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Title: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Barabbas on April 28, 2004, 09:10:54 pm

I'm off to an unnamed Muslim country for vacation porpoises and will not be around for 2 ~ 3 weeks....  Try not to miss me too much!

Unless you're planning to rob da joint....  In that case, I'll be sitting in the dark in my basement field-stripping my assault rifle collection.

Unless you're a Federal Marshall monitoring the forum....  In that case, I'll be.....

Oh, never mind.    
 

 
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Stormbringer on April 28, 2004, 09:15:06 pm
Good luck, godspeed and do not shake hands with the wrong hand!
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Khalee on April 28, 2004, 09:18:10 pm
Well I guess keep your head down.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Barabbas on April 28, 2004, 09:34:16 pm
Quote:

Good luck, godspeed and do not shake hands with the wrong hand!  




Don't worry.... I always shake with my right.  And I wash my hands when I'm done.


Oh.  You mean shake hands!      Well, which one is the wrong one?!?    

 
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Stormbringer on April 28, 2004, 09:55:38 pm
Arab muslims use thier left hand for ...personal hygeine (cleaning up after defecation). To offer the left hand to shake with is a deadly insult and they have been known to amputate the offender's hand. Sucked because I am left hand dominate. This factoid brought to you by the U.S. Army cultural briefing and Middle Eastern theater orientation; DS1.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Sirgod on April 29, 2004, 11:02:53 am
Please Be carefull Barrabas. God speed with your trip, and Let us know when you get back.

stephen
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: vsfedwards on April 29, 2004, 12:50:59 pm
Good luck and remember beware of your hand.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Dragon93 on April 29, 2004, 07:28:45 pm
From the title, I thought you were invading my house... ;-)

Good luck and safe travels whatever it is that you are actually doing...

Oh yeah... I'm back for a bit before life sweeps me away and submerges me again...
Title: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Barabbas on April 28, 2004, 09:10:54 pm

I'm off to an unnamed Muslim country for vacation porpoises and will not be around for 2 ~ 3 weeks....  Try not to miss me too much!

Unless you're planning to rob da joint....  In that case, I'll be sitting in the dark in my basement field-stripping my assault rifle collection.

Unless you're a Federal Marshall monitoring the forum....  In that case, I'll be.....

Oh, never mind.    
 

 
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Stormbringer on April 28, 2004, 09:15:06 pm
Good luck, godspeed and do not shake hands with the wrong hand!
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Khalee on April 28, 2004, 09:18:10 pm
Well I guess keep your head down.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Barabbas on April 28, 2004, 09:34:16 pm
Quote:

Good luck, godspeed and do not shake hands with the wrong hand!  




Don't worry.... I always shake with my right.  And I wash my hands when I'm done.


Oh.  You mean shake hands!      Well, which one is the wrong one?!?    

 
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Stormbringer on April 28, 2004, 09:55:38 pm
Arab muslims use thier left hand for ...personal hygeine (cleaning up after defecation). To offer the left hand to shake with is a deadly insult and they have been known to amputate the offender's hand. Sucked because I am left hand dominate. This factoid brought to you by the U.S. Army cultural briefing and Middle Eastern theater orientation; DS1.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Sirgod on April 29, 2004, 11:02:53 am
Please Be carefull Barrabas. God speed with your trip, and Let us know when you get back.

stephen
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: vsfedwards on April 29, 2004, 12:50:59 pm
Good luck and remember beware of your hand.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Dragon93 on April 29, 2004, 07:28:45 pm
From the title, I thought you were invading my house... ;-)

Good luck and safe travels whatever it is that you are actually doing...

Oh yeah... I'm back for a bit before life sweeps me away and submerges me again...
Title: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Barabbas on April 28, 2004, 09:10:54 pm

I'm off to an unnamed Muslim country for vacation porpoises and will not be around for 2 ~ 3 weeks....  Try not to miss me too much!

Unless you're planning to rob da joint....  In that case, I'll be sitting in the dark in my basement field-stripping my assault rifle collection.

Unless you're a Federal Marshall monitoring the forum....  In that case, I'll be.....

Oh, never mind.    
 

 
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Stormbringer on April 28, 2004, 09:15:06 pm
Good luck, godspeed and do not shake hands with the wrong hand!
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Khalee on April 28, 2004, 09:18:10 pm
Well I guess keep your head down.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Barabbas on April 28, 2004, 09:34:16 pm
Quote:

Good luck, godspeed and do not shake hands with the wrong hand!  




Don't worry.... I always shake with my right.  And I wash my hands when I'm done.


Oh.  You mean shake hands!      Well, which one is the wrong one?!?    

 
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Stormbringer on April 28, 2004, 09:55:38 pm
Arab muslims use thier left hand for ...personal hygeine (cleaning up after defecation). To offer the left hand to shake with is a deadly insult and they have been known to amputate the offender's hand. Sucked because I am left hand dominate. This factoid brought to you by the U.S. Army cultural briefing and Middle Eastern theater orientation; DS1.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Sirgod on April 29, 2004, 11:02:53 am
Please Be carefull Barrabas. God speed with your trip, and Let us know when you get back.

stephen
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: vsfedwards on April 29, 2004, 12:50:59 pm
Good luck and remember beware of your hand.
Title: Re: Into the Dragon's Lair....
Post by: Dragon93 on April 29, 2004, 07:28:45 pm
From the title, I thought you were invading my house... ;-)

Good luck and safe travels whatever it is that you are actually doing...

Oh yeah... I'm back for a bit before life sweeps me away and submerges me again...