds me of a website I wanted to set up, advertising "all-natural naked co-eds" and "wet young naked females" to see how many hits I got -- to a web cam of my aquarium (warm-water freshwater tank). Never took off though.  
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: vsfedwards on November 26, 2003, 04:40:19 pm
LMAO
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: TheBigCheese on November 26, 2003, 06:08:22 pm
Whats that number again  
Title: Singles ad
Post by: TB613 on November 26, 2003, 03:25:08 pm
I just got this in my email and thought everyone would get a kick out of it.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (xxx) xxx-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.
 
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: Taldren_Erin on November 26, 2003, 03:31:35 pm
ROFL. I think I've seen that before, but it's still funny.

Reminds me of a website I wanted to set up, advertising "all-natural naked co-eds" and "wet young naked females" to see how many hits I got -- to a web cam of my aquarium (warm-water freshwater tank). Never took off though.  
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: vsfedwards on November 26, 2003, 04:40:19 pm
LMAO
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: TheBigCheese on November 26, 2003, 06:08:22 pm
Whats that number again  
Title: Singles ad
Post by: TB613 on November 26, 2003, 03:25:08 pm
I just got this in my email and thought everyone would get a kick out of it.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (xxx) xxx-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.
 
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: Taldren_Erin on November 26, 2003, 03:31:35 pm
ROFL. I think I've seen that before, but it's still funny.

Reminds me of a website I wanted to set up, advertising "all-natural naked co-eds" and "wet young naked females" to see how many hits I got -- to a web cam of my aquarium (warm-water freshwater tank). Never took off though.  
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: vsfedwards on November 26, 2003, 04:40:19 pm
LMAO
Title: Re: Singles ad
Post by: TheBigCheese on November 26, 2003, 06:08:22 pm
Whats that number again