Post by: TB613 on March 13, 2004, 11:02:11 am
She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father".
He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children".
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids".
She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee".
He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
Post by: ActiveX on March 13, 2004, 11:04:05 am
Post by: Interloper on March 13, 2004, 01:33:08 pm
Quote:
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Augusta, GA one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge getting ready (fixin) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father".
He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children".
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids".
She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee".
He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
WHO IS Robert E. Lee
J/K
Post by: Clark Kent on March 13, 2004, 03:15:00 pm
Quote:
WHO IS Robert E. Lee
The Robert E. Lee is a bright Orange car with a Flag painted on the top, doors welded shut and who's horn plays Dixie everytime it does an insanely large and dangerously jump (which it does quite often).
Post by: Interloper on March 13, 2004, 08:38:47 pm
Post by: Clark Kent on March 13, 2004, 08:59:16 pm
Quote:
Oooohhh is his brother Knight Rider ?
I believe they're related, if only distantly so...
Post by: J. Carney on March 14, 2004, 12:54:44 am
Quote:
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
My kinda girl.
Post by: Interloper on March 14, 2004, 12:10:37 pm
Post by: Tus on March 14, 2004, 01:35:06 pm
Post by: Clark Kent on March 14, 2004, 02:24:52 pm
while many people do not know this, there are other facts to be known about this grand metallic figure in our history.
Fort Lee, just outside Petersburg VA. was named after this formidable car.
Also named after the vehicle was a VA resident, named General Robert E. Lee, who eventually entered military service in order to make better use of his first name- General. He graduated high in his class and served with distinction in the war with Mexico as Lieutenant General Robert E. Lee. By the time the Civil war occurred, he had been promoted and was General General Rbert E. Lee, and served as once of the South's most decotrated and successful officers. At the end of the war he was of but a handful of men from the south that was able to accept the fact that the war was over and surrenderred to Ullysses S. Grant (named after the various types of loans and subsidies that are given to people for various reasons, i.e. College Grants). To this Day General General Robert E. Lee is considered one of the most civilized and progressive southerners in history for his feats in understanding that the war was and is over.
CK
Post by: Interloper on March 14, 2004, 08:51:36 pm
Quote:
what makes you so sure there would be a noticible fork in the family tree
Kinda like an intertwineing branch?
Post by: TB613 on March 13, 2004, 11:02:11 am
She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father".
He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children".
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids".
She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee".
He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
Post by: ActiveX on March 13, 2004, 11:04:05 am
Post by: Interloper on March 13, 2004, 01:33:08 pm
Quote:
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Augusta, GA one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge getting ready (fixin) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father".
He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children".
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids".
She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee".
He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
WHO IS Robert E. Lee
J/K
Post by: Clark Kent on March 13, 2004, 03:15:00 pm
Quote:
WHO IS Robert E. Lee
The Robert E. Lee is a bright Orange car with a Flag painted on the top, doors welded shut and who's horn plays Dixie everytime it does an insanely large and dangerously jump (which it does quite often).
Post by: Interloper on March 13, 2004, 08:38:47 pm
Post by: Clark Kent on March 13, 2004, 08:59:16 pm
Quote:
Oooohhh is his brother Knight Rider ?
I believe they're related, if only distantly so...
Post by: J. Carney on March 14, 2004, 12:54:44 am
Quote:
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
My kinda girl.
Post by: Interloper on March 14, 2004, 12:10:37 pm
Post by: Tus on March 14, 2004, 01:35:06 pm
Post by: Clark Kent on March 14, 2004, 02:24:52 pm
while many people do not know this, there are other facts to be known about this grand metallic figure in our history.
Fort Lee, just outside Petersburg VA. was named after this formidable car.
Also named after the vehicle was a VA resident, named General Robert E. Lee, who eventually entered military service in order to make better use of his first name- General. He graduated high in his class and served with distinction in the war with Mexico as Lieutenant General Robert E. Lee. By the time the Civil war occurred, he had been promoted and was General General Rbert E. Lee, and served as once of the South's most decotrated and successful officers. At the end of the war he was of but a handful of men from the south that was able to accept the fact that the war was over and surrenderred to Ullysses S. Grant (named after the various types of loans and subsidies that are given to people for various reasons, i.e. College Grants). To this Day General General Robert E. Lee is considered one of the most civilized and progressive southerners in history for his feats in understanding that the war was and is over.
CK
Post by: Interloper on March 14, 2004, 08:51:36 pm
Quote:
what makes you so sure there would be a noticible fork in the family tree
Kinda like an intertwineing branch?
Post by: TB613 on March 13, 2004, 11:02:11 am
She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father".
He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children".
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids".
She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee".
He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
Post by: ActiveX on March 13, 2004, 11:04:05 am
Post by: Interloper on March 13, 2004, 01:33:08 pm
Quote:
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Augusta, GA one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man standing near the edge of the bridge getting ready (fixin) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your Mother and Father".
He replied, "My Mom and Dad are both dead, I'm gonna jump".
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children".
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids".
She said, " Well, then think of Robert E. Lee".
He replied, " Who is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
WHO IS Robert E. Lee
J/K
Post by: Clark Kent on March 13, 2004, 03:15:00 pm
Quote:
WHO IS Robert E. Lee
The Robert E. Lee is a bright Orange car with a Flag painted on the top, doors welded shut and who's horn plays Dixie everytime it does an insanely large and dangerously jump (which it does quite often).
Post by: Interloper on March 13, 2004, 08:38:47 pm
Post by: Clark Kent on March 13, 2004, 08:59:16 pm
Quote:
Oooohhh is his brother Knight Rider ?
I believe they're related, if only distantly so...
Post by: J. Carney on March 14, 2004, 12:54:44 am
Quote:
She replied, "Well just go on and jump, you yankee dumb ass!"
My kinda girl.
Post by: Interloper on March 14, 2004, 12:10:37 pm
Post by: Tus on March 14, 2004, 01:35:06 pm
Post by: Clark Kent on March 14, 2004, 02:24:52 pm
while many people do not know this, there are other facts to be known about this grand metallic figure in our history.
Fort Lee, just outside Petersburg VA. was named after this formidable car.
Also named after the vehicle was a VA resident, named General Robert E. Lee, who eventually entered military service in order to make better use of his first name- General. He graduated high in his class and served with distinction in the war with Mexico as Lieutenant General Robert E. Lee. By the time the Civil war occurred, he had been promoted and was General General Rbert E. Lee, and served as once of the South's most decotrated and successful officers. At the end of the war he was of but a handful of men from the south that was able to accept the fact that the war was over and surrenderred to Ullysses S. Grant (named after the various types of loans and subsidies that are given to people for various reasons, i.e. College Grants). To this Day General General Robert E. Lee is considered one of the most civilized and progressive southerners in history for his feats in understanding that the war was and is over.
CK
Post by: Interloper on March 14, 2004, 08:51:36 pm
Quote:
what makes you so sure there would be a noticible fork in the family tree
Kinda like an intertwineing branch?