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Title: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Gambler on July 26, 2004, 11:31:40 am
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It's too bad AOL doesn't have a do not mail list.  I get them at home.  We get dozens at work and since it's a CD-Rom people feel that they need to be forwarded to the IT department.
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Darth Sidious on July 26, 2004, 01:00:43 pm
AOHFIL CD-Nukerowave coasters!
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: kmelew on July 26, 2004, 01:03:45 pm
Put a wire hook in them and they make great Christmas tree ornaments!
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 on July 26, 2004, 01:16:27 pm
I hang them in the trees in front of my house. It scares off birds, squirrels, and seems to hypnotize door to door magazine sellers and Jehovahs Witnesses!
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Sirgod on July 26, 2004, 03:04:36 pm
Wasn't there Someone who was asking for the disk's to mail them back to AOL?

I lost the link.

Stephen
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Gambler on July 26, 2004, 03:05:07 pm
I think that was Craig Shergold.
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: AlienLXIX on July 27, 2004, 02:10:33 pm
Sending them back is nifty but how about collecting them then forwarding them to your bitter enemy? 

I do like that idea about decorating the Xmas tree with them.  Makes something unneeded and unwanted into someting pretty.  OOOOO or how about breaking them down and making mosaics?  I hate to mention the bride of Satan, Martha, but didn't she do a comercial way back where she was cutting up her credit cards to make a picture for her pool?
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Harlax on July 28, 2004, 03:17:21 am
You know, back when they were sending them out on floppies, the things were marginally useful.

Perhaps they should be required to send them out on CDRW.....
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Capt. Mike on July 28, 2004, 05:36:05 am
They can be used for target practice (skeet style)....pulll    blamm!!!


Mike
Title: Re: Impending Environmental Disaster
Post by: Byzantine on July 28, 2004, 03:50:12 pm
Attach them to a parabolic shaped chicked-wire grid and make a solar oven.