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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: Sirgod on November 21, 2004, 06:15:21 pm

Title: Email sent to Shoposauris Rex.
Post by: Sirgod on November 21, 2004, 06:15:21 pm

Dear shop,

You don't know me , and Any Damage done to the house Trying to kill squarills using Chemical warfare had nothing to do with me. <sniker>

However, Since J'inn has been under the weather Lately, I figured It might be easier If he got to sleep in on Black Friday, at least untill 5 in the AM. I have even taken the Liberty of helping you to wake Him gently. Just go here, and get him a Nice Wakeup call from Hiedi Clum, or Darth Vader.  http://target.com/target_group/stores_services/wake_up.jhtml;jsessionid=F0AEC4Y3FWKD5LARAAVGW4FMCEACW1IX?_requestid=5296596

Heck He might even like the woman with cat, I don't know.

also, even though alot of stores will open at Midnight, The Cold air Probably wouldn't be good for his Flu. So make sure He wears a good Sweater like this one.

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Anyway, I hope you take good care of j'inn on Black Friday, and Hope he survives another Shopping spree.

Stephen

Title: Re: Email sent to Shoposauris Rex.
Post by: KAT J'inn on November 21, 2004, 07:48:00 pm

<picks up phone>


J'inn:  Hello Ronco Corp.?

Teller:   Yes!   What can we do for you?

J'inn:   I'd like to buy one Ronco Home Suicide Kit.   As seen on T.V.

Teller:  Yes, sir.   Boy we sure get a lot of orders for those this time of year.  All men.  Odd.

J'inn:  Yes. Yes.   and Oh yeah,  I'm supposed to say AnnA Nicole Smith sent me.

Teller:  Comgratulations!!!   You get the extra Anna Nichole Show DVD!  With your order.

J'inn:  UGH.

Teller:  It makes the suicide kit easier to use.

J'inn: I see.

Teller:  Credit Card Please.

J'inn:   Ah yes  <dumps out a drawer of credit cards>  Let's see,  Klingon Express, Don't Die in Glorious Battle Without It.  Number 45633-37837-SNARL-6784.  Expiration = Today Is a Good Day to Die.

Teller:  Let's see.  Oh your are already in our system.  We'll ship this right out to you Mr. Trajan.   Hmmm,  did you like the <ahem> Beginner Bat'Leth Series you ordered?

J'inn:  YES I DID!

Teller:  And the Life Like Klingon Mate Doll with Robo-Action Scratching and Biting?

J'inn:  ERM <snicker>  Ah yeah yes I did.

Teller:  Okay well your order is on the way.  And remember you get your money back if not totally satisfied.

J'inn:  Erm.

Teller: Yes, I know.  They tell us to say that anyways.

J'inn: I see.

<click>

Title: Re: Email sent to Shoposauris Rex.
Post by: Commander Maxillius on November 22, 2004, 07:30:13 am

:rofl:

Title: Re: Email sent to Shoposauris Rex.
Post by: KBF-Frankk on November 22, 2004, 10:17:20 am

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

+ karma 4 u jinn

always is fun read some like it's