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Title: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Khalee on March 24, 2004, 04:31:35 am: WELL doya? It a simple question geez.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: TheBigCheese on March 24, 2004, 05:32:21 am: up to no good I'll warrant
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 24, 2004, 05:38:58 am: Clawing at the door, trying to get in..but, then, it's not my cat, I have never brought one into the house..it is taken care of by my wife...I just pay the bills

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Kmelew on March 24, 2004, 08:07:28 am: Cuddled up under my desk next to the heating vent (though its Spring, its still cold here in NJ!)
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: DreadlordGW on March 24, 2004, 08:41:44 am: At 4:30am? Laying on me curled up in a little purrball sleeping
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Interloper on March 24, 2004, 11:21:50 am: Bouncing off the wall, I don't own a cat j/k
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 24, 2004, 06:31:46 pm: Plotting I imagine. Evil things. Vile things.

either that or coughing up hairballs.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: MarianoDT on March 24, 2004, 07:33:35 pm: I´m not sure, but he is up to something........
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: James_Smith on March 24, 2004, 09:48:11 pm: I'm sure mine is plotting something as well...I guess I'll find out what it is when I go home at the end of this week.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Sirgod on March 24, 2004, 09:50:41 pm: I'm not sure I understand this thread. Don't you know that J'inn owns us all.

Stephen
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: ferretlxix on March 25, 2004, 12:47:14 am: The cat is probably watching This trailer with the rest in the kitty litter box
And everyone didn't think that the movie Lyrans vs Marik was awful....ugggg
well hopefully the trailer is just suprising us.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Matsukasi on March 25, 2004, 03:53:03 am: 3:45 A.M. Central

Agent Max appears to be cleaning his coat ... most likely removing blood evidence of some horrific crime.

Agent Gabby refuses to remove herself from the top of my head, even as I type this. Judging from the slow healing of my nearly severed left index finger, I doubt that I am quite ready for another attempt to remove her. I can only pray for one of three things....

1. Catastrophic earthquake pitching her off my head before she can extend her claws into my brain matter.
2. My wife waking up and coming in to distract her long enough for me to stop, drop, and roll my way to safety.
3. Mercy.

I live in tectonic-deficient North Texas..... my wife is snoring quite loudly ..... and Gabby ... well...

I'm screwed.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Skawpya on March 25, 2004, 06:40:23 am: 420am
Agent Knocks Things Over. here sir. I am busy trying to tear open this matress to get at the hidden records inside.
Agent Lump here sir. I am busy hiding from the second intruder in my new domain, first intruder is not cooperating in driving second intruder off. HELP!!!!!
Agent Bones. Go away wanna sleep and get the clean clothes covered in my fur. YAWN!
Agent Baby. *bump* trying to figure out where this wall leads sir, I know these strange biped have my eyes hidden here somewhere(ooc note this kitty was born blind)
Agent Lucy. Waiting for second intruder to wake up from under me to let me escape to give a fully detailed report.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: 762 on March 25, 2004, 02:20:34 pm: Probably p00ping in some hidden spot in my apartment.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: ActiveX on March 25, 2004, 04:29:37 pm: J'inn is taking over the world...why?
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Barabbas on March 26, 2004, 07:04:20 pm: Why, they're up on the roof, of course.

Where else would they be?!? Sheesh!
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Alidar Jarok on March 27, 2004, 01:08:16 pm: I don't know, I haven't seen my cat since I told her,"there's more than one way to skin a cat"
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 27, 2004, 01:26:17 pm: When I was stationed in Utah, my wife had a Maine Coone cat, that loved the roof...his idea of fun was to wait for a bird, surprise it and catch n mid-air...crushing it on the ground...at 19 pounds, that's quite a crush...

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 27, 2004, 10:44:13 pm: Esp if your under said cat when it impacts. Well not a bad situation for the cat...for you on the other hand
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 28, 2004, 06:53:56 am: I have some old photos of it, if I can find and scan them (it was 22 years ago)...he used to line them up in order on the front porch..birds, mice, the anything else he captured...my job (tho' not my cat) was body removal..glad we lived in a semi-rural area then

And yes, he would take out the Utah state bird, the seagull

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: James_Smith on March 29, 2004, 02:18:11 am: We once had a cat that did something similar to that.

