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Title: Oh Dear God II
Post by: Clark Kent on November 01, 2004, 10:11:25 am

So I'm here at school, getting my learning on, when I walk into the student study area and nearly run into a woman of the 5'5" 300 lb variety, and did a hard to starboard to avoid collision.  It just so happens that she stands up as i'm walking in, in a manner consistant with when I do a 400 lb squat at the gym, and her pants , which look like they were made out of two denim four-person tents, slip down showing me, and everyone else her thong.
Yes, I said thong.  Ladies and gentleman, I did not even know they made size 86 thongs. 
Needless to say, I had to bite my tongue, since I was ready to scream in horror, and moved with great purpose out of that room. 
"How many levels of wrong is this," you ask?  At least 86.

Title: Re: Oh Dear God II
Post by: J. Carney on November 01, 2004, 04:33:28 pm

IMMESUARBLE...

Some fashions are  PRIVELAGE, not a right...

They include:

Thongs
Spandex
Tube Tops (I'm not a boobie guy, but this is common sense)
mini-skirts
underwear as outerwear
ANYTHING see-through, transluscent, or VERY SKIMPY

Title: Re: Oh Dear God II
Post by: TheJudge on November 01, 2004, 09:42:42 pm

Now where's that picture of me in spandex from my days in "A" school at Great Lakes?

Title: Re: Oh Dear God II
Post by: AlienLXIX on November 01, 2004, 10:40:11 pm

Oh just get over it. 

Yeah some things maybe a crime against nature but then if it makes them happy and doesn't kill anyone let it go.   ::) 

Let me leave you with an even more disturbing mental image . . .  Her other half thinks it's a total turn on to have her only wear the thong and nothing else!   :-*

Title: Re: Oh Dear God II
Post by: Strafer on November 02, 2004, 06:50:39 am

Yeah, that would make CK freak out alright...


"YOU MEAN THAT WAS ONLY HALF?!?" *faints*

Title: Re: Oh Dear God II
Post by: Clark Kent on November 02, 2004, 01:25:59 pm

Quote from: AlienLXIX on November 01, 2004, 10:40:11 pm

Oh just get over it. 

Yeah some things maybe a crime against nature but then if it makes them happy and doesn't kill anyone let it go.   ::) 

Let me leave you with an even more disturbing mental image . . .  Her other half thinks it's a total turn on to have her only wear the thong and nothing else!   :-*

Oh dear god...
Yes, it didn't kill me, but it sure did come close.  I damn near had a heart attack when I saw that freakish sight.
I wouldn't surprise me if there's another half.  After all, there was so much of her that I'm sure I didn't see at least half.