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Title: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 05:37:42 pm
I was out with some peeps from karate last night, when the very same friend stopped by to catch us at denny's.  She had just been out with some of her girlfriends, and one of them had just spent months in China and is going back there soon.  So anyway, I asked my friend if she could ask her friend to import some of those fine asian women for me...
AND I GOT SLAPPED FOR IT!!!!
What did I say???

Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: J. Carney on July 30, 2004, 05:39:11 pm
I don't have a clue, man... I've been trying to get a friend that lives in London to mail me acouple of Eire's finest daughters for years. Alas, it is to no avail.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on July 30, 2004, 07:52:46 pm
Make sure they poke some air-holes in the package, otherwise it's just a big mess to clean up.

::Sigh::

::picks up shovel to bury mail order bride::
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Gambler on July 30, 2004, 07:55:15 pm
By mentioning other women who are *fine* you implied that she is not *fine* and worthy of your attention.  She may not want it, but by god you're not allowed to give it to anyone else.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 08:37:05 pm
I suppose that makes sense.  however, she has a boyfriend, I'm not interested in her, and that's that.   ;D
Still, why is that worth a slap?  I mena she hit me hard man!
Where's Alien?  Perhaps she can explain this...
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on July 30, 2004, 09:26:56 pm
That time of the month?

::SMACK::

Dammit what'd I say?

::SMACK!!::

Ow dammit stop hittin me!

::SMACK::

OK ok put down the gun! Aww sh*t.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: AlienLXIX on July 30, 2004, 10:07:34 pm
I suppose that makes sense.  however, she has a boyfriend, I'm not interested in her, and that's that.   ;D
Still, why is that worth a slap?  I mena she hit me hard man!
Where's Alien?  Perhaps she can explain this...

Uhh my guess is that you came off as a Chauvinist Pig from the deepest darkest reaches of Hel?

OK sure it might have been a PMS thing but it was kinda rude don't ya think?  It's like asking her to pimp for you or something.

Make any sense?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on July 30, 2004, 10:14:58 pm
Does that mean pimpin is a bad thing?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: AlienLXIX on July 31, 2004, 01:07:58 am
Does that mean pimpin is a bad thing?



::) ::)

You know I was about to edit my original post because as I was driving my kids to my dad's place I was thinking that I didn't word my post very well.  In fact I WAS thinking about apologising for posting a flame or something that could become a flame . . . 

NOT ANY MORE BUDDY! ;D
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on July 31, 2004, 01:35:02 am
::puts on his helmet and heads down to the PMS bunker he built in the backyard::

Chargin Omaha beach ain't nothing compared to a womans scorn....hell at least the Germans would do ya quick.

Alien looks like the type that would take her time lol.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on July 31, 2004, 07:42:16 am
::) ::)

You know I was about to edit my original post because as I was driving my kids to my dad's place I was thinking that I didn't word my post very well.  In fact I WAS thinking about apologising for posting a flame or something that could become a flame . . . 

NOT ANY MORE BUDDY! ;D

Actually, I thought you were just joking around, like I have been, so no worries.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Sirgod on August 01, 2004, 02:34:18 pm
Hehe, Clark is Such a Qui Lo. (sp)

Stephen
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on August 01, 2004, 05:16:35 pm
Hehe, Clark is Such a Qui Lo. (sp)

Stephen

What is a Wui lo?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Sirgod on August 01, 2004, 05:19:39 pm
I was trying to recall how to type something along the lines of Kwai Lo , as in the Term for American White People from the Chinese language. (Cantonese). It's been along long time,and was meant as a joke.

Stephen thinking onc again that Damn Bruce lee got me into trouble.  ;)

Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on August 01, 2004, 05:26:36 pm
OH, i see, the chinese version of gringo?
Call me what you like, so long as i get my imports!   ;D
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: SkyFlyer on August 01, 2004, 05:31:39 pm
Heh this will be very politically incorrect... But PMS only affects about 5-10% of women... =\ Its true. I learned it in health class, and I was like wth? So I checked up on it, and she (my teacher) was right!
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: J. Carney on August 01, 2004, 05:35:20 pm
Heh this will be very politically incorrect... But PMS only affects about 5-10% of women... =\ Its true. I learned it in health class, and I was like wth? So I checked up on it, and she (my teacher) was right!

