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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Kmelew on April 28, 2004, 05:38:46 pm
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...to a Highway Near You?
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That would make me crash, I wouldnt be able to stop laughing.

Look like highway Daleks
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Look like highway Daleks
Exactly what I thought when I read the article 
Still I think its a good idea if it helps minimize the risk to highway workers.
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Good God! I hope not to a highway here; I've see freaks slolem those yellow barrels now, can't imagine the mahem if they were autonomous.
Can you imagime the chaos if (more like when) someone hacks in and starts them moving randomly?!
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...starts them moving randomly?!
Isn't that what NJDOT workers do now? 
Some encryption key (something like SecureID) will probably be built in to minimize the threat of hacking I'm betting. This is probably a proof-of-concept and will not probably see it for at least five years.
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Road workers are actually part of a secret cult that worships shovels. Haven't you ever noticed that anytime you go by, one of them is reverently holding a shovel, while the others form a circle around him and kneel or sit in its presence.
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Road workers are actually part of a secret cult that worships shovels. Haven't you ever noticed that anytime you go by, one of them is reverently holding a shovel, while the others form a circle around him and kneel or sit in its presence.
Ah yes...The High Leaner!
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hey somebody has to make sure the summer kids do it right!
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...And ya'know, they'll protest almost ANYTHING these days!
Why, just yesterday I passed a sign that read: "END ROAD WORK"
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...to a Highway Near You?
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That would make me crash, I wouldnt be able to stop laughing.

Look like highway Daleks
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Quote:
Look like highway Daleks
Exactly what I thought when I read the article 
Still I think its a good idea if it helps minimize the risk to highway workers.
-
Good God! I hope not to a highway here; I've see freaks slolem those yellow barrels now, can't imagine the mahem if they were autonomous.
Can you imagime the chaos if (more like when) someone hacks in and starts them moving randomly?!
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Quote:
...starts them moving randomly?!
Isn't that what NJDOT workers do now? 
Some encryption key (something like SecureID) will probably be built in to minimize the threat of hacking I'm betting. This is probably a proof-of-concept and will not probably see it for at least five years.
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Road workers are actually part of a secret cult that worships shovels. Haven't you ever noticed that anytime you go by, one of them is reverently holding a shovel, while the others form a circle around him and kneel or sit in its presence.
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Quote:
Road workers are actually part of a secret cult that worships shovels. Haven't you ever noticed that anytime you go by, one of them is reverently holding a shovel, while the others form a circle around him and kneel or sit in its presence.
Ah yes...The High Leaner!
-

hey somebody has to make sure the summer kids do it right!
-
...And ya'know, they'll protest almost ANYTHING these days!
Why, just yesterday I passed a sign that read: "END ROAD WORK"
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...to a Highway Near You?
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That would make me crash, I wouldnt be able to stop laughing.

Look like highway Daleks
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Quote:
Look like highway Daleks
Exactly what I thought when I read the article 
Still I think its a good idea if it helps minimize the risk to highway workers.
-
Good God! I hope not to a highway here; I've see freaks slolem those yellow barrels now, can't imagine the mahem if they were autonomous.
Can you imagime the chaos if (more like when) someone hacks in and starts them moving randomly?!
-
Quote:
...starts them moving randomly?!
Isn't that what NJDOT workers do now? 
Some encryption key (something like SecureID) will probably be built in to minimize the threat of hacking I'm betting. This is probably a proof-of-concept and will not probably see it for at least five years.
-
Road workers are actually part of a secret cult that worships shovels. Haven't you ever noticed that anytime you go by, one of them is reverently holding a shovel, while the others form a circle around him and kneel or sit in its presence.
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Quote:
Road workers are actually part of a secret cult that worships shovels. Haven't you ever noticed that anytime you go by, one of them is reverently holding a shovel, while the others form a circle around him and kneel or sit in its presence.
Ah yes...The High Leaner!
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hey somebody has to make sure the summer kids do it right!
-
...And ya'know, they'll protest almost ANYTHING these days!
Why, just yesterday I passed a sign that read: "END ROAD WORK"