Post by: ferretlxix on January 12, 2004, 09:29:57 pm
Well here is the list for (drum roll)
MEET YOUR DREAM PERSON
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Part Of The Body---
Adverb---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Noun---
Adjective---
Weird Sound---
Verb---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Have fun...
As always I'll check it out in a couple of days and psot the combination of the results. 
Post by: ferretlxix on January 13, 2004, 11:58:48 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 14, 2004, 11:52:08 pm
Post by: Sirgod on January 15, 2004, 12:00:03 am
Adjective--- Troublesom
Plural Noun--- Cards
Adjective--- Sticky
Part Of The Body--- Rotator Cuff
Adverb--- patiently
Adjective--- Crispy
Adjective--- Yellow
Noun--- Hugh Hefner
Adjective--- Graciously
Weird Sound--- Squuencherm
Verb--- Bites
Noun--- Deoderant
Noun--- Case
Plural Noun--- Nuclei
Noun--- Chip
sorry It took so long Ferrit.
stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 15, 2004, 02:30:31 pm
Adjective--- flatulent
Plural Noun--- wussy cats
Adjective--- purple
Part Of The Body--- neck
Adverb--- slowly
Adjective--- fluffy
Adjective--- wet
Noun--- rock
Adjective--- loud
Weird Sound--- kerr-poing
Verb--- moves
Noun--- Klingons
Noun--- ship
Plural Noun--- lurkers
Noun--- alien
Post by: ferretlxix on January 19, 2004, 02:26:17 am
Sorry I haven't replied in a while but here we go with a few adjustments..
for our particapants we have
Quote:
from sirgod:
Plural Noun--- Boxes
Adjective--- Troublesom
Plural Noun--- Cards
Adjective--- Sticky
Part Of The Body--- Rotator Cuff
Adverb--- patiently
Adjective--- Crispy
Adjective--- Yellow
Noun--- Hugh Hefner
Adjective--- Graciously
Weird Sound--- Squuencherm
Verb--- Bites
Noun--- Deoderant
Noun--- Case
Plural Noun--- Nuclei
Noun--- Chip
sorry It took so long Ferrit.
stephen
----------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Plural Noun--- Hydrans
Adjective--- flatulent
Plural Noun--- wussy cats
Adjective--- purple
Part Of The Body--- neck
Adverb--- slowly
Adjective--- fluffy
Adjective--- wet
Noun--- rock
Adjective--- loud
Weird Sound--- kerr-poing
Verb--- moves
Noun--- Klingons
Noun--- ship
Plural Noun--- lurkers
Noun--- alien
-------------------------------------------------------------------
the final choices are:
Plural Noun --- Hydrans
Adjective --- Troublesome
Plural Noun --- Wussy Cats
Adjective --- Sticky
Part Of Body --- Rotary Cuff
Adverb --- Slowly
Adjective --- Fluffy
Adjective --- Wet
Noun --- Hugh Hefner
Adjective --- Loud
Wierd Sound --- Squuencherm
Verb --- Bites
Noun --- Klingon
Noun --- Case
Plural Noun --- Lurkers
Noun --- Alien
Meet Your Dream Person
If you are desirous of making new Hydrans or
meeting some Troublesome people, take a few Wussy Cats
out of your Sticky day and answer the following
questionnaire. in less time than it takes to blink a/an
Rotary Cuff , your life will be changed Slowly by
your fluffy answers.
---- Do you ever confide in a/an Wet friend that you
are a lonely Hugh Hefner ?
---- Are you too shy and Loud to approach a stranger
and say Squuencherm ?
---- Would you rather stay at home and Bites
Television than go on a blind Klingon
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken
one giant Case toward meeting the person of your
Lurkers . To make this a reality, mail the enclosed
self-adressed, postage-paid Alien to us immediately.
Hope you enjoyed this one and the next one is a paradoy titled
"Star Truck" (you figure what is it based on"
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
Post by: Sirgod on January 19, 2004, 09:35:18 am
Quote:
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
, I coldn't think of anything, But It sounded Impressive.Heh, Star Truk, this one should Be good.
Stephen
Post by: ferretlxix on January 20, 2004, 02:09:45 am
Quote:
Quote:
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
Heh, Star Truk, this one should Be good.
Stephen
I guess we gotta a new catch phrase for ya.
Bwahahahahaha
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 20, 2004, 03:09:32 am
Now down to buisness (hey that's the name for a group of ferrets)
The new title for this round is
Star Truck
the list of types of words needed are (drum roll):
Silly Word---
Adjective---
Noun---
Name Of Person [Male]---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Person In Room/Forum---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Noun---
Number---
Same Silly Word---
Noun---
-----------------------------------------------
If you were wondering where am I getting these from well......
I have 6 different Mad Libs books on this desk and I just purchased two of them last night (one of em
is a 'Worst Case Scenario' Mad-Libs).
So I will not run out of these any time soon.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Sirgod on January 20, 2004, 04:36:47 pm
Adjective--- quantifying
Noun--- Chair
Name Of Person [Male]--- ToastyO
Plural Noun--- Toys
Adjective--- irritating
Person In Room/Forum--- Musashi
Adverb--- Silly
Plural Noun--- Them
Noun--- Deodarant
Adjective--- Muffled
Adjective--- Many
Noun--- warp Core
Number--- 71
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Noun--- Book
Squuencherm
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 21, 2004, 10:05:10 am
As some of you may know, of course, the word "divorce" comes from the Greek root word "divorasutcha" which translates roughly as "to rip one's heart out through one's wallet."
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
Post by: ferretlxix on January 22, 2004, 02:43:48 am
I'll be posting the results some time tomorrow (Thursday)!!
Hopefully Dizzy or somebody else might want to get in on the action.
Post by: KRolling on January 22, 2004, 04:51:24 am
Quote:
Ah yes... "Squuencherm" - the sound my finances made at my final divorce hearing 4 years ago.
As some of you may know, of course, the word "divorce" comes from the Greek root word "divorasutcha" which translates roughly as "to rip one's heart out through one's wallet."
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! STOOOOOOOP THE MUSIC!!!
<needle dragging across record is heard>
Ok. Let me make this clear. There are no, I repeat, NO story that can be safely written using the words kamikaze, probes, AND KROLLING!!!! I will not have it!!!!
LOL!!! Ok.... well, it better be good!!!
Post by: Sirgod on January 22, 2004, 11:12:28 am
Quote:
Ok. Let me make this clear. There are no, I repeat, NO story that can be safely written using the words kamikaze, probes, AND KROLLING!!!! I will not have it!!!!
LOL, Sing It Sister...
Stephen
Post by: KRolling on January 22, 2004, 06:28:27 pm
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
Post by: ferretlxix on January 22, 2004, 11:18:54 pm
Quote:
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
I was wondering when my name would pop into this one.such is irony, especailly the rolling pin and cranky (What a combo!!
Good one Krolling!!
Right now I'm giving Dizzy some time before I post the finals. His time is limited so, I'm giving him some time.
Post by: ferretlxix on January 26, 2004, 01:37:47 am
Quote:
Sirgod
Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Adjective--- quantifying
Noun--- Chair
Name Of Person [Male]--- ToastyO
Plural Noun--- Toys
Adjective--- irritating
Person In Room/Forum--- Musashi
Adverb--- Silly
Plural Noun--- Them
Noun--- Deodarant
Adjective--- Muffled
Adjective--- Many
Noun--- warp Core
Number--- 71
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Noun--- Book
-------------
Hesta
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
-------------
Krolling
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
And the mix for this is:
Silly Word---YEEARGH
Adjective---cracked
Noun---Chair
Name Of Person [Male] ---Hstaphath_XC(For Krolling
)Plural Noun---probes
Adjective---irritating
Person In Room/Forum---ferretlxix(For Krolling
)Adverb---Silly
Plural Noun---kamikazes
Noun---rolling pin
Adjective---Muffled
Adjective---lively
Noun---ale
Number---762
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH
Noun---turbolift
------------------------------------
STAR TRUCK
Dear Mr. YEEARGH
My favorite TV show is that cracked adventure in
outer space called "Star Chair ." You and Captain
Hstaphath_XC are my favorite probes . When I watch
this irritating show I sometimes feel I am actually on the
Star Ship ferretlxix and I am going Silly
into those far kamikazes of the Universe, where no
rolling pin has gone before.
I like it when the Muffled aliens try to trap you and your crew
and you use your lively logical minds to outsmart them.
I go to all the "Star ale " conventions and buy all of the
little toys and dolls even though I am 762 years old. But the
real reason I wrote you Mr. YEEARGH , is because
I want you to send me an autographed turbolift .
------------------------------------
And now I gotta see when the next convention Star Ale covention is happening. (ALE! ALE! ALE! ALE!)
Squuencherm
Post by: KRolling on January 26, 2004, 04:39:38 am
Post by: Sirgod on January 26, 2004, 07:59:20 am
Stephen
Post by: 762 on January 26, 2004, 08:43:48 am
Where can I get some?
Post by: Dizzy on January 26, 2004, 10:02:15 pm
Quote:
HEHE, autographed Turbolift, The writer of that letter Probably uses Ebay alot also.
Stephen
I got your turbolift right here, buddy. Muahahahahaha
Post by: ferretlxix on January 27, 2004, 02:31:40 am
Quote:Quote:
HEHE, autographed Turbolift, The writer of that letter Probably uses Ebay alot also.
Stephen
I got your turbolift right here, buddy. Muahahahahaha
Oy!! Hey Ma, Dizzy is playing with his Turbo Shaft again!! (running away fast)
I'm looking over my Mad Libs now and will be posting the next list tomorrow.
Most likely it will be a "Worst-Case Scenario" Survival Handbook Mad Lib.
Post by: ferretlxix on February 02, 2004, 02:48:56 am
Here is the New title:
HOW TO WRESTLE FREE FROM A/AN___________
The list of needed words are;
Animal---
Same Animal---
Another Animal---
Part Of Body---
Foreign Country---
Foreign Country---
Adjective---
Type Of Liquid---
Type Of Food
Adjective---
Verb---
Same As First Animal---
Part Of Body---
Verb---
Part Of Body---
Part Of Body---
Noun---
Occupation---
Same As First Animal---
Adjective---
----------------------------------------------------------------
This coming from the "Worst Case Scenario" (tm)
Survival Handbook version as promised.
Have fun
Post by: ferretlxix on February 04, 2004, 06:08:58 pm
Post by: Maxillius on February 04, 2004, 10:40:54 pm
Same Animal---Blood worm
Another Animal---Targ
Part Of Body---right thumb
Foreign Country---UK
Foreign Country---Spain
Adjective---squishy
Type Of Liquid---Kool-aid
Type Of Food---hot dogs
Adjective---voluptuous
Verb---is <snicker>
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Part Of Body---left thumb
Verb---are <snicker>
Part Of Body---right pinky finger
Part Of Body---left pinky finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---lawyer
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Adjective---bombastic
doiyoiyoiyoinnnngggg....
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on February 05, 2004, 12:54:01 pm
Animal---Mugatu
Same Animal---Mugatu
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Buttocks
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Blue
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Wet
Verb---Moves
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Part Of Body---Palm
Verb---Hits
Part Of Body---Forehead
Part Of Body---Elbow
Noun---Tholian
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Adjective---Flaky
Post by: ferretlxix on February 05, 2004, 05:41:49 pm
Quote:
Hmmm... still not sure how to take being someone's "favorite probe" [\quote]
Ahh, it's kinda fitting seeing who the letter was written to.
Squuencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on February 09, 2004, 01:02:27 am
and here is what we got:
From PPDevastator:
Animal---Blood worm
Same Animal---Blood worm
Another Animal---Targ
Part Of Body---right thumb
Foreign Country---UK
Foreign Country---Spain
Adjective---squishy
Type Of Liquid---Kool-aid
Type Of Food---hot dogs
Adjective---voluptuous
Verb---is <snicker>
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Part Of Body---left thumb
Verb---are <snicker>
Part Of Body---right pinky finger
Part Of Body---left pinky finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---lawyer
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Adjective---bombastic
----------------------------------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Animal---Mugatu
Same Animal---Mugatu
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Buttocks
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Blue
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Wet
Verb---Moves
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Part Of Body---Palm
Verb---Hits
Part Of Body---Forehead
Part Of Body---Elbow
Noun---Tholian
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Adjective---Flaky
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here is the New title:
HOW TO WRESTLE FREE FROM A/AN___________
The list of needed words are;
Animal---Blood Worm
Same Animal---Blood Worm
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Right Thumb
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Squishy
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Voluptuous
Verb---<snicker>
Same As First Animal---Blood Worm
Part Of Body---Left Thumb
Verb---Hit
Part Of Body---Right Pinky Finger
Part Of Body---Left Pinky Finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Blood Worm
Adjective---Bombastic
----------------------------------------------------------------
How To Wrestle Free From A Blood Worm
The Blood Worm, often confused wiht its cousin, the Tribble,
Which has a much thinner Right Thumb , generally lives in warm
climates, such as those found in France and Finland.
They typically prefer wet, squishy areas with plenty of
Mountian Dew and lots of Soylent Green. And while they may
look Voluptuous, they are generally quite docile if you don't try to
<snicker> near them. If however a/an Blood Worm does attack
you, try to flip it onto its Left Thumb while you Hit on
it's neck to keep it's jaw closed. Attempt to break free by punching
it in the Right Pinky Finger or on it's nose with your Left Pinky Finger
or a/an F-CVA. Be sure to seek the attention of a/an Dental Hygienist,
even if your wound is not serious. A/an Blood Worm has tons
of germs living in it's mouth that can cause serious infection- talk
about Bombastic breath!
Sorry I haven't been keeping up on the Mad libs but, it's going to be a bit slow due to the amount of
work that has suddenly sprung up so, just hang tight a bit and I'll post anothe title and word list for ya.
c-ya soon
Post by: ferretlxix on February 22, 2004, 11:39:30 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on February 24, 2004, 03:16:34 am
Here is the new Mad Lib
It's part of a seires of four as titled
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
and the New List:
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Noun---
Color---
Color---
Adjective---
Type Of Food---
Type Of Liquid---
Number---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Adverb---
Color---
Place---
Adjective---
Number---
Person In Forum---
Silly Word---
Adverb---
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well That's it for now and I'll be updating a about three days (hopefully, wrok has me busy throughout the week and this weekend).
My Thanks to all of you for granting a helping hand when Alien gave out an S.O.S. I really appreciate it.
This really enforces the reason why I love this forum. You guys rock!!!!
Post by: ferretlxix on February 26, 2004, 07:38:10 pm
Post by: AlienLXIX on February 26, 2004, 07:43:44 pm
I will understand if ya'll don't want me to because I am his wife.
Promise I don't have any power over him!
Really!
Post by: ferretlxix on February 29, 2004, 02:02:41 am
By the way any takers?
Post by: AlienLXIX on March 02, 2004, 08:30:54 pm
and the New List:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Noun--- bobble head
Color--- electric blue
Color--- neon pink
Adjective--- slimy
Type Of Food--- sashimi (raw fish)
Type Of Liquid--- glass
Number--- 69
Plural Noun--- Adult Toys
Adjective--- vibrating
Adverb--- crappily (sp?)
Color--- olive drab
Place--- Pasgagula, MS
Adjective--- ridiculous
Number--- 668 (neighbor of the beast!)
Person In Forum--- Moofighters
Silly Word--- wafflebum
Adverb--- noisely (sp?)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
and BUMP!
Post by: Sirgod on March 03, 2004, 10:42:36 pm
Color--- Blue
Color--- Cyan
Adjective--- Cooly
Type Of Food--- Tamale
Type Of Liquid--- Mercury
Number--- Plank's constant
Plural Noun--- Computers
Adjective--- Sultry
Adverb--- unfortunatly
Color--- Burnt Sienna
Place--- The dog house
Adjective--- Hungrily
Number--- Mendelbracht Set
Person In Forum--- Admiral Frey
Silly Word--- hehe you need to ask "SQUUUEEENCHERMMMM!"
Adverb--- Extremely
hehe, Mad Libs Rock.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 04, 2004, 01:59:28 pm
Color--- Periwinkle
Color--- Beige
Adjective--- Gritty
Type Of Food--- Gahk
Type Of Liquid--- Bloodwine
Number--- 3.14
Plural Noun--- Drones
Adjective--- Dry
Adverb--- Rudely
Color--- Vermilion
Place--- Neutral Zone
Adjective--- Salty
Number--- 867-5309 (anyone else remember that song?)
