Post by: SL-Punisher on March 31, 2004, 08:38:40 pm
Only rules are obvious?.don?t insult the guy you?re trying to assign a motto to  Religious beliefs are out of bounds. You can?t assign a motto to yourself.
(Do keep in mind this is all in good fun) 
Erik Bethke:
?And so the great Bethke created Starfleet Command, and it was good.
But the universe was imperfect and so the all wise and powerful Bethke released onto the universe a patch which would make things right. He said onto them: Fear not for the patch shall be released on the 6th day.
On the seventh day he ate dirt.
The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?
Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?
Dash Jones:
?See attached binder for complete motto?
Sethan:
?If I don?t know it, than it doesn?t exist? 
Musashi:
?Don?t piss me off or I?ll write your name on a punching bag and give it a roundhouse?or maybe I?ll find out where you live and beat you to death with your own shoes!?
Toasty:
"I never met a four legged animal I didn't like"
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 08:52:08 pm
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Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?
LOL, I love It.
Ok here we Go.
SL-Punisher
"I make better games then the Bacon Game or Sethans Beard Game."
Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
762
"Not only am I good calibre, I'll buy the next round"
ToastyO
"two million Employess at Microsoft can't be wrong"
Jauldox, jealduex, Whatever...
"Bet you can't find me"
J'inn
"I'll never be a secret Santa with SR around"
Sethan
"Logic is the End of Wisdom, and wisdom is the end of Logic. Hang on while I link the known works of Rene Decarte, And Kant. "
Dash Jones
" I can't believe people still think I'm a Minor MUAHAHAHAHA"
Dave Ferrel
"Look, I no longer work for Taldren, Alright one more Patch."
Nannerslug
"Don't make me Punkbuster that Magic Photon again"
Atrahasis
"I never met a Poster I wasn't superior too."
Ann (taldren_Admin)
" you want It when?"
Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke
Stephen
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 08:57:02 pm
Stormbringer: "Dictionary? Who needs a dictionary to talk to these bloviaters?"
Post by: Taldren_Beth on March 31, 2004, 08:57:06 pm
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Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 09:38:00 pm
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on March 31, 2004, 10:39:11 pm
Just checking my latin here....
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 10:45:58 pm
ergo : (adv.) accordingly, then, therefore
rectum : virtue, right ... or as JMM would use this phrase .... rectum = just plain "rectum"
I made it up .... I'm a lot better at Pig Latin
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 10:52:46 pm
" great at Pig Latin, one wirey ,mean Son of a gun, Wears a Bra."
Stephen
Post by: Dallas on March 31, 2004, 10:56:26 pm
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JMM : "copiosus ergo rectum!"
JMM has a big butt???
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 11:01:53 pm
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 11:07:11 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 11:14:11 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Well, THIS Okie is pretty safe wrt whatever you just said. I'm worried about you, though.
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 11:19:53 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Well, THIS Okie is pretty safe wrt whatever you just said. I'm worried about you, though.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 10:33:07 am
SL-Punisher
"I said I don't like SPAM! BLAM-BLAM!!! Heh-- that should take care of that... bloody Vikings!"
AdmiralFrey_XC
"It is I, Admiral Frey, from the Starbase of XenoCorp. Captain of the Odin, defeater of the Romulans, Admiral of all XenoCorp!"
Sirgod
"Isn't it awfully nice to have w00tage, isn't it frightfully good to be a mod..."
Erik Bethke
"One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling... gets people to close to the ground and I have an aversion to dirt now! And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'where's my damn patch.'"
762
"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"
JMM
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
J'inn
"Captain J'inn the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Fluf, who had nearly fought the Sunglider of Hydrax, who had nearly stood up to a vicious squirrel from Klinzhai, and who had personally hurled himself into a large rock at the sight of the Bird of Bethke."
Toasty
"We are now... no longer the Mods Who Say 'Ban!' We are now the Mods Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoo-moo-groo-foo-poo-dirt!'"
TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."
Musashi
"Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You liberal trolls! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll flame your ears off!"
Sethan
"Let us turn to the Holy Book of Taldren Weapons and Armaments, Chapter 3: Federation, verses nine to twenty-one: It came to pass that Bethke did cast his gaze upon the photon of Antioch and declared it lacking. And Bethke raised the photon up on high, saying, 'O Taldren, bless this Thy Holy Photon that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine plasma and disruptor enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy...'"
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 10:37:09 am
Stephen
Post by: Sethan on April 01, 2004, 10:42:10 am
Post by: Maxillius on April 01, 2004, 10:48:09 am
Kroma: "Hey big boy, come and get your BF right here"
Hexx: "I'm the Lyran Emperor! All hail... OW! hey, stop that! hey that hurts!! MOMMYYYYYYyyyyy....."
Dizzy: (you all knew this was coming) "STFU!!!"
Sethan: Everything you ever wanted to know in 12000 posts or less
Post by: TheShadow on April 01, 2004, 10:54:53 am
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The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?
Posted by Hstaphath_XC:
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TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."
**sniff** **sniff** I can feel the love in this thread!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:50:08 am
Kortez
"OH! Oh! I'm terribly sorry! This is abuse! Aha! No, you want 'cool and refreshing,' next door... stupid git!"
Dallas
"Well, on second thought, let's not go to Taldren. It is a silly place..."
Bearslayer
"Listen, lad. I've built this Star Empire up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was nebula. The old SFB'ers said I was daft to build a starbase in a nebula, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the nebula. So, I built a second one. That sank into the nebula. So I built a third one. That one exploded, swirled around, then sank into the nebula. But the fourth one stayed put. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest starbase in this here sector!"
Maxillius (with a name like this, you just KNEW you were going to get this, right?)
"I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common wabble! Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my vewy gweat Womulan fwiend on the fowum... Biggus... Dickus? He has a wife, you know. She's called, Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."
Kroma
"From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta.' It's my right as a Gorn. And--and I want to be a star in the ballet."
KRolling
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all members of the Federation, cut off in this starbase with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome starship captains. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here..."
Jualdeaux
"I never wanted to be a Moderator in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!"
Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."
Rat Boy
"Stop that! [boom] Look on! Clear off! Go on! Go away! Go away! Go away! And you! Clear off! [sniff] Hah. Bloody weather!"
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:52:50 am
Stephen
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 11:56:06 am
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Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."
Black 9 is off!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 03:36:36 pm
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Black 9 is off!
Right!
Hmmm... no more mottos posted, though. I hope I didn't kill the thread with my posts.
Just to be fair, by the way, I'll throw this one out as well:
Hstaphath
"On the frozen Klingon moon of Rura Penthe during the forum blackout of 3/25/04, the Taldrenites were forced to eat XenoCorp's bard, Hstaphath... and there was much rejoicing. Yay!"
Post by: Taldren_Admin on April 01, 2004, 03:40:05 pm
The motto was funny!
wish I had the brain space to think up some too.
Ann
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 03:48:10 pm
"running Good old fashioned 16 color Graphics while Posting Monty Python Scenarios. Oh By the way, I'm not a poofter."
stephen
Post by: Khalee on April 01, 2004, 03:54:56 pm
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 03:59:34 pm
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**SNIFF SNIFF** I keep geting forgoten in all these things. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I feel so unloved by this forum
I could have sworn I came up with something for you last night, but here You go Bro.
Khalee
'what's up with holidays anyway, how come there's not a Khalee day or something."
