Post by: NuclearWessels on February 16, 2004, 11:10:23 pm
dave
Post by: Toasty0 on February 16, 2004, 11:45:43 pm
Post by: Corbomite on February 16, 2004, 11:47:52 pm
Post by: NJAntman on February 17, 2004, 06:42:28 pm
Post by: J'inn on February 17, 2004, 09:37:17 pm
Post by: Toasty0 on February 17, 2004, 09:56:08 pm
Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.
Post by: CptCastrin on February 18, 2004, 12:36:19 am
Post by: Taldren_Admin on February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 am
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Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...
Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.
no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?
well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
A mans brain:
Post by: Taldren_Beth on February 18, 2004, 12:50:59 am
Post by: GE-Raven on February 18, 2004, 09:12:23 am
Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school. And as attested below... She is hot!
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Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?
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Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.
It has been nice knowing you all.
GE-Raven
Post by: TheShadow on February 18, 2004, 09:24:37 am
Post by: KRolling on February 18, 2004, 09:30:57 am
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OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does
dave
Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.
<millions of women's voices> We control your horizontal. We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal. </millions of women's voices>
Post by: NuclearWessels on February 18, 2004, 09:37:03 am
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well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
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OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.And I formally deny she has any good reason to
dave
Post by: Taldren_Admin on February 18, 2004, 10:21:39 am
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<millions of women's voices> We control your horizontal. We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal. </millions of women's voices>
LOL!
Post by: NuclearWessels on February 16, 2004, 11:10:23 pm
dave
Post by: Toasty0 on February 16, 2004, 11:45:43 pm
Post by: Corbomite on February 16, 2004, 11:47:52 pm
Post by: NJAntman on February 17, 2004, 06:42:28 pm
Post by: J'inn on February 17, 2004, 09:37:17 pm
Post by: Toasty0 on February 17, 2004, 09:56:08 pm
Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.
Post by: CptCastrin on February 18, 2004, 12:36:19 am
Post by: Taldren_Admin on February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 am
Quote:
Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...
Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.
no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?
well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
A mans brain:
Post by: Taldren_Beth on February 18, 2004, 12:50:59 am
Post by: GE-Raven on February 18, 2004, 09:12:23 am
Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school. And as attested below... She is hot!
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Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?
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Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.
It has been nice knowing you all.
GE-Raven
Post by: TheShadow on February 18, 2004, 09:24:37 am
Post by: KRolling on February 18, 2004, 09:30:57 am
Quote:
OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does
dave
Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.
<millions of women's voices> We control your horizontal. We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal. </millions of women's voices>
Post by: NuclearWessels on February 18, 2004, 09:37:03 am
Quote:
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well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
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OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.And I formally deny she has any good reason to
dave
Post by: Taldren_Admin on February 18, 2004, 10:21:39 am
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<millions of women's voices> We control your horizontal. We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal. </millions of women's voices>
LOL!
Post by: NuclearWessels on February 16, 2004, 11:10:23 pm
dave
Post by: Toasty0 on February 16, 2004, 11:45:43 pm
Post by: Corbomite on February 16, 2004, 11:47:52 pm
Post by: NJAntman on February 17, 2004, 06:42:28 pm
Post by: J'inn on February 17, 2004, 09:37:17 pm
Post by: Toasty0 on February 17, 2004, 09:56:08 pm
Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.
Post by: CptCastrin on February 18, 2004, 12:36:19 am
Post by: Taldren_Admin on February 18, 2004, 12:38:36 am
Quote:
Why do I have this odd feeling that even as we speak Ann, Beth and Erin are busy scouring the Web for a counter proof...
Hold on to your loin clothes men, it's a strong gale that brews over the horizon.
no no no Toasty, I would never waste my time on such a silly thing. A smart woman encourages this fear men have of the complexities that have been attributed to being a women. After all, how fun would it be if all of us set our highest priority on being in control of the remote and whether or not anyone can smell your last fart?
well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
A mans brain:
Post by: Taldren_Beth on February 18, 2004, 12:50:59 am
Post by: GE-Raven on February 18, 2004, 09:12:23 am
Let me first preface the joke with saying I married an Industrial Engineer from my school. And as attested below... She is hot!
----------------------------
Do you know what you get when you cross a female comp sci major with a gorilla?
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.
.
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Don't know, there are some things you can't even get a gorilla to do.
It has been nice knowing you all.
GE-Raven
Post by: TheShadow on February 18, 2004, 09:24:37 am
Post by: KRolling on February 18, 2004, 09:30:57 am
Quote:
OK J'inn, here are the collected pearls of wisdom on dealing with Shopasaurus - beyond of course ensuring that (a) she doesn't read this and (b) doesn't have my address if she does
dave
Notice all of men's "insight" goes completely out the window as soon as he goes into the horizontal position.
<millions of women's voices> We control your horizontal. We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal. </millions of women's voices>
Post by: NuclearWessels on February 18, 2004, 09:37:03 am
Quote:
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well...ok, I had a bit of time on my hands....
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OK, gotta forward those to the Mrs - she'll love em.And I formally deny she has any good reason to
dave
Post by: Taldren_Admin on February 18, 2004, 10:21:39 am
Quote:
<millions of women's voices> We control your horizontal. We soon will control your vertical, or there will be no horizontal. </millions of women's voices>
LOL!