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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT J'inn on August 21, 2004, 01:02:26 pm
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Who's J'inn's Daddy? Thread
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
<manic applause>
Daddy Number 1: Firesoul (but FS did not like Little J'inn and traded him one mission later to . . .)
Daddy Number 2: Mazeppa (J'inn died in about 45 seconds)
Who will be Daddy #3?? Daddy #893709430?? STAY TUNED!!!!
<sniff>
HEY I'M RUSTY!!! STFU!!!
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Figures I'd be stuck out here right now... ;)
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Would you hurry up and get on?
I need someone to make me look good...
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Would you hurry up and get on?
I need someone to make me look good...
That will take alot more effort then just 1 person I think
Hexx AKA The Worst Klingon on GW3
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Hexx AKA The Worst Klingon on GW3
Actually, he's not ;D
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Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT. That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.
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Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT. That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.
Setting a level 4 tractor, and loving the new random terrain maps.
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Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT. That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.
Cheer up, J'inn...one match with whatever you're flying vs. my C8B and you'll be feeling like the ace we know you are....heheh.
Gawd I hate that ship...it's just pathetic...heheh.
Next time we're on at the same time, let's see if we can get ya a confidence-builder in...heheh. "I ran off Doggy's DN!" It'll make ya feel good, man.
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Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT. That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.
Cheer up, J'inn...one match with whatever you're flying vs. my C8B and you'll be feeling like the ace we know you are....heheh.
Gawd I hate that ship...it's just pathetic...heheh.
Next time we're on at the same time, let's see if we can get ya a confidence-builder in...heheh. "I ran off Doggy's DN!" It'll make ya feel good, man.
<sniff> <sniff>
I smell a set up here.
:P
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Little J'inn will be playing tonight from about 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm EDT. That is if Daddy Mazeppa will let me.
Cheer up, J'inn...one match with whatever you're flying vs. my C8B and you'll be feeling like the ace we know you are....heheh.
Gawd I hate that ship...it's just pathetic...heheh.
Next time we're on at the same time, let's see if we can get ya a confidence-builder in...heheh. "I ran off Doggy's DN!" It'll make ya feel good, man.
<sniff> <sniff>
I smell a set up here.
:P
ROFL....who me!? Sandbag? NEVER! heheh...
Actually...if you knew how pathetic the C8B really is, you'ld know I'm actually being serious...lol.
The only thing the C8B has on an F5D/B is hull, shields and transporters! :lol:
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ROFL....who me!? Sandbag? NEVER! heheh...
Actually...if you knew how pathetic the C8B really is, you'ld know I'm actually being serious...lol.
The only thing the C8B has on an F5D/B is hull, shields and transporters! :lol:
(http://uk.geocities.com/priyasaravan/pictures/general/asterix.jpg)
:P :P
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Daddy #3: Well it got weird. It seems Daddy Mazeppa drove Little J'inn to an artisty part of town and handed him over to his new Daddys. That's right. Plural. Daddy Mini Me and Daddy Shadowlord were so mean to me. <sniff> But now . . . J'inn has two Daddys!! I know, it's weird. But they wear a lot of leather and all and . . . NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!! But they real ganged up on me while KOTH Green watched and snickered. <sniff>
Uncle #1: Then came mean old Firehawk. I ran away from him after he slapped me around so he's just an uncle. :P
I wonder if my two Daddys will let me play tonight??
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Uncle #1: Then came mean old Firehawk. I ran away from him after he slapped me around so he's just an uncle. :P
Hey I'm not old :)
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I can't wait for Hexx and J'inn to kill EACH OTHER... .. at which point J'inn will be singing that "I am my own Grand-pa!" song . ;)
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Uncle #2 Mini Me . . . .
Daddy Shadow Lord!!! Daddy Shadow Lord!!! Mini me has been running around on you!!! I'M SHOCKED.
Yes, that huzzy, Mini Me, was out running arount with some other huzzy named Lord Khan. Mini Me said Khan was my new second Daddy.
They drafted me in a planet assualt. I got to defend the planet and cheat, erm, I mean use the bases also. So They killed my ship. meanies. they snickered at me. meanies. they slapped me around. meanies. So I got mad and killed Khan and ran Mini me off by cheating, erm, I mean using the bases.