Stephen
Post by: SPQR Renegade001 on April 01, 2004, 04:00:08 pm
Post by: Taldren_Admin on April 01, 2004, 04:03:59 pm
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Sethan: No, that's not a zip code, that's my post count.
AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAA THat's Funny!
Post by: Tremok on April 01, 2004, 04:09:12 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 04:48:34 pm
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... Oh By the way, I'm not a poofter."
First Bruce: Right you are mate, Crack tubes!
Second Bruce: I'd like to remind everyone that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Second Bruce: And that goes especially double for trolls!
Everybruce: Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, we love you Amen!
Third Bruce: Right, I just want to remind you of the Taldren Forum rules: Rule One!
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the forum is to maltreat the n00bs in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, in "Hot Topics" especially, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking! Rule Five,
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
First Bruce: This here's the whine and flame, the emblems of our land. You can yell 'em durin' a game, but canna' hold 'em in your hand.
Everybruce: Amen!
(Singing)
EnglishMan was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Stormbringer, Stormbringer was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
Nannerslug could out chug-a-lug Jinxx and Toasty0.
And Bearslayer was a game-on player who was just as sloshed as Shadow.
There's nothin' 762 couldn't teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Bethke, himself, was permanently fritz'd.
And our EE, along with Khalee, after half a pint of synthy loved to sing Weeeeeeeeeee!
Admiral Frey, could stick it away, Denebrian whiskey every day!
Musashi, Musashi was a bugger for the sake,
And SL-Pun was fond of Rom ale.
And Hstaphath gave a drunken toast:
"I drink, therefore I post!"
Yes, Sethan with the beard was particularly blitzed...
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 04:51:32 pm
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Sethan: Look at the stupid politican pledge allegiance to the flag with his right hand.
And his suits are tailored backwards too!
Post by: Tremok on April 01, 2004, 04:54:43 pm
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 01, 2004, 04:58:17 pm
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**SNIFF SNIFF** I keep geting forgoten in all these things. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I feel so unloved by this forum
"When life hurls anvils, just open up your tiny umbrella"
Post by: Sethan on April 01, 2004, 05:11:48 pm
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Sethan: Look at the stupid politican pledge allegiance to the flag with his right hand.
D'oh! Am I never going to live that down?
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 05:17:06 pm
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 05:18:49 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 06:55:46 pm
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I Glenloveit!
Hehe... well, you just KNEW I would have to have you featuring prominently in the song, right?
If this is alright as is, I'm going to add it to the XC And Now For Something Completely Different parody.
Post by: TheShadow on April 01, 2004, 06:57:19 pm
Youre never too young to learn the uses of a lawnmower.
SL-Punisher:
Im not a conservative, but I play one online.
Kortez:
I think for myself. I could be wrong about that though.
Kroma:
Do you have that tutu in a size 3?
Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 07:09:26 pm
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Sirgod:
Youre never too young to learn the uses of a lawnmower.
SL-Punisher:
Im not a conservative, but I play one online.
Kortez:
I think for myself. I could be wrong about that though.
Kroma:
Do you have that tutu in a size 3?
Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Good ones, Will.
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:21:26 pm
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!
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Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro. Stephen
Thanks Stephen, I'm pretty sure you won't mind me writing you into the full version of the skit as the "new Bruce" that signs on to mod at the forum, right?
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:29:05 pm
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!Quote:
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro. Stephen
Thanks Stephen, I'm pretty sure you won't mind me writing you into the full version of the skit as the "new Bruce" that signs on to mod at the forum, right?
No Problem at all Bro, Like always I'm honored to mentioned in Our XC stuff.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:35:18 pm
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Black 9 isn't off, just resting.
It's just pining for release! You stunned it, is all. X-box games stun easily, major.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:42:15 pm
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No Problem at all Bro, Like always I'm honored to mentioned in Our XC stuff.
Excellent, I'll let you know when it is up!
Max Powers made a request regarding the Bard's Corner, so I'll go ahead and make this part of the update already in progress.
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:45:54 pm
Stephen
Post by: TheShadow on April 02, 2004, 12:15:51 am
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!
**takes a bow**
Post by: nexa1 on April 02, 2004, 05:50:57 pm
This thread kicks butt!!!
Post by: nexa1 on April 02, 2004, 06:19:25 pm
You know just by looking at Sethan's post count I've come to the conclusion of 2 things:
1) Hey has premade macros set up for daily replies
or
2) He has the brain power of NY state and arms of steel from all of the typing. (caution: do not arm wrestle him)
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 02, 2004, 06:27:31 pm
Post by: Interloper on April 02, 2004, 07:17:49 pm
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It could also be from something else ... lol
Does he wear glasses?
J/K
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Post by: Sethan on April 03, 2004, 12:58:34 am
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Oh good grief. I am really out of it today. I just now got that whole line of joke
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 03, 2004, 01:18:28 am
Post by: Sirgod on April 03, 2004, 09:52:11 am
Stephen
Post by: Capt_Spade on April 03, 2004, 01:50:51 pm
Visual representation of me after finishing this thread-------->
There is no graemlins of one running to the bathroom afterwards so u have to use your imagination on that one.
I really don?t know anyone here that well to give an appropriate response, sorry.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 03, 2004, 09:59:49 pm
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Sounds Great James, Looking forward to It. Stephen
Leaping Lyrans, Batman-- I just realized something MAJOR that was missed in the last Bard's Corner Update!
Toasty0 had requested that I somehow organize and post the thread were it was announced Sirgod had became a moderator. Many of us did several funny bits about our new "mod of w00t" and I figured I would put it together like how I did the SFCIII: Wrath of Moo thread.
My AOHell dial-up locks up whenever I try to use the Taldren search function, can anyone find and post a link to this thread for me?
Thanks and salutations!!!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 03, 2004, 10:06:46 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
Post by: Ravok on April 03, 2004, 10:10:22 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
I have been thinking about putting GOT MILK on mine.Just to mess with people.
Post by: Toasty0 on April 03, 2004, 10:35:30 pm
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Sounds Great James, Looking forward to It. Stephen
Leaping Lyrans, Batman-- I just realized something MAJOR that was missed in the last Bard's Corner Update!
Toasty0 had requested that I somehow organize and post the thread were it was announced Sirgod had became a moderator. Many of us did several funny bits about our new "mod of w00t" and I figured I would put it together like how I did the SFCIII: Wrath of Moo thread.
My AOHell dial-up locks up whenever I try to use the Taldren search function, can anyone find and post a link to this thread for me?
Thanks and salutations!!!
here's a link to the thread.
http://forums.taldren.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB15&Number=191165&Forum=All_Forums&Words=New%20Moderator&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=188207&Search=true#Post191165
Post by: Sirgod on April 03, 2004, 11:15:48 pm
Dang ToastyO, do you keep a personal log of every Thread Posted. Great work finding that.
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 03, 2004, 11:22:30 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 04, 2004, 12:50:11 am
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Man Hstaphath you are making me laugh my a$$ off...
LOL!!! Thanks, I do my best to entertain.
So, on that note, here are a few more:
Sethan
"Here it is, another year in the age of cyber and my bearded manly man body is STILL pumped from using the mouse!"
Admin_Ann
"Black 9 is only RESTING! It's... It's, ah...probably just pining for a release date. You stunned it, is all. X-box games stun easily, major!"
ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
Capt Spade
"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty."
CammoDude
"You must return here with SPAM or else you will never pass through this forum alive! One that has lots of large funny images. And not on topic. Now... go!"
Ravok
"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
Atrahasis
"It's a fair cop, but society's to blame."