Person In Forum--- Corbomite
Silly Word--- Ni!
Adverb--- Incredibly
Post by: ferretlxix on March 05, 2004, 12:59:17 am
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 09, 2004, 03:25:48 pm
Post by: AlienLXIX on March 10, 2004, 07:26:30 am
Quote:
Glad to see the responses. Give me about a day to give anyone else a chance to list something and I'll post the final for this list.
OK blame the lateness of this mad lib on me. Sorry!
I keep making him tired . . . err . . . relaxed!
Post by: ferretlxix on March 16, 2004, 01:16:40 am
I am very sorry about the delay. I haven't had much time to get on the comp so, I promise that I waill write up the results tomorrow. Work and family has kept me rally busy lately.
Well, drinks are on the house.
Post by: ferretlxix on March 24, 2004, 03:50:18 pm
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
Noun--- Bobble Head
Color--- Periwinkle
Color--- Cyan
Adjective--- Gritty
Type Of Food--- Tamale
Type Of Liquid--- Blood Wine
Number--- 3.14
Plural Noun--- Adult Toys
Adjective--- Vibration
Adverb--- Rudely
Color--- Vermillion
Place--- The Dog House
Adjective--- Salty
Number--- 867-5309
Person In Forum--- Admiral Frey
Silly Word--- SQUUEEENCHERMMM
Adverb--- Incredibly
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
The adventures of Captain Zoom, Space Bobble Head . Captain
Zoom is a super hero who wears a/an Periwinkle cape and
a/an Cyan suit of long underware. he has his own
gritty rocket ship, which takes him all over the universe.
His ship is fueled by Tamale mixed with Blood Wine
and can go 3.14 miles per hour.
Captain Zoom loves to go to the assistance of poor Adult Toys
who are in trouble. When he hears of such a vibration
situation, he leaps rudely into his ship and zooms off into
the wild Vermillion yonder. He journeys throughout the galaxy,
sometimes going as far as The Dog House . He has a/an Salty
companion who goes with him on all of his adventures.
His companion is a 867-5309 -year-old boy whose name is
Admiral Frey but who is called "SQUUEEENCHERMMM".
To read more about Captian Zoom, incredibly go to the next Mad Lib.
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And here is the new list for
"Captain Zoom 2"
Nationality---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Type of container---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Place---
Verb ending in "ING"---
Exclamation---
Noun---
Something Alive---
Adjective---
Verb (Past Tense)---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Again sorry for the lateness of this but family events and the Navy has prevented me form getting on the computer.
Post by: Sirgod on March 24, 2004, 03:57:33 pm
I'll get back to this in abit.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 25, 2004, 11:38:37 am
"Captain Zoom 2"
Nationality---Hydran (of course!)
Plural Noun---Taldrenites
Plural Noun---n00bs
Type of container---Milvan
Adjective---sunny
Adjective---rainy
Place---Praxis
Verb ending in "ING"---running
Exclamation---Doh!
Noun---Moderator
Something Alive---sperm whale
Adjective---brainy
Verb (Past Tense)---swam
Adverb---indubitably
Plural Noun---Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Post by: ferretlxix on March 29, 2004, 08:43:44 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on April 07, 2004, 12:20:59 pm
Sorry Hesta the Navy and the Family has been keeping my time to a newar minimum for computer useage but,
I'll try to have the results for this mad lib tonight or tommorrow.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 07, 2004, 01:35:43 pm
This post needed a bump anyway to see if anyone else wanted to go in on the current one. Sirgod?
Post by: ferretlxix on April 10, 2004, 12:45:00 am
Quote:
No prob, just hang in there bro!
This post needed a bump anyway to see if anyone else wanted to go in on the current one. Sirgod?
Well I do have to admit working this one was realativly easy.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Captain Zoom 2
Nationality---Hydran
Plural Noun ---Taldrenites
Plural Noun---n00bs
Type of container---Milvan
Adjective---sunny
Adjective---rainy
Place---Praxis
Verb ending in "ING" ---running
Exclamation!---Doh
Noun ---Moderator
Something Alive ---sperm whale
Adjective---brainy
Verb (Past Tense)---swam
Adverb---indubitably
Plural Noun---Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Captain Zoom 2
One day Captain Zoom heard that a group of Hydran
Taldrenites had been picked up by some little green
n00bs who were flying around in a flying saucer. He learned they
were locked in a/an Milvan on the sunny
planet Hang-On.
At once he called to his rainy companion, "Hey Shorty,
get the spacecraft warmed up. We are going to Praxis."
And off they zoomed, running around the moon and
past Mars. In no time at all they landed on Hang-On. When Captain
Zoom stepped out of his ship, he said " Doh!"
because the first thing he saw was a purple Moderator which
was eating a long, thin Sperm whale . He whipped out his Super
brainy Ray Gun and blasted away until he had swam
everything in sight. "Now Shorty," he said indubitably, "let's
see if we can find some Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to rescue."
---------------------------------
Leave it to XC's bard to pick on the Moderators and follow up with cheerleaders to boot!
POING!!
I'll have the Capt Zoom 3 list up sometime this weekend.
I gotta burn some staem and shoot people on XBL before I figure out my firewall situation, so I can start doing the GSA thing.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 11, 2004, 05:24:29 am
Here is the new list
for
Captain Zoom 3
-------------------------------
Noun---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Type Of Gas---
Type Of Liquid---
Number---
Color---
Another Color---
Number---
Number---
Noun---
Type Of Food (Plural)---
Plural Noun---
Part Of Body (Plural)---
Town---
Adveb---
Adjective---
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I'll try my hardest to have this one finished at the end of the week once I get the responses.
Have Fun
and I leave you with this
squuuueeeeencherm!
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 14, 2004, 07:29:42 pm
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Noun--- diaper
Adjective--- smelly
Adjective--- nasti
Type Of Gas--- poo
Type Of Liquid--- pee
Number--- 50
Color--- olive drab green
Another Color--- fleshy pink
Number--- 10
Number--- 89
Noun--- lace teddy
Type Of Food (Plural)--- Spotted Dicks (it's pudding! REALLY! ask the Brits!)
Plural Noun--- adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- nipples
Town--- Anytown USA
Adveb--- freakishly
Adjective--- hairy
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Post by: Dizzy on April 15, 2004, 05:37:22 am
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 15, 2004, 10:18:03 am
Quote:
Leave it to XC's bard to pick on the Moderators and follow up with cheerleaders to boot!
Wow, do we even HAVE any purple (Hydran) moderators?! For the record, I am ALWAYS on the lookout for any Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in need of rescuing.
Noun--- shuttlecraft
Adjective--- tall
Adjective--- boyish
Type Of Gas--- Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- T-1000 liquid steel
Number--- i (square root of -1)
Color--- teal
Another Color--- chartreuse
Number--- 911
Number--- 546372
Noun--- marmoset
Type Of Food (Plural)--- poptarts
Plural Noun--- marsupials
Part Of Body (Plural)--- elbows
Town--- New Vertiform City
Adveb--- quickly
Adjective--- best
Post by: Captain Krenn on April 15, 2004, 11:06:55 am
Adjective--- frumpy
Adjective--- thunderously
Type Of Gas--- gasohol
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color--- tope
Another Color--- sea foam green
Number--- 01134
Number--- infinity + 1
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural)--- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun--- sea monkeys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- ears
Town--- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- orangey
Adjective--- lopsided
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 15, 2004, 01:05:41 pm
Quote:
HEY! She cheated! She has the answers right there on ferrets desk!!!
Huh? Who me?
No no more often than not you can find me under the desk on my knees than looking through our large stack of madlibs.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 17, 2004, 12:30:25 am
I'll be posting the final results for this one by the end of the weekend as I leave this as a chance for any other entries.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 20, 2004, 12:47:20 am
From AlienLXIX
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Noun--- diaper
Adjective--- smelly
Adjective--- nasti
Type Of Gas--- poo
Type Of Liquid--- pee
Number--- 50
Color--- olive drab green
Another Color--- fleshy pink
Number--- 10
Number--- 89
Noun--- lace teddy
Type Of Food (Plural)--- Spotted Dicks (it's pudding! REALLY! ask the Brits!)
Plural Noun--- adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- nipples
Town--- Anytown USA
Adveb--- freakishly
Adjective--- hairy
-------------------------------
From Hesta
-------------------------------
Noun--- shuttlecraft
Adjective--- tall
Adjective--- boyish
Type Of Gas--- Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- T-1000 liquid steel
Number--- i (square root of -1)
Color--- teal
Another Color--- chartreuse
Number--- 911
Number--- 546372
Noun--- marmoset
Type Of Food (Plural)--- poptarts
Plural Noun--- marsupials
Part Of Body (Plural)--- elbows
Town--- New Vertiform City
Adveb--- quickly
Adjective--- best
-------------------------------
From Kren
-------------------------------
Noun--- microwave oven
Adjective--- frumpy
Adjective--- thunderously
Type Of Gas--- gasohol
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color--- tope
Another Color--- sea foam green
Number--- 01134
Number--- infinity + 1
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural)--- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun--- sea monkeys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- ears
Town--- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- orangey
Adjective--- lopsided
-----------------------------------
and the final list
Noun--- Diaper
Adjective ---Frumpy
Adjective--- Smelly
Type Of Gas---Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color---Olive drab green
Another Color--- Chartreuse
Number--- 01134
Number--- 89
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural) --- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun---Adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- Elbows
Town --- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- Freakishly
Adjective--- lopsided
And Now for ------
Captain Zoom 3
After zapping everything he could see around his spaceship with his
Alpha Particle Disintegrator Diaper, Captain Zoom began
to explore the Frumpy planet Hang-On. Hang-On had
a/an smelly atmosphere containing lots of Premium Unleaded with Tekron
and Hazelnut coffee. The natives were about 97.835 feet tall and
were Olive drab green except for their hair, which was Chartreuse.
They had 01134 arms and 89 fingers on each Klingon battle thong.
They lived by growing 3 month old rotten cheese snacks and fertilizing them
with Adult toys. They welcomed Captain Zoom with
open Elbows. They took him to their capital city,
called Orlando, FL, and said they wanted to make him
their king. "I couldn't," he said Freakishly, "because
I am a/an Lopsided American."
-----------------------
I'll have the final instalment of the Captain Zoom series up tomorrow so for right now, I hope you enjoyed this Klingon Battle Thong filled episode.
Post by: nexa1 on April 20, 2004, 06:30:44 am
Post by: ferretlxix on April 21, 2004, 12:19:22 pm
Quote:
Fertilizing them with adult toys?!?!? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you liked it.
Well I'll be posting the new list tonight before I go on XBL (Hopefully we'll see kren at some point).
Post by: ferretlxix on April 22, 2004, 03:07:21 am
Captain Zoom 4
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Verb---
Exclamation---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Emotion---
Type Of Building---
Verb (Past Tense)---
Something On Th Dinner Table---
Adjective---
Type Of Vehicle---
Noun---
Adverb---
.............................................
Well as ususal I'll try to have it up by the end of the week pending on the amount of particapation.
Following this will be a lesson on CPR (heh).
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 22, 2004, 12:25:00 pm
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 22, 2004, 03:01:02 pm
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately
Post by: Captain Krenn on April 22, 2004, 08:15:50 pm
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
Post by: ferretlxix on April 27, 2004, 08:46:20 pm
fo Captain Zoom 4:
The lists-----
....................................................................................................
From Krenn:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From Alien LXIX:
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
.......................................................................................................................
and the results:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---squishy
Noun---Squirrel
Verb ---burp
Exclamation---Holy Donkey Poop
Adverb---sloppily
Plural Noun---blowup dolls
Emotion---pity
Type Of Building ---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense) ---screwed
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex
Adjective---insane
Type Of Vehicle---Segway
Noun---yak
Adverb---swiftly
and now for.....................................................
Captain Zoom 4
"Although I cannot be your Left handed Monkey Wrench King" Captain Zoom told
the squishy natives of Hang-on, "I will be your
Squirrel. And I will burp you like a father."
At this, the Natives cheered. "Holy Donkey Poop!" they shouted
sloppily. And they began pelting the good captain with
overripe Blowup Dolls, which was how they show respect and
pity. Then they took him to their local Outhouse
and released all of the earth people they had screwd
with their flying sex. So Captain Zoom
put them all on his insane space Segway,
set it for "yak" Warp, and went back to Earth.
They all live swiftly ever after.
------------------------------
Pelted by blowup dolls! that's respect for ya!!!!
Well sad to say but that is the last odf the good captain's adventures
so on to newer things, like medicine
Post by: ferretlxix on April 27, 2004, 09:07:39 pm
while I give everyone a chance to read the latest CZ episode.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 29, 2004, 03:31:33 am
The List forHow To Perform CPR
Adjective staring with "C"---
Noun starting with "P"---
Verb starting with "R"---
Adjective---
Exclamation---
Adjective---
Verb---
Part of body---
Verb ending with "ING"---
Part of body---
Part of body---
Adjective---
Same part of body---
Part of body---
Number---
Number---
Verb---
Vehicle---
Noun---
....................................
Being a CPR instructor, this should be intresting.
Have fun people
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 29, 2004, 12:42:02 pm
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
....................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 02, 2004, 11:58:03 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 04, 2004, 10:23:47 am
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
Post by: ferretlxix on May 04, 2004, 09:53:52 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 08, 2004, 05:37:33 pm
....................................
From Alien
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
....................................
from Hesta
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
....................................
Here are the final words for this weeks Mad Libs
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politican
Verb starting with "R"---Razing
Adjective---Smooshed
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK
Adjective---Glowing
Verb---Bang
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Taunting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Flanges
Number---21
Number---54
Verb---Pump
Vehicle ---Unicycle
Noun---Erik Bethke
....................................
And now for
HOW TO PERFORM CPR
CPR, or Crazy, Politican ,
Razing, is a life-saving technique
that everyone should know. If you should encounter someone who
appears to be smooshed, first call out,"HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK," then ask them, "Are you glowing?" If they do not respond, shake them
and see if they bang. If not, quickly grab their cheeks
and check for a pulse. Also, look to see if they are taunting.
If they are not, try tilting their buttoks, then put your
mouth over their groin and administer two tender
breaths into their groin. If they do not have a
pulse, you will also need to do Flanges compressions.
Alternate 21 of these with the two breaths every 54
seconds. Do this until they pump or until an emergency
Unicycle shows up on the scene. who knows, you may even
save someone's Erik Bethke!
-----------------------
Well hopefully this was as informative for you as it was for me.
I know for one thing, if this is how the new CPR is taught, Our Erik Bethke would be very happy!!
Post by: Erik Bethke on May 08, 2004, 08:05:30 pm
:-)
-Erik
Post by: ferretlxix on May 10, 2004, 09:45:34 pm
Quote:
Indeed! :-)
:-)
-Erik
Why am I not suprised
Post by: ferretlxix on May 10, 2004, 09:53:43 pm
Well here is the new list keeping on the mother topic (I forgot to post it yesterday)
Something that almost everyone might relate to
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Celebrity---
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
....................................................................
I know it's a short one but this one has some good possabilities and may bring up some (heh) fond memories.
Post by: Dizzy on May 10, 2004, 10:17:35 pm
Adjective--- More
Noun--- Money
Plural Noun--- Cars
Plural Noun--- Drugs
Adjective--- Fugly
Noun--- College
Noun--- Addiction
Plural Noun--- Girls
Celebrity--- Jodie Foster
Noun--- Love
Adjective--- Constant
Noun--- Booze
Hrmmm... This will be interesting, as it is certainly not a mothers day nice list.
Plenty of College day money lending car crashing substance abusing and hair raising times... 
Post by: Captain Krenn on May 11, 2004, 09:05:18 am
Noun---computer
Plural Noun---kangaroos
Plural Noun---SUVs
Adjective---gnarly
Noun---plasmaticphotodisruptor
Noun---nuclear wessel
Plural Noun---pirates
Celebrity---Cathren Zeta Jones
Noun---1911 .45 pistol
Adjective---spritely
Noun---cantalope
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 11, 2004, 03:16:41 pm
....................................................................
Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
....................................................................
Gee guess where my mind is at!