Spoken like someone without a large amount of dealings with the fairer sex. (don't know if you have or not)

Even if that 15% is all that really is affected, they will always be the ones around (and the only ones around) when you make a sexist comment. ;D

*dives intobunker and prepares for nuclear assault for that one*
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Capt_Bearslayer_XC on August 02, 2004, 12:35:46 pm
The ex was a BAD PMSer....

She was downright nasty when she went into it....

Her comment all the time was, "You don't have to go thru this!!"

My reply was always, "Oh, yes, I do... you drag me thru it every month with you!"

It was usually said as I was running out the door... ;D
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Abfalter on August 02, 2004, 12:38:33 pm
I was out with some peeps from karate last night, when the very same friend stopped by to catch us at denny's.  She had just been out with some of her girlfriends, and one of them had just spent months in China and is going back there soon.  So anyway, I asked my friend if she could ask her friend to import some of those fine asian women for me...
AND I GOT SLAPPED FOR IT!!!!
What did I say???



Because you used the word "peeps".  I mean, 'peeps'?  You should be slapped...
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on August 02, 2004, 12:54:23 pm
what's wrong with peeps?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: interloper on August 02, 2004, 03:06:46 pm
The ex was a BAD PMSer....

She was downright nasty when she went into it....

Her comment all the time was, "You don't have to go thru this!!"

My reply was always, "Oh, yes, I do... you drag me thru it every month with you!"

It was usually said as I was running out the door... ;D

running for the door works well, i suggest being in the car with it in gear 1st,
my wife is a good shot with a frying pan among other things   ;D
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Gambler on August 02, 2004, 03:15:19 pm
Drumroll please.

The number one reason it was a slappable offense is because a woman decided it was a slappable offense.  Any attempt by a man to understand the reasoning behind such a slap can only result in at least another slap, a cold shoulder, or a kick in the crotch.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Capt_Bearslayer_XC on August 02, 2004, 03:19:30 pm
The ex was a BAD PMSer....

She was downright nasty when she went into it....

Her comment all the time was, "You don't have to go thru this!!"

My reply was always, "Oh, yes, I do... you drag me thru it every month with you!"

It was usually said as I was running out the door... ;D

running for the door works well, i suggest being in the car with it in gear 1st,
my wife is a good shot with a frying pan among other things   ;D

Nah!!  You just need to remember to CLOSE the door after you go out it.... preferably LOCKING it as you go.... ;D
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Abfalter on August 02, 2004, 03:53:05 pm
what's wrong with peeps?


It just sounds goofy....

Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Gambler on August 02, 2004, 04:00:17 pm
Aren't peeps the little marshmallow pieces of garbage that stores try to sell everyone at Easter?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on August 02, 2004, 04:01:03 pm
are you dissin my suburban lingo?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on August 03, 2004, 05:20:20 pm
I was out with some peeps from karate last night, when the very same friend stopped by to catch us at denny's.  She had just been out with some of her girlfriends, and one of them had just spent months in China and is going back there soon.  So anyway, I asked my friend if she could ask her friend to import some of those fine asian women for me...
AND I GOT SLAPPED FOR IT!!!!
What did I say???


1)  You implied that women are property, which can be imported (for ownership or "exploitation")
2)  You impied that you might like to "own" more than one woman at a time.

Both are slapping offenses.


-S'Cipio
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on August 03, 2004, 06:55:22 pm
are you dissin my suburban lingo?


No, we're going to execute you for crimes against the English language.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on August 03, 2004, 09:24:03 pm
1)  You implied that women are property, which can be imported (for ownership or "exploitation")
2)  You impied that you might like to "own" more than one woman at a time.

Both are slapping offenses.
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But why are these slapping offenses?
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Gambler on August 03, 2004, 09:39:30 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Clark is never gonna get Lois or Lana.
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: AlienLXIX on August 03, 2004, 10:02:49 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Clark is never gonna get Lois or Lana.
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: interloper on August 03, 2004, 10:12:16 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Clark is never gonna get Lois or Lana.
:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

there is always jimmy   :o :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid:
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Gambler on August 03, 2004, 10:15:22 pm
there is always jimmy   :o :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid:

I don't think TheJudge has outed Jimmy yet.  ;)
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: interloper on August 03, 2004, 10:19:13 pm
coming or going????  :o :o :o :o

oh dear god i think i just made myself sick!   ;D

J/K
Title: Re: Why is this a slappable offense???
Post by: Clark Kent on August 03, 2004, 10:40:53 pm
Who needs lana or lois?  Are they a sexy sexy asian woman?  I don't think so.   ;)