Nexa1
"Now, you listen here! I'm NOT the Messiah. I'm just a very naughty boy!"
Tracey_G
"There's none of that. That's right out. I deny that completely."
Mentat Jon
"'I one more time unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a democrat window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever me with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand socialist electric donkey-bottom biters!"
TheSatyr
"Now that I've corrected you, write it out a hundred times. Hail Bethke! If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
Interloper
"Maybe if we made a giant badger..."
Raven
"It's like those miserable Psalms... they're soooo depressing-- now, KNOCK IT OFF!"
Towelie
"Uh-oh, who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh? Who-ho-ho! This is no Tupperware party!!!"
Tremok
"Oh, good for you. Those... Those ARE sheep, aren't they?"
Gambler
"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
EE
"You know, there are many people in the world today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like Hstaphath and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity."
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here's a link to the thread.
Most excellent, thanks Jerry!
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 12:56:01 am
LOLOLOL
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:19:46 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 01:28:20 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:30:21 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 01:49:37 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
exactly, Heck I can recall arguements between you and Don on MSN. man I had no idea what was going on.
But yes, you've always held your own Bro. Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:58:24 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
exactly, Heck I can recall arguements between you and Don on MSN. man I had no idea what was going on.
Stephen
I think I intimidated Don over MSN since he couldnt exactly follow his template fast enough to keep up :P
Post by: Ravok on April 04, 2004, 03:11:56 am
Of course im polite when i kill somebody,After all im not a savage!!!! GRRRR
Post by: nexa1 on April 04, 2004, 04:09:05 am
How does Hstaphath do this?
Ouch.... my side... it... hurts.... from...
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on April 04, 2004, 01:16:42 pm
Quote:Quote:
**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
And no problem at all with the cast...er... starbase bit.
Post by: The_Joker on April 05, 2004, 02:27:52 am
Sirgod:
"All fear my wootage! At least really admire my wootage, anyway."
Punisher:
"Attempting to sound rational since 1998" (Sorry bro....just a poke in the ribs about mediating fights over on the SL boards)
Hstapath:
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a Second, Time'AH"
Khalee:
"Hey...how do I make this fried dish, anyway?"
Don Dawson:
"no...I'm not DD, he was that other guy"
ToastyO:
"Because I said so, that's why!" (I'm still wondering if Toasty isn't really my mom in disguise)
JMM:
"What do you think I should do with my garden? It keeps my mind off of how sh*tty the Internet service is down here."
Corbomite:
"What's my favorite TOS episode? Well...DUH!!!"
Taldren_ANN
"You wanna post here? What's the secret knock?"
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 19, 2004, 09:38:26 am
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You lurk a lot dont you
Why, yes, as a matter of fact. Yes I do.
Does anyone else want to contribute to these before they go up on the XC Bard's site?
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 19, 2004, 08:36:14 pm
Post by: Khalee on May 19, 2004, 08:40:05 pm
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Khalee:
"Hey...how do I make this fried dish, anyway?"
Well how do you make fried potatoes. And what do you put in them.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 12:03:38 am
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Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
Stephen
Gods I caught this one to late!
What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
Post by: TheShadow on May 20, 2004, 12:24:04 am
**sniff sniff**
And here all this time I have been doing my best to make this board......interesting......and what thanks do I get? Only a couple of silly mottos.
**sniff sniff**
Im not crying. Its only the onions and garlic Im putting in my fried potatoes.
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 20, 2004, 02:12:57 am
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Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
Stephen
Gods I caught this one to late!
What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
I missed this?! Damn! LOL
Am I really that bad? <innocent look with big brown eyes and batting eyelashes>
I can't be that bad! I'm like this all the time; if I was so naughty it would shock my mother! Oh wait . . . I DO shock my mother!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 20, 2004, 10:28:02 am
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What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
Hehe... indeed! Honestly, I almost put down quotes for you and Alien, but, really now, how does one go about doing justice to two who once sang Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me?!?
I'm still trying to come up with something good, though. Those that aren't overly obvious, but still "zing" seem to be the best ones.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 11:52:07 pm
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Hehe... indeed! Honestly, I almost put down quotes for you and Alien, but, really now, how does one go about doing justice to two who once sang Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me?!?
I'm still trying to come up with something good, though. Those that aren't overly obvious, but still "zing" seem to be the best ones.
Looking forward to see what the bard comes up with.
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 31, 2004, 08:38:40 pm
Only rules are obvious?.don?t insult the guy you?re trying to assign a motto to  Religious beliefs are out of bounds. You can?t assign a motto to yourself.
(Do keep in mind this is all in good fun) 
Erik Bethke:
?And so the great Bethke created Starfleet Command, and it was good.
But the universe was imperfect and so the all wise and powerful Bethke released onto the universe a patch which would make things right. He said onto them: Fear not for the patch shall be released on the 6th day.
On the seventh day he ate dirt.
The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?
Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?
Dash Jones:
?See attached binder for complete motto?
Sethan:
?If I don?t know it, than it doesn?t exist? 
Musashi:
?Don?t piss me off or I?ll write your name on a punching bag and give it a roundhouse?or maybe I?ll find out where you live and beat you to death with your own shoes!?
Toasty:
"I never met a four legged animal I didn't like"
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 08:52:08 pm
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Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?
LOL, I love It.
Ok here we Go.
SL-Punisher
"I make better games then the Bacon Game or Sethans Beard Game."
Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
762
"Not only am I good calibre, I'll buy the next round"
ToastyO
"two million Employess at Microsoft can't be wrong"
Jauldox, jealduex, Whatever...
"Bet you can't find me"
J'inn
"I'll never be a secret Santa with SR around"
Sethan
"Logic is the End of Wisdom, and wisdom is the end of Logic. Hang on while I link the known works of Rene Decarte, And Kant. "
Dash Jones
" I can't believe people still think I'm a Minor MUAHAHAHAHA"
Dave Ferrel
"Look, I no longer work for Taldren, Alright one more Patch."
Nannerslug
"Don't make me Punkbuster that Magic Photon again"
Atrahasis
"I never met a Poster I wasn't superior too."
Ann (taldren_Admin)
" you want It when?"
Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke
Stephen
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 08:57:02 pm
Stormbringer: "Dictionary? Who needs a dictionary to talk to these bloviaters?"
Post by: Taldren_Beth on March 31, 2004, 08:57:06 pm
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Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 09:38:00 pm
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on March 31, 2004, 10:39:11 pm
Just checking my latin here....
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 10:45:58 pm
ergo : (adv.) accordingly, then, therefore
rectum : virtue, right ... or as JMM would use this phrase .... rectum = just plain "rectum"
I made it up .... I'm a lot better at Pig Latin
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 10:52:46 pm
" great at Pig Latin, one wirey ,mean Son of a gun, Wears a Bra."
Stephen
Post by: Dallas on March 31, 2004, 10:56:26 pm
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JMM : "copiosus ergo rectum!"
JMM has a big butt???
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 11:01:53 pm
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 11:07:11 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 11:14:11 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Well, THIS Okie is pretty safe wrt whatever you just said. I'm worried about you, though.
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 11:19:53 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Well, THIS Okie is pretty safe wrt whatever you just said. I'm worried about you, though.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 10:33:07 am
SL-Punisher
"I said I don't like SPAM! BLAM-BLAM!!! Heh-- that should take care of that... bloody Vikings!"
AdmiralFrey_XC
"It is I, Admiral Frey, from the Starbase of XenoCorp. Captain of the Odin, defeater of the Romulans, Admiral of all XenoCorp!"