So since I did die. I give Mini Me an uncle (yes he's still a Daddy also, we live in West Virginia) and I give Khan a no relation. :p
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Hey Jinn..
Did you like that tactic Mini and I used?
By my opinion we were outgunned and it called for a little -- Surpirse on our part. Needless to say using chat helped set up the kill and well you were it.
GG guys
ShadowLord
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Hey Jinn..
Did you like that tactic Mini and I used?
By my opinion we were outgunned and it called for a little -- Surprise on our part. Needless to say using chat helped set up the kill and well you were it.
GG guys
ShadowLord
Dear Heathen:
1) No I did not like that tactic. I tend to not like things that involve my ship going boom. I'm funny that way.
2) You are a bastard.
3) I now have carpal tunnel from writting all of those Dear Mr. & Mrs. Blah Blah, Your son, died honorably in battle while serving under my command. I wish the escape pod was bigger, but it wasn't. So sorry. Love, J'inn, letters.
In closing: KISS MY FURRY, WHITE, FAT, YET OH SO ADOREABLE, BUTT!!!
Cordially,
J'inn :P
That reminds me . . . .
Dear Starfleet Command:
I really must issue a formal complaint regarding Federation Escape Pods. They are . . . unacceptable. Since I have been assigned Federation ships for the war I really must have the appropriate equipment for a Kzin of my standing. Therefore I hereby demand that the following be placed on all Command Escape Pods.
1) Direct T.V with the Sports-a-Holic Package.
2) A minibar. Hold the mini.
3) At least 3 females. Humanoid please.
4) A few goats. (I could be a long wait for rescue and I get hungry).
Actually, if you use human females we could knock out items 3 and 4 at the same time. I'm nothing if not efficient.
Sincerely,
J'inn
Noble Minister of Information. Holder of the Golden blah blah blah blah
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
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Dear Starfleet Command:
I really must issue a formal complaint regarding Federation Escape Pods. They are . . . unacceptable. Since I have been assigned Federation ships for the war I really must have the appropriate equipment for a Kzin of my standing. Therefore I hereby demand that the following be placed on all Command Escape Pods.
1) Direct T.V with the Sports-a-Holic Package.
2) A minibar. Hold the mini.
3) At least 3 females. Humanoid please.
4) A few goats. (I could be a long wait for rescue and I get hungry).
Actually, if you use human females we could knock out items 3 and 4 at the same time. I'm nothing if not efficient.
Sincerely,
J'inn
Noble Minister of Information. Holder of the Golden blah blah blah blah
How are you going to fit all of that in 1 "Command" escape pod?
I had to use my command pod, along with 2 other pods, just to get the 4 of me off the U.S.S. Little Paradise when it got sacked. Luckily there were many bridge crew casualties and a couple of spare escape pods still on the bridge...
I have to commend Federation scientists, they have mini-tractors on the escape pods, and they can link up to big escape-blocks, only problem (for you) is to get the doors to open to the rest of the pods... (Luckily we could hold our conversations telepathically so the 4 of me wasn't too bored waiting for the pickup...)
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
..and clean.
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
..and clean.
Somebody has to clean up the goat pills and the litterbox :P
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
..and clean.
Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females after they are done cooking and cleaning?
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
..and clean.
Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females?
Not if they're armed with shoppin' bags ;)
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
..and clean.
Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females after they are done cooking and cleaning?
Eat out or take out? I didn't think Kzin were into that kind of think, but then again they always come running whenerer you open a can of tuna.
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It is clear from the above that there are misconceptions RE: Kzinti genitalia. Kzinti males, (per L. Niven) have no external organs.
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if you have the goats, what do you need the females for?
Because he's not Andorian?
Ah!! The females need to cook. I get it now!
..and clean.
Maybe, J'inn wants to eat the females after they are done cooking and cleaning?
Eat out or take out? I didn't think Kzin were into that kind of think(sic).
Hence why Mrs Kroma gives us a call FAR too often.
It is very normal to want to eat the females after the have finished cooking and cleaning. That is considered a reward.
Oh. Okay, gone too far. Nevermind...
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Uncle #3: Lord Krueg. I don't even want to talk about it.
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See this thread for details... :P
http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163345695.0.html
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WARNING WARNING > > > > >
Assuming the following:
1) I get out of work by 6:00 PM (65% prob.)