Post by: Sirgod on May 11, 2004, 11:18:28 pm
Adjective--- Unlickely
Noun--- AXE
Plural Noun--- Beers
Plural Noun--- Simpsons
Adjective--- Reduntatly.
Noun--- Pen cap
Noun--- Poo
Plural Noun--- deoderant
Celebrity--- Sandra Bullock
Noun--- Keys
Adjective--- resplindetly
Noun--- Dude
Stephen
Post by: Dizzy on May 12, 2004, 12:35:18 am
Quote:
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
....................................................................
Gee guess where my mind is at!
Post by: ferretlxix on May 13, 2004, 12:19:55 pm
I just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.
Thanks for the great repsonse on this list.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 13, 2004, 01:22:30 pm
Quote:
...just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.
Thanks Bro, hopefully at the end of today I'll be the proud owner of my very own M$ Certified "XML and the M$ .NET Platform" course completion certificate.
In other news, my new lifelong dream is to someday be as big a celebrity as Dizzy.
Quote:
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---Sweet
Noun---Methane
Plural Noun---Hydrans
Plural Noun---Hellbores
Adjective---Magic
Noun---Photon
Noun---Klingon
Plural Noun---Romulans
Celebrity---Marisa Tomei
Noun---Hostage
Adjective---Frogish
Noun---Administrator
....................................................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 17, 2004, 04:16:15 am
Well here is the results and I tried to balance out the reponses and use soemthig form everyone.
Believe me this could've been going way off the deep end for some of the choices. Hope you like the final.
I will be doing soemthing different. to try and save space I will just put up the final list with the contributers name by the word. I will still use color codes to identify what words are being used on the final portion of the Mad lib.
now for the list on this weeks subject
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---Smelly (Krenn)
Noun---Methane (Hesta)
Plural Noun---Beers (Sirgod)
Plural Noun---Panties (Alien)
Adjective---Redundantly (Sirgod)
Noun---College (Dizzy)
Noun---Addiction (Dizzy)
Plural Noun---Corsets (Alien)
Celebrity---Dizzy (Ailen)
Noun---Hostage (Hesta)
Adjective---Spritely (Krenn)
Noun---Booze (Dizzy)
....................................................................
Now for our Mad lib:
MOTHER AND SON
Mother: Junior, you come right inside. You're late, and your
supper is getting smelly.
Son: Aw Mom. I've been out playing Methane
ball with some of the other Beers.
Mother: Well, get inside. And don't forget to wipe your muddy
panties.
Son: Okay Mom. Can I watch television while I eat?
There's a redundantly new show on.
Mother: No, not while you're eating your college.
Son: But Mom! "Have Addiction Will Travel" is on.
Mother No, sir. You've been watching too much television.
You're liable to strain your corsets.
Son: Gee whiz! That's my favorite program. It stars
Dizzy as the gunslinger.
Mother Never mind. Go and wash your Hostage.
Son Aw Mom. I don't have to. I'm spritely.
Mother Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll have to speak
to your booze.
....................................................................
Intresting show you star in Dizzy, Whats your character's motivation?
New list will be posted in a couple of days.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 18, 2004, 11:34:48 am
Post by: Dizzy on May 19, 2004, 01:43:13 am
My gunslinger bit... Ill have to read my lines for the next episode and see.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 12:10:05 am
well luck for cut n paste
and for the MAd lib...........
Let's check on our Talrenite's writing skills.
Here is a double Mad Lib for you folks
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---
Same Noun---
Same Noun---
Same Noun---
A Place---
Number---
Liquid---
................................................................
I know these are short ones again but, they should be fun with our friends with questionable views (heh)
Post by: The_Joker on May 20, 2004, 12:42:51 am
My list
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place--- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Plural Noun--- shoelaces
Plural Noun--- roses
Plural Noun--- koalas
Adjective--- scrumptious
Noun--- candy-a$$
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
A Place--- the bathroom
Number--- a kajillion
Liquid--- Pabst Blue Ribbon
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 20, 2004, 02:03:36 am
A Place--- back of my van
Plural Noun--- ferrets
Plural Noun--- pussy cats
Plural Noun--- tree huggers
Adjective--- thick
Noun--- booby holder
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
A Place--- my closet
Number--- Dude! 69!
Liquid--- urine
................................................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 22, 2004, 06:11:18 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 25, 2004, 12:55:46 am
Post by: Captain Krenn on May 25, 2004, 12:46:23 pm
A Place---bathroom
Plural Noun---kittens
Plural Noun---rabbid ferrets
Plural Noun---closets
Adjective---lively
Noun---coke can
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
A Place---Vulcan brothel
Number---3
Liquid---molten lava
................................................................
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 26, 2004, 03:43:50 am
Quote:
One more bump till tuesday
Yes yes Tuesday has come and gone and it's my fault! OK I can't take all the blame but I did take all of his energy when I ...... yes ahem I think ya'll get the idea!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 26, 2004, 10:05:09 am
A Place---Wonderland
Plural Noun---Slithy Toves
Plural Noun---Borogoves
Plural Noun---Mome Raths
Adjective---Frumious
Noun---Bandersnatch
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
A Place---Tulgey Wood
Number---17 1/2
Liquid---Tea
................................................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 27, 2004, 02:58:13 am
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place---Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Plural Noun---Kittens
Plural Noun---Borogoves
Plural Noun---Tree Huggers
Adjective---Scrumptious
Noun---Booby Holder
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
A Place---Vulcan Brothel
Number---69
Liquid---Pabst Blue Ribbon
................................................................
and now for
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
It is hereby agreed by the United States and Intercourse, Pennsyvania, that
there will be not testing of nuclear Kittens.
However, tests may be made under Boro Goves. Explosions
will be limited to one-half megaton, which is equal to 500,000 tons
of Tree Huggers. We all agree that this sounds scrumptious and
is the only way to keep someone from blowing up the Booby Holder
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
It will be unlawful to own a/an Jabberwocky or carry
a concealed Jabberwocky without a/an Jabberwocky license.
The penalty for Jabberwocky-carrying will be thirty days in
Vulcan Brothel or a fine of 69 dollars. The penalty is
doubled if the person is arrested while under the influence of
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
................................................................
Gods, you should be put to death if you are under the influence of that stuff. EWWWW
Post by: ferretlxix on May 28, 2004, 03:17:53 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 31, 2004, 12:23:21 am
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Number---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Adjective---
Film Star---
Adjective---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Number---
Noun---
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Belive me, I kind of aprehensive about this one but.... I'm confident enought that this one should't go to the hot topics forum
I hope
Post by: AlienLXIX on June 03, 2004, 12:51:57 am
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun--- Mounds
Noun--- rooster teeth
Number--- 666
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- rocket
Noun--- one eyed snake
Adjective--- sloppy
Film Star--- Orlando Bloom (I am a pervy elf fancier)
Adjective--- dripping
Plural Noun--- peaks
Adjective--- runny
Noun--- meat
Number--- .314
Noun--- automobile
wOOt! Now here is a topic I can get in to!
Post by: Captain Krenn on June 03, 2004, 08:05:43 am
Noun---event horizon
Number---42
Adjective---sickly
Noun---yogart
Noun---apple sauce
Adjective---deadly
Film Star---John Wayne
Adjective---disgustingly
Plural Noun---amorphous blobs
Adjective---hungrily
Noun---pecan
Number---1/0
Noun---anti-matter
Post by: ferretlxix on June 07, 2004, 03:14:38 am
Post by: ferretlxix on June 10, 2004, 05:11:55 pm
Quote:
I'll post results on Tuesday
Sorry, I got side tracked and will be posting tonight.
Post by: ferretlxix on June 11, 2004, 01:22:12 am
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun---Mounds
Noun---Event Horizon
Number---42
Adjective---Slick
Noun---Rocket
Noun---One Eyed Snake
Adjective---Deadly
Film Star---John Wayne
Adjective---Dripping
Plural Noun---Amorphus Blobs
Adjective---Runny
Noun---Pecan
Number---.314
Noun---Anti-matter
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
And now, ladies and mounds, an important commercial
message from our Event Horizon, the manufacturer of new,
improved ALL-GOO, the face cream for women over 42.
ALL-GOO now contains a new slick ingredient called
"Hexa-mone," which is made from distilled rocket
juice. If you rub ALL-GOO on your one eyed snake every
evening, your complexion will look as deadly as a daisy.
The famous Hollywood star, John Wayne, says, "I use ALL-
GOO every day, and my complexion is always dripping
and my Amorphus Blobs always have a youthful glow." Yes ALL-
GOO is the runny cream of the stars. Remember, if you
want a softer, smoother pecan, get ALL-GOO in the
handy 3.14-poun size at your friendly neighborhood
Anti-matter store.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ummmm..I hope you enjoyed this one
I'll have the next list up sometime over the weekend.
Post by: ferretlxix on June 15, 2004, 12:01:55 am
--------------------------------------------------------------------
ROCKETS[/silver]
Noun---
Name of person(Male)---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Place---
Type of liquid---
Verb(past tense)---
Exclamation---
Plural noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
City---
Name of person(female)---
Department store---
Adverb---
--------------------------------------------------------------------
As always
Have fun
and squeeeeencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on June 16, 2004, 06:34:10 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 12, 2004, 09:29:57 pm
Well here is the list for (drum roll)
MEET YOUR DREAM PERSON
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Part Of The Body---
Adverb---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Noun---
Adjective---
Weird Sound---
Verb---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Have fun...
As always I'll check it out in a couple of days and psot the combination of the results.
Post by: ferretlxix on January 13, 2004, 11:58:48 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 14, 2004, 11:52:08 pm
Post by: Sirgod on January 15, 2004, 12:00:03 am
Adjective--- Troublesom
Plural Noun--- Cards
Adjective--- Sticky
Part Of The Body--- Rotator Cuff
Adverb--- patiently
Adjective--- Crispy
Adjective--- Yellow
Noun--- Hugh Hefner
Adjective--- Graciously
Weird Sound--- Squuencherm
Verb--- Bites
Noun--- Deoderant
Noun--- Case
Plural Noun--- Nuclei
Noun--- Chip
sorry It took so long Ferrit.
stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 15, 2004, 02:30:31 pm
Adjective--- flatulent
Plural Noun--- wussy cats
Adjective--- purple
Part Of The Body--- neck
Adverb--- slowly
Adjective--- fluffy
Adjective--- wet
Noun--- rock
Adjective--- loud
Weird Sound--- kerr-poing
Verb--- moves
Noun--- Klingons
Noun--- ship
Plural Noun--- lurkers
Noun--- alien
Post by: ferretlxix on January 19, 2004, 02:26:17 am
Sorry I haven't replied in a while but here we go with a few adjustments..
for our particapants we have
Quote:
from sirgod:
Plural Noun--- Boxes
Adjective--- Troublesom
Plural Noun--- Cards
Adjective--- Sticky
Part Of The Body--- Rotator Cuff
Adverb--- patiently
Adjective--- Crispy
Adjective--- Yellow
Noun--- Hugh Hefner
Adjective--- Graciously
Weird Sound--- Squuencherm
Verb--- Bites
Noun--- Deoderant
Noun--- Case
Plural Noun--- Nuclei
Noun--- Chip
sorry It took so long Ferrit.
stephen
----------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Plural Noun--- Hydrans
Adjective--- flatulent
Plural Noun--- wussy cats
Adjective--- purple
Part Of The Body--- neck
Adverb--- slowly
Adjective--- fluffy
Adjective--- wet
Noun--- rock
Adjective--- loud
Weird Sound--- kerr-poing
Verb--- moves
Noun--- Klingons
Noun--- ship
Plural Noun--- lurkers
Noun--- alien
-------------------------------------------------------------------
the final choices are:
Plural Noun --- Hydrans
Adjective --- Troublesome
Plural Noun --- Wussy Cats
Adjective --- Sticky
Part Of Body --- Rotary Cuff
Adverb --- Slowly
Adjective --- Fluffy
Adjective --- Wet
Noun --- Hugh Hefner
Adjective --- Loud
Wierd Sound --- Squuencherm
Verb --- Bites
Noun --- Klingon
Noun --- Case
Plural Noun --- Lurkers
Noun --- Alien
Meet Your Dream Person
If you are desirous of making new Hydrans or
meeting some Troublesome people, take a few Wussy Cats
out of your Sticky day and answer the following
questionnaire. in less time than it takes to blink a/an
Rotary Cuff , your life will be changed Slowly by
your fluffy answers.
---- Do you ever confide in a/an Wet friend that you
are a lonely Hugh Hefner ?
---- Are you too shy and Loud to approach a stranger
and say Squuencherm ?
---- Would you rather stay at home and Bites
Television than go on a blind Klingon
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken
one giant Case toward meeting the person of your
Lurkers . To make this a reality, mail the enclosed
self-adressed, postage-paid Alien to us immediately.
Hope you enjoyed this one and the next one is a paradoy titled
"Star Truck" (you figure what is it based on"
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
Post by: Sirgod on January 19, 2004, 09:35:18 am
Quote:
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
, I coldn't think of anything, But It sounded Impressive.Heh, Star Truk, this one should Be good.
Stephen
Post by: ferretlxix on January 20, 2004, 02:09:45 am
Quote:
Quote:
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
Heh, Star Truk, this one should Be good.
Stephen
I guess we gotta a new catch phrase for ya.
Bwahahahahaha
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 20, 2004, 03:09:32 am
Now down to buisness (hey that's the name for a group of ferrets)
The new title for this round is
Star Truck
the list of types of words needed are (drum roll):
Silly Word---
Adjective---
Noun---
Name Of Person [Male]---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Person In Room/Forum---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Noun---
Number---
Same Silly Word---
Noun---
-----------------------------------------------
If you were wondering where am I getting these from well......
I have 6 different Mad Libs books on this desk and I just purchased two of them last night (one of em
is a 'Worst Case Scenario' Mad-Libs).
So I will not run out of these any time soon.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Sirgod on January 20, 2004, 04:36:47 pm
Adjective--- quantifying
Noun--- Chair
Name Of Person [Male]--- ToastyO
Plural Noun--- Toys
Adjective--- irritating
Person In Room/Forum--- Musashi
Adverb--- Silly
Plural Noun--- Them
Noun--- Deodarant
Adjective--- Muffled
Adjective--- Many
Noun--- warp Core
Number--- 71
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Noun--- Book
Squuencherm
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 21, 2004, 10:05:10 am
As some of you may know, of course, the word "divorce" comes from the Greek root word "divorasutcha" which translates roughly as "to rip one's heart out through one's wallet."
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
Post by: ferretlxix on January 22, 2004, 02:43:48 am
I'll be posting the results some time tomorrow (Thursday)!!
Hopefully Dizzy or somebody else might want to get in on the action.
Post by: KRolling on January 22, 2004, 04:51:24 am
Quote:
Ah yes... "Squuencherm" - the sound my finances made at my final divorce hearing 4 years ago.
As some of you may know, of course, the word "divorce" comes from the Greek root word "divorasutcha" which translates roughly as "to rip one's heart out through one's wallet."
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! STOOOOOOOP THE MUSIC!!!
<needle dragging across record is heard>
Ok. Let me make this clear. There are no, I repeat, NO story that can be safely written using the words kamikaze, probes, AND KROLLING!!!! I will not have it!!!!
LOL!!! Ok.... well, it better be good!!!
Post by: Sirgod on January 22, 2004, 11:12:28 am
Quote:
Ok. Let me make this clear. There are no, I repeat, NO story that can be safely written using the words kamikaze, probes, AND KROLLING!!!! I will not have it!!!!
LOL, Sing It Sister...
Stephen
Post by: KRolling on January 22, 2004, 06:28:27 pm
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
Post by: ferretlxix on January 22, 2004, 11:18:54 pm
Quote:
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
I was wondering when my name would pop into this one.such is irony, especailly the rolling pin and cranky (What a combo!!
Good one Krolling!!
Right now I'm giving Dizzy some time before I post the finals. His time is limited so, I'm giving him some time.