Sirgod
"Isn't it awfully nice to have w00tage, isn't it frightfully good to be a mod..."
Erik Bethke
"One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling... gets people to close to the ground and I have an aversion to dirt now! And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'where's my damn patch.'"
762
"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"
JMM
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
J'inn
"Captain J'inn the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Fluf, who had nearly fought the Sunglider of Hydrax, who had nearly stood up to a vicious squirrel from Klinzhai, and who had personally hurled himself into a large rock at the sight of the Bird of Bethke."
Toasty
"We are now... no longer the Mods Who Say 'Ban!' We are now the Mods Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoo-moo-groo-foo-poo-dirt!'"
TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."
Musashi
"Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You liberal trolls! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll flame your ears off!"
Sethan
"Let us turn to the Holy Book of Taldren Weapons and Armaments, Chapter 3: Federation, verses nine to twenty-one: It came to pass that Bethke did cast his gaze upon the photon of Antioch and declared it lacking. And Bethke raised the photon up on high, saying, 'O Taldren, bless this Thy Holy Photon that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine plasma and disruptor enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy...'"
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 10:37:09 am
Stephen
Post by: Sethan on April 01, 2004, 10:42:10 am
Post by: Maxillius on April 01, 2004, 10:48:09 am
Kroma: "Hey big boy, come and get your BF right here"
Hexx: "I'm the Lyran Emperor! All hail... OW! hey, stop that! hey that hurts!! MOMMYYYYYYyyyyy....."
Dizzy: (you all knew this was coming) "STFU!!!"
Sethan: Everything you ever wanted to know in 12000 posts or less
Post by: TheShadow on April 01, 2004, 10:54:53 am
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The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?
Posted by Hstaphath_XC:
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TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."
**sniff** **sniff** I can feel the love in this thread!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:50:08 am
Kortez
"OH! Oh! I'm terribly sorry! This is abuse! Aha! No, you want 'cool and refreshing,' next door... stupid git!"
Dallas
"Well, on second thought, let's not go to Taldren. It is a silly place..."
Bearslayer
"Listen, lad. I've built this Star Empire up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was nebula. The old SFB'ers said I was daft to build a starbase in a nebula, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the nebula. So, I built a second one. That sank into the nebula. So I built a third one. That one exploded, swirled around, then sank into the nebula. But the fourth one stayed put. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest starbase in this here sector!"
Maxillius (with a name like this, you just KNEW you were going to get this, right?)
"I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common wabble! Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my vewy gweat Womulan fwiend on the fowum... Biggus... Dickus? He has a wife, you know. She's called, Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."
Kroma
"From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta.' It's my right as a Gorn. And--and I want to be a star in the ballet."
KRolling
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all members of the Federation, cut off in this starbase with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome starship captains. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here..."
Jualdeaux
"I never wanted to be a Moderator in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!"
Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."
Rat Boy
"Stop that! [boom] Look on! Clear off! Go on! Go away! Go away! Go away! And you! Clear off! [sniff] Hah. Bloody weather!"
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:52:50 am
Stephen
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 11:56:06 am
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Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."
Black 9 is off!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 03:36:36 pm
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Black 9 is off!
Right!
Hmmm... no more mottos posted, though. I hope I didn't kill the thread with my posts.
Just to be fair, by the way, I'll throw this one out as well:
Hstaphath
"On the frozen Klingon moon of Rura Penthe during the forum blackout of 3/25/04, the Taldrenites were forced to eat XenoCorp's bard, Hstaphath... and there was much rejoicing. Yay!"
Post by: Taldren_Admin on April 01, 2004, 03:40:05 pm
The motto was funny!
wish I had the brain space to think up some too.
Ann
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 03:48:10 pm
"running Good old fashioned 16 color Graphics while Posting Monty Python Scenarios. Oh By the way, I'm not a poofter."
stephen
Post by: Khalee on April 01, 2004, 03:54:56 pm
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 03:59:34 pm
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**SNIFF SNIFF** I keep geting forgoten in all these things. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I feel so unloved by this forum
I could have sworn I came up with something for you last night, but here You go Bro.
Khalee
'what's up with holidays anyway, how come there's not a Khalee day or something."
Stephen
Post by: SPQR Renegade001 on April 01, 2004, 04:00:08 pm
Post by: Taldren_Admin on April 01, 2004, 04:03:59 pm
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Sethan: No, that's not a zip code, that's my post count.
AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAA THat's Funny!
Post by: Tremok on April 01, 2004, 04:09:12 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 04:48:34 pm
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... Oh By the way, I'm not a poofter."
First Bruce: Right you are mate, Crack tubes!
Second Bruce: I'd like to remind everyone that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Second Bruce: And that goes especially double for trolls!
Everybruce: Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, we love you Amen!
Third Bruce: Right, I just want to remind you of the Taldren Forum rules: Rule One!
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the forum is to maltreat the n00bs in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, in "Hot Topics" especially, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking! Rule Five,
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
First Bruce: This here's the whine and flame, the emblems of our land. You can yell 'em durin' a game, but canna' hold 'em in your hand.
Everybruce: Amen!
(Singing)
EnglishMan was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Stormbringer, Stormbringer was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
Nannerslug could out chug-a-lug Jinxx and Toasty0.
And Bearslayer was a game-on player who was just as sloshed as Shadow.
There's nothin' 762 couldn't teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Bethke, himself, was permanently fritz'd.
And our EE, along with Khalee, after half a pint of synthy loved to sing Weeeeeeeeeee!
Admiral Frey, could stick it away, Denebrian whiskey every day!
Musashi, Musashi was a bugger for the sake,
And SL-Pun was fond of Rom ale.
And Hstaphath gave a drunken toast:
"I drink, therefore I post!"
Yes, Sethan with the beard was particularly blitzed...
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 04:51:32 pm
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Sethan: Look at the stupid politican pledge allegiance to the flag with his right hand.
And his suits are tailored backwards too!
Post by: Tremok on April 01, 2004, 04:54:43 pm
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 01, 2004, 04:58:17 pm
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**SNIFF SNIFF** I keep geting forgoten in all these things. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I feel so unloved by this forum
"When life hurls anvils, just open up your tiny umbrella"
Post by: Sethan on April 01, 2004, 05:11:48 pm
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Sethan: Look at the stupid politican pledge allegiance to the flag with his right hand.
D'oh! Am I never going to live that down?
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 05:17:06 pm
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 05:18:49 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 06:55:46 pm
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I Glenloveit!
Hehe... well, you just KNEW I would have to have you featuring prominently in the song, right?
If this is alright as is, I'm going to add it to the XC And Now For Something Completely Different parody.
Post by: TheShadow on April 01, 2004, 06:57:19 pm
Youre never too young to learn the uses of a lawnmower.
SL-Punisher:
Im not a conservative, but I play one online.
Kortez:
I think for myself. I could be wrong about that though.
Kroma:
Do you have that tutu in a size 3?
Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 07:09:26 pm
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Sirgod:
Youre never too young to learn the uses of a lawnmower.
SL-Punisher:
Im not a conservative, but I play one online.
Kortez:
I think for myself. I could be wrong about that though.
Kroma:
Do you have that tutu in a size 3?
Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Good ones, Will.
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:21:26 pm
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!
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Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro. Stephen
Thanks Stephen, I'm pretty sure you won't mind me writing you into the full version of the skit as the "new Bruce" that signs on to mod at the forum, right?
