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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm
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Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."
Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)
T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."
Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"
Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"
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Quote:
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
But that would be funny...
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I thought you'd say something like:
"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"
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The French
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Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
-
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...
but don't make a bad, old joke
-
It was better than the French joke
-
The French ARE a joke.
I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*
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Quote:
The French ARE a joke.
I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*
They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!
-
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
-
Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?
Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".
-
Quote:
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
Hell, we saw Ferengi. That was a low point.
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Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!
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Quote:
Quote:
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
Hell, we saw Ferengi. That was a low point.
Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.
-
On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.
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Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!
-
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
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Quote:
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.
-
Quote:
Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.
Knock-out gas device stuns whole crew, salvage ops to strip everything off.
-
Thanks i did miss it was it this year?
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no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.
Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19
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Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.
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Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?
Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"
-
You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!
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Quote:
You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!
If that one comes up, I think I WILL have to stop watching it. It seems everything old is new again. It kinda gets tiring after a while....
-
I think season #2. Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
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Quote:
Quote:
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.
Like they did with Starship Troopers?
-
I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!
-
Quote:
And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.
After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World. Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...
-
Is it that bad i havent played it yet?
-
If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.
The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...
-
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.
-
If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.
-

Nice one, Mate
I am, as ever,
-
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.
Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?
Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.
Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.
Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?
Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?
-
Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."
Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)
T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."
Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"
Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"
-
Quote:
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
But that would be funny...
-
I thought you'd say something like:
"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"
-
The French
-
Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
-
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...
but don't make a bad, old joke
-
It was better than the French joke
-
The French ARE a joke.
I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*
-
Quote:
The French ARE a joke.
I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*
They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!
-
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
-
Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?
Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".
-
Quote:
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
Hell, we saw Ferengi. That was a low point.
-
Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!
-
Quote:
Quote:
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
Hell, we saw Ferengi. That was a low point.
Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.
-
On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.
-
Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!
-
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
-
Quote:
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.
-
Quote:
Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.
Knock-out gas device stuns whole crew, salvage ops to strip everything off.
-
Thanks i did miss it was it this year?
-
no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.
Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19
-
Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.
-
Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?
Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"
-
You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!
-
Quote:
You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!
If that one comes up, I think I WILL have to stop watching it. It seems everything old is new again. It kinda gets tiring after a while....
-
I think season #2. Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
-
Quote:
Quote:
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.
Like they did with Starship Troopers?
-
I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!
-
Quote:
And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.
After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World. Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...
-
Is it that bad i havent played it yet?
-
If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.
The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...
-
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.
-
If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.
-

Nice one, Mate
I am, as ever,
-
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.
Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?
Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.
Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.
Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?
Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?
-
Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."
Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)
T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."
Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair. And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"
Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"
-
Quote:
Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir. It's just gibberish. It's almost as bad as French."
But that would be funny...
-
I thought you'd say something like:
"What? Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"
-
The French
-
Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
-
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...
but don't make a bad, old joke
-
It was better than the French joke
-
The French ARE a joke.
I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*
-
Quote:
The French ARE a joke.
I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay. *shudder*
They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!
-
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
-
Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?
Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".
-
Quote:
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
Hell, we saw Ferengi. That was a low point.
-
Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!
-
Quote:
Quote:
Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"
Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.
Hell, we saw Ferengi. That was a low point.
Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.
-
On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.
-
Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!
-
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
-
Quote:
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.
-
Quote:
Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.
Knock-out gas device stuns whole crew, salvage ops to strip everything off.
-
Thanks i did miss it was it this year?
-
no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.
Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19
-
Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.
-
Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?
Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"
-
You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!
-
Quote:
You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!
If that one comes up, I think I WILL have to stop watching it. It seems everything old is new again. It kinda gets tiring after a while....
-
I think season #2. Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
-
Quote:
Quote:
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.
Like they did with Starship Troopers?
-
I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!
-
Quote:
And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.
After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World. Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...
-
Is it that bad i havent played it yet?
-
If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.
The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...
-
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.
-
If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.
-

Nice one, Mate
I am, as ever,
-
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.
Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?
Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.
Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.
Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?
Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?