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Title: Best Headlines of 2004
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 02, 2005, 11:22:48 am
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Title: Re: Best Headlines of 2004
Post by: Sirgod on January 02, 2005, 11:25:44 am
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is way To funny.

Stephen
Title: Re: Best Headlines of 2004
Post by: Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 on January 02, 2005, 12:52:19 pm
Youve been drinking again, havent you Hsta? Funny as H though.  ;D
Title: Re: Best Headlines of 2004
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on January 03, 2005, 09:20:15 am
These are ACTUAL headlines from newspaper articles published in 2004.

If I had several more hours to kill to put more research into it, I would have included the date and publication of each article.
Title: Re: Best Headlines of 2004
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 03, 2005, 10:42:05 am
And remember, these headlines were written and approved by the 'intellectual elite' that typically runs the DNC!!  ROFL
Title: Re: Best Headlines of 2004
Post by: AlienLXIX on January 04, 2005, 05:48:06 am
  :lol: :lol:

Awesome!  Are there any more?  Those were great!  I'm gonna copy and paste that!