Post by: ferretlxix on January 26, 2004, 01:37:47 am
Quote:
Sirgod
Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Adjective--- quantifying
Noun--- Chair
Name Of Person [Male]--- ToastyO
Plural Noun--- Toys
Adjective--- irritating
Person In Room/Forum--- Musashi
Adverb--- Silly
Plural Noun--- Them
Noun--- Deodarant
Adjective--- Muffled
Adjective--- Many
Noun--- warp Core
Number--- 71
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Noun--- Book
-------------
Hesta
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
-------------
Krolling
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
And the mix for this is:
Silly Word---YEEARGH
Adjective---cracked
Noun---Chair
Name Of Person [Male] ---Hstaphath_XC(For Krolling
)Plural Noun---probes
Adjective---irritating
Person In Room/Forum---ferretlxix(For Krolling
)Adverb---Silly
Plural Noun---kamikazes
Noun---rolling pin
Adjective---Muffled
Adjective---lively
Noun---ale
Number---762
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH
Noun---turbolift
------------------------------------
STAR TRUCK
Dear Mr. YEEARGH
My favorite TV show is that cracked adventure in
outer space called "Star Chair ." You and Captain
Hstaphath_XC are my favorite probes . When I watch
this irritating show I sometimes feel I am actually on the
Star Ship ferretlxix and I am going Silly
into those far kamikazes of the Universe, where no
rolling pin has gone before.
I like it when the Muffled aliens try to trap you and your crew
and you use your lively logical minds to outsmart them.
I go to all the "Star ale " conventions and buy all of the
little toys and dolls even though I am 762 years old. But the
real reason I wrote you Mr. YEEARGH , is because
I want you to send me an autographed turbolift .
------------------------------------
And now I gotta see when the next convention Star Ale covention is happening. (ALE! ALE! ALE! ALE!)
Squuencherm
Post by: KRolling on January 26, 2004, 04:39:38 am
Post by: Sirgod on January 26, 2004, 07:59:20 am
Stephen
Post by: 762 on January 26, 2004, 08:43:48 am
Where can I get some?
Post by: Dizzy on January 26, 2004, 10:02:15 pm
Quote:
HEHE, autographed Turbolift, The writer of that letter Probably uses Ebay alot also.
Stephen
I got your turbolift right here, buddy. Muahahahahaha
Post by: ferretlxix on January 27, 2004, 02:31:40 am
Quote:Quote:
HEHE, autographed Turbolift, The writer of that letter Probably uses Ebay alot also.
Stephen
I got your turbolift right here, buddy. Muahahahahaha
Oy!! Hey Ma, Dizzy is playing with his Turbo Shaft again!! (running away fast)
I'm looking over my Mad Libs now and will be posting the next list tomorrow.
Most likely it will be a "Worst-Case Scenario" Survival Handbook Mad Lib.
Post by: ferretlxix on February 02, 2004, 02:48:56 am
Here is the New title:
HOW TO WRESTLE FREE FROM A/AN___________
The list of needed words are;
Animal---
Same Animal---
Another Animal---
Part Of Body---
Foreign Country---
Foreign Country---
Adjective---
Type Of Liquid---
Type Of Food
Adjective---
Verb---
Same As First Animal---
Part Of Body---
Verb---
Part Of Body---
Part Of Body---
Noun---
Occupation---
Same As First Animal---
Adjective---
----------------------------------------------------------------
This coming from the "Worst Case Scenario" (tm)
Survival Handbook version as promised.
Have fun
Post by: ferretlxix on February 04, 2004, 06:08:58 pm
Post by: Maxillius on February 04, 2004, 10:40:54 pm
Same Animal---Blood worm
Another Animal---Targ
Part Of Body---right thumb
Foreign Country---UK
Foreign Country---Spain
Adjective---squishy
Type Of Liquid---Kool-aid
Type Of Food---hot dogs
Adjective---voluptuous
Verb---is <snicker>
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Part Of Body---left thumb
Verb---are <snicker>
Part Of Body---right pinky finger
Part Of Body---left pinky finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---lawyer
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Adjective---bombastic
doiyoiyoiyoinnnngggg....
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on February 05, 2004, 12:54:01 pm
Animal---Mugatu
Same Animal---Mugatu
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Buttocks
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Blue
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Wet
Verb---Moves
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Part Of Body---Palm
Verb---Hits
Part Of Body---Forehead
Part Of Body---Elbow
Noun---Tholian
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Adjective---Flaky
Post by: ferretlxix on February 05, 2004, 05:41:49 pm
Quote:
Hmmm... still not sure how to take being someone's "favorite probe" [\quote]
Ahh, it's kinda fitting seeing who the letter was written to.
Squuencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on February 09, 2004, 01:02:27 am
and here is what we got:
From PPDevastator:
Animal---Blood worm
Same Animal---Blood worm
Another Animal---Targ
Part Of Body---right thumb
Foreign Country---UK
Foreign Country---Spain
Adjective---squishy
Type Of Liquid---Kool-aid
Type Of Food---hot dogs
Adjective---voluptuous
Verb---is <snicker>
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Part Of Body---left thumb
Verb---are <snicker>
Part Of Body---right pinky finger
Part Of Body---left pinky finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---lawyer
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Adjective---bombastic
----------------------------------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Animal---Mugatu
Same Animal---Mugatu
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Buttocks
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Blue
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Wet
Verb---Moves
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Part Of Body---Palm
Verb---Hits
Part Of Body---Forehead
Part Of Body---Elbow
Noun---Tholian
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Adjective---Flaky
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here is the New title:
HOW TO WRESTLE FREE FROM A/AN___________
The list of needed words are;
Animal---Blood Worm
Same Animal---Blood Worm
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Right Thumb
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Squishy
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Voluptuous
Verb---<snicker>
Same As First Animal---Blood Worm
Part Of Body---Left Thumb
Verb---Hit
Part Of Body---Right Pinky Finger
Part Of Body---Left Pinky Finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Blood Worm
Adjective---Bombastic
----------------------------------------------------------------
How To Wrestle Free From A Blood Worm
The Blood Worm, often confused wiht its cousin, the Tribble,
Which has a much thinner Right Thumb , generally lives in warm
climates, such as those found in France and Finland.
They typically prefer wet, squishy areas with plenty of
Mountian Dew and lots of Soylent Green. And while they may
look Voluptuous, they are generally quite docile if you don't try to
<snicker> near them. If however a/an Blood Worm does attack
you, try to flip it onto its Left Thumb while you Hit on
it's neck to keep it's jaw closed. Attempt to break free by punching
it in the Right Pinky Finger or on it's nose with your Left Pinky Finger
or a/an F-CVA. Be sure to seek the attention of a/an Dental Hygienist,
even if your wound is not serious. A/an Blood Worm has tons
of germs living in it's mouth that can cause serious infection- talk
about Bombastic breath!
Sorry I haven't been keeping up on the Mad libs but, it's going to be a bit slow due to the amount of
work that has suddenly sprung up so, just hang tight a bit and I'll post anothe title and word list for ya.
c-ya soon
Post by: ferretlxix on February 22, 2004, 11:39:30 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on February 24, 2004, 03:16:34 am
Here is the new Mad Lib
It's part of a seires of four as titled
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
and the New List:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Noun---
Color---
Color---
Adjective---
Type Of Food---
Type Of Liquid---
Number---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Adverb---
Color---
Place---
Adjective---
Number---
Person In Forum---
Silly Word---
Adverb---
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well That's it for now and I'll be updating a about three days (hopefully, wrok has me busy throughout the week and this weekend).
My Thanks to all of you for granting a helping hand when Alien gave out an S.O.S. I really appreciate it.
This really enforces the reason why I love this forum. You guys rock!!!!
Post by: ferretlxix on February 26, 2004, 07:38:10 pm
Post by: AlienLXIX on February 26, 2004, 07:43:44 pm
I will understand if ya'll don't want me to because I am his wife.
Promise I don't have any power over him!
Really!
Post by: ferretlxix on February 29, 2004, 02:02:41 am
By the way any takers?
Post by: AlienLXIX on March 02, 2004, 08:30:54 pm
and the New List:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Noun--- bobble head
Color--- electric blue
Color--- neon pink
Adjective--- slimy
Type Of Food--- sashimi (raw fish)
Type Of Liquid--- glass
Number--- 69
Plural Noun--- Adult Toys
Adjective--- vibrating
Adverb--- crappily (sp?)
Color--- olive drab
Place--- Pasgagula, MS
Adjective--- ridiculous
Number--- 668 (neighbor of the beast!)
Person In Forum--- Moofighters
Silly Word--- wafflebum
Adverb--- noisely (sp?)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
and BUMP!
Post by: Sirgod on March 03, 2004, 10:42:36 pm
Color--- Blue
Color--- Cyan
Adjective--- Cooly
Type Of Food--- Tamale
Type Of Liquid--- Mercury
Number--- Plank's constant
Plural Noun--- Computers
Adjective--- Sultry
Adverb--- unfortunatly
Color--- Burnt Sienna
Place--- The dog house
Adjective--- Hungrily
Number--- Mendelbracht Set
Person In Forum--- Admiral Frey
Silly Word--- hehe you need to ask "SQUUUEEENCHERMMMM!"
Adverb--- Extremely
hehe, Mad Libs Rock.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 04, 2004, 01:59:28 pm
Color--- Periwinkle
Color--- Beige
Adjective--- Gritty
Type Of Food--- Gahk
Type Of Liquid--- Bloodwine
Number--- 3.14
Plural Noun--- Drones
Adjective--- Dry
Adverb--- Rudely
Color--- Vermilion
Place--- Neutral Zone
Adjective--- Salty
Number--- 867-5309 (anyone else remember that song?)
Person In Forum--- Corbomite
Silly Word--- Ni!
Adverb--- Incredibly
Post by: ferretlxix on March 05, 2004, 12:59:17 am
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 09, 2004, 03:25:48 pm
Post by: AlienLXIX on March 10, 2004, 07:26:30 am
Quote:
Glad to see the responses. Give me about a day to give anyone else a chance to list something and I'll post the final for this list.
OK blame the lateness of this mad lib on me. Sorry!
I keep making him tired . . . err . . . relaxed!
Post by: ferretlxix on March 16, 2004, 01:16:40 am
I am very sorry about the delay. I haven't had much time to get on the comp so, I promise that I waill write up the results tomorrow. Work and family has kept me rally busy lately.
Well, drinks are on the house.
Post by: ferretlxix on March 24, 2004, 03:50:18 pm
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
Noun--- Bobble Head
Color--- Periwinkle
Color--- Cyan
Adjective--- Gritty
Type Of Food--- Tamale
Type Of Liquid--- Blood Wine
Number--- 3.14
Plural Noun--- Adult Toys
Adjective--- Vibration
Adverb--- Rudely
Color--- Vermillion
Place--- The Dog House
Adjective--- Salty
Number--- 867-5309
Person In Forum--- Admiral Frey
Silly Word--- SQUUEEENCHERMMM
Adverb--- Incredibly
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
The adventures of Captain Zoom, Space Bobble Head . Captain
Zoom is a super hero who wears a/an Periwinkle cape and
a/an Cyan suit of long underware. he has his own
gritty rocket ship, which takes him all over the universe.
His ship is fueled by Tamale mixed with Blood Wine
and can go 3.14 miles per hour.
Captain Zoom loves to go to the assistance of poor Adult Toys
who are in trouble. When he hears of such a vibration
situation, he leaps rudely into his ship and zooms off into
the wild Vermillion yonder. He journeys throughout the galaxy,
sometimes going as far as The Dog House . He has a/an Salty
companion who goes with him on all of his adventures.
His companion is a 867-5309 -year-old boy whose name is
Admiral Frey but who is called "SQUUEEENCHERMMM".
To read more about Captian Zoom, incredibly go to the next Mad Lib.
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And here is the new list for
"Captain Zoom 2"
Nationality---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Type of container---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Place---
Verb ending in "ING"---
Exclamation---
Noun---
Something Alive---
Adjective---
Verb (Past Tense)---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Again sorry for the lateness of this but family events and the Navy has prevented me form getting on the computer.
Post by: Sirgod on March 24, 2004, 03:57:33 pm
I'll get back to this in abit.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 25, 2004, 11:38:37 am
"Captain Zoom 2"
Nationality---Hydran (of course!)
Plural Noun---Taldrenites
Plural Noun---n00bs
Type of container---Milvan
Adjective---sunny
Adjective---rainy
Place---Praxis
Verb ending in "ING"---running
Exclamation---Doh!
Noun---Moderator
Something Alive---sperm whale
Adjective---brainy
Verb (Past Tense)---swam
Adverb---indubitably
Plural Noun---Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Post by: ferretlxix on March 29, 2004, 08:43:44 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on April 07, 2004, 12:20:59 pm
Sorry Hesta the Navy and the Family has been keeping my time to a newar minimum for computer useage but,
I'll try to have the results for this mad lib tonight or tommorrow.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 07, 2004, 01:35:43 pm
This post needed a bump anyway to see if anyone else wanted to go in on the current one. Sirgod?
Post by: ferretlxix on April 10, 2004, 12:45:00 am
Quote:
No prob, just hang in there bro!
This post needed a bump anyway to see if anyone else wanted to go in on the current one. Sirgod?
Well I do have to admit working this one was realativly easy.
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Captain Zoom 2
Nationality---Hydran
Plural Noun ---Taldrenites
Plural Noun---n00bs
Type of container---Milvan
Adjective---sunny
Adjective---rainy
Place---Praxis
Verb ending in "ING" ---running
Exclamation!---Doh
Noun ---Moderator
Something Alive ---sperm whale
Adjective---brainy
Verb (Past Tense)---swam
Adverb---indubitably
Plural Noun---Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
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Captain Zoom 2
One day Captain Zoom heard that a group of Hydran
Taldrenites had been picked up by some little green
n00bs who were flying around in a flying saucer. He learned they
were locked in a/an Milvan on the sunny
planet Hang-On.
At once he called to his rainy companion, "Hey Shorty,
get the spacecraft warmed up. We are going to Praxis."
And off they zoomed, running around the moon and
past Mars. In no time at all they landed on Hang-On. When Captain
Zoom stepped out of his ship, he said " Doh!"
because the first thing he saw was a purple Moderator which
was eating a long, thin Sperm whale . He whipped out his Super
brainy Ray Gun and blasted away until he had swam
everything in sight. "Now Shorty," he said indubitably, "let's
see if we can find some Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to rescue."
---------------------------------
Leave it to XC's bard to pick on the Moderators and follow up with cheerleaders to boot!
POING!!
I'll have the Capt Zoom 3 list up sometime this weekend.
I gotta burn some staem and shoot people on XBL before I figure out my firewall situation, so I can start doing the GSA thing.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 11, 2004, 05:24:29 am
Here is the new list
for
Captain Zoom 3
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Noun---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Type Of Gas---
Type Of Liquid---
Number---
Color---
Another Color---
Number---
Number---
Noun---
Type Of Food (Plural)---
Plural Noun---
Part Of Body (Plural)---
Town---
Adveb---
Adjective---
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I'll try my hardest to have this one finished at the end of the week once I get the responses.
Have Fun
and I leave you with this
squuuueeeeencherm!
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 14, 2004, 07:29:42 pm
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Noun--- diaper
Adjective--- smelly
Adjective--- nasti
Type Of Gas--- poo
Type Of Liquid--- pee
Number--- 50
Color--- olive drab green
Another Color--- fleshy pink
Number--- 10
Number--- 89
Noun--- lace teddy
Type Of Food (Plural)--- Spotted Dicks (it's pudding! REALLY! ask the Brits!)
Plural Noun--- adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- nipples
Town--- Anytown USA
Adveb--- freakishly
Adjective--- hairy
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Post by: Dizzy on April 15, 2004, 05:37:22 am
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 15, 2004, 10:18:03 am
Quote:
Leave it to XC's bard to pick on the Moderators and follow up with cheerleaders to boot!
Wow, do we even HAVE any purple (Hydran) moderators?! For the record, I am ALWAYS on the lookout for any Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in need of rescuing.
Noun--- shuttlecraft
Adjective--- tall
Adjective--- boyish
Type Of Gas--- Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- T-1000 liquid steel
Number--- i (square root of -1)
Color--- teal
Another Color--- chartreuse
Number--- 911
Number--- 546372
Noun--- marmoset
Type Of Food (Plural)--- poptarts
Plural Noun--- marsupials
Part Of Body (Plural)--- elbows
Town--- New Vertiform City
Adveb--- quickly
Adjective--- best
Post by: Captain Krenn on April 15, 2004, 11:06:55 am
Adjective--- frumpy
Adjective--- thunderously
Type Of Gas--- gasohol
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color--- tope
Another Color--- sea foam green
Number--- 01134
Number--- infinity + 1
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural)--- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun--- sea monkeys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- ears
Town--- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- orangey
Adjective--- lopsided
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 15, 2004, 01:05:41 pm
Quote:
HEY! She cheated! She has the answers right there on ferrets desk!!!
