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Title: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair.  And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."  

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"





 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: ActiveX on February 18, 2004, 03:57:24 pm
Quote:

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."




But that would be funny...
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Rat_Boy on February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm
I thought you'd say something like:

"What?  Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm
  The French  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: EE on February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm
Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Death_Merchant on February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: TheBigCheese on February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm
It was better than the French joke  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am

The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 12:29:21 pm
Quote:


The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 


They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: The_Joker on February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Dallas on February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm
Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 19, 2004, 02:19:38 pm
Quote:


Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  




Hell, we saw Ferengi.  That was a low point.

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm
 Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:29:51 pm
Quote:

Quote:


Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  




Hell, we saw Ferengi.  That was a low point.

 


Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Dallas on February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm
On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm
 Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 03:13:23 pm
Quote:

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Strafer on February 19, 2004, 03:35:57 pm
Quote:

 Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.  




Knock-out gas device stuns whole crew, salvage ops to strip everything off.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm
 Thanks i did miss it was it this year?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Strafer on February 19, 2004, 05:48:34 pm
no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.  

Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 05:56:12 pm
 Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: TheShadow on February 19, 2004, 06:46:13 pm
 Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?

Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"  
 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 06:48:58 pm
 You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: xerxes on February 19, 2004, 08:42:24 pm
Quote:

 You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!  




If that one comes up, I think I WILL have to stop watching it.  It seems everything old is new again.  It kinda gets tiring after a while....  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am

I think season #2.  Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Sethan on February 20, 2004, 12:47:12 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  




Like they did with Starship Troopers?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm
  I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: hobbesmaster on February 20, 2004, 02:02:03 pm
Quote:

 And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.




After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World.  Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm
  Is it that bad i havent played it yet?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.  

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...


 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: SL-Punisher on February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm
 If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Jaeih t`Radaik on February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am
 

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?
Title: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair.  And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."  

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"





 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: ActiveX on February 18, 2004, 03:57:24 pm
Quote:

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."




But that would be funny...
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Rat_Boy on February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm
I thought you'd say something like:

"What?  Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm
  The French  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: EE on February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm
Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Death_Merchant on February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: TheBigCheese on February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm
It was better than the French joke  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am

The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 12:29:21 pm
Quote:


The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 


They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: The_Joker on February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Dallas on February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm
Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 19, 2004, 02:19:38 pm
Quote:


Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  




Hell, we saw Ferengi.  That was a low point.

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm
 Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:29:51 pm
Quote:

Quote:


Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  




Hell, we saw Ferengi.  That was a low point.

 


Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Dallas on February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm
On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm
 Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 03:13:23 pm
Quote:

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Strafer on February 19, 2004, 03:35:57 pm
Quote:

 Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.  




Knock-out gas device stuns whole crew, salvage ops to strip everything off.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm
 Thanks i did miss it was it this year?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Strafer on February 19, 2004, 05:48:34 pm
no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.  

Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 05:56:12 pm
 Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: TheShadow on February 19, 2004, 06:46:13 pm
 Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?

Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"  
 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 06:48:58 pm
 You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: xerxes on February 19, 2004, 08:42:24 pm
Quote:

 You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!  




If that one comes up, I think I WILL have to stop watching it.  It seems everything old is new again.  It kinda gets tiring after a while....  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am

I think season #2.  Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Sethan on February 20, 2004, 12:47:12 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  




Like they did with Starship Troopers?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm
  I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: hobbesmaster on February 20, 2004, 02:02:03 pm
Quote:

 And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.




After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World.  Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm
  Is it that bad i havent played it yet?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.  

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...


 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: SL-Punisher on February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm
 If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Jaeih t`Radaik on February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am
 

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?
Title: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 18, 2004, 03:52:58 pm

Dr. Phlox: "We Denobulans are a much more open and promiscuous race --you should see what uses we have for this Andorian hampster, for example."

Trip: "Did you know that Vulcan women have a second set of, ah, 'lower' teeth?" (shudders)

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker, please report to my quarters --I have a seven-year itch."

Archer: "Get Dr. Phlox up here --this hemmerhoid burns so bad I can't even sit down in the Captain's chair.  And tell him to get rid of that damned Andorian hampster!"

Malcom: (stroking a photon torpedo) "My preciousss....."

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."  

Mayweather: "On the ship I grew up in we had to go in the 0G-Whiz; our zero-gravity toilet!"





 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: ActiveX on February 18, 2004, 03:57:24 pm
Quote:

Hoshi: "I can't translate this, sir.  It's just gibberish.  It's almost as bad as French."




