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Title: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 05, 2004, 12:58:40 pm
December 5th, 2004


Dear Abby


Me and my wife have been married for one month now. By the way that is a record for me and I am proud of it. The problem here is that she doesn't have my name tattooed anywhere on her body yet? i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked. Should I worry that the "little laddy" is plannin on leavin me. I sure would hate that. I don't know how to cook nothin unless it's on a grill and i can't do dishes? what do i do?

Yours truly,

 Scipio
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Stephen waiting for Pictures of the Bride and Groom still.
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Bob Graham on December 05, 2004, 01:15:44 pm
December 5th, 2004


Dear Abby


<SNIP> i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked.<SNIP>
Yours truly,

 Scipio
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Stephen waiting for Pictures of the Bride and Groom still.


Can you say "OUCH!!!"
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 05, 2004, 01:18:07 pm
December 5th, 2004


Dear Abby


<SNIP> i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked.<SNIP>
Yours truly,

 Scipio
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Stephen waiting for Pictures of the Bride and Groom still.


Can you say "OUCH!!!"

Yeah I'm expecting a PM any minute now from him, Warning me about the imminant destruction Of Oklahoma for that one.

stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Green on December 05, 2004, 03:27:10 pm
... i know it's not hidden in one of them fat rolls cuz i checked ...

Nope, not our Scip.  I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission.  But I'm sure she will correct that soonest.  ;) 
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on December 05, 2004, 07:38:20 pm
Yup as Green said, no rolls on the doc, nor does she have any tatoos.  However, this might soon change as I convinced her how much Scippy likes them on women and how it would make him a nice Birthday present.......

<Snicker>

 ;D ;) :P
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 05, 2004, 07:47:58 pm
Yup as Green said, no rolls on the doc, nor does she have any tatoos.  However, this might soon change as I convinced her how much Scippy likes them on women and how it would make him a nice Birthday present.......

<Snicker>

 ;D ;) :P

LOL, I'm still Jelous that I wasn't able to Make It. Oh well, I blame Fluff.

Stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on December 05, 2004, 10:56:10 pm

OK, two things.

First:  Stephen is a bastard.

Second:  Chuut and Green are bastards.

Third:  Stephen is a bastard.

OK, that was three things.  But I really thought that Stephen deserved getting mentioned twice.  Hmph!

No, there are no rolls on Dr. Nyet's svelt form.  I'm a lucky Gorn.  As for her rolling her eyes when I speak out of turn or get our wedding date wrong........ well, I already mentioned that Green is a bastard too.

We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed.  I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted.  (In Ten Forward, lest someone complain.)  There's also some nice shots of Chuut in a tux at the wedding, and shaking his booty on the dance floor.  I'm sure he'll enjoy my posting some screen captures of that.  :P (I did mention he's a bastard, yes?)

By the way, I've told the fleet to target all R torps on Oklahoma.  Someone warn Mushashi to move......

-S'Cipio
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on December 06, 2004, 01:48:38 am
Remember the picture of that bottle of Scotch Scippy and proceed with caution....... ;)
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on December 06, 2004, 10:14:04 am
Remember the picture of that bottle of Scotch Scippy and proceed with caution....... ;)

Sometimes I hate my father-in-law.  I must introduce him to single malt.  (He'll thank me later.)

-S'Cipio
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on December 06, 2004, 10:58:23 pm
No more "single" activities for you Scippy, even when it comes to malts......marriage is about sharing, I'm sure it will suit you well, and its important that you accustom yourself to her family tradions.  I'm sure you will "blend" in before too long.

<Snicker>

Chuut
the single, single malt lover
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Dr_Nyet on December 11, 2004, 12:20:27 am

Nope, not our Scip.  I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission.  But I'm sure she will correct that soonest.  ;) 

Awwww..... who's my favorite Kzinti?

-Dr. Nyet
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Dr_Nyet on December 11, 2004, 12:22:12 am

We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed.  I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted. 

From the honeymoon??!!
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on December 11, 2004, 02:31:41 am

We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed.  I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted. 

From the honeymoon??!!

Well look at it this way, your positive Karma could skyrocket with the right picture posted.  Of course if Scippy is visible in the pic I suppose his negetive karma will rise at the same rate........  ;D
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 11, 2004, 10:51:19 am

We just got a lot of film from the honeymoon developed.  I'll see if I can get one or two scanned and posted.

From the honeymoon??!!

Well look at it this way, your positive Karma could skyrocket with the right picture posted.  Of course if Scippy is visible in the pic I suppose his negetive karma will rise at the same rate........  ;D

LOL, And that's a whole new Dear Abby letter.   ;D

stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 11, 2004, 03:11:28 pm
Scippio'sTrue Loves Response to the gifts He sent for the 12 days of Christmas

December 14, 2004

My dearest darling Scippio:

Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real
Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.
Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.