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:29:05 pm
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!Quote:
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro. Stephen
Thanks Stephen, I'm pretty sure you won't mind me writing you into the full version of the skit as the "new Bruce" that signs on to mod at the forum, right?
No Problem at all Bro, Like always I'm honored to mentioned in Our XC stuff.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:35:18 pm
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Black 9 isn't off, just resting.
It's just pining for release! You stunned it, is all. X-box games stun easily, major.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:42:15 pm
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No Problem at all Bro, Like always I'm honored to mentioned in Our XC stuff.
Excellent, I'll let you know when it is up!
Max Powers made a request regarding the Bard's Corner, so I'll go ahead and make this part of the update already in progress.
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:45:54 pm
Stephen
Post by: TheShadow on April 02, 2004, 12:15:51 am
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!
**takes a bow**
Post by: nexa1 on April 02, 2004, 05:50:57 pm
This thread kicks butt!!!
Post by: nexa1 on April 02, 2004, 06:19:25 pm
You know just by looking at Sethan's post count I've come to the conclusion of 2 things:
1) Hey has premade macros set up for daily replies
or
2) He has the brain power of NY state and arms of steel from all of the typing. (caution: do not arm wrestle him)
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 02, 2004, 06:27:31 pm
Post by: Interloper on April 02, 2004, 07:17:49 pm
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It could also be from something else ... lol
Does he wear glasses?
J/K
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Oh good grief. I am really out of it today. I just now got that whole line of joke
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 03, 2004, 01:18:28 am
Post by: Sirgod on April 03, 2004, 09:52:11 am
Stephen
Post by: Capt_Spade on April 03, 2004, 01:50:51 pm
Visual representation of me after finishing this thread-------->
There is no graemlins of one running to the bathroom afterwards so u have to use your imagination on that one.
I really don?t know anyone here that well to give an appropriate response, sorry.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 03, 2004, 09:59:49 pm
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Sounds Great James, Looking forward to It. Stephen
Leaping Lyrans, Batman-- I just realized something MAJOR that was missed in the last Bard's Corner Update!
Toasty0 had requested that I somehow organize and post the thread were it was announced Sirgod had became a moderator. Many of us did several funny bits about our new "mod of w00t" and I figured I would put it together like how I did the SFCIII: Wrath of Moo thread.
My AOHell dial-up locks up whenever I try to use the Taldren search function, can anyone find and post a link to this thread for me?
Thanks and salutations!!!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 03, 2004, 10:06:46 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
Post by: Ravok on April 03, 2004, 10:10:22 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
I have been thinking about putting GOT MILK on mine.Just to mess with people.
Post by: Toasty0 on April 03, 2004, 10:35:30 pm
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Sounds Great James, Looking forward to It. Stephen
Leaping Lyrans, Batman-- I just realized something MAJOR that was missed in the last Bard's Corner Update!
Toasty0 had requested that I somehow organize and post the thread were it was announced Sirgod had became a moderator. Many of us did several funny bits about our new "mod of w00t" and I figured I would put it together like how I did the SFCIII: Wrath of Moo thread.
My AOHell dial-up locks up whenever I try to use the Taldren search function, can anyone find and post a link to this thread for me?
Thanks and salutations!!!
here's a link to the thread.
http://forums.taldren.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB15&Number=191165&Forum=All_Forums&Words=New%20Moderator&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=188207&Search=true#Post191165
Post by: Sirgod on April 03, 2004, 11:15:48 pm
Dang ToastyO, do you keep a personal log of every Thread Posted. Great work finding that.
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 03, 2004, 11:22:30 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 04, 2004, 12:50:11 am
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Man Hstaphath you are making me laugh my a$$ off...
LOL!!! Thanks, I do my best to entertain.
So, on that note, here are a few more:
Sethan
"Here it is, another year in the age of cyber and my bearded manly man body is STILL pumped from using the mouse!"
Admin_Ann
"Black 9 is only RESTING! It's... It's, ah...probably just pining for a release date. You stunned it, is all. X-box games stun easily, major!"
ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
Capt Spade
"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty."
CammoDude
"You must return here with SPAM or else you will never pass through this forum alive! One that has lots of large funny images. And not on topic. Now... go!"
Ravok
"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
Atrahasis
"It's a fair cop, but society's to blame."
Nexa1
"Now, you listen here! I'm NOT the Messiah. I'm just a very naughty boy!"
Tracey_G
"There's none of that. That's right out. I deny that completely."
Mentat Jon
"'I one more time unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a democrat window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever me with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand socialist electric donkey-bottom biters!"
TheSatyr
"Now that I've corrected you, write it out a hundred times. Hail Bethke! If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
Interloper
"Maybe if we made a giant badger..."
Raven
"It's like those miserable Psalms... they're soooo depressing-- now, KNOCK IT OFF!"
Towelie
"Uh-oh, who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh? Who-ho-ho! This is no Tupperware party!!!"
Tremok
"Oh, good for you. Those... Those ARE sheep, aren't they?"
Gambler
"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
EE
"You know, there are many people in the world today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like Hstaphath and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity."
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here's a link to the thread.
Most excellent, thanks Jerry!
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 12:56:01 am
LOLOLOL
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:19:46 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 01:28:20 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:30:21 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 01:49:37 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
exactly, Heck I can recall arguements between you and Don on MSN. man I had no idea what was going on.
But yes, you've always held your own Bro. Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:58:24 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
exactly, Heck I can recall arguements between you and Don on MSN. man I had no idea what was going on.
Stephen
I think I intimidated Don over MSN since he couldnt exactly follow his template fast enough to keep up :P
Post by: Ravok on April 04, 2004, 03:11:56 am
Of course im polite when i kill somebody,After all im not a savage!!!! GRRRR
Post by: nexa1 on April 04, 2004, 04:09:05 am
How does Hstaphath do this?
Ouch.... my side... it... hurts.... from...
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on April 04, 2004, 01:16:42 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
And no problem at all with the cast...er... starbase bit.
Post by: The_Joker on April 05, 2004, 02:27:52 am
Sirgod:
"All fear my wootage! At least really admire my wootage, anyway."
Punisher:
"Attempting to sound rational since 1998" (Sorry bro....just a poke in the ribs about mediating fights over on the SL boards)
Hstapath:
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a Second, Time'AH"
Khalee:
"Hey...how do I make this fried dish, anyway?"
Don Dawson:
"no...I'm not DD, he was that other guy"
ToastyO:
"Because I said so, that's why!" (I'm still wondering if Toasty isn't really my mom in disguise)
JMM:
"What do you think I should do with my garden? It keeps my mind off of how sh*tty the Internet service is down here."
Corbomite:
"What's my favorite TOS episode? Well...DUH!!!"
Taldren_ANN
"You wanna post here? What's the secret knock?"
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 19, 2004, 09:38:26 am
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You lurk a lot dont you
Why, yes, as a matter of fact. Yes I do.
Does anyone else want to contribute to these before they go up on the XC Bard's site?
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 19, 2004, 08:36:14 pm
Post by: Khalee on May 19, 2004, 08:40:05 pm
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Khalee:
"Hey...how do I make this fried dish, anyway?"
Well how do you make fried potatoes. And what do you put in them.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 12:03:38 am
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Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
Stephen
Gods I caught this one to late!
What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
Post by: TheShadow on May 20, 2004, 12:24:04 am
**sniff sniff**
And here all this time I have been doing my best to make this board......interesting......and what thanks do I get? Only a couple of silly mottos.