Huh? Who me?
No no more often than not you can find me under the desk on my knees than looking through our large stack of madlibs.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 17, 2004, 12:30:25 am
I'll be posting the final results for this one by the end of the weekend as I leave this as a chance for any other entries.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 20, 2004, 12:47:20 am
From AlienLXIX
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Noun--- diaper
Adjective--- smelly
Adjective--- nasti
Type Of Gas--- poo
Type Of Liquid--- pee
Number--- 50
Color--- olive drab green
Another Color--- fleshy pink
Number--- 10
Number--- 89
Noun--- lace teddy
Type Of Food (Plural)--- Spotted Dicks (it's pudding! REALLY! ask the Brits!)
Plural Noun--- adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- nipples
Town--- Anytown USA
Adveb--- freakishly
Adjective--- hairy
-------------------------------
From Hesta
-------------------------------
Noun--- shuttlecraft
Adjective--- tall
Adjective--- boyish
Type Of Gas--- Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- T-1000 liquid steel
Number--- i (square root of -1)
Color--- teal
Another Color--- chartreuse
Number--- 911
Number--- 546372
Noun--- marmoset
Type Of Food (Plural)--- poptarts
Plural Noun--- marsupials
Part Of Body (Plural)--- elbows
Town--- New Vertiform City
Adveb--- quickly
Adjective--- best
-------------------------------
From Kren
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Noun--- microwave oven
Adjective--- frumpy
Adjective--- thunderously
Type Of Gas--- gasohol
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color--- tope
Another Color--- sea foam green
Number--- 01134
Number--- infinity + 1
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural)--- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun--- sea monkeys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- ears
Town--- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- orangey
Adjective--- lopsided
-----------------------------------
and the final list
Noun--- Diaper
Adjective ---Frumpy
Adjective--- Smelly
Type Of Gas---Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color---Olive drab green
Another Color--- Chartreuse
Number--- 01134
Number--- 89
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural) --- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun---Adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- Elbows
Town --- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- Freakishly
Adjective--- lopsided
And Now for ------
Captain Zoom 3
After zapping everything he could see around his spaceship with his
Alpha Particle Disintegrator Diaper, Captain Zoom began
to explore the Frumpy planet Hang-On. Hang-On had
a/an smelly atmosphere containing lots of Premium Unleaded with Tekron
and Hazelnut coffee. The natives were about 97.835 feet tall and
were Olive drab green except for their hair, which was Chartreuse.
They had 01134 arms and 89 fingers on each Klingon battle thong.
They lived by growing 3 month old rotten cheese snacks and fertilizing them
with Adult toys. They welcomed Captain Zoom with
open Elbows. They took him to their capital city,
called Orlando, FL, and said they wanted to make him
their king. "I couldn't," he said Freakishly, "because
I am a/an Lopsided American."
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I'll have the final instalment of the Captain Zoom series up tomorrow so for right now, I hope you enjoyed this Klingon Battle Thong filled episode.
Post by: nexa1 on April 20, 2004, 06:30:44 am
Post by: ferretlxix on April 21, 2004, 12:19:22 pm
Quote:
Fertilizing them with adult toys?!?!? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you liked it.
Well I'll be posting the new list tonight before I go on XBL (Hopefully we'll see kren at some point).
Post by: ferretlxix on April 22, 2004, 03:07:21 am
Captain Zoom 4
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Verb---
Exclamation---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Emotion---
Type Of Building---
Verb (Past Tense)---
Something On Th Dinner Table---
Adjective---
Type Of Vehicle---
Noun---
Adverb---
.............................................
Well as ususal I'll try to have it up by the end of the week pending on the amount of particapation.
Following this will be a lesson on CPR (heh).
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 22, 2004, 12:25:00 pm
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 22, 2004, 03:01:02 pm
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately
Post by: Captain Krenn on April 22, 2004, 08:15:50 pm
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
Post by: ferretlxix on April 27, 2004, 08:46:20 pm
fo Captain Zoom 4:
The lists-----
....................................................................................................
From Krenn:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
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From Hesta:
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately
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From Alien LXIX:
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
.......................................................................................................................
and the results:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---squishy
Noun---Squirrel
Verb ---burp
Exclamation---Holy Donkey Poop
Adverb---sloppily
Plural Noun---blowup dolls
Emotion---pity
Type Of Building ---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense) ---screwed
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex
Adjective---insane
Type Of Vehicle---Segway
Noun---yak
Adverb---swiftly
and now for.....................................................
Captain Zoom 4
"Although I cannot be your Left handed Monkey Wrench King" Captain Zoom told
the squishy natives of Hang-on, "I will be your
Squirrel. And I will burp you like a father."
At this, the Natives cheered. "Holy Donkey Poop!" they shouted
sloppily. And they began pelting the good captain with
overripe Blowup Dolls, which was how they show respect and
pity. Then they took him to their local Outhouse
and released all of the earth people they had screwd
with their flying sex. So Captain Zoom
put them all on his insane space Segway,
set it for "yak" Warp, and went back to Earth.
They all live swiftly ever after.
------------------------------
Pelted by blowup dolls! that's respect for ya!!!!
Well sad to say but that is the last odf the good captain's adventures
so on to newer things, like medicine
Post by: ferretlxix on April 27, 2004, 09:07:39 pm
while I give everyone a chance to read the latest CZ episode.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 29, 2004, 03:31:33 am
The List forHow To Perform CPR
Adjective staring with "C"---
Noun starting with "P"---
Verb starting with "R"---
Adjective---
Exclamation---
Adjective---
Verb---
Part of body---
Verb ending with "ING"---
Part of body---
Part of body---
Adjective---
Same part of body---
Part of body---
Number---
Number---
Verb---
Vehicle---
Noun---
....................................
Being a CPR instructor, this should be intresting.
Have fun people
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 29, 2004, 12:42:02 pm
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
....................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 02, 2004, 11:58:03 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 04, 2004, 10:23:47 am
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
Post by: ferretlxix on May 04, 2004, 09:53:52 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 08, 2004, 05:37:33 pm
....................................
From Alien
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
....................................
from Hesta
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
....................................
Here are the final words for this weeks Mad Libs
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politican
Verb starting with "R"---Razing
Adjective---Smooshed
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK
Adjective---Glowing
Verb---Bang
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Taunting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Flanges
Number---21
Number---54
Verb---Pump
Vehicle ---Unicycle
Noun---Erik Bethke
....................................
And now for
HOW TO PERFORM CPR
CPR, or Crazy, Politican ,
Razing, is a life-saving technique
that everyone should know. If you should encounter someone who
appears to be smooshed, first call out,"HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK," then ask them, "Are you glowing?" If they do not respond, shake them
and see if they bang. If not, quickly grab their cheeks
and check for a pulse. Also, look to see if they are taunting.
If they are not, try tilting their buttoks, then put your
mouth over their groin and administer two tender
breaths into their groin. If they do not have a
pulse, you will also need to do Flanges compressions.
Alternate 21 of these with the two breaths every 54
seconds. Do this until they pump or until an emergency
Unicycle shows up on the scene. who knows, you may even
save someone's Erik Bethke!
-----------------------
Well hopefully this was as informative for you as it was for me.
I know for one thing, if this is how the new CPR is taught, Our Erik Bethke would be very happy!!
Post by: Erik Bethke on May 08, 2004, 08:05:30 pm
:-)
-Erik
Post by: ferretlxix on May 10, 2004, 09:45:34 pm
Quote:
Indeed! :-)
:-)
-Erik
Why am I not suprised
Post by: ferretlxix on May 10, 2004, 09:53:43 pm
Well here is the new list keeping on the mother topic (I forgot to post it yesterday)
Something that almost everyone might relate to
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Celebrity---
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
....................................................................
I know it's a short one but this one has some good possabilities and may bring up some (heh) fond memories.
Post by: Dizzy on May 10, 2004, 10:17:35 pm
Adjective--- More
Noun--- Money
Plural Noun--- Cars
Plural Noun--- Drugs
Adjective--- Fugly
Noun--- College
Noun--- Addiction
Plural Noun--- Girls
Celebrity--- Jodie Foster
Noun--- Love
Adjective--- Constant
Noun--- Booze
Hrmmm... This will be interesting, as it is certainly not a mothers day nice list.
Plenty of College day money lending car crashing substance abusing and hair raising times...
Post by: Captain Krenn on May 11, 2004, 09:05:18 am
Noun---computer
Plural Noun---kangaroos
Plural Noun---SUVs
Adjective---gnarly
Noun---plasmaticphotodisruptor
Noun---nuclear wessel
Plural Noun---pirates
Celebrity---Cathren Zeta Jones
Noun---1911 .45 pistol
Adjective---spritely
Noun---cantalope
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 11, 2004, 03:16:41 pm
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Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
....................................................................
Gee guess where my mind is at!
Post by: Sirgod on May 11, 2004, 11:18:28 pm
Adjective--- Unlickely
Noun--- AXE
Plural Noun--- Beers
Plural Noun--- Simpsons
Adjective--- Reduntatly.
Noun--- Pen cap
Noun--- Poo
Plural Noun--- deoderant
Celebrity--- Sandra Bullock
Noun--- Keys
Adjective--- resplindetly
Noun--- Dude
Stephen
Post by: Dizzy on May 12, 2004, 12:35:18 am
Quote:
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
....................................................................
Gee guess where my mind is at!
Post by: ferretlxix on May 13, 2004, 12:19:55 pm
I just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.
Thanks for the great repsonse on this list.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 13, 2004, 01:22:30 pm
Quote:
...just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.
Thanks Bro, hopefully at the end of today I'll be the proud owner of my very own M$ Certified "XML and the M$ .NET Platform" course completion certificate.
In other news, my new lifelong dream is to someday be as big a celebrity as Dizzy.
Quote:
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---Sweet
Noun---Methane
Plural Noun---Hydrans
Plural Noun---Hellbores
Adjective---Magic
Noun---Photon
Noun---Klingon
Plural Noun---Romulans
Celebrity---Marisa Tomei
Noun---Hostage
Adjective---Frogish
Noun---Administrator
....................................................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 17, 2004, 04:16:15 am
Well here is the results and I tried to balance out the reponses and use soemthig form everyone.
Believe me this could've been going way off the deep end for some of the choices. Hope you like the final.
I will be doing soemthing different. to try and save space I will just put up the final list with the contributers name by the word. I will still use color codes to identify what words are being used on the final portion of the Mad lib.
now for the list on this weeks subject
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---Smelly (Krenn)
Noun---Methane (Hesta)
Plural Noun---Beers (Sirgod)
Plural Noun---Panties (Alien)
Adjective---Redundantly (Sirgod)
Noun---College (Dizzy)
Noun---Addiction (Dizzy)
Plural Noun---Corsets (Alien)
Celebrity---Dizzy (Ailen)
Noun---Hostage (Hesta)
Adjective---Spritely (Krenn)
Noun---Booze (Dizzy)
....................................................................
Now for our Mad lib:
MOTHER AND SON
Mother: Junior, you come right inside. You're late, and your
supper is getting smelly.
Son: Aw Mom. I've been out playing Methane
ball with some of the other Beers.
Mother: Well, get inside. And don't forget to wipe your muddy
panties.
Son: Okay Mom. Can I watch television while I eat?
There's a redundantly new show on.
Mother: No, not while you're eating your college.
Son: But Mom! "Have Addiction Will Travel" is on.
Mother No, sir. You've been watching too much television.
You're liable to strain your corsets.
Son: Gee whiz! That's my favorite program. It stars
Dizzy as the gunslinger.
Mother Never mind. Go and wash your Hostage.
Son Aw Mom. I don't have to. I'm spritely.
Mother Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll have to speak
to your booze.
....................................................................
Intresting show you star in Dizzy, Whats your character's motivation?
New list will be posted in a couple of days.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 18, 2004, 11:34:48 am
Post by: Dizzy on May 19, 2004, 01:43:13 am
My gunslinger bit... Ill have to read my lines for the next episode and see.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 12:10:05 am
well luck for cut n paste
and for the MAd lib...........
Let's check on our Talrenite's writing skills.
Here is a double Mad Lib for you folks
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---
Same Noun---
Same Noun---
Same Noun---
A Place---
Number---
Liquid---
................................................................
I know these are short ones again but, they should be fun with our friends with questionable views (heh)
Post by: The_Joker on May 20, 2004, 12:42:51 am
My list
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place--- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Plural Noun--- shoelaces
Plural Noun--- roses
Plural Noun--- koalas
Adjective--- scrumptious
Noun--- candy-a$$
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
A Place--- the bathroom
Number--- a kajillion
Liquid--- Pabst Blue Ribbon
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 20, 2004, 02:03:36 am
A Place--- back of my van
Plural Noun--- ferrets
Plural Noun--- pussy cats
Plural Noun--- tree huggers
Adjective--- thick
Noun--- booby holder
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
A Place--- my closet
Number--- Dude! 69!
Liquid--- urine
................................................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 22, 2004, 06:11:18 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 25, 2004, 12:55:46 am
Post by: Captain Krenn on May 25, 2004, 12:46:23 pm
A Place---bathroom
Plural Noun---kittens
Plural Noun---rabbid ferrets
Plural Noun---closets
Adjective---lively
Noun---coke can
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
A Place---Vulcan brothel
Number---3
Liquid---molten lava
................................................................
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 26, 2004, 03:43:50 am
Quote:
One more bump till tuesday
Yes yes Tuesday has come and gone and it's my fault! OK I can't take all the blame but I did take all of his energy when I ...... yes ahem I think ya'll get the idea!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 26, 2004, 10:05:09 am
A Place---Wonderland
Plural Noun---Slithy Toves
Plural Noun---Borogoves
Plural Noun---Mome Raths
Adjective---Frumious
Noun---Bandersnatch
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
A Place---Tulgey Wood
Number---17 1/2
Liquid---Tea
................................................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 27, 2004, 02:58:13 am
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place---Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Plural Noun---Kittens
Plural Noun---Borogoves
Plural Noun---Tree Huggers
Adjective---Scrumptious
Noun---Booby Holder
................................................................
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
A Place---Vulcan Brothel
Number---69
Liquid---Pabst Blue Ribbon
................................................................
and now for
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
It is hereby agreed by the United States and Intercourse, Pennsyvania, that
there will be not testing of nuclear Kittens.
However, tests may be made under Boro Goves. Explosions
will be limited to one-half megaton, which is equal to 500,000 tons
of Tree Huggers. We all agree that this sounds scrumptious and
is the only way to keep someone from blowing up the Booby Holder
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
It will be unlawful to own a/an Jabberwocky or carry
a concealed Jabberwocky without a/an Jabberwocky license.
The penalty for Jabberwocky-carrying will be thirty days in
Vulcan Brothel or a fine of 69 dollars. The penalty is
doubled if the person is arrested while under the influence of
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
................................................................
Gods, you should be put to death if you are under the influence of that stuff. EWWWW
Post by: ferretlxix on May 28, 2004, 03:17:53 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 31, 2004, 12:23:21 am
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Number---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Adjective---
Film Star---
Adjective---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Number---
Noun---
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Belive me, I kind of aprehensive about this one but.... I'm confident enought that this one should't go to the hot topics forum
I hope
Post by: AlienLXIX on June 03, 2004, 12:51:57 am
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun--- Mounds
Noun--- rooster teeth
Number--- 666
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- rocket
Noun--- one eyed snake
Adjective--- sloppy
Film Star--- Orlando Bloom (I am a pervy elf fancier)
Adjective--- dripping
Plural Noun--- peaks
Adjective--- runny
Noun--- meat
Number--- .314
Noun--- automobile
wOOt! Now here is a topic I can get in to!
Post by: Captain Krenn on June 03, 2004, 08:05:43 am
Noun---event horizon
Number---42
Adjective---sickly
Noun---yogart
Noun---apple sauce
Adjective---deadly
Film Star---John Wayne
Adjective---disgustingly
Plural Noun---amorphous blobs
Adjective---hungrily
Noun---pecan
Number---1/0
Noun---anti-matter
Post by: ferretlxix on June 07, 2004, 03:14:38 am
Post by: ferretlxix on June 10, 2004, 05:11:55 pm
Quote:
I'll post results on Tuesday
Sorry, I got side tracked and will be posting tonight.