2) I get out of the gym quickly. (100% prob.)
3) Shop Rex doesn't decide to torture me. (50 / 50)
4) Some hot sister doesn't pick me up in the gym. (99.99999999% prob)
I'll be on the server tonight and kicking ass.
Okay so I lied.
I'll just be on the server.
Now whose my Daddy?
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Okay . . . Life basically sucks for me. I can't play enough to make any PP. So I'm stuck in a DD. grumble.
I got ran off so much that I can't remember all the uncles, but here is what I do remember.
Daddy #4: MadELF in the I.K.V. Drones R Us. Need I say more?
Uncle #4: Ran off by Wkahh and his Evil PF Horde. WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT PFs IN THE KLINK SHIPLIST???
I did get to be mean to Leto. Die Hard Helped.
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Uncle #4: Ran off by Wkahh and his Evil PF Horde. WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT PFs IN THE KLINK SHIPLIST???
<Snicker>
Wait a tick, somebody is actually flying a tender? ;D
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Okay . . . Life basically sucks for me. I can't play enough to make any PP. So I'm stuck in a DD. grumble.
I got ran off so much that I can't remember all the uncles, but here is what I do remember.
Daddy #4: MadELF in the I.K.V. Drones R Us. Need I say more?
Uncle #4: Ran off by Wkahh and his Evil PF Horde. WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO PUT PFs IN THE KLINK SHIPLIST???
I did get to be mean to Leto. Die Hard Helped.
Think I'm the only guy who likes droners, and thinks fasts should be banned. They're just stupid, and give too big an advantage to the droner races. Can we maybe, someday, have a late era server where you just can't GET fast drones? I mean, who needs em, cept fer some of them samurai kitties anyway?
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Think I'm the only guy who likes droners, and thinks fasts should be banned. They're just stupid, and give too big an advantage to the droner races. Can we maybe, someday, have a late era server where you just can't GET fast drones? I mean, who needs em, cept fer some of them samurai kitties anyway?
Possible to do but a pain in the butt from a technical perspective.
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Think I'm the only guy who likes droners, and thinks fasts should be banned. They're just stupid, and give too big an advantage to the droner races. Can we maybe, someday, have a late era server where you just can't GET fast drones? I mean, who needs em, cept fer some of them samurai kitties anyway?
k, my first time flying mirak in 2 years.....
MadElf is a heretic! Burn him at the stake! He violated Kroma! He shoots puppies for fun! He is a telemarketer in real life!
Did I miss anything? Hmmm.... he.... he.... giggles like a school girl when tupperware burps!
Hate him!
Unless I am flying Lyran, then I am all for it.
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What speed of droners do you use in a usual server and type?
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What speed of droners do you use in a usual server and type?
Depends on the time frame of the server for the speed.
Player decides the type (1-light, 4-heavy) of drone as well as the speed of it with the maximum set by the server settings, usually faster=more pp.
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Grumble . . .
Daddys #5 and #6: Trajan and Warsears. Warsears was the big daddy in his B10K. He was such a brute.
Uncles #5 and #6: Then there was MadElf and Trajan. I fought them for 97 minutes until I finally decided to leave the map because Shop Rex called and was bitching . . . Well you guys know how it is. SO I BEGRUDGINGLY give them an Uncle. <I'm so dead>
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GRUMBLE
An entire server and I haven't won a PvP yet.
<sniff>
Anywho
Daddy #6 . . . Mack the Blackmailer. Who had me very dead . . . but we reached a . .. . deal. grumble.
Daddy #7 . . . Close to Granddaddyhood . . . MadElf. . . J'inn dead again. BTW: MadElf the following in battle chat was simply not funny . . .
J'inn: CRAP NOT YOU AGAIN
MadElf: Ooo J'inn. Fast mission!!
J'inn: SHADDUP
MadElf: Um J'inn. What are you doing.
MadElf: Um J'inn
MadElf: Are you even at the keyboard
J'inn: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FLY HERE
MadELf: Dear Lord I've never seen anyone do anything THAT stupid!! Stand still while I snap some pics of this.
J'inn: grrrr
MadElf: J'inn you do realize your rear shield is down right?
J'inn: Hey it's always down, I'm used to it!
MadElf: Come on! Really! You just have your cat on the keyboard.
J'inn: Grrrr