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Title: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 01:16:11 pm
According to http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/rate.gas

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 01:19:48 pm
We need to work harder.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 01:22:02 pm
Much Harder.  ;)

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 01:26:03 pm
BTW Stephen, tuesday night is roster night, don't forget to set your football team TUESDAY NIGHT.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 01:52:22 pm
Oh Ok, Will do. So how do I do It?  ??? ??? ???

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Clark Kent on September 05, 2004, 01:52:53 pm
I disagree with this method.  Microsoft's web site only registers as 38% evil.  That is MY litmus test.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 02:12:31 pm
Oh Ok, Will do. So how do I do It? ??? ??? ???

Stephen
It is very easy, after the rosters are submitted (by me) you will be able to access your team.

All you need to do is put a player in the correct postion (QB, RB, ect) for the week.

The game will do the rest.

Just pay attention, some players have 'bye weekes' when there team doesn't play, so you will use a bench guy. Also, you might want to switch starters if a bench player is more productive, or if a player suffers an injury. Its VERY easy and fun too, plus you can join in the razzing that comes week to week. ;)
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 02:41:09 pm
Will Do Bro. Thanks again for letting me try this out Chris.

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 02:56:51 pm
Glad to have you aboard Stephen. ;)

Fantasy sports is a great outlet for the boys, we have been doing it over there for years.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: J. Carney on September 05, 2004, 02:57:40 pm
I FRICKEN KNEW IT!!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~ptk3/
(http://homokaasu.org/pics/g/e77.jpg)

My Math class's web site is (http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/19.gif)EVIL(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/19.gif)!!!
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 03:01:41 pm
That Reminds me Carney, Storm Bringer Let me Borrow a Book Called Mastering Technical Mathematics by Norman H. Crowhurst. It's a Pretty good Catcher Upper, if you don't follow Math that closely anymore Like I do. But It's kinda fun to get back to solving a few Problems.

BTW What ever happened to MathGuy, he was a College Professer that made a few post's here and there, and then I didn't see anymore of him.

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: J. Carney on September 05, 2004, 03:02:24 pm
I haven't seen Mathguy in awhile.

Thanks for mentioning the book you had; I'm starting with 'refresher' (read 'dumbass) math again because I haven't had a math course in 5 years.

But the good part is lots of freshman hotties!
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 03:05:05 pm
God, I LOATHE math.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: J. Carney on September 05, 2004, 03:06:00 pm
God, I LOATHE math.

So do I... that is why this is my 3rd :banghead: time in this class!
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 03:10:42 pm
Oh Man I love Math Myself. Not that I'm very good at It, But It's one of those things That's either Right or wrong, well for the most Part.

Found Myself loving Different BAse systems using Counting Numbers, and Of course I love Primes. I can Barely follow some of the larger theory and Formula that come out in Math Journals, andI love Chaos Theory. It's one of those few things I can do to try and Keep me brain Working as best As I can.

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 03:14:07 pm
Getting flash-backs of college, trying to understand trig and other such crapola.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 03:20:02 pm
Well Trig Is easy for us Okies, See we don't use CoSines, and Sines, etc. We use Stop Sines, and Yield Sines in our math.  ;D

stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 03:30:15 pm
You are damned lucky I don't have an M-16 handy!
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 03:32:36 pm
You are damned lucky I don't have an M-16 handy!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 03:38:30 pm
Damn math-loving so and so!
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 03:40:14 pm
The funny thing is I came across Math Kinda Bass Akwards, I loved reading Biographies on people, and came across a few on Mathematicians. Once I developed a Respect for there abilities, I found a Fondness for Math also.

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Chris SI on September 05, 2004, 03:42:57 pm
I found it an effective cure for insomnia.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: AlienLXIX on September 05, 2004, 03:56:22 pm
www.xenocorp.net (http://www.xenocorp.net)

is

(http://homokaasu.org/pics/g/e56.jpg)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yay me for being with the slightly evil group?
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Sirgod on September 05, 2004, 03:59:00 pm
Alright, We've got to make sure Admiral Frey Knows about this.  ;D ;D ;D

Stephen

Edit, It turns Out Alien is 50% evil, 50% good , Now Is She Good Because she's just so evil, or is she Evil Because she's just so good at what she does?

Stephen
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Firehawk on September 05, 2004, 05:57:29 pm
I disagree with this method.  Microsoft's web site only registers as 38% evil.  That is MY litmus test.

Yeah but if you have it analyze the phrase Microsoft Windows XP it comes back 99% evil :)
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Clark Kent on September 05, 2004, 08:46:59 pm
I see, so MS is trying to mask their evilness...
But still, why only 99%?
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: Gambler on September 05, 2004, 11:11:57 pm
Amazingly "America Online" is only 20% evil.
That's 2 mistakes when you take into consideration microsoft.
Title: Re: This site is only 34% Evil...
Post by: AlienLXIX on September 05, 2004, 11:40:40 pm
Alright, We've got to make sure Admiral Frey Knows about this.  ;D ;D ;D

Stephen

Edit, It turns Out Alien is 50% evil, 50% good , Now Is She Good Because she's just so evil, or is she Evil Because she's just so good at what she does?

Stephen
:lol: :goodpost: :lol:

I take it you found that story I wrote for you?  Or have you used something else to test my good/evil level?  Have you ever thought that I try to be True Neutral(TM)? ;D