Post by: ferretlxix on June 11, 2004, 01:22:12 am
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun---Mounds
Noun---Event Horizon
Number---42
Adjective---Slick
Noun---Rocket
Noun---One Eyed Snake
Adjective---Deadly
Film Star---John Wayne
Adjective---Dripping
Plural Noun---Amorphus Blobs
Adjective---Runny
Noun---Pecan
Number---.314
Noun---Anti-matter
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
And now, ladies and mounds, an important commercial
message from our Event Horizon, the manufacturer of new,
improved ALL-GOO, the face cream for women over 42.
ALL-GOO now contains a new slick ingredient called
"Hexa-mone," which is made from distilled rocket
juice. If you rub ALL-GOO on your one eyed snake every
evening, your complexion will look as deadly as a daisy.
The famous Hollywood star, John Wayne, says, "I use ALL-
GOO every day, and my complexion is always dripping
and my Amorphus Blobs always have a youthful glow." Yes ALL-
GOO is the runny cream of the stars. Remember, if you
want a softer, smoother pecan, get ALL-GOO in the
handy 3.14-poun size at your friendly neighborhood
Anti-matter store.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ummmm..I hope you enjoyed this one
I'll have the next list up sometime over the weekend.
Post by: ferretlxix on June 15, 2004, 12:01:55 am
--------------------------------------------------------------------
ROCKETS[/silver]
Noun---
Name of person(Male)---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Place---
Type of liquid---
Verb(past tense)---
Exclamation---
Plural noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
City---
Name of person(female)---
Department store---
Adverb---
--------------------------------------------------------------------
As always
Have fun
and squeeeeencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on June 16, 2004, 06:34:10 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 12, 2004, 09:29:57 pm
Well here is the list for (drum roll)
MEET YOUR DREAM PERSON
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Part Of The Body---
Adverb---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Noun---
Adjective---
Weird Sound---
Verb---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Have fun...
As always I'll check it out in a couple of days and psot the combination of the results.
Post by: ferretlxix on January 13, 2004, 11:58:48 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 14, 2004, 11:52:08 pm
Post by: Sirgod on January 15, 2004, 12:00:03 am
Adjective--- Troublesom
Plural Noun--- Cards
Adjective--- Sticky
Part Of The Body--- Rotator Cuff
Adverb--- patiently
Adjective--- Crispy
Adjective--- Yellow
Noun--- Hugh Hefner
Adjective--- Graciously
Weird Sound--- Squuencherm
Verb--- Bites
Noun--- Deoderant
Noun--- Case
Plural Noun--- Nuclei
Noun--- Chip
sorry It took so long Ferrit.
stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 15, 2004, 02:30:31 pm
Adjective--- flatulent
Plural Noun--- wussy cats
Adjective--- purple
Part Of The Body--- neck
Adverb--- slowly
Adjective--- fluffy
Adjective--- wet
Noun--- rock
Adjective--- loud
Weird Sound--- kerr-poing
Verb--- moves
Noun--- Klingons
Noun--- ship
Plural Noun--- lurkers
Noun--- alien
Post by: ferretlxix on January 19, 2004, 02:26:17 am
Sorry I haven't replied in a while but here we go with a few adjustments..
for our particapants we have
Quote:
from sirgod:
Plural Noun--- Boxes
Adjective--- Troublesom
Plural Noun--- Cards
Adjective--- Sticky
Part Of The Body--- Rotator Cuff
Adverb--- patiently
Adjective--- Crispy
Adjective--- Yellow
Noun--- Hugh Hefner
Adjective--- Graciously
Weird Sound--- Squuencherm
Verb--- Bites
Noun--- Deoderant
Noun--- Case
Plural Noun--- Nuclei
Noun--- Chip
sorry It took so long Ferrit.
stephen
----------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Plural Noun--- Hydrans
Adjective--- flatulent
Plural Noun--- wussy cats
Adjective--- purple
Part Of The Body--- neck
Adverb--- slowly
Adjective--- fluffy
Adjective--- wet
Noun--- rock
Adjective--- loud
Weird Sound--- kerr-poing
Verb--- moves
Noun--- Klingons
Noun--- ship
Plural Noun--- lurkers
Noun--- alien
-------------------------------------------------------------------
the final choices are:
Plural Noun --- Hydrans
Adjective --- Troublesome
Plural Noun --- Wussy Cats
Adjective --- Sticky
Part Of Body --- Rotary Cuff
Adverb --- Slowly
Adjective --- Fluffy
Adjective --- Wet
Noun --- Hugh Hefner
Adjective --- Loud
Wierd Sound --- Squuencherm
Verb --- Bites
Noun --- Klingon
Noun --- Case
Plural Noun --- Lurkers
Noun --- Alien
Meet Your Dream Person
If you are desirous of making new Hydrans or
meeting some Troublesome people, take a few Wussy Cats
out of your Sticky day and answer the following
questionnaire. in less time than it takes to blink a/an
Rotary Cuff , your life will be changed Slowly by
your fluffy answers.
---- Do you ever confide in a/an Wet friend that you
are a lonely Hugh Hefner ?
---- Are you too shy and Loud to approach a stranger
and say Squuencherm ?
---- Would you rather stay at home and Bites
Television than go on a blind Klingon
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you have taken
one giant Case toward meeting the person of your
Lurkers . To make this a reality, mail the enclosed
self-adressed, postage-paid Alien to us immediately.
Hope you enjoyed this one and the next one is a paradoy titled
"Star Truck" (you figure what is it based on"
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
Post by: Sirgod on January 19, 2004, 09:35:18 am
Quote:
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
, I coldn't think of anything, But It sounded Impressive.Heh, Star Truk, this one should Be good.
Stephen
Post by: ferretlxix on January 20, 2004, 02:09:45 am
Quote:
Quote:
And on that note i bid you all
Squuencherm
Heh, Star Truk, this one should Be good.
Stephen
I guess we gotta a new catch phrase for ya.
Bwahahahahaha
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Squuencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on January 20, 2004, 03:09:32 am
Now down to buisness (hey that's the name for a group of ferrets)
The new title for this round is
Star Truck
the list of types of words needed are (drum roll):
Silly Word---
Adjective---
Noun---
Name Of Person [Male]---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Person In Room/Forum---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Noun---
Number---
Same Silly Word---
Noun---
-----------------------------------------------
If you were wondering where am I getting these from well......
I have 6 different Mad Libs books on this desk and I just purchased two of them last night (one of em
is a 'Worst Case Scenario' Mad-Libs).
So I will not run out of these any time soon.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: Sirgod on January 20, 2004, 04:36:47 pm
Adjective--- quantifying
Noun--- Chair
Name Of Person [Male]--- ToastyO
Plural Noun--- Toys
Adjective--- irritating
Person In Room/Forum--- Musashi
Adverb--- Silly
Plural Noun--- Them
Noun--- Deodarant
Adjective--- Muffled
Adjective--- Many
Noun--- warp Core
Number--- 71
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Noun--- Book
Squuencherm
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 21, 2004, 10:05:10 am
As some of you may know, of course, the word "divorce" comes from the Greek root word "divorasutcha" which translates roughly as "to rip one's heart out through one's wallet."
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
Post by: ferretlxix on January 22, 2004, 02:43:48 am
I'll be posting the results some time tomorrow (Thursday)!!
Hopefully Dizzy or somebody else might want to get in on the action.
Post by: KRolling on January 22, 2004, 04:51:24 am
Quote:
Ah yes... "Squuencherm" - the sound my finances made at my final divorce hearing 4 years ago.
As some of you may know, of course, the word "divorce" comes from the Greek root word "divorasutcha" which translates roughly as "to rip one's heart out through one's wallet."
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! STOOOOOOOP THE MUSIC!!!
<needle dragging across record is heard>
Ok. Let me make this clear. There are no, I repeat, NO story that can be safely written using the words kamikaze, probes, AND KROLLING!!!! I will not have it!!!!
LOL!!! Ok.... well, it better be good!!!
Post by: Sirgod on January 22, 2004, 11:12:28 am
Quote:
Ok. Let me make this clear. There are no, I repeat, NO story that can be safely written using the words kamikaze, probes, AND KROLLING!!!! I will not have it!!!!
LOL, Sing It Sister...
Stephen
Post by: KRolling on January 22, 2004, 06:28:27 pm
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
Post by: ferretlxix on January 22, 2004, 11:18:54 pm
Quote:
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
I was wondering when my name would pop into this one.such is irony, especailly the rolling pin and cranky (What a combo!!
Good one Krolling!!
Right now I'm giving Dizzy some time before I post the finals. His time is limited so, I'm giving him some time.
Post by: ferretlxix on January 26, 2004, 01:37:47 am
Quote:
Sirgod
Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Adjective--- quantifying
Noun--- Chair
Name Of Person [Male]--- ToastyO
Plural Noun--- Toys
Adjective--- irritating
Person In Room/Forum--- Musashi
Adverb--- Silly
Plural Noun--- Them
Noun--- Deodarant
Adjective--- Muffled
Adjective--- Many
Noun--- warp Core
Number--- 71
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH!!!
Noun--- Book
-------------
Hesta
Silly Word---Huzzah!
Adjective--- crazed
Noun--- battlecruiser
Name Of Person [Male]--- NJAntman
Plural Noun--- probes
Adjective--- blue
Person In Room/Forum--- Krolling
Adverb--- methodically
Plural Noun--- kamikazes
Noun--- catnip
Adjective--- skanky
Adjective--- wild
Noun--- ale
Number--- 762
Same Silly Word---Huzzah!
Noun--- turbolift
-------------
Krolling
Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Adjective--- cracked
Noun--- vase
Name Of Person [Male]--- Hstaphath_XC
Plural Noun--- needles
Adjective--- gooey
Person In Room/Forum--- ferretlxix
Adverb--- roughly
Plural Noun--- knifes
Noun--- rolling pin
Adjective--- cranky
Adjective--- lively
Noun--- peanut butter
Number--- 938
Same Silly Word---Snickerdoodle
Noun--- makeup
And the mix for this is:
Silly Word---YEEARGH
Adjective---cracked
Noun---Chair
Name Of Person [Male] ---Hstaphath_XC(For Krolling
)Plural Noun---probes
Adjective---irritating
Person In Room/Forum---ferretlxix(For Krolling
)Adverb---Silly
Plural Noun---kamikazes
Noun---rolling pin
Adjective---Muffled
Adjective---lively
Noun---ale
Number---762
Same Silly Word---YEEARGH
Noun---turbolift
------------------------------------
STAR TRUCK
Dear Mr. YEEARGH
My favorite TV show is that cracked adventure in
outer space called "Star Chair ." You and Captain
Hstaphath_XC are my favorite probes . When I watch
this irritating show I sometimes feel I am actually on the
Star Ship ferretlxix and I am going Silly
into those far kamikazes of the Universe, where no
rolling pin has gone before.
I like it when the Muffled aliens try to trap you and your crew
and you use your lively logical minds to outsmart them.
I go to all the "Star ale " conventions and buy all of the
little toys and dolls even though I am 762 years old. But the
real reason I wrote you Mr. YEEARGH , is because
I want you to send me an autographed turbolift .
------------------------------------
And now I gotta see when the next convention Star Ale covention is happening. (ALE! ALE! ALE! ALE!)
Squuencherm
Post by: KRolling on January 26, 2004, 04:39:38 am
Post by: Sirgod on January 26, 2004, 07:59:20 am
Stephen
Post by: 762 on January 26, 2004, 08:43:48 am
Where can I get some?
Post by: Dizzy on January 26, 2004, 10:02:15 pm
Quote:
HEHE, autographed Turbolift, The writer of that letter Probably uses Ebay alot also.
Stephen
I got your turbolift right here, buddy. Muahahahahaha
Post by: ferretlxix on January 27, 2004, 02:31:40 am
Quote:Quote:
HEHE, autographed Turbolift, The writer of that letter Probably uses Ebay alot also.
Stephen
I got your turbolift right here, buddy. Muahahahahaha
Oy!! Hey Ma, Dizzy is playing with his Turbo Shaft again!! (running away fast)
I'm looking over my Mad Libs now and will be posting the next list tomorrow.
Most likely it will be a "Worst-Case Scenario" Survival Handbook Mad Lib.
Post by: ferretlxix on February 02, 2004, 02:48:56 am
Here is the New title:
HOW TO WRESTLE FREE FROM A/AN___________
The list of needed words are;
Animal---
Same Animal---
Another Animal---
Part Of Body---
Foreign Country---
Foreign Country---
Adjective---
Type Of Liquid---
Type Of Food
Adjective---
Verb---
Same As First Animal---
Part Of Body---
Verb---
Part Of Body---
Part Of Body---
Noun---
Occupation---
Same As First Animal---
Adjective---
----------------------------------------------------------------
This coming from the "Worst Case Scenario" (tm)
Survival Handbook version as promised.
Have fun
Post by: ferretlxix on February 04, 2004, 06:08:58 pm
Post by: Maxillius on February 04, 2004, 10:40:54 pm
Same Animal---Blood worm
Another Animal---Targ
Part Of Body---right thumb
Foreign Country---UK
Foreign Country---Spain
Adjective---squishy
Type Of Liquid---Kool-aid
Type Of Food---hot dogs
Adjective---voluptuous
Verb---is <snicker>
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Part Of Body---left thumb
Verb---are <snicker>
Part Of Body---right pinky finger
Part Of Body---left pinky finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---lawyer
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Adjective---bombastic
doiyoiyoiyoinnnngggg....
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on February 05, 2004, 12:54:01 pm
Animal---Mugatu
Same Animal---Mugatu
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Buttocks
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Blue
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Wet
Verb---Moves
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Part Of Body---Palm
Verb---Hits
Part Of Body---Forehead
Part Of Body---Elbow
Noun---Tholian
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Adjective---Flaky
Post by: ferretlxix on February 05, 2004, 05:41:49 pm
Quote:
Hmmm... still not sure how to take being someone's "favorite probe" [\quote]
Ahh, it's kinda fitting seeing who the letter was written to.
Squuencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on February 09, 2004, 01:02:27 am
and here is what we got:
From PPDevastator:
Animal---Blood worm
Same Animal---Blood worm
Another Animal---Targ
Part Of Body---right thumb
Foreign Country---UK
Foreign Country---Spain
Adjective---squishy
Type Of Liquid---Kool-aid
Type Of Food---hot dogs
Adjective---voluptuous
Verb---is <snicker>
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Part Of Body---left thumb
Verb---are <snicker>
Part Of Body---right pinky finger
Part Of Body---left pinky finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---lawyer
Same As First Animal---blood worm
Adjective---bombastic
----------------------------------------------------------------
From Hesta:
Animal---Mugatu
Same Animal---Mugatu
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Buttocks
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Blue
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Wet
Verb---Moves
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Part Of Body---Palm
Verb---Hits
Part Of Body---Forehead
Part Of Body---Elbow
Noun---Tholian
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Mugatu
Adjective---Flaky
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Here is the New title:
HOW TO WRESTLE FREE FROM A/AN___________
The list of needed words are;
Animal---Blood Worm
Same Animal---Blood Worm
Another Animal---Tribble
Part Of Body---Right Thumb
Foreign Country---France
Foreign Country---Finland
Adjective---Squishy
Type Of Liquid---Mountain Dew
Type Of Food---Soylent Green
Adjective---Voluptuous
Verb---<snicker>
Same As First Animal---Blood Worm
Part Of Body---Left Thumb
Verb---Hit
Part Of Body---Right Pinky Finger
Part Of Body---Left Pinky Finger
Noun---F-CVA
Occupation---Dental Hygienist
Same As First Animal---Blood Worm
Adjective---Bombastic
----------------------------------------------------------------
How To Wrestle Free From A Blood Worm
The Blood Worm, often confused wiht its cousin, the Tribble,
Which has a much thinner Right Thumb , generally lives in warm
climates, such as those found in France and Finland.