**sniff sniff**
Im not crying. Its only the onions and garlic Im putting in my fried potatoes.
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 20, 2004, 02:12:57 am
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Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
Stephen
Gods I caught this one to late!
What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
I missed this?! Damn! LOL
Am I really that bad? <innocent look with big brown eyes and batting eyelashes>
I can't be that bad! I'm like this all the time; if I was so naughty it would shock my mother! Oh wait . . . I DO shock my mother!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 20, 2004, 10:28:02 am
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What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
Hehe... indeed! Honestly, I almost put down quotes for you and Alien, but, really now, how does one go about doing justice to two who once sang Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me?!?
I'm still trying to come up with something good, though. Those that aren't overly obvious, but still "zing" seem to be the best ones.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 11:52:07 pm
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Hehe... indeed! Honestly, I almost put down quotes for you and Alien, but, really now, how does one go about doing justice to two who once sang Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me?!?
I'm still trying to come up with something good, though. Those that aren't overly obvious, but still "zing" seem to be the best ones.
Looking forward to see what the bard comes up with.
Post by: SL-Punisher on March 31, 2004, 08:38:40 pm
Only rules are obvious?.don?t insult the guy you?re trying to assign a motto to  Religious beliefs are out of bounds. You can?t assign a motto to yourself.
(Do keep in mind this is all in good fun) 
Erik Bethke:
?And so the great Bethke created Starfleet Command, and it was good.
But the universe was imperfect and so the all wise and powerful Bethke released onto the universe a patch which would make things right. He said onto them: Fear not for the patch shall be released on the 6th day.
On the seventh day he ate dirt.
The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?
Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?
Dash Jones:
?See attached binder for complete motto?
Sethan:
?If I don?t know it, than it doesn?t exist? 
Musashi:
?Don?t piss me off or I?ll write your name on a punching bag and give it a roundhouse?or maybe I?ll find out where you live and beat you to death with your own shoes!?
Toasty:
"I never met a four legged animal I didn't like"
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 08:52:08 pm
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Sirgod:
?When the forum traffic slows, I shock it with a cattle prod?
LOL, I love It.
Ok here we Go.
SL-Punisher
"I make better games then the Bacon Game or Sethans Beard Game."
Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
762
"Not only am I good calibre, I'll buy the next round"
ToastyO
"two million Employess at Microsoft can't be wrong"
Jauldox, jealduex, Whatever...
"Bet you can't find me"
J'inn
"I'll never be a secret Santa with SR around"
Sethan
"Logic is the End of Wisdom, and wisdom is the end of Logic. Hang on while I link the known works of Rene Decarte, And Kant. "
Dash Jones
" I can't believe people still think I'm a Minor MUAHAHAHAHA"
Dave Ferrel
"Look, I no longer work for Taldren, Alright one more Patch."
Nannerslug
"Don't make me Punkbuster that Magic Photon again"
Atrahasis
"I never met a Poster I wasn't superior too."
Ann (taldren_Admin)
" you want It when?"
Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke
Stephen
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 08:57:02 pm
Stormbringer: "Dictionary? Who needs a dictionary to talk to these bloviaters?"
Post by: Taldren_Beth on March 31, 2004, 08:57:06 pm
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Taldren_Beth
"Bang bang bang, Do I got that Job with the CIA now?" Inside Joke
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 09:38:00 pm
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on March 31, 2004, 10:39:11 pm
Just checking my latin here....
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 10:45:58 pm
ergo : (adv.) accordingly, then, therefore
rectum : virtue, right ... or as JMM would use this phrase .... rectum = just plain "rectum"
I made it up .... I'm a lot better at Pig Latin
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 10:52:46 pm
" great at Pig Latin, one wirey ,mean Son of a gun, Wears a Bra."
Stephen
Post by: Dallas on March 31, 2004, 10:56:26 pm
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JMM : "copiosus ergo rectum!"
JMM has a big butt???
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 11:01:53 pm
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 11:07:11 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Post by: Musashi on March 31, 2004, 11:14:11 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Well, THIS Okie is pretty safe wrt whatever you just said. I'm worried about you, though.
Post by: Sirgod on March 31, 2004, 11:19:53 pm
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a double play on "the rich are butts" is what I was shooting for. It probably didn't make any sense, but ... hey, that never stopped me before.
Mush the Bloviating Bra Wearer
SSHHH!!!! s Okies are not supossed to Be Philoligist.
Stephen
Well, THIS Okie is pretty safe wrt whatever you just said. I'm worried about you, though.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 10:33:07 am
SL-Punisher
"I said I don't like SPAM! BLAM-BLAM!!! Heh-- that should take care of that... bloody Vikings!"
AdmiralFrey_XC
"It is I, Admiral Frey, from the Starbase of XenoCorp. Captain of the Odin, defeater of the Romulans, Admiral of all XenoCorp!"
Sirgod
"Isn't it awfully nice to have w00tage, isn't it frightfully good to be a mod..."
Erik Bethke
"One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling... gets people to close to the ground and I have an aversion to dirt now! And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'where's my damn patch.'"
762
"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"
JMM
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"
J'inn
"Captain J'inn the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Fluf, who had nearly fought the Sunglider of Hydrax, who had nearly stood up to a vicious squirrel from Klinzhai, and who had personally hurled himself into a large rock at the sight of the Bird of Bethke."
Toasty
"We are now... no longer the Mods Who Say 'Ban!' We are now the Mods Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoo-moo-groo-foo-poo-dirt!'"
TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."
Musashi
"Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You liberal trolls! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll flame your ears off!"
Sethan
"Let us turn to the Holy Book of Taldren Weapons and Armaments, Chapter 3: Federation, verses nine to twenty-one: It came to pass that Bethke did cast his gaze upon the photon of Antioch and declared it lacking. And Bethke raised the photon up on high, saying, 'O Taldren, bless this Thy Holy Photon that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine plasma and disruptor enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy...'"
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 10:37:09 am
Stephen
Post by: Sethan on April 01, 2004, 10:42:10 am
Post by: Maxillius on April 01, 2004, 10:48:09 am
Kroma: "Hey big boy, come and get your BF right here"
Hexx: "I'm the Lyran Emperor! All hail... OW! hey, stop that! hey that hurts!! MOMMYYYYYYyyyyy....."
Dizzy: (you all knew this was coming) "STFU!!!"
Sethan: Everything you ever wanted to know in 12000 posts or less
Post by: TheShadow on April 01, 2004, 10:54:53 am
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The Shadow:
?I?m not only right wing, I?m also right?
Posted by Hstaphath_XC:
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TheShadow
"Did I tell you? Did you listen to me? Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you? No, he's just a harmless little forum ranter isn't he. The names you called me. Well, don't say I didn't tell you."
**sniff** **sniff** I can feel the love in this thread!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:50:08 am
Kortez
"OH! Oh! I'm terribly sorry! This is abuse! Aha! No, you want 'cool and refreshing,' next door... stupid git!"
Dallas
"Well, on second thought, let's not go to Taldren. It is a silly place..."
Bearslayer
"Listen, lad. I've built this Star Empire up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was nebula. The old SFB'ers said I was daft to build a starbase in a nebula, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the nebula. So, I built a second one. That sank into the nebula. So I built a third one. That one exploded, swirled around, then sank into the nebula. But the fourth one stayed put. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest starbase in this here sector!"
Maxillius (with a name like this, you just KNEW you were going to get this, right?)
