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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Brush Wolf on August 01, 2004, 09:55:45 pm
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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of Georgia.
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
consisting of eggs and bacon
He noticed a film -- like substance on his plate and he questioned his
grandfather...."are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch,
he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance that
looked like dried egg yokes..... so he ask again, "Are you sure these plates
are clean"?
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you
before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't ask
me about it anymore!"
Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town.
As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let
him pass so he said,
"Gram pa, your dog won't let me out."
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV
his grandfather shouted, ..."COLDWATER, Go lay down!
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Hehe good one.
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That's a good one....sick, but good
Mike
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Sick but extremely funny, rofl.
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Hey!!! Don't knock the PRE-WASH treatment.
It is the third most important job of the 7 tasks a dog has!!!
1) Guard House
2) Clean up dropped food
3) Pre-wash dishes
4) Keep feet warm in winter
5) Chase flying bugs out of house
6) Keep cats away from home
7) Play!!
See!! It says it all right there!! ;D