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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: GDA-S'Cipio on August 02, 2004, 07:06:54 pm
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" . . . Gorn "women" were the drive behind the development of warp drive so they could actaully get some good loving... "
DH's current tagline brings back painful memories. The real reason men go galloping across the stars is to get some good alien loving. (Just ask Kirk!) The Gorn, however, victim of rampant warm-bloodedism in the narrow-minded galaxy, have a little trouble getting dates among the mammals.
See for yourself:
(http://www.fourpower.com/BlindBruceDate.jpg)
This is unfair. We are smarter and better looking than any other race in the galaxy! So, finally, we had to settle for less subtle means.
(http://www.members.cox.net/amccarley/Recruit/creature.jpg)
-S'Cipio the discriminated against
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This is unfair. We are smarter and better looking than any other race in the galaxy! So, finally, we had to settle for less subtle means.
([url]http://www.members.cox.net/amccarley/Recruit/creature.jpg[/url])
Uh, Scippy, that's a fish (http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/tongue.gif)
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Hey bruce, if you drew that pic of Troi, youve got a future in pr0n, woot!
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The Gorn were not too picky either....
(http://www.planethelen.charitydays.co.uk/photos/red0310.jpg)
;D
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Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........
(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/cat-sisters.jpg)
Word of warning: With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!
Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D
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Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........
([url]http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/cat-sisters.jpg[/url])
Word of warning: With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!
Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D
Damn It Chuut!!!!!! Why do I always end up with the one's who have been corrupted by Kroma? :o
(http://www.tsimmes.net/paddys/graphics/litfoothula.gif)
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Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........
([url]http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/cat-sisters.jpg[/url])
Word of warning: With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!
Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D
Damn It Chuut!!!!!! Why do I always end up with the one's who have been corrupted by Kroma? :o
([url]http://www.tsimmes.net/paddys/graphics/litfoothula.gif[/url])
<Best Mel Brook's Voice>
Its good to be the RM
- KAT Chuut-Ritt
History of the Kzin Part I
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It's been difficult getting back to Fed ships after flying Mirak in GW1. Sigh....
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Hey bruce, if you drew that pic of Troi, youve got a future in pr0n, woot!
lol!
No, I'm afraid I "stole" that picture from someone else on the internet. All I did was change the Gorn's dialogue box.
-S'Cipio the thief
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Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........
([url]http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/cat-sisters.jpg[/url])
Word of warning: With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!
Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D
Best of all they are None Sentient ;)
<runs like hell from incoming rolling pins > :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Uh, Scippy, that's a fish ([url]http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/tongue.gif[/url])
I assure you that while I have been called many things on a date, "cold fish" isn't one of them.
(I admit I just crawled out of the Black Lagoon in that photo, but I still thought I looked rather fetching.)
-S'Cipio
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best of all they are None Sentient ;)
<runs like hell from incoming rolling pins > :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rollingpin:
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Of course the Kzinti had other resons for developing Warp Drive as our females are quite attractive..........
([url]http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/cat-sisters.jpg[/url])
Word of warning: With Kzinti females No means No, and a disruptor fired at you if you don't desist in your advances!
Chuut, the often shot at........... ;D
Woot! Wow, thats enough to make a Cat person out of a Dog person, I declare. Mans best friend INDEED! Have to work on those teeth tho...
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Woot! Wow, thats enough to make a Cat person out of a Dog person, I declare. Mans best friend INDEED! Have to work on those teeth tho...
Use a file ... works great.
I didn't say that.
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Dr. McCoy: Report to my cabin, with a latex remover and a laser tooth file.
And some KY.
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Dr. McCoy: Report to my cabin, with a latex remover and a laser tooth file.
And some KY.
LMAO !!!!
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Dr. McCoy: Report to my cabin, with a latex remover and a laser tooth file.
And some KY.
:o didn't realize Dr. McCoy had pointy teeth.............. ;D
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Dont speak ill of the Dead, bad kitty!
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Dont speak ill of the Dead, bad kitty!
Or Ole' McCoy 'ill come back from the dead and "modify" yer figure Azteca style ;)
Ooooooooo, Spooooooky...
<Gregorian chanting insues>
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Dont speak ill of the Dead, bad kitty!
Or Ole' McCoy 'ill come back from the dead and "modify" yer figure Azteca style ;)
Ooooooooo, Spooooooky...
<Gregorian chanting insues>
No problem I tend bar and it would certainly help my tips!...... ;D
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Well, just going by MY tipping activites...
Da bigger the tits, the bigger the tips.