Anyway, at 4.30 this morning, our current cat decided that my room was definitely the place to be as it has all the hot-water pipes for the bathroom running under it. Quite why she felt the need to wake me up and tell me about it is beyond me at this point, but I hope that one day I'll come close to understanding the feline thought process...
Title: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Khalee on March 24, 2004, 04:31:35 am: WELL doya? It a simple question geez.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: TheBigCheese on March 24, 2004, 05:32:21 am: up to no good I'll warrant
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 24, 2004, 05:38:58 am: Clawing at the door, trying to get in..but, then, it's not my cat, I have never brought one into the house..it is taken care of by my wife...I just pay the bills

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Kmelew on March 24, 2004, 08:07:28 am: Cuddled up under my desk next to the heating vent (though its Spring, its still cold here in NJ!)
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: DreadlordGW on March 24, 2004, 08:41:44 am: At 4:30am? Laying on me curled up in a little purrball sleeping
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Interloper on March 24, 2004, 11:21:50 am: Bouncing off the wall, I don't own a cat j/k
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 24, 2004, 06:31:46 pm: Plotting I imagine. Evil things. Vile things.

either that or coughing up hairballs.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: MarianoDT on March 24, 2004, 07:33:35 pm: I´m not sure, but he is up to something........
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: James_Smith on March 24, 2004, 09:48:11 pm: I'm sure mine is plotting something as well...I guess I'll find out what it is when I go home at the end of this week.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Sirgod on March 24, 2004, 09:50:41 pm: I'm not sure I understand this thread. Don't you know that J'inn owns us all.

Stephen
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: ferretlxix on March 25, 2004, 12:47:14 am: The cat is probably watching This trailer with the rest in the kitty litter box
And everyone didn't think that the movie Lyrans vs Marik was awful....ugggg
well hopefully the trailer is just suprising us.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Matsukasi on March 25, 2004, 03:53:03 am: 3:45 A.M. Central

Agent Max appears to be cleaning his coat ... most likely removing blood evidence of some horrific crime.

Agent Gabby refuses to remove herself from the top of my head, even as I type this. Judging from the slow healing of my nearly severed left index finger, I doubt that I am quite ready for another attempt to remove her. I can only pray for one of three things....

1. Catastrophic earthquake pitching her off my head before she can extend her claws into my brain matter.
2. My wife waking up and coming in to distract her long enough for me to stop, drop, and roll my way to safety.
3. Mercy.

I live in tectonic-deficient North Texas..... my wife is snoring quite loudly ..... and Gabby ... well...

I'm screwed.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Skawpya on March 25, 2004, 06:40:23 am: 420am
Agent Knocks Things Over. here sir. I am busy trying to tear open this matress to get at the hidden records inside.
Agent Lump here sir. I am busy hiding from the second intruder in my new domain, first intruder is not cooperating in driving second intruder off. HELP!!!!!
Agent Bones. Go away wanna sleep and get the clean clothes covered in my fur. YAWN!
Agent Baby. *bump* trying to figure out where this wall leads sir, I know these strange biped have my eyes hidden here somewhere(ooc note this kitty was born blind)
Agent Lucy. Waiting for second intruder to wake up from under me to let me escape to give a fully detailed report.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: 762 on March 25, 2004, 02:20:34 pm: Probably p00ping in some hidden spot in my apartment.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: ActiveX on March 25, 2004, 04:29:37 pm: J'inn is taking over the world...why?
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Barabbas on March 26, 2004, 07:04:20 pm: Why, they're up on the roof, of course.

Where else would they be?!? Sheesh!
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Alidar Jarok on March 27, 2004, 01:08:16 pm: I don't know, I haven't seen my cat since I told her,"there's more than one way to skin a cat"
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 27, 2004, 01:26:17 pm: When I was stationed in Utah, my wife had a Maine Coone cat, that loved the roof...his idea of fun was to wait for a bird, surprise it and catch n mid-air...crushing it on the ground...at 19 pounds, that's quite a crush...

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 27, 2004, 10:44:13 pm: Esp if your under said cat when it impacts. Well not a bad situation for the cat...for you on the other hand
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 28, 2004, 06:53:56 am: I have some old photos of it, if I can find and scan them (it was 22 years ago)...he used to line them up in order on the front porch..birds, mice, the anything else he captured...my job (tho' not my cat) was body removal..glad we lived in a semi-rural area then

And yes, he would take out the Utah state bird, the seagull

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: James_Smith on March 29, 2004, 02:18:11 am: We once had a cat that did something similar to that.