They typically prefer wet, squishy areas with plenty of
Mountian Dew and lots of Soylent Green. And while they may
look Voluptuous, they are generally quite docile if you don't try to
<snicker> near them. If however a/an Blood Worm does attack
you, try to flip it onto its Left Thumb while you Hit on
it's neck to keep it's jaw closed. Attempt to break free by punching
it in the Right Pinky Finger or on it's nose with your Left Pinky Finger
or a/an F-CVA. Be sure to seek the attention of a/an Dental Hygienist,
even if your wound is not serious. A/an Blood Worm has tons
of germs living in it's mouth that can cause serious infection- talk
about Bombastic breath!
Sorry I haven't been keeping up on the Mad libs but, it's going to be a bit slow due to the amount of
work that has suddenly sprung up so, just hang tight a bit and I'll post anothe title and word list for ya.
c-ya soon
Post by: ferretlxix on February 22, 2004, 11:39:30 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on February 24, 2004, 03:16:34 am
Here is the new Mad Lib
It's part of a seires of four as titled
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
and the New List:
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Noun---
Color---
Color---
Adjective---
Type Of Food---
Type Of Liquid---
Number---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Adverb---
Color---
Place---
Adjective---
Number---
Person In Forum---
Silly Word---
Adverb---
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Well That's it for now and I'll be updating a about three days (hopefully, wrok has me busy throughout the week and this weekend).
My Thanks to all of you for granting a helping hand when Alien gave out an S.O.S. I really appreciate it.
This really enforces the reason why I love this forum. You guys rock!!!!
Post by: ferretlxix on February 26, 2004, 07:38:10 pm
Post by: AlienLXIX on February 26, 2004, 07:43:44 pm
I will understand if ya'll don't want me to because I am his wife.
Promise I don't have any power over him!
Really!
Post by: ferretlxix on February 29, 2004, 02:02:41 am
By the way any takers?
Post by: AlienLXIX on March 02, 2004, 08:30:54 pm
and the New List:
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Noun--- bobble head
Color--- electric blue
Color--- neon pink
Adjective--- slimy
Type Of Food--- sashimi (raw fish)
Type Of Liquid--- glass
Number--- 69
Plural Noun--- Adult Toys
Adjective--- vibrating
Adverb--- crappily (sp?)
Color--- olive drab
Place--- Pasgagula, MS
Adjective--- ridiculous
Number--- 668 (neighbor of the beast!)
Person In Forum--- Moofighters
Silly Word--- wafflebum
Adverb--- noisely (sp?)
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and BUMP!
Post by: Sirgod on March 03, 2004, 10:42:36 pm
Color--- Blue
Color--- Cyan
Adjective--- Cooly
Type Of Food--- Tamale
Type Of Liquid--- Mercury
Number--- Plank's constant
Plural Noun--- Computers
Adjective--- Sultry
Adverb--- unfortunatly
Color--- Burnt Sienna
Place--- The dog house
Adjective--- Hungrily
Number--- Mendelbracht Set
Person In Forum--- Admiral Frey
Silly Word--- hehe you need to ask "SQUUUEEENCHERMMMM!"
Adverb--- Extremely
hehe, Mad Libs Rock.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 04, 2004, 01:59:28 pm
Color--- Periwinkle
Color--- Beige
Adjective--- Gritty
Type Of Food--- Gahk
Type Of Liquid--- Bloodwine
Number--- 3.14
Plural Noun--- Drones
Adjective--- Dry
Adverb--- Rudely
Color--- Vermilion
Place--- Neutral Zone
Adjective--- Salty
Number--- 867-5309 (anyone else remember that song?)
Person In Forum--- Corbomite
Silly Word--- Ni!
Adverb--- Incredibly
Post by: ferretlxix on March 05, 2004, 12:59:17 am
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 09, 2004, 03:25:48 pm
Post by: AlienLXIX on March 10, 2004, 07:26:30 am
Quote:
Glad to see the responses. Give me about a day to give anyone else a chance to list something and I'll post the final for this list.
OK blame the lateness of this mad lib on me. Sorry!
I keep making him tired . . . err . . . relaxed!
Post by: ferretlxix on March 16, 2004, 01:16:40 am
I am very sorry about the delay. I haven't had much time to get on the comp so, I promise that I waill write up the results tomorrow. Work and family has kept me rally busy lately.
Well, drinks are on the house.
Post by: ferretlxix on March 24, 2004, 03:50:18 pm
CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
Noun--- Bobble Head
Color--- Periwinkle
Color--- Cyan
Adjective--- Gritty
Type Of Food--- Tamale
Type Of Liquid--- Blood Wine
Number--- 3.14
Plural Noun--- Adult Toys
Adjective--- Vibration
Adverb--- Rudely
Color--- Vermillion
Place--- The Dog House
Adjective--- Salty
Number--- 867-5309
Person In Forum--- Admiral Frey
Silly Word--- SQUUEEENCHERMMM
Adverb--- Incredibly
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CAPTAIN ZOOM 1
The adventures of Captain Zoom, Space Bobble Head . Captain
Zoom is a super hero who wears a/an Periwinkle cape and
a/an Cyan suit of long underware. he has his own
gritty rocket ship, which takes him all over the universe.
His ship is fueled by Tamale mixed with Blood Wine
and can go 3.14 miles per hour.
Captain Zoom loves to go to the assistance of poor Adult Toys
who are in trouble. When he hears of such a vibration
situation, he leaps rudely into his ship and zooms off into
the wild Vermillion yonder. He journeys throughout the galaxy,
sometimes going as far as The Dog House . He has a/an Salty
companion who goes with him on all of his adventures.
His companion is a 867-5309 -year-old boy whose name is
Admiral Frey but who is called "SQUUEEENCHERMMM".
To read more about Captian Zoom, incredibly go to the next Mad Lib.
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And here is the new list for
"Captain Zoom 2"
Nationality---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Type of container---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Place---
Verb ending in "ING"---
Exclamation---
Noun---
Something Alive---
Adjective---
Verb (Past Tense)---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Again sorry for the lateness of this but family events and the Navy has prevented me form getting on the computer.
Post by: Sirgod on March 24, 2004, 03:57:33 pm
I'll get back to this in abit.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on March 25, 2004, 11:38:37 am
"Captain Zoom 2"
Nationality---Hydran (of course!)
Plural Noun---Taldrenites
Plural Noun---n00bs
Type of container---Milvan
Adjective---sunny
Adjective---rainy
Place---Praxis
Verb ending in "ING"---running
Exclamation---Doh!
Noun---Moderator
Something Alive---sperm whale
Adjective---brainy
Verb (Past Tense)---swam
Adverb---indubitably
Plural Noun---Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Post by: ferretlxix on March 29, 2004, 08:43:44 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on April 07, 2004, 12:20:59 pm
Sorry Hesta the Navy and the Family has been keeping my time to a newar minimum for computer useage but,
I'll try to have the results for this mad lib tonight or tommorrow.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 07, 2004, 01:35:43 pm
This post needed a bump anyway to see if anyone else wanted to go in on the current one. Sirgod?
Post by: ferretlxix on April 10, 2004, 12:45:00 am
Quote:
No prob, just hang in there bro!
This post needed a bump anyway to see if anyone else wanted to go in on the current one. Sirgod?
Well I do have to admit working this one was realativly easy.
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Captain Zoom 2
Nationality---Hydran
Plural Noun ---Taldrenites
Plural Noun---n00bs
Type of container---Milvan
Adjective---sunny
Adjective---rainy
Place---Praxis
Verb ending in "ING" ---running
Exclamation!---Doh
Noun ---Moderator
Something Alive ---sperm whale
Adjective---brainy
Verb (Past Tense)---swam
Adverb---indubitably
Plural Noun---Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
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Captain Zoom 2
One day Captain Zoom heard that a group of Hydran
Taldrenites had been picked up by some little green
n00bs who were flying around in a flying saucer. He learned they
were locked in a/an Milvan on the sunny
planet Hang-On.
At once he called to his rainy companion, "Hey Shorty,
get the spacecraft warmed up. We are going to Praxis."
And off they zoomed, running around the moon and
past Mars. In no time at all they landed on Hang-On. When Captain
Zoom stepped out of his ship, he said " Doh!"
because the first thing he saw was a purple Moderator which
was eating a long, thin Sperm whale . He whipped out his Super
brainy Ray Gun and blasted away until he had swam
everything in sight. "Now Shorty," he said indubitably, "let's
see if we can find some Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to rescue."
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Leave it to XC's bard to pick on the Moderators and follow up with cheerleaders to boot!
POING!!
I'll have the Capt Zoom 3 list up sometime this weekend.
I gotta burn some staem and shoot people on XBL before I figure out my firewall situation, so I can start doing the GSA thing.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 11, 2004, 05:24:29 am
Here is the new list
for
Captain Zoom 3
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Noun---
Adjective---
Adjective---
Type Of Gas---
Type Of Liquid---
Number---
Color---
Another Color---
Number---
Number---
Noun---
Type Of Food (Plural)---
Plural Noun---
Part Of Body (Plural)---
Town---
Adveb---
Adjective---
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I'll try my hardest to have this one finished at the end of the week once I get the responses.
Have Fun
and I leave you with this
squuuueeeeencherm!
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 14, 2004, 07:29:42 pm
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Noun--- diaper
Adjective--- smelly
Adjective--- nasti
Type Of Gas--- poo
Type Of Liquid--- pee
Number--- 50
Color--- olive drab green
Another Color--- fleshy pink
Number--- 10
Number--- 89
Noun--- lace teddy
Type Of Food (Plural)--- Spotted Dicks (it's pudding! REALLY! ask the Brits!)
Plural Noun--- adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- nipples
Town--- Anytown USA
Adveb--- freakishly
Adjective--- hairy
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Post by: Dizzy on April 15, 2004, 05:37:22 am
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 15, 2004, 10:18:03 am
Quote:
Leave it to XC's bard to pick on the Moderators and follow up with cheerleaders to boot!
Wow, do we even HAVE any purple (Hydran) moderators?! For the record, I am ALWAYS on the lookout for any Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in need of rescuing.
Noun--- shuttlecraft
Adjective--- tall
Adjective--- boyish
Type Of Gas--- Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- T-1000 liquid steel
Number--- i (square root of -1)
Color--- teal
Another Color--- chartreuse
Number--- 911
Number--- 546372
Noun--- marmoset
Type Of Food (Plural)--- poptarts
Plural Noun--- marsupials
Part Of Body (Plural)--- elbows
Town--- New Vertiform City
Adveb--- quickly
Adjective--- best
Post by: Captain Krenn on April 15, 2004, 11:06:55 am
Adjective--- frumpy
Adjective--- thunderously
Type Of Gas--- gasohol
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color--- tope
Another Color--- sea foam green
Number--- 01134
Number--- infinity + 1
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural)--- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun--- sea monkeys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- ears
Town--- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- orangey
Adjective--- lopsided
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 15, 2004, 01:05:41 pm
Quote:
HEY! She cheated! She has the answers right there on ferrets desk!!!
Huh? Who me?
No no more often than not you can find me under the desk on my knees than looking through our large stack of madlibs.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 17, 2004, 12:30:25 am
I'll be posting the final results for this one by the end of the weekend as I leave this as a chance for any other entries.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 20, 2004, 12:47:20 am
From AlienLXIX
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Noun--- diaper
Adjective--- smelly
Adjective--- nasti
Type Of Gas--- poo
Type Of Liquid--- pee
Number--- 50
Color--- olive drab green
Another Color--- fleshy pink
Number--- 10
Number--- 89
Noun--- lace teddy
Type Of Food (Plural)--- Spotted Dicks (it's pudding! REALLY! ask the Brits!)
Plural Noun--- adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- nipples
Town--- Anytown USA
Adveb--- freakishly
Adjective--- hairy
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From Hesta
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Noun--- shuttlecraft
Adjective--- tall
Adjective--- boyish
Type Of Gas--- Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- T-1000 liquid steel
Number--- i (square root of -1)
Color--- teal
Another Color--- chartreuse
Number--- 911
Number--- 546372
Noun--- marmoset
Type Of Food (Plural)--- poptarts
Plural Noun--- marsupials
Part Of Body (Plural)--- elbows
Town--- New Vertiform City
Adveb--- quickly
Adjective--- best
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From Kren
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Noun--- microwave oven
Adjective--- frumpy
Adjective--- thunderously
Type Of Gas--- gasohol
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color--- tope
Another Color--- sea foam green
Number--- 01134
Number--- infinity + 1
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural)--- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun--- sea monkeys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- ears
Town--- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- orangey
Adjective--- lopsided
-----------------------------------
and the final list
Noun--- Diaper
Adjective ---Frumpy
Adjective--- Smelly
Type Of Gas---Premium Unleaded with Tekron
Type Of Liquid--- Hazelnut coffee
Number--- 97.835
Color---Olive drab green
Another Color--- Chartreuse
Number--- 01134
Number--- 89
Noun--- Klingon battle thong
Type Of Food (Plural) --- 3 month old rotten cheese snacks
Plural Noun---Adult toys
Part Of Body (Plural)--- Elbows
Town --- Orlando, FL
Adveb--- Freakishly
Adjective--- lopsided
And Now for ------
Captain Zoom 3
After zapping everything he could see around his spaceship with his
Alpha Particle Disintegrator Diaper, Captain Zoom began
to explore the Frumpy planet Hang-On. Hang-On had
a/an smelly atmosphere containing lots of Premium Unleaded with Tekron
and Hazelnut coffee. The natives were about 97.835 feet tall and
were Olive drab green except for their hair, which was Chartreuse.
They had 01134 arms and 89 fingers on each Klingon battle thong.
They lived by growing 3 month old rotten cheese snacks and fertilizing them
with Adult toys. They welcomed Captain Zoom with
open Elbows. They took him to their capital city,
called Orlando, FL, and said they wanted to make him
their king. "I couldn't," he said Freakishly, "because
I am a/an Lopsided American."
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I'll have the final instalment of the Captain Zoom series up tomorrow so for right now, I hope you enjoyed this Klingon Battle Thong filled episode.
Post by: nexa1 on April 20, 2004, 06:30:44 am
Post by: ferretlxix on April 21, 2004, 12:19:22 pm
Quote:
Fertilizing them with adult toys?!?!? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you liked it.
Well I'll be posting the new list tonight before I go on XBL (Hopefully we'll see kren at some point).
Post by: ferretlxix on April 22, 2004, 03:07:21 am
Captain Zoom 4
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Verb---
Exclamation---
Adverb---
Plural Noun---
Emotion---
Type Of Building---
Verb (Past Tense)---
Something On Th Dinner Table---
Adjective---
Type Of Vehicle---
Noun---
Adverb---
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Well as ususal I'll try to have it up by the end of the week pending on the amount of particapation.
Following this will be a lesson on CPR (heh).
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 22, 2004, 12:25:00 pm
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 22, 2004, 03:01:02 pm
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately
Post by: Captain Krenn on April 22, 2004, 08:15:50 pm
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
Post by: ferretlxix on April 27, 2004, 08:46:20 pm
fo Captain Zoom 4:
The lists-----
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From Krenn:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---fuzzy
Noun---X-ray machine
Verb---smashing
Exclamation---Holy donkey poop!!
Adverb---angrily
Plural Noun---hail stones
Emotion---flustered
Type Of Building---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense)---launched
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex (just couldn't resist)
Adjective---blurry
Type Of Vehicle---Chevy Avalanche
Noun---yak
Adverb---frustratingly
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From Hesta:
Noun--- J'inn
Adjective--- Monstrous
Noun--- Squirrel
Verb--- Run
Exclamation--- Huzzah!
Adverb--- Sloppily
Plural Noun--- French
Emotion--- Pity
Type Of Building--- Library
Verb (Past Tense)--- Dreamed
Something On Th Dinner Table--- Gravy
Adjective--- Ugly
Type Of Vehicle--- Segway
Noun--- Gynecologist
Adverb--- Delicately
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From Alien LXIX:
Noun--- keyboard
Adjective--- squishy
Noun--- tupperware
Verb--- burp
Exclamation--- YEARRRAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH (ala Dean)
Adverb--- painfully
Plural Noun--- blowup dolls
Emotion--- lust
Type Of Building--- Burj Dubai (2,000 foot high building, yet to be built)
Verb (Past Tense)--- screwed
Something On The Dinner Table--- Tubby Deamon Monster Cat
Adjective--- insane
Type Of Vehicle--- Mustang GT (Daisy)
Noun--- paddle
Adverb--- swiftly
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and the results:
Noun---Left handed Monkey Wrench
Adjective---squishy
Noun---Squirrel
Verb ---burp
Exclamation---Holy Donkey Poop
Adverb---sloppily
Plural Noun---blowup dolls
Emotion---pity
Type Of Building ---outhouse
Verb (Past Tense) ---screwed
Something On Th Dinner Table---sex
Adjective---insane
Type Of Vehicle---Segway
Noun---yak
Adverb---swiftly
and now for.....................................................
