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Title: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 27, 2004, 09:00:06 pm: A little something I came across on the web:

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...

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Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?

Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!

Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!

Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!

Picard: But surely we must not be late!

Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.

Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!

Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be?
Who lit the fire?

Riker: Not me.

Worf: Not me.

Picard: Computer, how long til we die?

Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.

Data: May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems...

Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!

Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.

Troi: We still must save the Indran planet --

Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...

Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand -- we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.

Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires
And that's what started all the fires.

Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no!
We need to go! We need to go!

Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy
And lock him up and ask him why?

Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.
I say give him problems dental.

Troi: Are any Romulan ships around?
Have scanners said that they've been found?
Or is it Borg or some new threat
We haven't even heard of yet?
I sense no malice in this crew.
Now what are we supposed to do?

Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us.
They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
I can't just sit and let them die!
A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!

Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.

Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?*

Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun --
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.

Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?

Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.

Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!
Our troubles now are at an end!

Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly
And orbit yonder Indran sky!

Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?

Geordi: Yes, sir, we can.

Picard: Then make it so!
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on June 27, 2004, 09:18:08 pm: LMAO
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SkyFlyer on June 27, 2004, 09:30:23 pm: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE VOICES MAKE IT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SSCF-Rolling on June 27, 2004, 10:33:26 pm: That is quiet a funny poem.
I wish I could flip a coin,
and land it right here upon my loin,
but I don't, so I'll be goin.
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 27, 2004, 10:47:01 pm: Quote from: SSCF-Rolling on June 27, 2004, 10:33:26 pm
That is quiet a funny poem.
I wish I could flip a coin,
and land it right here upon my loin,
but I don't, so I'll be goin.

I'd gladly stick my 2 cents in
and risk the blow from your rolling pin
your gone now, ah what might have been
So I'll just post some Dr.Suess again........... :P
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SSCF-Rolling on June 27, 2004, 10:54:27 pm: Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 27, 2004, 10:47:01 pm
Quote from: SSCF-Rolling on June 27, 2004, 10:33:26 pm
That is quiet a funny poem.
I wish I could flip a coin,
and land it right here upon my loin,
but I don't, so I'll be goin.

I'd gladly stick my 2 cents in
and risk the blow from your rolling pin
your gone now, ah what might have been
So I'll just post some Dr.Suess again........... :P

The rolling pin I put down,
the wood of smooth golden brown.
My heart is broken, and in a case,
but you have brought a smile to my face.
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 27, 2004, 10:54:40 pm: Ok here something origional in the same vein

Dr. Suess visits Alliance teamspeak pre-server.

Hooch: Serves about to launch I?m so excited,
   I hope to see all the Feds I invited

SSCF: We are all here on teamspeak as you can see
   But who?s our leader, who will it be?

Hooch: Don?t look at me ask Weamz or Thrain
   I wont do it again cause it?s a pain

Thrain Or Wanderer better him than me
I don?t wanna can?t you see

Weamz: He?s the man I tell you so
   Trust the dwarf cause he does know

C-Los: Besides hes not on right now you see
   Therefore our leader shall be he.

Capt Jeff: My friend has a valid point
   Now time for me to roll a joint

Hooch: Where are our allies, why aren?t they here?

762: Easy dude just went for beer

Hooch: Didn?t hear you report for duty

Bearslayer: He was looking at Tracey?s booty

Tracey: I?ll slap him silly if he tries

Deadman: But what a way to get blackeyes

Kim: You men are just all alike
   My pin is ready now to strike

Grim: All Hydrans active plan Delta
   Make all haste to Ted?s Bomb Shelta

Father Ted There is plenty room inside for more
   Just check all weapons at the door

Kim Does that include my Rolling Pin

Father Ted Yes for it would be a sin

Die Hard: Enough! Enough! Lets get a plan
   Before this silliness gets out of hand
   I could be spending time with my bitches

Tracey: Watch out for labs or you?ll need stitches.

Max: I have a plan to do the trick
   Posted on the forums so read it quick
   Its simple direct and hard to botch

762: As long as it goes well with scotch

Scipio: Did someone here just call my name?
   I heard scotch so in I came.
   With single malt we cannot lose
   Provided cookies come with the booze

Agave: Cookies that would be a crime
   Good Tequila needs no salt or lime

Scippy: My good man, cookies are required
   Or one ends up quite expired
   In war I want no doubt
   That my wingman might pass out

Agave: Don?t go there my friend just can it
   So I got drunk and hit a planet
   It wont happen again, no fear
   Now I use Maverick as my spear

Maverick: I wasn?t watching you just got lucky!

Agave: Tell it to the papers Bucky!

Maverick: Shaddup you know that?s just so wrong

Capt Jeff: Kzin are here! Time to pack my bong!

M?ress: A bong! A bong! Who?s got da ?Nip

Capt Jeff: Here you go! Let her rip!

Green: Everyone has read the rules?
   Wouldn?t want to look like fools

Gook: In Latin all legal and Concise

J?inn: Translation available for a price

Gook: J?inn you do our profession proud

J?inn: Shhh! Don?t say that quite so loud

Soreyes: They have to be 10 pages long
   Better let me hit that bong

Fluf: They aren?t so long give a try

Kortez: Shaddup Fluf Bake me a pie!

Matsukasi: Pies are fine but not my dreams
   Fluf bake me some Krispy Kremes

Kroma: If dreamy creamy is what needs baking
   Check out what Kroma has a? shakin

Matsukasi: Knew I should have chosen Lyran
   Who let this tutu wearing queer in?
   Got recruited when I was plastard
   I?ll fix you yet Chuut you bastard.

