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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: Sirgod on December 05, 2004, 12:58:40 pm
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December 5th, 2004
Dear Abby
Me and my wife have been married for one month now. By the way that is a record for me and I am proud of it. The problem here is that she doesn't have my name tattooed anywhere on her body yet? i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked. Should I worry that the "little laddy" is plannin on leavin me. I sure would hate that. I don't know how to cook nothin unless it's on a grill and i can't do dishes? what do i do?
Yours truly,
Scipio
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Stephen waiting for Pictures of the Bride and Groom still.
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December 5th, 2004
Dear Abby
<SNIP> i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked.<SNIP>
Yours truly,
Scipio
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Stephen waiting for Pictures of the Bride and Groom still.
Can you say "OUCH!!!"
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December 5th, 2004
Dear Abby
<SNIP> i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked.<SNIP>
Yours truly,
Scipio
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Stephen waiting for Pictures of the Bride and Groom still.
Can you say "OUCH!!!"
Yeah I'm expecting a PM any minute now from him, Warning me about the imminant destruction Of Oklahoma for that one.
stephen
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... i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked ...
Nope, not our Scip. I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission. But I'm sure she will correct that soonest. ;)
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Yup as Green said, no rolls on the doc, nor does she have any tatoos. However, this might soon change as I convinced her how much Scippy likes them on women and how it would make him a nice Birthday present.......
<Snicker>
;D ;) :P
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Yup as Green said, no rolls on the doc, nor does she have any tatoos. However, this might soon change as I convinced her how much Scippy likes them on women and how it would make him a nice Birthday present.......
<Snicker>
;D ;) :P
LOL, I'm still Jelous that I wasn't able to Make It. Oh well, I blame Fluff.
Stephen
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OK, two things.
First: Stephen is a bastard.
Second: Chuut and Green are bastards.
Third: Stephen is a bastard.
OK, that was three things. But I really thought that Stephen deserved getting mentioned twice. Hmph!
No, there are no rolls on Dr. Nyet's svelt form. I'm a lucky Gorn. As for her rolling her eyes when I speak out of turn or get our wedding date wrong........ well, I already mentioned that Green is a bastard too.
We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed. I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted. (In Ten Forward, lest someone complain.) There's also some nice shots of Chuut in a tux at the wedding, and shaking his booty on the dance floor. I'm sure he'll enjoy my posting some screen captures of that. :P (I did mention he's a bastard, yes?)
By the way, I've told the fleet to target all R torps on Oklahoma. Someone warn Mushashi to move......
-S'Cipio
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Remember the picture of that bottle of Scotch Scippy and proceed with caution....... ;)
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Remember the picture of that bottle of Scotch Scippy and proceed with caution....... ;)
Sometimes I hate my father-in-law. I must introduce him to single malt. (He'll thank me later.)
-S'Cipio
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No more "single" activities for you Scippy, even when it comes to malts......marriage is about sharing, I'm sure it will suit you well, and its important that you accustom yourself to her family tradions. I'm sure you will "blend" in before too long.
<Snicker>
Chuut
the single, single malt lover
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Nope, not our Scip. I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission. But I'm sure she will correct that soonest. ;)
Awwww..... who's my favorite Kzinti?
-Dr. Nyet
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We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed. I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted.
From the honeymoon??!!
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We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed. I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted.
From the honeymoon??!!
Well look at it this way, your positive Karma could skyrocket with the right picture posted. Of course if Scippy is visible in the pic I suppose his negetive karma will rise at the same rate........ ;D
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We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed. I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted.
From the honeymoon??!!
Well look at it this way, your positive Karma could skyrocket with the right picture posted. Of course if Scippy is visible in the pic I suppose his negetive karma will rise at the same rate........ ;D
LOL, And that's a whole new Dear Abby letter. ;D
stephen
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Scippio'sTrue Loves Response to the gifts He sent for the 12 days of Christmas
December 14, 2004
My dearest darling Scippio:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real
Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.
Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
My love always,
Mrs. Scippio
December 15, 2004
Dearest Scippio:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two
turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift.
They are just adorable.
All my love and devotion,
Mrs. Scippio
December 16, 2004
Dear Scippio:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't
deserve such generosity, three French hens? I just can't believe my eyes. They are just so darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.
All my love,
Mrs. Scippio
December 17, 2004
Dear Scippio:
Today the postman delivered a Special delivery package, when I opened it up and saw those four calling birds. I almost fainted. How dreamy of you to think of that. Now really, they
are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. Four calling birds. I mean one would have been great, but four? You are really being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Mrs. Scippio
December 18, 2004
Dearest Scippio:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings,
one for every finger. I almost wished I had 7 fingers on each hand. You're just impossible, but I love it.
Frankly, speaking now Scippio, I?m having a little problem here, all those birds squawking and craping all over my apartment beginning to get on my nerves. As well as all the freaken work it involves keeping this apartment clean from those crap happy things you sent me.
All my love,
Mrs. Scippio
December 19, 2004
Dear Scippio:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese
laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh?
These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors
are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
My lawn is full of goose droppings and the mailman is really getting p##sed off. And to be perfectly honest with you, I?m not too happy about it either. Please stop this foolishness. Enough is enough!
Cordially but annoyed,
Mrs. Scippio
December 20, 2004
Scippio:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a
swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all
over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at
night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those
freaking birds. I even called a bird exterminator and they said they don?t want anything to do with this. They told me that the ACLU and PETA would just about put them out of business if they even attempted to help me. Frankly, I?m at my wits end. Over this dumb thing that you are doing here. So I?m telling you flat out! STOP IT!
Honestly,
Mrs. Scippio
December 21, 2004
O.K. Buster:
I now even think I preferred the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? Are you out of your freaken mind? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows.
There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just
lay off me, smartass. Never call me again. Or I?m gonna call my Uncle Tony who has mob connections. Then you?ll see who your fooling around with!
Mrs. Scippio
December 22, 2004
Hey Jerk face!
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers
playing. And Holy crap do they play! They don't stop for a munute. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those stupid screeching birds.
What am I going to do?
The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. I haven?t had a minute?s peace since all this crap started. And I?m so sick of it that my hands are shaking.
You'll get yours!
Mrs. Scippio
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More to come.
Stephen
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December 23, 2003
You rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a day all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! You creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen you evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope you are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Mrs. Scippio
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Mrs. Scippio. The destruction of course was total. If you attempt to reach Ms. Scippio at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
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Stephen
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Nope, not our Scip. I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission. But I'm sure she will correct that soonest. ;)
Awwww..... who's my favorite Kzinti?
-Dr. Nyet
Purrrrrrrrrrrr. ;)
No worries Nyet. We know who really controls the Scipster's strings.
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Yo Scippy before you cancel all those plans you can send the 10 ladies dancing my way ;)
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nor does she have any tatoos
Ummm. That is not entirely correct.
<whistles innocently>
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I'll have to take J'inns word for It, as Scippio still hasn't posted any pics of the wedding. Oh well, I'll just keep Bugging them until he does.
Stephen
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You know, you might at least try to match up those letters to the real lyrics of the song.
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtledoves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
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Nope, not our Scip. I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission. But I'm sure she will correct that soonest. ;)
Awwww..... who's my favorite Kzinti?
-Dr. Nyet
Purrrrrrrrrrrr. ;)
No worries Nyet. We know who really controls the Scipster's strings.
What a suckup!! :o :o
And Stephen, I'm getting my pictures from the wedding finally developed. I'll see what I have to work with and then post a few. (altered pictures totally possible)
Agave
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Awesome. This made my day.
All My best to you and Scippy.
stephen
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What a suckup!! :o :o
And its working tequilla breath. ;)