My love always,
Mrs. Scippio

December 15, 2004

Dearest Scippio:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two
turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift.
They are just adorable.

All my love and devotion,
Mrs. Scippio

December 16, 2004

Dear Scippio:

Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't
deserve such generosity, three French hens? I just can't believe my eyes. They are just so darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.

All my love,
Mrs. Scippio

December 17, 2004

Dear Scippio:
Today the postman delivered a Special delivery package, when I opened it up and saw those four calling birds. I almost fainted. How dreamy of you to think of that. Now really, they
are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. Four calling birds. I mean one would have been great, but four? You are really being too romantic.

Affectionately,
Mrs. Scippio

December 18, 2004


Dearest Scippio:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings,
one for every finger. I almost wished I had 7 fingers on each hand. You're just impossible, but I love it.
Frankly, speaking now Scippio, I?m having a little problem here, all those birds squawking and craping all over my apartment beginning to get on my nerves. As well as all the freaken work it involves keeping this apartment clean from those crap happy things you sent me.
All my love,
Mrs. Scippio

December 19, 2004
Dear Scippio:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese
laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh?
These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors
are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
My lawn is full of goose droppings and the mailman is really getting p##sed off. And to be perfectly honest with you, I?m not too happy about it either. Please stop this foolishness. Enough is enough!


Cordially but annoyed,
Mrs. Scippio


December 20, 2004

Scippio:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a
swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all
over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at
night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those
freaking birds. I even called a bird exterminator and they said they don?t want anything to do with this. They told me that the ACLU and PETA would just about put them out of business if they even attempted to help me. Frankly, I?m at my wits end. Over this dumb thing that you are doing here. So I?m telling you flat out! STOP IT!
Honestly,
Mrs. Scippio

December 21, 2004

O.K. Buster:

I now even think I preferred the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? Are you out of your freaken mind? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows.
There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just
lay off me, smartass. Never call me again. Or I?m gonna call my Uncle Tony who has mob connections. Then you?ll see who your fooling around with!

Mrs. Scippio

December 22, 2004

Hey Jerk face!

What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers
playing. And Holy crap do they play! They don't stop for a munute. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those stupid screeching birds.
What am I going to do?
The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. I haven?t had a minute?s peace since all this crap started. And I?m so sick of it that my hands are shaking.

You'll get yours!

Mrs. Scippio


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More to come.

Stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 11, 2004, 03:17:30 pm
December 23, 2003

You rotten scum!!!

There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a day all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! You creep! I'm sicking the police on you!

One who means it!

December 24, 2003

Listen you evil, sadistic, maniac!

What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope you are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!

Your sworn enemy,
Mrs. Scippio

December 25, 2003

The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois

Dear sir,

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Mrs. Scippio. The destruction of course was total. If you attempt to reach Ms. Scippio at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on site.

Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker

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Stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Green on December 11, 2004, 04:07:08 pm

Nope, not our Scip.  I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission.  But I'm sure she will correct that soonest.  ;) 

Awwww..... who's my favorite Kzinti?

-Dr. Nyet

Purrrrrrrrrrrr.  ;)

No worries Nyet.  We know who really controls the Scipster's strings.
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on December 11, 2004, 11:05:58 pm
Yo Scippy before you cancel all those plans you can send the 10 ladies dancing my way  ;)
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: KAT J'inn on December 13, 2004, 11:43:38 am
nor does she have any tatoos

Ummm.  That is not entirely correct.

<whistles innocently>

Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 13, 2004, 02:34:02 pm
I'll have to take J'inns word for It, as Scippio still hasn't posted any pics of the wedding. Oh well, I'll just keep Bugging them until he does.

Stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: CaptJosh on December 14, 2004, 08:39:01 pm
You know, you might at least try to match up those letters to the real lyrics of the song.

12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtledoves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: GDA-Agave on December 14, 2004, 10:06:24 pm

Nope, not our Scip.  I've seen the good Doctor ... the only rolls she has are in her eyes when our beloved Scipio speaks without permission.  But I'm sure she will correct that soonest.  ;) 

Awwww..... who's my favorite Kzinti?

-Dr. Nyet

Purrrrrrrrrrrr.  ;)

No worries Nyet.  We know who really controls the Scipster's strings.

What a suckup!!  :o   :o


And Stephen, I'm getting my pictures from the wedding finally developed.   I'll see what I have to work with and then post a few.  (altered pictures totally possible)

Agave
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Sirgod on December 15, 2004, 11:13:40 am
Awesome. This made my day.

All My best to you and Scippy.

stephen
Title: Re: OT: Is this our Skippy writing Dear Abby?
Post by: Green on December 15, 2004, 06:00:59 pm
What a suckup!!  :o   :o

And its working tequilla breath. ;)