The Good: You found your dream job.
The Good: You found your dream job.
The Bad: Your ex is your boss.
The Really Bad: She's had a Sex Change.
Stephen
The Good: You've won the lottery!
The Ugly: You placed your winnings on a bar and it got stolen.The Good: You've won the lottery!
The Bad: Now it's time to pay the Gift Tax!
The Good: You've just paid off your car!The bad:The police found 3 keys of Cocaine in the trunk.
The Ugly: Your dealer just called, he wants to be paid.The Good: You've just paid off your car!The bad:The police found 3 keys of Cocaine in the trunk.
The Ugly : It doesn't matter becasue they are all on Tape anyways.
The Bad: You live in France
The Good: You've just made reservations at your favorite restaurant.
The Good: You've just made reservations at your favorite restaurant.
The Bad: You don't know your ex wife is your new waitress.
The Good: You've just graduated college!The bad: as a Security Specailist (red Shirt) in Star Fleet.
The Good: You just made a Million off your New Cookbook.The bad: That's a million babies.
Stephen
The Good: You just made a Million off your New Cookbook.The bad: That's a million babies.
Stephen
How come I always get the good? I wanna be the bad!
The Good: You just got home on a cold day to find dinner is just ready to be served.
The Good: You just got home on a cold day to find dinner is just ready to be served.
The bad: It's Vegan
Stephen
The Good: You just got home on a cold day to find dinner is just ready to be served.
The bad: It's Vegan
Stephen
The Bad: It's shared with a lot of 4 billion gremlins.The ugly: and yours is a Yugo
Stephen
The Bad: Ed Wood is the director.
How come I always get the good? I wanna be the bad! ;D
The Ugly: Likkerpig and Kroma are with her dressed in the same manner.... :oReally ugly: Sirgod is monitoring them in a speedo with his camera.
The Good: you just found out you are getting a huge raise and promotion
The Good: you just found out you are getting a huge raise and promotion
The Bad: Your new title is "Kroma's Cabin Boy"
(How could it get uglier than that? I likely will regret asking.)
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The good: You just got detailed as the chief engineer to the starship USS Constillation.
The good: You have just put together the best computer money can buy!
The good: You just got a new pet lizard
The good: You just got a new pet lizard
The bad: It's Kroma
([url]http://mkroll.asta.chicago.il.us/KromaCub.jpg[/url])
The Bad: Kroma has to drop and Ji'nn steps in to the wingman spot.
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The good: you've finally obtained the SFC sourcecode.
The Good: Alien just said "backdoor"
GE-Raven
the Ugly: Stephen has just shorted out his computer!
The Bad: Before the "incident" on Rigel IV, "she" went by the name Steven.
The really ugly: she's actually one of those salt-sucking monsters from TOS
the Ugly: ...and it's sinking fast!
I rented a car in St. Maarten about 10 years ago...it's fun to drive on windy mountain road in a car with no brakes... :o
Kmelew, I've got to tell you about Aliens Driving/ Mountain Skills Someday, just from parking Garages in Oahu. Scary stuff, but she handled It like a Pro.
Stephen
The bad: A Loan Shark comes by to collect.
The really ugly: it's your coatThe bad: A Loan Shark comes by to collect.
The Ugly: He is wearing an albino Kzin fur coat.
The Ugly: He is wearing an albino Kzin fur coat.The really ugly: it's your coat
The Good: We just hit broke the Warp Barrier!
The ugly: The keys are on the other side of the door, and unlike Master Cheif...he needs to eat...
the Bad, It's only for the Apple.
Stephen
The really ugly: It's only being released on several cassett tapes.the Bad, It's only for the Apple.
Stephen
The Ugly: The Apple ][ that is...
The really, really, really, Bad: The kids are asleep for the night and Ferret has a choice - Halo 2 or Alien wearing nothing but edible undergarments. One or the other, but not both. For an all nighter.LOL! The desicion is clear.
Decisions, decisions, decisions... ;)
the Bad: It Borders another small country who's leader is Victor Von Doom.
Stephen
The Bad: It was being used by a friend as a Drink coaster.
or my personal Bad: The Starcraft CD that went AWOL at the same time is still AWOL.
The good news: Your best friend is getting married.
The Bad: Someone else's songs are on it.
The Bad: Someone else's songs are on it.
The Ugly: The RIAA are suing you for illegal reproduction of those songs.
The Bad: It turns out to be a chant that summons demons from the underworld...
Really Ugly: Here is the Clip ([url]http://web.mit.edu/patil/www/media/video/yatta.asf[/url])
The Ugly: You can still hear it 'cause you're not deaf.
The Ugly: Your upstairs neighbor goes by the name "Kroma" something or other...
Hoi Folks,
The Good: The tools required to run a stable MySQL based D2 server are here.
