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Title: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Hexx on January 27, 2005, 05:55:07 pm
The Lyran Empire wishes to inform you that:

Having met our goals of annihilating any and all ISC warships participating
in the illegal blockade of our borders during their "police action". The Lyran Empire and allies
 will be moving on with our previously declared objectives of removing the threat posed to peace loving
sentients everywhere from the Mirdan Empire.
We would ask that you have your Military forces stand down during this operation as the chance of an errant
encounter could prove to be unfortunate.
If however your Military does not or will not stand down during our removal of the Mirdan threat we will be forced
to treat them as enemy hostiles and will be forced to conduct ourselves accordingly.
We reserve the right for preemptive strikes upon any Federation mobile assets we deem a threat.
The Lyran Empire at this time, will conduct absolutely NO military strikes upon any civilian, economic, or any other non-mobile military target.
The Lyran Empire also wished to inform you that operational necessity may demand occasional forays through territory
claimed by the United Federation of Planets.
It may be necessary to enter said territory to pursue and incapacitate any Federation vessels we believe have intent to
interfere with our aims of disarming the Mirdans.
The Lyran Empire wishes to inform you that we have no wish to contest the Federation's claims to  this territory.
We promise that any disturbance caused by our passage, or by the neutralization of any hostile assets in your space, shall be made good by our pilots after their mision is done. The defensive infrastructure of your territory will be at the same strength it was at before our forces entered the territory in question.

In closing, The Lyran Empire wishes to ask the Federation Council to pursue the course of peaceful coexistence.
Cease your economic and military support of the rogue Mirdan Empire. Once this threat has been removed all sentients can
look forward to a new age of prosperity and understanding.
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Commander Maxillius on January 27, 2005, 06:19:49 pm
Then I hope pain is something you enjoy. :P
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 27, 2005, 06:30:42 pm
<sputter>


I really really have to start going to the meetings.
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: FPF-DieHard on January 27, 2005, 07:51:01 pm
Does a Starcastling Twat count as a mobile target?  ;D
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Hexx on January 27, 2005, 07:52:52 pm
Does a Starcastling Twat count as a mobile target?  ;D

If he'd ever stay o the server long enough to find..  :P
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Commander Maxillius on January 27, 2005, 08:49:43 pm
ouch, ya need some ice for that burn, DH?
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on January 27, 2005, 10:07:24 pm
HEXX,  REPORT TO THE COALITION HIGH COMMAND FORUMS!!  :-\
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on January 27, 2005, 10:22:23 pm
The Lyran Empire also wished to inform you that operational necessity may demand occasional forays through territory claimed by the United Federation of Planets.

Sorry, you ain't welcome. Stay out of our yard or be space dust.
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on January 27, 2005, 10:45:48 pm


Dear Lyran High Command:

Your imperious leader, Hexx, has obviously been dropping acid again.

Please replace his medication with 100mg of Thorazine daily, or we're going to have to hurt him.

-S'Cipio
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 28, 2005, 11:20:25 am
HEXX,  REPORT TO THE COALITION HIGH COMMAND FORUMS!!  :-\

SOmeone is getting a spanking!!!   <snicker>
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KDS-KYTARH on January 28, 2005, 02:20:44 pm
SOmeone is getting a spanking!!!   <snicker>


Edit,,, remove spanking,,, insert Klingon Pain Stick.
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on January 28, 2005, 02:21:44 pm
SOmeone is getting a spanking!!!   <snicker>


Edit,,, remove spanking,,, insert Klingon Pain Stick.

In that case, Kroma has been a veeerrrryyyy bad boy.
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: likkerpig on January 28, 2005, 02:30:23 pm
SOmeone is getting a spanking!!!   <snicker>


Edit,,, remove spanking,,, insert Klingon Pain Stick.

In that case, Kroma has been a veeerrrryyyy bad boy.

LOL!

Hey, once LeRoy gets blown up, stop by my ship. I got a deal for his lifepod and the "playroom" is all set up.
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 28, 2005, 02:37:58 pm
<pulls out the emergency scotch bottle from his desk>
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on January 28, 2005, 02:42:42 pm
<pulls out the emergency scotch bottle from his desk>

Here, gimme a swig o' that :P :o
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: likkerpig on January 28, 2005, 03:02:16 pm
Even gotcha a new outfit for the occasion 'Roy-boy:

(http://members.shaw.ca/likkerpig/horsey.jpg)
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Centurus on January 28, 2005, 03:06:21 pm
Now that's disturbing.  That color fur doesn't go with those torn jeans.  J/K
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 28, 2005, 03:08:48 pm
<gets out Vicodin pills and washes them down with scotch>
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 28, 2005, 05:45:04 pm
Grab Vicoden, Valium and Quualudes.  Washes down with two beers and three shots of whiskey.  Shakes head.  Nope.  Still got that nasty image in my mind.  Drink more...
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on January 28, 2005, 06:05:04 pm
Even gotcha a new outfit for the occasion 'Roy-boy

Considerin' our latest GSA match, you ain't in the position to be dressin' up nobody. Now back in the basement ya go! <grabs bottle from J'inn and takes another big gulp>
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: FPF-DieHard on January 28, 2005, 07:07:04 pm
Even gotcha a new outfit for the occasion 'Roy-boy

Considerin' our latest GSA match, you ain't in the position to be dressin' up nobody. Now back in the basement ya go! <grabs bottle from J'inn and takes another big gulp>

Details?   ;D
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: likkerpig on January 28, 2005, 09:17:25 pm
Even gotcha a new outfit for the occasion 'Roy-boy

Considerin' our latest GSA match, you ain't in the position to be dressin' up nobody. Now back in the basement ya go! <grabs bottle from J'inn and takes another big gulp>

Details?   ;D

3 matches, boy toy took fed cb in each.
Match 1, my krcs won.
Match 2, boy toy took down my cwlf real quick.
Match 3, stalemate, niether of us were able to crack a shield, had to go to work...
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: Commander Maxillius on January 29, 2005, 04:54:41 pm
ships in match 3?  and how long did you dance before giving up?
Title: Re: Notice to Federation Council (cc: Gorn Committee)
Post by: likkerpig on January 29, 2005, 10:18:08 pm
Roy boy had his CB, I had a klink fdw. Danced 20min? maybe?