Captain Zoom 4
"Although I cannot be your Left handed Monkey Wrench King" Captain Zoom told
the squishy natives of Hang-on, "I will be your
Squirrel. And I will burp you like a father."
At this, the Natives cheered. "Holy Donkey Poop!" they shouted
sloppily. And they began pelting the good captain with
overripe Blowup Dolls, which was how they show respect and
pity. Then they took him to their local Outhouse
and released all of the earth people they had screwd
with their flying sex. So Captain Zoom
put them all on his insane space Segway,
set it for "yak" Warp, and went back to Earth.
They all live swiftly ever after.
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Pelted by blowup dolls! that's respect for ya!!!!
Well sad to say but that is the last odf the good captain's adventures
so on to newer things, like medicine
Post by: ferretlxix on April 27, 2004, 09:07:39 pm
while I give everyone a chance to read the latest CZ episode.
Post by: ferretlxix on April 29, 2004, 03:31:33 am
The List forHow To Perform CPR
Adjective staring with "C"---
Noun starting with "P"---
Verb starting with "R"---
Adjective---
Exclamation---
Adjective---
Verb---
Part of body---
Verb ending with "ING"---
Part of body---
Part of body---
Adjective---
Same part of body---
Part of body---
Number---
Number---
Verb---
Vehicle---
Noun---
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Being a CPR instructor, this should be intresting.
Have fun people
Post by: AlienLXIX on April 29, 2004, 12:42:02 pm
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
....................................
Post by: ferretlxix on May 02, 2004, 11:58:03 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 04, 2004, 10:23:47 am
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
Post by: ferretlxix on May 04, 2004, 09:53:52 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 08, 2004, 05:37:33 pm
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From Alien
Adjective staring with "C"--- Crushed
Noun starting with "P"--- Peanut
Verb starting with "R"--- Razing
Adjective--- Smooshed
Exclamation--- AAAyaiyaiyiyiyiyiyi (or however Xena says that)
Adjective--- Glowing
Verb--- Bang
Part of body--- Skull
Verb ending with "ING"--- Taunting
Part of body--- Scapula
Part of body--- Metatarsals
Adjective--- Smeared
Same part of body--- Metatarsals
Part of body--- Flangies
Number--- OU812
Number--- (car) 54
Verb--- Pump
Vehicle--- Unicycle
Noun--- Pimp
....................................
from Hesta
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politician
Verb starting with "R"---Running
Adjective---Dumb
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK!!!
Adjective---Big
Verb---Play
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Batting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Ribs
Number---21
Number---18
Verb---Hike!
Vehicle---Yugo
Noun---Erik Bethke
....................................
Here are the final words for this weeks Mad Libs
Adjective staring with "C"---Crazy
Noun starting with "P"---Politican
Verb starting with "R"---Razing
Adjective---Smooshed
Exclamation---HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK
Adjective---Glowing
Verb---Bang
Part of body---Cheeks
Verb ending with "ING"---Taunting
Part of body---Buttocks
Part of body---Groin
Adjective---Tender
Same part of body---Groin
Part of body---Flanges
Number---21
Number---54
Verb---Pump
Vehicle ---Unicycle
Noun---Erik Bethke
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And now for
HOW TO PERFORM CPR
CPR, or Crazy, Politican ,
Razing, is a life-saving technique
that everyone should know. If you should encounter someone who
appears to be smooshed, first call out,"HOLY SWEET SINGING MOTHER OF FRICKIN' JEEBUS ON A STICK," then ask them, "Are you glowing?" If they do not respond, shake them
and see if they bang. If not, quickly grab their cheeks
and check for a pulse. Also, look to see if they are taunting.
If they are not, try tilting their buttoks, then put your
mouth over their groin and administer two tender
breaths into their groin. If they do not have a
pulse, you will also need to do Flanges compressions.
Alternate 21 of these with the two breaths every 54
seconds. Do this until they pump or until an emergency
Unicycle shows up on the scene. who knows, you may even
save someone's Erik Bethke!
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Well hopefully this was as informative for you as it was for me.
I know for one thing, if this is how the new CPR is taught, Our Erik Bethke would be very happy!!
Post by: Erik Bethke on May 08, 2004, 08:05:30 pm
:-)
-Erik
Post by: ferretlxix on May 10, 2004, 09:45:34 pm
Quote:
Indeed! :-)
:-)
-Erik
Why am I not suprised
Post by: ferretlxix on May 10, 2004, 09:53:43 pm
Well here is the new list keeping on the mother topic (I forgot to post it yesterday)
Something that almost everyone might relate to
MOTHER AND SON
....................................................................
Adjective---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Celebrity---
Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
....................................................................
I know it's a short one but this one has some good possabilities and may bring up some (heh) fond memories.
Post by: Dizzy on May 10, 2004, 10:17:35 pm
Adjective--- More
Noun--- Money
Plural Noun--- Cars
Plural Noun--- Drugs
Adjective--- Fugly
Noun--- College
Noun--- Addiction
Plural Noun--- Girls
Celebrity--- Jodie Foster
Noun--- Love
Adjective--- Constant
Noun--- Booze
Hrmmm... This will be interesting, as it is certainly not a mothers day nice list.
Plenty of College day money lending car crashing substance abusing and hair raising times...
Post by: Captain Krenn on May 11, 2004, 09:05:18 am
Noun---computer
Plural Noun---kangaroos
Plural Noun---SUVs
Adjective---gnarly
Noun---plasmaticphotodisruptor
Noun---nuclear wessel
Plural Noun---pirates
Celebrity---Cathren Zeta Jones
Noun---1911 .45 pistol
Adjective---spritely
Noun---cantalope
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 11, 2004, 03:16:41 pm
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Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
....................................................................
Gee guess where my mind is at!
Post by: Sirgod on May 11, 2004, 11:18:28 pm
Adjective--- Unlickely
Noun--- AXE
Plural Noun--- Beers
Plural Noun--- Simpsons
Adjective--- Reduntatly.
Noun--- Pen cap
Noun--- Poo
Plural Noun--- deoderant
Celebrity--- Sandra Bullock
Noun--- Keys
Adjective--- resplindetly
Noun--- Dude
Stephen
Post by: Dizzy on May 12, 2004, 12:35:18 am
Quote:
MOTHER AND SON
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Adjective--- bright
Noun--- rope
Plural Noun--- panties
Plural Noun--- teddies
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- silk
Noun--- lace
Plural Noun--- corsets
Celebrity--- Dizzy
Noun--- rose
Adjective--- smooth
Noun--- paddle
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Gee guess where my mind is at!
Post by: ferretlxix on May 13, 2004, 12:19:55 pm
I just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.
Thanks for the great repsonse on this list.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 13, 2004, 01:22:30 pm
Quote:
...just got done chatting with Hesta and he's been pretty busy but, I'll hold off for a couple of days before I post any results so I can give him a chance to jump in on this list.
Thanks Bro, hopefully at the end of today I'll be the proud owner of my very own M$ Certified "XML and the M$ .NET Platform" course completion certificate.
In other news, my new lifelong dream is to someday be as big a celebrity as Dizzy.
Quote:
MOTHER AND SON
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Adjective---Sweet
Noun---Methane
Plural Noun---Hydrans
Plural Noun---Hellbores
Adjective---Magic
Noun---Photon
Noun---Klingon
Plural Noun---Romulans
Celebrity---Marisa Tomei
Noun---Hostage
Adjective---Frogish
Noun---Administrator
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Post by: ferretlxix on May 17, 2004, 04:16:15 am
Well here is the results and I tried to balance out the reponses and use soemthig form everyone.
Believe me this could've been going way off the deep end for some of the choices. Hope you like the final.
I will be doing soemthing different. to try and save space I will just put up the final list with the contributers name by the word. I will still use color codes to identify what words are being used on the final portion of the Mad lib.
now for the list on this weeks subject
MOTHER AND SON
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Adjective---Smelly (Krenn)
Noun---Methane (Hesta)
Plural Noun---Beers (Sirgod)
Plural Noun---Panties (Alien)
Adjective---Redundantly (Sirgod)
Noun---College (Dizzy)
Noun---Addiction (Dizzy)
Plural Noun---Corsets (Alien)
Celebrity---Dizzy (Ailen)
Noun---Hostage (Hesta)
Adjective---Spritely (Krenn)
Noun---Booze (Dizzy)
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Now for our Mad lib:
MOTHER AND SON
Mother: Junior, you come right inside. You're late, and your
supper is getting smelly.
Son: Aw Mom. I've been out playing Methane
ball with some of the other Beers.
Mother: Well, get inside. And don't forget to wipe your muddy
panties.
Son: Okay Mom. Can I watch television while I eat?
There's a redundantly new show on.
Mother: No, not while you're eating your college.
Son: But Mom! "Have Addiction Will Travel" is on.
Mother No, sir. You've been watching too much television.
You're liable to strain your corsets.
Son: Gee whiz! That's my favorite program. It stars
Dizzy as the gunslinger.
Mother Never mind. Go and wash your Hostage.
Son Aw Mom. I don't have to. I'm spritely.
Mother Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll have to speak
to your booze.
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Intresting show you star in Dizzy, Whats your character's motivation?
New list will be posted in a couple of days.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 18, 2004, 11:34:48 am
Post by: Dizzy on May 19, 2004, 01:43:13 am
My gunslinger bit... Ill have to read my lines for the next episode and see.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 12:10:05 am
well luck for cut n paste
and for the MAd lib...........
Let's check on our Talrenite's writing skills.
Here is a double Mad Lib for you folks
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---
Same Noun---
Same Noun---
Same Noun---
A Place---
Number---
Liquid---
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I know these are short ones again but, they should be fun with our friends with questionable views (heh)
Post by: The_Joker on May 20, 2004, 12:42:51 am
My list
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place--- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Plural Noun--- shoelaces
Plural Noun--- roses
Plural Noun--- koalas
Adjective--- scrumptious
Noun--- candy-a$$
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
Same Noun--- Camaro
A Place--- the bathroom
Number--- a kajillion
Liquid--- Pabst Blue Ribbon
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 20, 2004, 02:03:36 am
A Place--- back of my van
Plural Noun--- ferrets
Plural Noun--- pussy cats
Plural Noun--- tree huggers
Adjective--- thick
Noun--- booby holder
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
Same Noun--- bobble head
A Place--- my closet
Number--- Dude! 69!
Liquid--- urine
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Post by: ferretlxix on May 22, 2004, 06:11:18 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 25, 2004, 12:55:46 am
Post by: Captain Krenn on May 25, 2004, 12:46:23 pm
A Place---bathroom
Plural Noun---kittens
Plural Noun---rabbid ferrets
Plural Noun---closets
Adjective---lively
Noun---coke can
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
Same Noun---Heisenburg toilet
A Place---Vulcan brothel
Number---3
Liquid---molten lava
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Post by: AlienLXIX on May 26, 2004, 03:43:50 am
Quote:
One more bump till tuesday
Yes yes Tuesday has come and gone and it's my fault! OK I can't take all the blame but I did take all of his energy when I ...... yes ahem I think ya'll get the idea!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 26, 2004, 10:05:09 am
A Place---Wonderland
Plural Noun---Slithy Toves
Plural Noun---Borogoves
Plural Noun---Mome Raths
Adjective---Frumious
Noun---Bandersnatch
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
A Place---Tulgey Wood
Number---17 1/2
Liquid---Tea
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Post by: ferretlxix on May 27, 2004, 02:58:13 am
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
A Place---Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Plural Noun---Kittens
Plural Noun---Borogoves
Plural Noun---Tree Huggers
Adjective---Scrumptious
Noun---Booby Holder
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YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
Noun(repeat next 3 spaces)---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
Same Noun---Jabberwocky
A Place---Vulcan Brothel
Number---69
Liquid---Pabst Blue Ribbon
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and now for
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NUCLEAR TEST BAN TREATY
It is hereby agreed by the United States and Intercourse, Pennsyvania, that
there will be not testing of nuclear Kittens.
However, tests may be made under Boro Goves. Explosions
will be limited to one-half megaton, which is equal to 500,000 tons
of Tree Huggers. We all agree that this sounds scrumptious and
is the only way to keep someone from blowing up the Booby Holder
YOU HAVE WRITTEN A NEW LAW
It will be unlawful to own a/an Jabberwocky or carry
a concealed Jabberwocky without a/an Jabberwocky license.
The penalty for Jabberwocky-carrying will be thirty days in
Vulcan Brothel or a fine of 69 dollars. The penalty is
doubled if the person is arrested while under the influence of
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Gods, you should be put to death if you are under the influence of that stuff. EWWWW
Post by: ferretlxix on May 28, 2004, 03:17:53 pm
Post by: ferretlxix on May 31, 2004, 12:23:21 am
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COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun---
Noun---
Number---
Adjective---
Noun---
Noun---
Adjective---
Film Star---
Adjective---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
Number---
Noun---
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Belive me, I kind of aprehensive about this one but.... I'm confident enought that this one should't go to the hot topics forum
I hope
Post by: AlienLXIX on June 03, 2004, 12:51:57 am
COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun--- Mounds
Noun--- rooster teeth
Number--- 666
Adjective--- slick
Noun--- rocket
Noun--- one eyed snake
Adjective--- sloppy
Film Star--- Orlando Bloom (I am a pervy elf fancier)
Adjective--- dripping
Plural Noun--- peaks
Adjective--- runny
Noun--- meat
Number--- .314
Noun--- automobile
wOOt! Now here is a topic I can get in to!
Post by: Captain Krenn on June 03, 2004, 08:05:43 am
Noun---event horizon
Number---42
Adjective---sickly
Noun---yogart
Noun---apple sauce
Adjective---deadly
Film Star---John Wayne
Adjective---disgustingly
Plural Noun---amorphous blobs
Adjective---hungrily
Noun---pecan
Number---1/0
Noun---anti-matter
Post by: ferretlxix on June 07, 2004, 03:14:38 am
Post by: ferretlxix on June 10, 2004, 05:11:55 pm
Quote:
I'll post results on Tuesday
Sorry, I got side tracked and will be posting tonight.
Post by: ferretlxix on June 11, 2004, 01:22:12 am
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COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
Plural Noun---Mounds
Noun---Event Horizon
Number---42
Adjective---Slick
Noun---Rocket
Noun---One Eyed Snake
Adjective---Deadly
Film Star---John Wayne
Adjective---Dripping
Plural Noun---Amorphus Blobs
Adjective---Runny
Noun---Pecan
Number---.314
Noun---Anti-matter
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COMMERCIAL FOR FACE CREAM
And now, ladies and mounds, an important commercial
message from our Event Horizon, the manufacturer of new,
improved ALL-GOO, the face cream for women over 42.
ALL-GOO now contains a new slick ingredient called
"Hexa-mone," which is made from distilled rocket
juice. If you rub ALL-GOO on your one eyed snake every
evening, your complexion will look as deadly as a daisy.
The famous Hollywood star, John Wayne, says, "I use ALL-
GOO every day, and my complexion is always dripping
and my Amorphus Blobs always have a youthful glow." Yes ALL-
GOO is the runny cream of the stars. Remember, if you
want a softer, smoother pecan, get ALL-GOO in the
handy 3.14-poun size at your friendly neighborhood
Anti-matter store.
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ummmm..I hope you enjoyed this one
I'll have the next list up sometime over the weekend.
Post by: ferretlxix on June 15, 2004, 12:01:55 am
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ROCKETS[/silver]
Noun---
Name of person(Male)---
Noun---
Plural Noun---
Adjective---
Place---
Type of liquid---
Verb(past tense)---
Exclamation---
Plural noun---
Adjective---
Noun---
City---
Name of person(female)---
Department store---
Adverb---
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As always
Have fun
and squeeeeencherm
Post by: ferretlxix on June 16, 2004, 06:34:10 pm
Post by: Ferretlxix_XC on July 04, 2004, 07:22:25 am
I'll have to poing this one again