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Title: I hate stoplights
Post by: Clark Kent on June 07, 2004, 05:19:10 pm

They just get in the way of everything.  I hate having to stop every block for a friggin stoplight for no reason.  I hate it taking 10-15 minues to get through a town when it should take less than 5.
Now, if terrorists were smart, which they aren't, they wouldn't be trying to fly planes into buildings, or killings innocent people.  They'd be taking things like incendiary grenades, inserting them inside of stop lights and blowing up every stop light they could late at night when no one was around to get hurt.  Who would hate a terrorist that did something like that?  Not I.

CK

P.S.  I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Capt. Mike on June 07, 2004, 10:55:37 pm

Try this link:  http://www.humorlinks.com/python/songs/iliketra.htm


Mike

   

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Clark Kent on June 07, 2004, 11:12:19 pm

Oh dear god...
 

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...  

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Capt. Mike on June 08, 2004, 05:29:59 am

Glad you liked it..it is an old skit, but still funny.

Mike

 

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: KOL_Grim on June 08, 2004, 05:32:58 am

 

Monty Python Pure Genius  

Title: I hate stoplights
Post by: Clark Kent on June 07, 2004, 05:19:10 pm

They just get in the way of everything.  I hate having to stop every block for a friggin stoplight for no reason.  I hate it taking 10-15 minues to get through a town when it should take less than 5.
Now, if terrorists were smart, which they aren't, they wouldn't be trying to fly planes into buildings, or killings innocent people.  They'd be taking things like incendiary grenades, inserting them inside of stop lights and blowing up every stop light they could late at night when no one was around to get hurt.  Who would hate a terrorist that did something like that?  Not I.

CK

P.S.  I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Capt. Mike on June 07, 2004, 10:55:37 pm

Try this link:  http://www.humorlinks.com/python/songs/iliketra.htm


Mike

   

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Clark Kent on June 07, 2004, 11:12:19 pm

Oh dear god...
 

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...  

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Capt. Mike on June 08, 2004, 05:29:59 am

Glad you liked it..it is an old skit, but still funny.

Mike

 

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: KOL_Grim on June 08, 2004, 05:32:58 am

 

Monty Python Pure Genius  

Title: I hate stoplights
Post by: Clark Kent on June 07, 2004, 05:19:10 pm

They just get in the way of everything.  I hate having to stop every block for a friggin stoplight for no reason.  I hate it taking 10-15 minues to get through a town when it should take less than 5.
Now, if terrorists were smart, which they aren't, they wouldn't be trying to fly planes into buildings, or killings innocent people.  They'd be taking things like incendiary grenades, inserting them inside of stop lights and blowing up every stop light they could late at night when no one was around to get hurt.  Who would hate a terrorist that did something like that?  Not I.

CK

P.S.  I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Capt. Mike on June 07, 2004, 10:55:37 pm

Try this link:  http://www.humorlinks.com/python/songs/iliketra.htm


Mike

   

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Clark Kent on June 07, 2004, 11:12:19 pm

Oh dear god...
 

CK

P.S. I like Latinas...
....And apparently Asian ladies as well...  

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: Capt. Mike on June 08, 2004, 05:29:59 am

Glad you liked it..it is an old skit, but still funny.

Mike

 

Title: Re: I hate stoplights
Post by: KOL_Grim on June 08, 2004, 05:32:58 am

 

Monty Python Pure Genius