But that would be funny...
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Rat_Boy on February 18, 2004, 04:02:09 pm
I thought you'd say something like:

"What?  Romulans and Vulcans are identical?"
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 18, 2004, 04:44:34 pm
  The French  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: EE on February 18, 2004, 05:16:47 pm
Hoshi " Hey, Captian EE, I hear your a cunning linguist..."
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Death_Merchant on February 18, 2004, 05:19:04 pm
EE,
Feel free to make a bad joke...
Feel free to make an old joke...

but don't make a bad, old joke  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: TheBigCheese on February 18, 2004, 05:37:04 pm
It was better than the French joke  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 19, 2004, 11:34:18 am

The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 12:29:21 pm
Quote:


The French ARE a joke.  

I'd also do a "Things I Never Want To See on Enterprise" thread but UPN has already shown me one of them when they had Phlox prancing around in the buff in sickbay.   *shudder*

 


They are one of the funniest jokes i know of !!!!!!!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: The_Joker on February 19, 2004, 02:04:30 pm

Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Dallas on February 19, 2004, 02:11:34 pm
Archer - Looking out the viewscreen - "What kind of ship is that"?

Crew member - "The name on the hull says Voyager".

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 19, 2004, 02:19:38 pm
Quote:


Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  




Hell, we saw Ferengi.  That was a low point.

 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:27:29 pm
 Funny you should mention it i said the same thing the other day!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:29:51 pm
Quote:

Quote:


Captain Archer -- "Who the hell are you and what the hell is the Q continuum|?"

Honestly, though, It won't surprise me if we do see this one.  




Hell, we saw Ferengi.  That was a low point.

 


Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Dallas on February 19, 2004, 02:32:07 pm
On a serious note, I would REALLY like to see the Romulan/Earth War done on
the show.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 02:48:30 pm
 Its got my vote as long as theay dont screw it up!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 19, 2004, 02:55:19 pm
Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 03:13:23 pm
Quote:

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Strafer on February 19, 2004, 03:35:57 pm
Quote:

 Witch one had a Ferengi in it? I must have missed that one.  




Knock-out gas device stuns whole crew, salvage ops to strip everything off.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 05:22:20 pm
 Thanks i did miss it was it this year?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Strafer on February 19, 2004, 05:48:34 pm
no, might be S1, but definitely not Expanse related.  

Found it: http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/ENT/episode/123774.html
1x19
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 05:56:12 pm
 Thanks Strafer! That is really nice of you.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: TheShadow on February 19, 2004, 06:46:13 pm
 Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise?

Archer: "We have to get back to Earth now! Prepare to open a trans-warp conduit!"  
 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 19, 2004, 06:48:58 pm
 You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: xerxes on February 19, 2004, 08:42:24 pm
Quote:

 You will have to wait until species 8472 shows up everybody else has!  




If that one comes up, I think I WILL have to stop watching it.  It seems everything old is new again.  It kinda gets tiring after a while....  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 20, 2004, 08:30:26 am

I think season #2.  Most viewers have blocked it out of their memory.
 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Sethan on February 20, 2004, 12:47:12 pm
Quote:

Quote:

Man/Kzin Wars would be cool, too.  



 That would be too much to ask for. But i keep praying sombody is going to do it at the movies and do a good job at it.  




Like they did with Starship Troopers?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 01:43:49 pm
  I admit i was disappointed in Starship Troopers Leaving out the powered armor was a big mistake! And i really hope they do a Ring World movie. They mess that up and ill make some powered armor & go looking for some Hollywood geek!!  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: hobbesmaster on February 20, 2004, 02:02:03 pm
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 And i really hope they do a Ring World movie.




After playing Halo, I wouldn't want to see what Hollywood would do to Ring World.  Bungee's slaughtering was bad enough...  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 02:51:51 pm
  Is it that bad i havent played it yet?  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Scott Allen Abfalter on February 20, 2004, 04:09:37 pm

If it were that bad it would not be the #1 bestselling XBOX game month after month.  

The game is good but if someone is a Ringworld/Niven purist they might get bent out of shape that someone else dared to do something different with a ringworld...


 
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: SL-Punisher on February 20, 2004, 04:41:50 pm
The same elements that make a good game or a good novel don't always make a good movie.
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Ravok on February 20, 2004, 05:29:14 pm
 If they approached it like Lord of the Rings i think they could do it.  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: Jaeih t`Radaik on February 22, 2004, 11:57:49 am
 

Nice one, Mate

I am, as ever,  
Title: Re: Things I Never Want To Hear Spoken On ST: Enterprise
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 23, 2004, 07:57:14 am
Hoshi: Captain, I finally translated that new message we just received from that alien craft. The translation isn't perfect, but here is what I have on it.

Archer: Just tell me what it is without crying?

Hoshi: It appears they call themselves the Kzin. I believe they are a feline type of race. They would like to send a delegation over to eat with us.

Archer: A feline race? Wow, no threat there. Tucker, we have guests coming over. Meet them at the air lock. Should be fun.

Tucker: Should I have an armed escort just in case?

Archer: Tucker relax. they are a feline race. What could go wrong?