"I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common wabble! Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my vewy gweat Womulan fwiend on the fowum... Biggus... Dickus? He has a wife, you know. She's called, Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."
Kroma
"From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta.' It's my right as a Gorn. And--and I want to be a star in the ballet."
KRolling
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all members of the Federation, cut off in this starbase with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome starship captains. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here..."
Jualdeaux
"I never wanted to be a Moderator in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!"
Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."
Rat Boy
"Stop that! [boom] Look on! Clear off! Go on! Go away! Go away! Go away! And you! Clear off! [sniff] Hah. Bloody weather!"
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:52:50 am
Stephen
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 11:56:06 am
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Admin_Ann
"Well, we've got hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; that's OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam; spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam... or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam."
Black 9 is off!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 03:36:36 pm
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Black 9 is off!
Right!
Hmmm... no more mottos posted, though. I hope I didn't kill the thread with my posts.
Just to be fair, by the way, I'll throw this one out as well:
Hstaphath
"On the frozen Klingon moon of Rura Penthe during the forum blackout of 3/25/04, the Taldrenites were forced to eat XenoCorp's bard, Hstaphath... and there was much rejoicing. Yay!"
Post by: Taldren_Admin on April 01, 2004, 03:40:05 pm
The motto was funny!
wish I had the brain space to think up some too.
Ann
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 03:48:10 pm
"running Good old fashioned 16 color Graphics while Posting Monty Python Scenarios. Oh By the way, I'm not a poofter."
stephen
Post by: Khalee on April 01, 2004, 03:54:56 pm
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 03:59:34 pm
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**SNIFF SNIFF** I keep geting forgoten in all these things. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I feel so unloved by this forum
I could have sworn I came up with something for you last night, but here You go Bro.
Khalee
'what's up with holidays anyway, how come there's not a Khalee day or something."
Stephen
Post by: SPQR Renegade001 on April 01, 2004, 04:00:08 pm
Post by: Taldren_Admin on April 01, 2004, 04:03:59 pm
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Sethan: No, that's not a zip code, that's my post count.
AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAA THat's Funny!
Post by: Tremok on April 01, 2004, 04:09:12 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 04:48:34 pm
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... Oh By the way, I'm not a poofter."
First Bruce: Right you are mate, Crack tubes!
Second Bruce: I'd like to remind everyone that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Second Bruce: And that goes especially double for trolls!
Everybruce: Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, Taldren_Ann, we love you Amen!
Third Bruce: Right, I just want to remind you of the Taldren Forum rules: Rule One!
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the forum is to maltreat the n00bs in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, in "Hot Topics" especially, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking! Rule Five,
Everybruce: No Poofters!
Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO... Rule Six. Rule Seven,
Everybruce: No Poofters!!
Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
First Bruce: This here's the whine and flame, the emblems of our land. You can yell 'em durin' a game, but canna' hold 'em in your hand.
Everybruce: Amen!
(Singing)
EnglishMan was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Stormbringer, Stormbringer was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
Nannerslug could out chug-a-lug Jinxx and Toasty0.
And Bearslayer was a game-on player who was just as sloshed as Shadow.
There's nothin' 762 couldn't teach you 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Bethke, himself, was permanently fritz'd.
And our EE, along with Khalee, after half a pint of synthy loved to sing Weeeeeeeeeee!
Admiral Frey, could stick it away, Denebrian whiskey every day!
Musashi, Musashi was a bugger for the sake,
And SL-Pun was fond of Rom ale.
And Hstaphath gave a drunken toast:
"I drink, therefore I post!"
Yes, Sethan with the beard was particularly blitzed...
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 04:51:32 pm
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Sethan: Look at the stupid politican pledge allegiance to the flag with his right hand.
And his suits are tailored backwards too!
Post by: Tremok on April 01, 2004, 04:54:43 pm
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 01, 2004, 04:58:17 pm
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**SNIFF SNIFF** I keep geting forgoten in all these things. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I feel so unloved by this forum
"When life hurls anvils, just open up your tiny umbrella"
Post by: Sethan on April 01, 2004, 05:11:48 pm
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Sethan: Look at the stupid politican pledge allegiance to the flag with his right hand.
D'oh! Am I never going to live that down?
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 05:17:06 pm
Post by: 762 on April 01, 2004, 05:18:49 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 06:55:46 pm
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I Glenloveit!
Hehe... well, you just KNEW I would have to have you featuring prominently in the song, right?
If this is alright as is, I'm going to add it to the XC And Now For Something Completely Different parody.
Post by: TheShadow on April 01, 2004, 06:57:19 pm
Youre never too young to learn the uses of a lawnmower.
SL-Punisher:
Im not a conservative, but I play one online.
Kortez:
I think for myself. I could be wrong about that though.
Kroma:
Do you have that tutu in a size 3?
Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 07:09:26 pm
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Sirgod:
Youre never too young to learn the uses of a lawnmower.
SL-Punisher:
Im not a conservative, but I play one online.
Kortez:
I think for myself. I could be wrong about that though.
Kroma:
Do you have that tutu in a size 3?
Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Good ones, Will.
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:21:26 pm
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!
Quote:
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro. Stephen
Thanks Stephen, I'm pretty sure you won't mind me writing you into the full version of the skit as the "new Bruce" that signs on to mod at the forum, right?
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:29:05 pm
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!Quote:
Hstapath, that Bruces song rocks, Keep It bro. Stephen
Thanks Stephen, I'm pretty sure you won't mind me writing you into the full version of the skit as the "new Bruce" that signs on to mod at the forum, right?
No Problem at all Bro, Like always I'm honored to mentioned in Our XC stuff.
Stephen
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:35:18 pm
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Black 9 isn't off, just resting.
It's just pining for release! You stunned it, is all. X-box games stun easily, major.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 01, 2004, 11:42:15 pm
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No Problem at all Bro, Like always I'm honored to mentioned in Our XC stuff.
Excellent, I'll let you know when it is up!
Max Powers made a request regarding the Bard's Corner, so I'll go ahead and make this part of the update already in progress.
Post by: Sirgod on April 01, 2004, 11:45:54 pm
Stephen
Post by: TheShadow on April 02, 2004, 12:15:51 am
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Hstaphath_XC:
veni, vidi ,scripsi poema
Hey! I really like that one!!!
**takes a bow**
Post by: nexa1 on April 02, 2004, 05:50:57 pm
This thread kicks butt!!!
Post by: nexa1 on April 02, 2004, 06:19:25 pm
You know just by looking at Sethan's post count I've come to the conclusion of 2 things:
1) Hey has premade macros set up for daily replies
or
2) He has the brain power of NY state and arms of steel from all of the typing. (caution: do not arm wrestle him)
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 02, 2004, 06:27:31 pm
Post by: Interloper on April 02, 2004, 07:17:49 pm
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It could also be from something else ... lol
Does he wear glasses?
J/K
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I meant so we could read them! sheeeeeesh get your head out of the gutter....
Oh good grief. I am really out of it today. I just now got that whole line of joke
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 03, 2004, 01:18:28 am
Post by: Sirgod on April 03, 2004, 09:52:11 am
Stephen
Post by: Capt_Spade on April 03, 2004, 01:50:51 pm
Visual representation of me after finishing this thread-------->
There is no graemlins of one running to the bathroom afterwards so u have to use your imagination on that one.
I really don?t know anyone here that well to give an appropriate response, sorry.
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 03, 2004, 09:59:49 pm
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Sounds Great James, Looking forward to It. Stephen
Leaping Lyrans, Batman-- I just realized something MAJOR that was missed in the last Bard's Corner Update!
