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Title: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 11:30:45 am
Besides not being able to party like when I was younger, it really bums me out that I'm blonde, blue eyed and could go 3 days without shaving while I was in the Army and noone would really notice, yet now I have nose hairs???

God is playing some joke on me for my past sins, I know it... Thank God I have a trimmer, but this is totally disgusting, I may elect for electrolysis...  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: anduril on December 13, 2003, 11:35:16 am
We were built in the same mold JMM.  Two or three days without a shave and I could still pass inspection.  Now...well you've pretty much covered the rest....ack.
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 11:37:17 am
What's even worse is noticing ear hairs forming, ugggghhhhhh, that is really a sign that you are getting older, or are reverting to being a primate again... Maybe later I should play with my feces, and masturbate in public, and eat bananas?  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: Corbomite on December 13, 2003, 11:46:35 am
Quote:

... Maybe later I should play with my feces, and masturbate in public, and eat bananas?  



So how is that different from one of your normal days JM?
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 12:06:05 pm
Now that you mention it, not much different, hehehehehehe...  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: TheBigCheese on December 13, 2003, 12:21:47 pm
You have only heamorriods to look forward to JMM  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: SL-Punisher on December 13, 2003, 06:09:11 pm
Just make sure your kids don't dump you into that old folks home that was on 60 minutes
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 09:01:24 pm
I'll die young, hehehehehe...  
Title: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 11:30:45 am
Besides not being able to party like when I was younger, it really bums me out that I'm blonde, blue eyed and could go 3 days without shaving while I was in the Army and noone would really notice, yet now I have nose hairs???

God is playing some joke on me for my past sins, I know it... Thank God I have a trimmer, but this is totally disgusting, I may elect for electrolysis...  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: anduril on December 13, 2003, 11:35:16 am
We were built in the same mold JMM.  Two or three days without a shave and I could still pass inspection.  Now...well you've pretty much covered the rest....ack.
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 11:37:17 am
What's even worse is noticing ear hairs forming, ugggghhhhhh, that is really a sign that you are getting older, or are reverting to being a primate again... Maybe later I should play with my feces, and masturbate in public, and eat bananas?  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: Corbomite on December 13, 2003, 11:46:35 am
Quote:

... Maybe later I should play with my feces, and masturbate in public, and eat bananas?  



So how is that different from one of your normal days JM?
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 12:06:05 pm
Now that you mention it, not much different, hehehehehehe...  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: TheBigCheese on December 13, 2003, 12:21:47 pm
You have only heamorriods to look forward to JMM  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: SL-Punisher on December 13, 2003, 06:09:11 pm
Just make sure your kids don't dump you into that old folks home that was on 60 minutes
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 09:01:24 pm
I'll die young, hehehehehe...  
Title: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 11:30:45 am
Besides not being able to party like when I was younger, it really bums me out that I'm blonde, blue eyed and could go 3 days without shaving while I was in the Army and noone would really notice, yet now I have nose hairs???

God is playing some joke on me for my past sins, I know it... Thank God I have a trimmer, but this is totally disgusting, I may elect for electrolysis...  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: anduril on December 13, 2003, 11:35:16 am
We were built in the same mold JMM.  Two or three days without a shave and I could still pass inspection.  Now...well you've pretty much covered the rest....ack.
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 11:37:17 am
What's even worse is noticing ear hairs forming, ugggghhhhhh, that is really a sign that you are getting older, or are reverting to being a primate again... Maybe later I should play with my feces, and masturbate in public, and eat bananas?  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: Corbomite on December 13, 2003, 11:46:35 am
Quote:

... Maybe later I should play with my feces, and masturbate in public, and eat bananas?  



So how is that different from one of your normal days JM?
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 12:06:05 pm
Now that you mention it, not much different, hehehehehehe...  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: TheBigCheese on December 13, 2003, 12:21:47 pm
You have only heamorriods to look forward to JMM  
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: SL-Punisher on December 13, 2003, 06:09:11 pm
Just make sure your kids don't dump you into that old folks home that was on 60 minutes
Title: Re: Growing older sucks
Post by: JMM on December 13, 2003, 09:01:24 pm
I'll die young, hehehehehe...