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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Gambler on July 16, 2004, 03:11:55 pm
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The Redneck Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother.
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will,
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still."
You can't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell yo' mother,
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.
But Mama knew and said, my child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or Marry Joe,
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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LOL. :thumbsup: :rofl: :thumbsup: :rofl: :thumbsup: :rofl:
Stephen
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ROFFL!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
The sad part is I know a few families like that. I also know some that are even more screwed up. For instance, I went to school with two girls who were:
1.) Step-sisters
2.) half-sisters
AND
3.) cousins
all at the same time!!!
If you can't guess how this is possible, I willexplain it later.
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Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?
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Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?
Close:
Man marries woman#1 and has child.
Man divorces woman#1.
Man marries her sister, woman#2, and has child.
Woman adopts child#1, who is both her niece and step-daughter.
The girls are, therefore:
half-sisters (same father),
step-sisters (due to the second marriage)
and
cousins (daughters of two sisters).
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Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?
Close:
Man marries woman#1 and has child.
Man divorces woman#1.
Man marries her sister, woman#2, and has child.
Woman adopts child#1, who is both her niece and step-daughter.
The girls are, therefore:
half-sisters (same father),
step-sisters (due to the second marriage)
and
cousins (daughters of two sisters).
Who wrote this script, Abbott & Costello? :lol:
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got another for u
Man 1 marries woman 1
man 2 marries woman 2
man 1 and man 2 are 1st cousins
woman 1 and woman 2 are sisters
therefore all children are first & second cousins
no inbreeding though
;D
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Brother and sister marry, have a child together, and one had a daughter from a previous relationship with a cousin?
Close:
Man marries woman#1 and has child.
Man divorces woman#1.
Man marries her sister, woman#2, and has child.
Woman adopts child#1, who is both her niece and step-daughter.
The girls are, therefore:
half-sisters (same father),
step-sisters (due to the second marriage)
and
cousins (daughters of two sisters).
Who wrote this script, Abbott & Costello? :lol:
Aaron Spelling?
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got another for u
Man 1 marries woman 1
man 2 marries woman 2
man 1 and man 2 are 1st cousins
woman 1 and woman 2 are sisters
therefore all children are first & second cousins
no inbreeding though
;D
Two brothers marry two sisters. (No twins)
What is the correct genealogical name for the relationship between the children of the two marriages? They are 1st cousins through both the fathers and the mothers.
True situation.
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actually 1st and 2nd......the 2 men are 1st cousins
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actually 1st and 2nd......the 2 men are 1st cousins
Right... I was still asleep and thought that both pair were siblings! Wrong answergone, and searching for the right one.
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And here I thought it was weird that I have an uncle that is also a cousin.
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Now, you see, this is why I'm so attracted to Asian women and latinas- no chance there for me to get together with someone I'm related to...
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Ah CK..who knows what you grandparents, parents, or even farther back were doing in the 1800's or earlier..any sailors/soldiers in your ancestry?
Just a woot..... :woot:
Mike
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A very intelligent Causcasian friend once said to me, in an obvious effort to get my goat, that "All you Chinese guys are so stuck up proud that youre so 'ethnically pure'. Hah- I've got news for you: all you Northern Chinese are mixed with Mongolians, Manchurians, and Turkic people; all you Southern Chinese are mixed with Polynesians and Europeans!" Now he never mentioned to what extent in either case, but after we ragged on each other a bit, I went back and realized he had a point. (To which, when I told him so, he just said something to the effect of 'Hrumph. I know I'm right!')
So, CK, you're not off the hook yet, because, now, especially in the U.S., there's much "Chinese intermarriage" (boy, how racist can you get, when you can make such distinctions among 'your own kind'?!!) I'd assume it's similar for Koreans, Japanese, and all Latinas. I just hope this doesn't make us all rednecks.
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E_Look, be proud brother redneck, be proud! :thumbsup: ;D
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Well, arms' too short to apply sunblock back there (no, not my butt). ;D
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oh yes, i can be sure. Except possibly for a cousin my own age, no one in my family has ever made it over there. Had a couple ancestors in the civil war, but all of the people closely related to me have been farmers since way way back (not I, of course, or my parents), and had no sense of adventure or desire to explore the world. I cannot speak for what Chinese people are doing, but I can say they have not mated with my family...
Well, maybe my uncle in Vietnam, but he's dead, and not many Vietnamese that I've met in MN.
Take that you fancy english Kaniggit!! ;D
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CK, if you're talking to me, "... Take that you fancy english Kaniggit!!"
OW! OW! I'm calling a lawyer! (What's a kaniggit?)
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My God man! You have not seen Monty Python's 'Search for the Holly Grail'? This is bad, very bad....
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It's been waaaaay too long... :P
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It's been waaaaay too long... :P
Perhaps this will jog your memory a litlle better:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of eldeberries!!
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It's been waaaaay too long... :P
Perhaps this will jog your memory a litlle better:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of eldeberries!!
Sis????? ;) ;) ;)
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It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.