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Title: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 23, 2005, 12:34:54 pm

A MEMO FROM THE LYRAN EMPIRE


From:   The Council of Overlords

To: All Heathens, except the Roms and Klinks

Re:  Your lucky arses.




Or Temple, or the Druid Grove, or whatever . . .


Why?


Because . . . due to the SG4 interruption the Lyran reign of terror has been, well,  interrupted.   You won't be humiliated, crushed, destroyed, and left just a shell of a man as we had planned.

Sure, it should be up later, but demoralizing heathens takes time.   We may be able to get to 10 or so of you, but that will be it for this weekend.

Count your blessings.   You've obviously been smiled upon by someone.

You lucky little bastards.

And Hexx was so ready to get medevil on yer arses too.    <throws Hexx a raw steak which he devours>

And Matsukasi too.   <throws Matsukasi a box of Kresy Kremes which he devours>

And likkerpig.   <throws Leroy to likkerpig which he   <CENSORED>>



So, count your blessings.


With Love,


THE LYRAN EMPIRE

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on January 23, 2005, 12:48:07 pm

Someone obviously hasn't had their prune juice today :P

(http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/The%20Older%20Cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: Matsukasi on January 23, 2005, 01:10:04 pm

< grumble >

....pure genius... but still....

< double grumble >

Mat, the target

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on January 23, 2005, 02:12:04 pm

The Lyran Rain of Terror:

The sheer amount of tears shed when they realize they are about to be Pacified... :D  Luckily, Lyran crews are sworn to secrecy, though through telepathic interrogation has found numerous cases where the tears were enough to flood the bridge to just under the console tops... ;)

And on the heathen bit, us civilized Concordians, who know the true meaning of peace, are obviously not heathens, and therefore exempt from your proclimation...  (Note, we also know that we send barbarians home in pieces, so don't think we're that confused... :))

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 23, 2005, 02:15:44 pm

Quote from: Matsukasi on January 23, 2005, 01:10:04 pm

< grumble >

....pure genius... but still....

< double grumble >

Mat, the target

Oh Mat.   Did I mention that due to a Shopasaurus Rex Attack I won't be on much today at all.  Tsk.  A shame isn't it.


J'inn the Smarter than the Average Weasel

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: Father Ted on January 23, 2005, 02:41:08 pm

Dear Imperial Lackey,

Having discussed this matter with higher authorities, in my humble position as Chaplain of Starfleet, Master of the Fusion, Defender of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, etc., God has provided a response to your latest outbreak of verbal flatulence...

(http://www.jrgach.com/pictures/cloudfinger.jpg)

 :carmen:

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: Firehawk on January 23, 2005, 02:43:10 pm

ROFL  :rofl:

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: Wraith 413 on January 23, 2005, 03:27:53 pm

 Very nice, Ted. +1 to you.  -1 to Jinn for pissing off Father Ted.  Like they told us in USMC bootcamp, " You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to us!"

                                            Wraith 413

Title: Re: Go to Church today . . .
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 23, 2005, 03:39:40 pm

Why does this remind me of J'inn in an asteroid field?

(http://www.webwombat.com/entertainment/humour/images/31god.jpg)

Maybe God plays Asteroids instead when J'inn's online...... ;D