Take care
drb
The ugly: it was written with human blood
the good: you've won a visit from TLC's Trading Spaces
The good: being certified in two fields. (computers and nurse aide)
The bad: You are only accompanied by Twiggy, and fifty light years from another soul...
The bad: You are only accompanied by Twiggy, and fifty light years from another soul...
The bad: You are only accompanied by Twiggy, and fifty light years from another soul...
The model/actress Twiggy was in fact not bad looking at the time Buck Rogers (the TV show) was filmed so how is this bad?
That is correct. I meant Twikki the robot. And Twiggy was a hound. Never did like a woman that skinny.
The Good: Charlies Angels come to dinner.
Charlie: Good morning, angels.
Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!
[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
The Ugly
It is really Patrick Swayze, John Leguizamo and Denzel Washington in drag and aroused, and you are the only person around...
That really is ugly. :rofl:
The Good You've just met aliens from Zebulon Five.
That is good. Hope all is well.
The bad: Cuts, scrapes and bruises.
That is good. Hope all is well.
The bad: Cuts, scrapes and bruises.
(No injury at all.)
The ugly: Since you are not hurt, you can't file for workman's comp!
The Bad: Occasionally you'll have to eat or go to the bathroom. :DThe ugly: You are in front of the TV propped on your sofa with a bucket and sevral MRE's and bottles of prunejuice for the whole duration of the movies.
The Good: I'm on vacation until after New Years.
The Good: I'm on vacation until after New Years.
The Bad: The way that your head will feel after all the holiday parties.
The Good: I'm on vacation until after New Years.
The Bad: The way that your head will feel after all the holiday parties.
The Ugly: You find that the porcelin god is so smoooooth and comforting!
The Ugly: You find that the porcelin god is so smoooooth and comforting!
The Good: The wonderful husband is taking the kids away for a few hours so I can play Fable! Yay!
Question: What browser are you Currently using
IE 5.5 or better - 6 (25%)
FireFox - 16 (66.7%)
Opera - 0 (0%)
Netscape - 0 (0%)
Other - 2 (8.3%)
Total Votes: 24
The Bad:The movie screen is blue with the words "Fatal Error: Message #........." in typeface centered on the screen.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
The Bad:The movie screen is blue with the words "Fatal Error: Message #........." in typeface centered on the screen.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
The ugly: the message goes on to say "press any key to continue" :banghead:
The Real Ugly: It contains code which "outsources" you bank account infromation to India
The good: Christmas is over
The good: Christmas is over
The Bad: The Christmas music isn't.
The good: Christmas is over
The Bad: The Christmas music isn't.
The Ugly: The New Years music is starting.
The Good: Getting a wireless pc card for Christmas
NOTE: I did get one... ;D
The Good: Getting a wireless pc card for Christmas
NOTE: I did get one... ;D
The bad: Every time you use it it turns on the TV and switches and locks the channel to QVC and it's showing you the same PC card but for 50% less than what you paid for it!
The Good: Getting a wireless pc card for Christmas
NOTE: I did get one... ;D
The bad: Every time you use it it turns on the TV and switches and locks the channel to QVC and it's showing you the same PC card but for 50% less than what you paid for it!
The Ugly: You didn't properly secure it and have been hacked now the police have traced a kiddie porn user to your internet account.
The ugly: it's J'inn ([url]http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/tongue.gif[/url])
The ugly: it's J'inn ([url]http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/tongue.gif[/url])
The really ugly: He is wearing Kroma's Tutu.
The bad: Your fire button is sticky and doesn't fire every time you press it...
That was nasty Nem! LOL ;D
The Good: Your IRS auditor just had his brains eaten by a zombie.
The Good: We have a fresh new year to play with.
The Good: We have a fresh new year to play with.
The bad: 2005 happens to be the year of Armageddon.
The Good: This is my 1,000th post so I just made Leiutenant, and I got Alien right over my head! Double goodness. ;D
The Good: This is my 1,000th post so I just made Leiutenant, and I got Alien right over my head! Double goodness. ;D
The Bad: All my bad versions are a little too hot for Ten Forward. :)
The Good: This is my 1,000th post so I just made Leiutenant, and I got Alien right over my head! Double goodness. ;D
The Bad: All my bad versions are a little too hot for Ten Forward. :)
The Ugly: But I bet that they aren't even bad enough for me to blush.
The Good: It's NFL Playoff season!
The Good: It's NFL Playoff season!
That Bad: It's NFL Playoff season! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I wouldn't mind the playoffs in professional sports so much if they didn't have so many rounds of the best of 57 games. That and getting the fans to leave non fans alone. But thats a rant for another thread.
The Ugly: Football season is almost over.
Actually, the NFL has one of the fewest game seasons around. 16 regular season games for each team. Four playoff games, loser goes home, and one Superbowl, loser goes home.