Toasty0 had requested that I somehow organize and post the thread were it was announced Sirgod had became a moderator. Many of us did several funny bits about our new "mod of w00t" and I figured I would put it together like how I did the SFCIII: Wrath of Moo thread.
My AOHell dial-up locks up whenever I try to use the Taldren search function, can anyone find and post a link to this thread for me?
Thanks and salutations!!!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 03, 2004, 10:06:46 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
Post by: Ravok on April 03, 2004, 10:10:22 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
I have been thinking about putting GOT MILK on mine.Just to mess with people.
Post by: Toasty0 on April 03, 2004, 10:35:30 pm
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Sounds Great James, Looking forward to It. Stephen
Leaping Lyrans, Batman-- I just realized something MAJOR that was missed in the last Bard's Corner Update!
Toasty0 had requested that I somehow organize and post the thread were it was announced Sirgod had became a moderator. Many of us did several funny bits about our new "mod of w00t" and I figured I would put it together like how I did the SFCIII: Wrath of Moo thread.
My AOHell dial-up locks up whenever I try to use the Taldren search function, can anyone find and post a link to this thread for me?
Thanks and salutations!!!
here's a link to the thread.
http://forums.taldren.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB15&Number=191165&Forum=All_Forums&Words=New%20Moderator&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=188207&Search=true#Post191165
Post by: Sirgod on April 03, 2004, 11:15:48 pm
Dang ToastyO, do you keep a personal log of every Thread Posted. Great work finding that.
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 03, 2004, 11:22:30 pm
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on April 04, 2004, 12:50:11 am
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Man Hstaphath you are making me laugh my a$$ off...
LOL!!! Thanks, I do my best to entertain.
So, on that note, here are a few more:
Sethan
"Here it is, another year in the age of cyber and my bearded manly man body is STILL pumped from using the mouse!"
Admin_Ann
"Black 9 is only RESTING! It's... It's, ah...probably just pining for a release date. You stunned it, is all. X-box games stun easily, major!"
ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
Capt Spade
"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty."
CammoDude
"You must return here with SPAM or else you will never pass through this forum alive! One that has lots of large funny images. And not on topic. Now... go!"
Ravok
"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
Atrahasis
"It's a fair cop, but society's to blame."
Nexa1
"Now, you listen here! I'm NOT the Messiah. I'm just a very naughty boy!"
Tracey_G
"There's none of that. That's right out. I deny that completely."
Mentat Jon
"'I one more time unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a democrat window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever me with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand socialist electric donkey-bottom biters!"
TheSatyr
"Now that I've corrected you, write it out a hundred times. Hail Bethke! If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."
Interloper
"Maybe if we made a giant badger..."
Raven
"It's like those miserable Psalms... they're soooo depressing-- now, KNOCK IT OFF!"
Towelie
"Uh-oh, who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh? Who-ho-ho! This is no Tupperware party!!!"
Tremok
"Oh, good for you. Those... Those ARE sheep, aren't they?"
Gambler
"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
EE
"You know, there are many people in the world today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like Hstaphath and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity."
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here's a link to the thread.
Most excellent, thanks Jerry!
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 12:56:01 am
LOLOLOL
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:19:46 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 01:28:20 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:30:21 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
Post by: Sirgod on April 04, 2004, 01:49:37 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
exactly, Heck I can recall arguements between you and Don on MSN. man I had no idea what was going on.
But yes, you've always held your own Bro. Stephen
Post by: ActiveX on April 04, 2004, 01:58:24 am
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ActiveX
"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?"
You lurk a lot dont you
Your Just Laughing Because he's got you Pegged.
Stephen
Well I have held my own dueling MJ on more than one occasion, hehe...but other than that he has me pegged
exactly, Heck I can recall arguements between you and Don on MSN. man I had no idea what was going on.
Stephen
I think I intimidated Don over MSN since he couldnt exactly follow his template fast enough to keep up :P
Post by: Ravok on April 04, 2004, 03:11:56 am
Of course im polite when i kill somebody,After all im not a savage!!!! GRRRR
Post by: nexa1 on April 04, 2004, 04:09:05 am
How does Hstaphath do this?
Ouch.... my side... it... hurts.... from...
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on April 04, 2004, 01:16:42 pm
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**takes a bow**
Okay, so I told my wife tonight that I finally knew what I wanted my tombstone to say some day.
"Veni, Vedi, Scripsi Poema Hilaritus."
She said, "Okay... what does it mean?" I told her it was latin for "I came, I saw, I wrote funny lyrics."
To which she replied, "Yeah, that's you all over, isn't it? Okay, but you better write it down somewhere."
And no problem at all with the cast...er... starbase bit.
Post by: The_Joker on April 05, 2004, 02:27:52 am
Sirgod:
"All fear my wootage! At least really admire my wootage, anyway."
Punisher:
"Attempting to sound rational since 1998" (Sorry bro....just a poke in the ribs about mediating fights over on the SL boards)
Hstapath:
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a Second, Time'AH"
Khalee:
"Hey...how do I make this fried dish, anyway?"
Don Dawson:
"no...I'm not DD, he was that other guy"
ToastyO:
"Because I said so, that's why!" (I'm still wondering if Toasty isn't really my mom in disguise)
JMM:
"What do you think I should do with my garden? It keeps my mind off of how sh*tty the Internet service is down here."
Corbomite:
"What's my favorite TOS episode? Well...DUH!!!"
Taldren_ANN
"You wanna post here? What's the secret knock?"
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 19, 2004, 09:38:26 am
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You lurk a lot dont you
Why, yes, as a matter of fact. Yes I do.
Does anyone else want to contribute to these before they go up on the XC Bard's site?
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 19, 2004, 08:36:14 pm
Post by: Khalee on May 19, 2004, 08:40:05 pm
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Khalee:
"Hey...how do I make this fried dish, anyway?"
Well how do you make fried potatoes. And what do you put in them.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 12:03:38 am
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Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
Stephen
Gods I caught this one to late!
What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
Post by: TheShadow on May 20, 2004, 12:24:04 am
**sniff sniff**
And here all this time I have been doing my best to make this board......interesting......and what thanks do I get? Only a couple of silly mottos.
**sniff sniff**
Im not crying. Its only the onions and garlic Im putting in my fried potatoes.
Post by: AlienLXIX on May 20, 2004, 02:12:57 am
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Alien and FerritLXIX
"edited because Young people sometimes Read these Forums"
Stephen
Gods I caught this one to late!
What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
I missed this?! Damn! LOL
Am I really that bad? <innocent look with big brown eyes and batting eyelashes>
I can't be that bad! I'm like this all the time; if I was so naughty it would shock my mother! Oh wait . . . I DO shock my mother!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on May 20, 2004, 10:28:02 am
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What, My quote on my sig doesn't say it all?
Hehe... indeed! Honestly, I almost put down quotes for you and Alien, but, really now, how does one go about doing justice to two who once sang Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me?!?
I'm still trying to come up with something good, though. Those that aren't overly obvious, but still "zing" seem to be the best ones.
Post by: ferretlxix on May 20, 2004, 11:52:07 pm
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Hehe... indeed! Honestly, I almost put down quotes for you and Alien, but, really now, how does one go about doing justice to two who once sang Log On GSA and Tell Me That You Love Me?!?
I'm still trying to come up with something good, though. Those that aren't overly obvious, but still "zing" seem to be the best ones.
Looking forward to see what the bard comes up with.