Post by: Toasty0 on April 18, 2004, 01:37:24 pm
Post by: Rat_Boy on April 18, 2004, 02:56:47 pm
Post by: Praxis on April 18, 2004, 10:08:25 pm
What shall we call this ship...
Hmm...
How about the Pink People Eater?
Post by: Age on April 19, 2004, 01:20:55 am
Quote:Yep
Be careful. All they have to do is launch pink paintballs at your ships and your ships will nuke each other
What shall we call this ship...
Hmm...
How about the Pink People Eater?
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 20, 2004, 05:38:57 am
A study of ancient earth history during the brutal and sadistic global war II shows a interesting tactic used by the primitive naval vessels of the time called Dazzle Camoflauge. Apparently ships were often colored in confusing and bright zebra strips in the hopes of breaking up the visual outline of the vessel and making it more difficult to target.
Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%, 38% in the case of Klingons since the color pink tends to enrage them, and thus bypassing the more logical and tactical thought processes.
Phase II of our plan includes dressing in full length sequin gowns and sending video transmissions to the enemy to further confuse and baffle them.
::End transmission::
::Goes back to trying on full length gown::
You know us Romulans, any excuse to wear womens clothing.
Post by: SPQR Renegade001 on April 20, 2004, 06:34:03 am
Post by: Interloper on April 20, 2004, 09:37:28 am
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 20, 2004, 11:41:53 am
Post by: Lieutenant_Q on April 20, 2004, 12:02:33 pm
Quote:
Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%
hmm...tis a shame my tactical officer is color-blind and refuses a shot of Retinox... I guess he'll be someone you wont want to run into then eh?
Post by: Toasty0 on April 18, 2004, 01:37:24 pm
Post by: Rat_Boy on April 18, 2004, 02:56:47 pm
Post by: Praxis on April 18, 2004, 10:08:25 pm
What shall we call this ship...
Hmm...
How about the Pink People Eater?
Post by: Age on April 19, 2004, 01:20:55 am
Quote:Yep
Be careful. All they have to do is launch pink paintballs at your ships and your ships will nuke each other
What shall we call this ship...
Hmm...
How about the Pink People Eater?
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 20, 2004, 05:38:57 am
A study of ancient earth history during the brutal and sadistic global war II shows a interesting tactic used by the primitive naval vessels of the time called Dazzle Camoflauge. Apparently ships were often colored in confusing and bright zebra strips in the hopes of breaking up the visual outline of the vessel and making it more difficult to target.
Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%, 38% in the case of Klingons since the color pink tends to enrage them, and thus bypassing the more logical and tactical thought processes.
Phase II of our plan includes dressing in full length sequin gowns and sending video transmissions to the enemy to further confuse and baffle them.
::End transmission::
::Goes back to trying on full length gown::
You know us Romulans, any excuse to wear womens clothing.
Post by: SPQR Renegade001 on April 20, 2004, 06:34:03 am
Post by: Interloper on April 20, 2004, 09:37:28 am
Post by: SL-Punisher on April 20, 2004, 11:41:53 am
Post by: Lieutenant_Q on April 20, 2004, 12:02:33 pm
Quote:
Romulan engineers have determined that coloring specific vessels in a pink color will distract Starfleet tactical officers and decrease their accuracy by an estimated 24%
hmm...tis a shame my tactical officer is color-blind and refuses a shot of Retinox... I guess he'll be someone you wont want to run into then eh?