The Good: I survived another year!
The Bad: Someone just smashed into you while you were leaving the shop.
The Bad: Someone just smashed into you while you were leaving the shop.
It was a cop, so it's 'your fault.'
The Bad: He has a nose ring, tongue stud, and considers McDonalds burger flipping a 'career path'.
The ugly: Your wife and mailman take the rest, after you quit your job!
The bad: Stephen has hijacked the lense, and is aiming it at fat, hairy women in bikini's again.
The Bad: The neighbors cat is the father.
The Good; Flew three missions and DIDN'T die!
The Good; Flew three missions and DIDN'T die!
The Bad: All the missions crashed before you came in range of the enemy freighter.
Good looking people doing ugly things to one another (Soap Operas don't watch them though) the is my first try at this.
Yeah somthing like that and cheating on those shows I was forced to watch them .Dallas was similiar and yes I did watch it.Good looking people doing ugly things to one another (Soap Operas don't watch them though) the is my first try at this.
Did you mean to say
The Good: People are bumping uglies with one another
?
Good looking people doing ugly things to one another (Soap Operas don't watch them though) the is my first try at this.
Did you mean to say
The Good: People are bumping uglies with one another
?
Good looking people doing ugly things to one another (Soap Operas don't watch them though) the is my first try at this.
Did you mean to say
The Good: People are bumping uglies with one another
?
The Bad: They are uglies bumping uglies. :banghead:
The ugly: Joan Crawford is making a come-back into the world of soaps to bump some OLD uglies
1. One user will write "The Good" post, another will follow with "The Bad" and a third one with "The Ugly".
2. No one can post more than once in a "sequence", but you may post any time you like on different sequences.
3. You are allowed to can come up with a "Really Ugly" kicker post after "The Ugly" post.
4. Must be original, try not to recycle stuff if this thread goes really long I know it'll be tough but try hard.
4. No offensive, bad words or personal attacks will be permitted. Nuff said.
5. Adult stuff is permitted as long as you don't use direct/bad language, in other words try to keep it from going to the Hot and Spicey since I'm starting it here.
6. Have fun!
Examples:
Good: You want to talk about sex with your boy.
Bad: He's spent the whole day in the tree house.
Ugly: He's thumbing through you dirty mags.
Good: You're daughter is taking dancing lessons
Bad: from a stripper.
Ugly: The stripper knows you.
Really ugly: your girl has fifty bucks in her bikini
The Good: Unlike some on the forums I have so far avoided the winter flu season.? :)
May those who have the flu recover quickly without passing it on.
The Bad: your boss wanders over to your desk at 4:45pm Friday with a cart full of CD-Rs and wants the entire contents printed off by Monday morning.
The Bad: your boss wanders over to your desk at 4:45pm Friday with a cart full of CD-Rs and wants the entire contents printed off by Monday morning.
The Ugly: Your boss laughs, "This is just the tip of the iceberg!"
The Bad: your boss wanders over to your desk at 4:45pm Friday with a cart full of CD-Rs and wants the entire contents printed off by Monday morning.
The Ugly: Your boss laughs, "This is just the tip of the iceberg!"
The Good: I told him "its not my job - do it yourself".
On with the long weekend.
The Bad: your boss wanders over to your desk at 4:45pm Friday with a cart full of CD-Rs and wants the entire contents printed off by Monday morning.
The Ugly: Your boss laughs, "This is just the tip of the iceberg!"
The Good: I told him "its not my job - do it yourself".
On with the long weekend.
The bad: You're not indispensable...
The Bad:
Your mother was with you and didn't approve of me ;)
XOXOXO
S'Trupaul
The Good: Your children are getting great grades in school! Yippie!
The Good: Your children are getting great grades in school! Yippie!
The Bad: Only by blackmailing the teachers.
The Bad:
Your mother was with you and didn't approve of me ;)
XOXOXO
S'Trupaul
The Bad: Your having regrets it wasn't me.
The BAD:Right now i can think of anything. I will get back to you on this ;D
The BAD:Right now i can think of anything. I will get back to you on this ;D
(I think you ment to say CAN'T)
The Ugly: Lyrkiller has lost his marbles and still can't think of anything! But finds that he has feelings for the Gorn Seamstress? :o :o
My gods what an unholy union that would be! Half cat half lizard children . . . Then again a Gorn and Hydran is just as bad isn't it? ;D
The GOOD:Lizards and cats dont mix. ;D
The GOOD:Lizards and cats dont mix. ;D
The bad: sometimes they do.
The GOOD:Lizards and cats dont mix. ;D
The bad: sometimes they do.
([url]http://www.alternative-leather-nation.com/cat%20lizard%20outfits.jpg[/url])
BTW, he looks like one of my cats.
The Good: Hallowe'en is near.
(Someone had to resurrect this one :) )