Anyway, at 4.30 this morning, our current cat decided that my room was definitely the place to be as it has all the hot-water pipes for the bathroom running under it. Quite why she felt the need to wake me up and tell me about it is beyond me at this point, but I hope that one day I'll come close to understanding the feline thought process...
Title: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Khalee on March 24, 2004, 04:31:35 am: WELL doya? It a simple question geez.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: TheBigCheese on March 24, 2004, 05:32:21 am: up to no good I'll warrant
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 24, 2004, 05:38:58 am: Clawing at the door, trying to get in..but, then, it's not my cat, I have never brought one into the house..it is taken care of by my wife...I just pay the bills

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Kmelew on March 24, 2004, 08:07:28 am: Cuddled up under my desk next to the heating vent (though its Spring, its still cold here in NJ!)
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: DreadlordGW on March 24, 2004, 08:41:44 am: At 4:30am? Laying on me curled up in a little purrball sleeping
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Interloper on March 24, 2004, 11:21:50 am: Bouncing off the wall, I don't own a cat j/k
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 24, 2004, 06:31:46 pm: Plotting I imagine. Evil things. Vile things.

either that or coughing up hairballs.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: MarianoDT on March 24, 2004, 07:33:35 pm: I´m not sure, but he is up to something........
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: James_Smith on March 24, 2004, 09:48:11 pm: I'm sure mine is plotting something as well...I guess I'll find out what it is when I go home at the end of this week.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Sirgod on March 24, 2004, 09:50:41 pm: I'm not sure I understand this thread. Don't you know that J'inn owns us all.

Stephen
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: ferretlxix on March 25, 2004, 12:47:14 am: The cat is probably watching This trailer with the rest in the kitty litter box
And everyone didn't think that the movie Lyrans vs Marik was awful....ugggg
well hopefully the trailer is just suprising us.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Matsukasi on March 25, 2004, 03:53:03 am: 3:45 A.M. Central

Agent Max appears to be cleaning his coat ... most likely removing blood evidence of some horrific crime.

Agent Gabby refuses to remove herself from the top of my head, even as I type this. Judging from the slow healing of my nearly severed left index finger, I doubt that I am quite ready for another attempt to remove her. I can only pray for one of three things....

1. Catastrophic earthquake pitching her off my head before she can extend her claws into my brain matter.
2. My wife waking up and coming in to distract her long enough for me to stop, drop, and roll my way to safety.
3. Mercy.

I live in tectonic-deficient North Texas..... my wife is snoring quite loudly ..... and Gabby ... well...

I'm screwed.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Skawpya on March 25, 2004, 06:40:23 am: 420am
Agent Knocks Things Over. here sir. I am busy trying to tear open this matress to get at the hidden records inside.
Agent Lump here sir. I am busy hiding from the second intruder in my new domain, first intruder is not cooperating in driving second intruder off. HELP!!!!!
Agent Bones. Go away wanna sleep and get the clean clothes covered in my fur. YAWN!
Agent Baby. *bump* trying to figure out where this wall leads sir, I know these strange biped have my eyes hidden here somewhere(ooc note this kitty was born blind)
Agent Lucy. Waiting for second intruder to wake up from under me to let me escape to give a fully detailed report.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: 762 on March 25, 2004, 02:20:34 pm: Probably p00ping in some hidden spot in my apartment.
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: ActiveX on March 25, 2004, 04:29:37 pm: J'inn is taking over the world...why?
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Barabbas on March 26, 2004, 07:04:20 pm: Why, they're up on the roof, of course.

Where else would they be?!? Sheesh!
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Alidar Jarok on March 27, 2004, 01:08:16 pm: I don't know, I haven't seen my cat since I told her,"there's more than one way to skin a cat"
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 27, 2004, 01:26:17 pm: When I was stationed in Utah, my wife had a Maine Coone cat, that loved the roof...his idea of fun was to wait for a bird, surprise it and catch n mid-air...crushing it on the ground...at 19 pounds, that's quite a crush...

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 27, 2004, 10:44:13 pm: Esp if your under said cat when it impacts. Well not a bad situation for the cat...for you on the other hand
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: Capt. Mike on March 28, 2004, 06:53:56 am: I have some old photos of it, if I can find and scan them (it was 22 years ago)...he used to line them up in order on the front porch..birds, mice, the anything else he captured...my job (tho' not my cat) was body removal..glad we lived in a semi-rural area then

And yes, he would take out the Utah state bird, the seagull

Mike
Title: Re: Its 4:30 In the morning do you know where your cat is?
Post by: James_Smith on March 29, 2004, 02:18:11 am: We once had a cat that did something similar to that.

Anyway, at 4.30 this morning, our current cat decided that my room was definitely the place to be as it has all the hot-water pipes for the bathroom running under it. Quite why she felt the need to wake me up and tell me about it is beyond me at this point, but I hope that one day I'll come close to understanding the feline thought process...