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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: Entrail on November 10, 2004, 04:02:51 am
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Instructions on how to clean your toilet and cat.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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How do you think we kept Fluf tidy all these years?
(http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/cattoiletdanger/img/kitten_toilet_anim.gif)
We just raised the lid of his command chair and pushed the "Clean kitty" lever...... ;D
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LOL