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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Bonk on July 20, 2005, 07:32:39 pm

Title: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Bonk on July 20, 2005, 07:32:39 pm
... is the sappiest piece of crap I have ever seen!!!  <insert puking smiley here> (Old news, I know - just had to say it...)

Now where's that old laserdisk of "The African Queen", better yet, to the bookshelf!
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Sirgod on July 20, 2005, 07:38:40 pm
 :goodpost: :goodpost: :goodpost:

Stephen
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: steelspinner on July 20, 2005, 07:41:01 pm
... is the sappiest piece of crap I have ever seen!!!  <insert puking smiley here> (Old news, I know - just had to say it...)

Now where's that old laserdisk of "The African Queen", better yet, to the bookshelf!
Me, I'm fixing to burn one of my favorite silly movies Ringo Star's Caveman.
"ATUK"!!! ;D
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Sirgod on July 20, 2005, 07:42:32 pm
Caveman Rocked. I saw that on Cable the other day actually.

stephen
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Sethan on July 20, 2005, 11:09:49 pm
I'm hoping that someday someone buys up the rights to The Matrix trilogy and makes a 4th movie - one that starts with Neo waking up from a dream of the third movie, just after the end of the second.

Then the third movie can be done right.
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Matsukasi on July 21, 2005, 06:39:09 am
... is the sappiest piece of crap I have ever seen!!!  <insert puking smiley here> (Old news, I know - just had to say it...)

Now where's that old laserdisk of "The African Queen", better yet, to the bookshelf!
Me, I'm fixing to burn one of my favorite silly movies Ringo Star's Caveman.
"ATUK"!!! ;D

Kaka!
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: kortez on July 21, 2005, 06:43:01 am
This is all interesting, but I'm moving it to 10-Forward.
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Bonk on July 21, 2005, 10:35:08 am
This is all interesting, but I'm moving it to 10-Forward.


Cool man, guess I'm just a prude... ;) (I didn't want to say "crap" in a public forum - I guess its not so hot & spicy... lol...)


P.S. you might want to leave the thread moved notification on when moving threads though, it took me ages to find this, I was beginning to worry that the forum was malfunctioning or I had lost my mind and imagined the whole post, lol...
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Commander Maxillius on July 22, 2005, 01:39:00 pm
what's wrong with the 3rd movie? 
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Bonk on July 22, 2005, 04:24:02 pm
Sappy, sappy, sappy.... everytime you turn around Neo and Trinity are sucking face! Where's the real action? Battles against Agent Smith? High quality martial arts battles? (that's martial arts not marital ;))

It should be called "The Matrix Interruptus"... ;)

Not to mention the scripting and dialog suck pretty bad on the third movie... I guess its like all sequels. Good story turns cash cow and producers ignore the lack of artistic merit.
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Bonk on July 23, 2005, 01:40:02 pm
Just watched Terminator 3 - a much better rendition of the same concept.  :thumbsup: Only one hand-holding scene and it was a thousand times more powerful than the over the top tonsil hockey sessions of The Matrix Deep-Throated...
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Ravok on July 23, 2005, 01:55:01 pm
Sappy, sappy, sappy.... everytime you turn around Neo and Trinity are sucking face! Where's the real action? Battles against Agent Smith? High quality martial arts battles? (that's martial arts not marital ;))

It should be called "The Matrix Interruptus"... ;)

Not to mention the scripting and dialog suck pretty bad on the third movie... I guess its like all sequels. Good story turns cash cow and producers ignore the lack of artistic merit.

 Your right and the "love" scenes where so sterile and cold, it seemed like some one was holding a gun to their heads, to make them act it out.

 To be honest the only thing i have seen that was worse, was the latest Star Wars.

 The secens between Anikin and Padme where absolutely dreadfull, and it seemed liike the 2 didn't have a clue about Love, or a relationship. They really did drag the whole movie at times. And make it really hard to watch in places.
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Bonk on July 23, 2005, 01:58:46 pm
Haven't seen that one, but don't doubt your assesment in the least. Seems to be a trend in modern films.

"The Matrix Deep-Throated"  hehe... I kill me!  ;D
Title: Re: The Matrix Reloaded...
Post by: Ravok on July 23, 2005, 02:18:50 pm
 Wait untill you see it. They are horrible!!!! I don't know what Lucas was thinking.