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Title: 2004
Post by: Sirgod on May 06, 2004, 12:23:31 am
You know you are living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your "friends."

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
to you anymore,except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Baker on May 06, 2004, 12:57:34 am
 Bugger you got with the last ones  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Sirgod on May 06, 2004, 01:06:37 am
Quote:

 Bugger you got with the last ones    




It happened to Me also Bro.    

stephen
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: J. Carney on May 06, 2004, 01:08:18 pm
I think that he's gonna get everyone on it.

Got me too.
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Khalee on May 06, 2004, 01:22:37 pm
I refuse to scroll  back up to look if there is no number 9.
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: IKV Nemesis D7L on May 06, 2004, 01:30:57 pm
Quote:

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen  




#9  You have a 22 inch screen and no need to scroll up to check #9 because it is still on screen with #1 through #17  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: ferretlxix on May 06, 2004, 04:58:26 pm
Quote:

Quote:

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen  




#9  You have a 22 inch screen and no need to scroll up to check #9 because it is still on screen with #1 through #17  



Hah!  Poin-Poing-Poing!!!  I'm viewed this from a large screen too but darnit, I took a double take.  So, I guess you caught me in a different way.  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: vsfedwards on May 06, 2004, 05:28:28 pm
Well, being awkward I read it backwards (I do that a lot for some reason, especially when Im scanning or researching) so you didnt get me  
Title: 2004
Post by: Sirgod on May 06, 2004, 12:23:31 am
You know you are living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your "friends."

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
to you anymore,except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Baker on May 06, 2004, 12:57:34 am
 Bugger you got with the last ones  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Sirgod on May 06, 2004, 01:06:37 am
Quote:

 Bugger you got with the last ones    




It happened to Me also Bro.    

stephen
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: J. Carney on May 06, 2004, 01:08:18 pm
I think that he's gonna get everyone on it.

Got me too.
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Khalee on May 06, 2004, 01:22:37 pm
I refuse to scroll  back up to look if there is no number 9.
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: IKV Nemesis D7L on May 06, 2004, 01:30:57 pm
Quote:

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen  




#9  You have a 22 inch screen and no need to scroll up to check #9 because it is still on screen with #1 through #17  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: ferretlxix on May 06, 2004, 04:58:26 pm
Quote:

Quote:

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen  




#9  You have a 22 inch screen and no need to scroll up to check #9 because it is still on screen with #1 through #17  



Hah!  Poin-Poing-Poing!!!  I'm viewed this from a large screen too but darnit, I took a double take.  So, I guess you caught me in a different way.  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: vsfedwards on May 06, 2004, 05:28:28 pm
Well, being awkward I read it backwards (I do that a lot for some reason, especially when Im scanning or researching) so you didnt get me  
Title: 2004
Post by: Sirgod on May 06, 2004, 12:23:31 am
You know you are living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your "friends."

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
to you anymore,except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Baker on May 06, 2004, 12:57:34 am
 Bugger you got with the last ones  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Sirgod on May 06, 2004, 01:06:37 am
Quote:

 Bugger you got with the last ones    




It happened to Me also Bro.    

stephen
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: J. Carney on May 06, 2004, 01:08:18 pm
I think that he's gonna get everyone on it.

Got me too.
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: Khalee on May 06, 2004, 01:22:37 pm
I refuse to scroll  back up to look if there is no number 9.
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: IKV Nemesis D7L on May 06, 2004, 01:30:57 pm
Quote:

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen  




#9  You have a 22 inch screen and no need to scroll up to check #9 because it is still on screen with #1 through #17  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: ferretlxix on May 06, 2004, 04:58:26 pm
Quote:

Quote:

16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

 

stephen  




#9  You have a 22 inch screen and no need to scroll up to check #9 because it is still on screen with #1 through #17  



Hah!  Poin-Poing-Poing!!!  I'm viewed this from a large screen too but darnit, I took a double take.  So, I guess you caught me in a different way.  
Title: Re: 2004
Post by: vsfedwards on May 06, 2004, 05:28:28 pm
Well, being awkward I read it backwards (I do that a lot for some reason, especially when Im scanning or researching) so you didnt get me