Chuut: I know it was a dirty trick
   But I?m not winging with Maverick
   Had to find another sucker
   Cause I?m avoiding that little f*#@%r

Hooch: Well I?ll assume that you felines are playing?

Lyrkiller: After giving the forums 1 good spraying.

Hooch: So that was that awful smell

Kroma: No I?m on my period can?t you tell

All: EWWW, din't need that news imparted
   Can?t we get this server started?

Hooch: Its up! Its up! Its time to play!

All: We are so happy Yay! Yay! Yay!
   Damn, now its down, we are all distraught

Kortez: You know its really all Fluf?s Fault
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on June 27, 2004, 11:08:44 pm: :rofl:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on June 27, 2004, 11:21:10 pm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: GDA-Agave on June 28, 2004, 12:02:39 am: Oh my God. I'm gonna fall over my frickin chair.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maverick the spearman. It's eternal now. Hehehehehehe.

Great one chuut!!!

Brilliant!!

Agave
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Fluf on June 28, 2004, 12:10:01 am: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

STOP IT! I CANT TAKE ANYMORE! :lol:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SkyFlyer on June 28, 2004, 12:25:51 am: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE VOICES THEYRE BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR!
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: IAF Lyrkiller on June 28, 2004, 12:29:23 am: I am w/ Flufster, make it stop
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SkyFlyer on June 28, 2004, 12:31:34 am: but youre not with me? pffy stupid kats
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: IAF Lyrkiller on June 28, 2004, 12:34:28 am: Quote from: SkyFlyer on June 28, 2004, 12:31:34 am
but youre not with me? pffy stupid kats

WATCH YOUR TONGUE! whelp... ;)
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SkyFlyer on June 28, 2004, 12:42:43 am: cats... i mean kats... are stupid... everyone knows that... Thats why fluf always screws up... hes considered retarded even by your standards... :) ima just playin fluf :)
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Entrail on June 28, 2004, 04:51:21 am: Now why do i never get invited to these Drinking and Smoking meetings :banghead: :iamwithstupid: :spam: :2gun: :rules:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 04:57:17 am: You use David Spade for an avatar and you have to ask?

:smackhead:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Soreyes on June 28, 2004, 05:08:51 am: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :notworthy: :notworthy: :woot: :woot:

:dance:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Capt Jeff on June 28, 2004, 05:31:02 am: Why am I always the one with the nip???

Oh, forgot something !!

(http://home.netcom.com/~jeff22/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/taldren.jpg)
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on June 28, 2004, 01:11:12 pm: Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 27, 2004, 09:00:06 pm
A little something I came across on the web:

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...

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<snip>

What do you mean, "if!?"
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Bonk on June 28, 2004, 05:41:42 pm: Quote from: Capt Jeff on June 28, 2004, 05:31:02 am
Why am I always the one with the nip???

Oh, forgot something !!

([url]http://home.netcom.com/~jeff22/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/taldren.jpg[/url])

LOL, that is too mucking fuch! ...nothing like a frosty Bud!

And I liked your original effort at the Dr. Seuss much better than the one you found on the web. Good job Chuut! (somehow I imagine there were a few fatties involved ;))
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Grim on June 28, 2004, 07:30:46 pm: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Green on June 28, 2004, 07:38:59 pm: good post Chuut ...
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 11:07:01 pm: Question is will the Coalition pilots be able to create a large enough bribe to prevent a Ventrillo edition.

<Smicker>
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SSCF-Rolling on June 28, 2004, 11:08:30 pm: <giggles>

Oh, which is worth more.... them paying a bribe or having a good long needed laugh?
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 11:11:08 pm: Quote from: SSCF-Rolling on June 28, 2004, 11:08:30 pm
<giggles>

Oh, which is worth more.... them paying a bribe or having a good long needed laugh?

depends on how large the bribe

;D
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: C-Los on June 29, 2004, 07:36:55 am: Excellent Chutty.... :lol: :rofl: :woot:

Everytime I think you can't get any better than your last one.....

You make my ribs hurt more !!!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on June 29, 2004, 08:59:59 am: You fergot one thing, Chuut:

Where's the part about me makin' the server go down with my voice? :P
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KBF-WillWeasel on June 29, 2004, 10:59:44 am: Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 11:07:01 pm
Question is will the Coalition pilots be able to create a large enough bribe to prevent a Ventrillo edition.

<Smicker>

If you only knew...... ;D
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: Strafer on June 29, 2004, 11:23:50 am: Quote from: WillWeasel on June 29, 2004, 10:59:44 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 11:07:01 pm
Question is will the Coalition pilots be able to create a large enough bribe to prevent a Ventrillo edition.

<Smicker>

If you only knew...... ;D

"...dead puppies aren't much fun!"
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on June 29, 2004, 04:28:13 pm: Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 11:07:01 pm
Question is will the Coalition pilots be able to create a large enough bribe to prevent a Ventrillo edition.

<Smicker>

We're not skeered o' you! lol...
Title: Re: If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 30, 2004, 12:46:22 am: Quote from: FCM_Dogmatix_XC on June 29, 2004, 04:28:13 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on June 28, 2004, 11:07:01 pm
Question is will the Coalition pilots be able to create a large enough bribe to prevent a Ventrillo edition.

<Smicker>

We're not skeered o' you! lol...

Ok so your stupid...... ;D (ps. that goes for madelf too, I want your best, I aint afraid, stupid maybe but not afraid)