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Title: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Bonk on September 11, 2005, 10:49:00 pm

Happy Birthday Diz!  :multi:  33 has a special significance from the Chinese perspective ;). So take Dr. Chuut's advice, logoff, get to bed and STFU!  ;D

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: C-Los on September 12, 2005, 07:35:40 am

Happy Birthday Diz Man....  ;D


 :drink:       :dance:       :drink:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on September 12, 2005, 08:24:06 am

Happy birthday! :drinkinsong:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Sirgod on September 12, 2005, 09:32:28 am

Hey Dizzy , Happy Birthday man.

Stephen

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: KBF-Kurok on September 12, 2005, 10:00:01 am

what they said ;D

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Hexx on September 12, 2005, 10:12:09 am

Well at least you're younger than t00l

Have a good one Diz!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: IAF Lyrkiller on September 12, 2005, 10:49:02 am

Happy Bday Diz

 :drink:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: FPF-DieHard on September 12, 2005, 11:24:31 am

Happy B-Day!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: GDA-Agave on September 12, 2005, 12:40:15 pm

Happy Birthday you young fart in the wind!!   ::)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on September 12, 2005, 01:41:09 pm

Happy birthday!

-S'Cipio

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Grim on September 12, 2005, 02:04:06 pm

Happy Birthday!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 12, 2005, 02:19:14 pm

Dizzy,, STFU and blow out the candles already will you?  ;D

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: OlBuzzard on September 12, 2005, 02:41:50 pm

Happy B-Day bud !

:multi: :multi: :multi: :ufo: :ufo: :multi: :multi: :multi: :ufo: :ufo:

  :singing: :rockinband: :rockinband: :singing:

 :dance: :dance:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Dizzy on September 12, 2005, 05:04:43 pm

Thanks all you guys. My 1st happy Bday thread since I've been playing this game 5 years. Very cool!

Want to tell a quick story I told Bonk earlier, its just too funny not to share. About ten years ago I had a friend who just turned 33. Man, I thought that was old... And looking at where this guy was in life, he had decided to go back to school... cuz he was going no where fast. Kinda complacent where he was, which was no where special, hehe. So right then and there I decided that when I turned 33, I told him I didnt want to be in his shoes cuz I was gonna do something with my life.

Well, a cpl days ago, he stopped by with a gift wrapped box. I opened it up and there were an old raggedy pair of his ten year old shoes. What an ass, heh.

Well, thx for the HBday! I can handle 33, its 34 I dread... I feel a fast sports car or airplane a coming... Mb a motorcycle.\

Diz

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Braxton_RIP on September 12, 2005, 05:22:15 pm

Enjoy it before you hit the 40 mark.  I had to buy a bigger sports car.... and then another.. bigger... sports car..... yea.... LOL

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Capt_Bearslayer_XC on September 12, 2005, 06:15:11 pm

Happy B day Dizzy.

33 eh?  Almost ready for retirement....

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Dfly on September 12, 2005, 06:17:34 pm

Happy Birthday Diz, man it must be nice to be so young.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: 762_XC on September 12, 2005, 08:45:53 pm

Happy bday u hoser.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 12, 2005, 11:00:11 pm

Quote from: Dizzy on September 12, 2005, 05:04:43 pm

Well, thx for the HBday! I can handle 33, its 34 I dread... I feel a fast sports car or airplane a coming... Mb a motorcycle.\

Diz

I figured it would be an inflatable couch maybe a matching set like in the "old days"

<Snicker>

Chuut, the ass snickering behind the door of a nearby apartment  ;D

P.S.  for the fast ride try those thigh high leathers, I remember your wife's pic and that will get you more reved up than any motorcycle, I'm sure the torque ain't bad either  :woot:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Soreyes on September 12, 2005, 11:34:04 pm

Happy Birthday Dizzy :thumbsup:    :drinkinsong: :rwoot: :woot:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: KBF-Crim on September 12, 2005, 11:38:14 pm

 :rockinband: :rockinband: :rockinband: :tonybanks: :drinkinsong:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Dizzy on September 13, 2005, 12:31:03 am

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 12, 2005, 11:00:11 pm

P.S.  for the fast ride try those thigh high leathers, I remember your wife's pic and that will get you more reved up than any motorcycle, I'm sure the torque ain't bad either  :woot:

Ok, while I admit the thigh high leathers are good, there is another aspect of motorcycles to consider here. Let me share another story. Here's a pic of me and my ex on my old Ninja b4 I got married:

(http://home.satx.rr.com/spiderwebs/BradnBecky.jpg)

Now, here we go to this pool hall called Barney's. She's driving her sports car and I'm on my bike. She's in front and turns left into the parking lot. Well I'm far enough back and there are no cars on the road atm so I decide to pop one for coolness and looking from the kind of pavement I'm on, kinda slick, I figure I'll have to jucie the throttle a bit to lift her up. Well, that meztler back wheel was liking that pavement a whole hell of a lot and grabbed instantly and unexpectedly. The dash came up and I couldnt see the road... Now when you get that high, you have to come down soft, carrier landings are no good cause the front will wash out and down you go.

So here I am, on this road in front of Barney's doing at least 55 and coming up to my parking lot entrance real fast. Well, I figure I need to set her down to make it and then two things went from bad to worse. 1st, since the dash was blocking my view of the road (she was really high), I had to lean over to the left of the windscreen to ck the road, which was something I didnt really have experience doing yet and in doing so, the bike tilted to the left 5 to 10 degrees. And sensing I needed to turn left very soon, I didnt make the best of riding the throttle down slowly enough.

What happened next happened fast, but not so fast that I dont remember it in excruciating detail. Combined with my carrier landing and the fact the bike was tilted to the left when the front tire tried to grab the asphalt when it hit caused the tire to wash out and the bike to lay down which sent my left knee (I was wearing these awesome calvin kleins that made my ass look really good, btw) into the road popping me up off the bike and whirling me to the left a half spin. I caught the pavement with my ass and it sent me head over heels doing three backward summersaults. (Tip: Dont extend limbs when rolling/flipping off a bike... they can get snapped off if you do) So I figured before I get dizzy, ;), I should throw out my arms and hands to stop myself flipping end over end. Big mistake.

My hands slam down on the pavement, I dunno how fast, and WHAM! I stop flippng and now I'm sliding down the road on my ass and hands.. I half spin to the left some more and can see my bike now, spewing sparks from the muffler, lights still on... I had never seen my bike from the back before cuz I was always riding it. It was a pretty bike I thought.

Well, as I'm sliding to a stop, I dig my boots into the road a bit and come straight up walking. 1st thought was the intense pain in my fingers... er numbness. I looked at them, made a fist and then moved my fingers all round, I couldnt feel them, but they worked and they wernt mangled. So that was good. Next, I saw my bike, my poor sweet bike. DAMNIT! I curse at myself for laying her down and I'm so mad (you see, she was my baby) that I'm undoing the strap on my helmet and intend to throw it down on the ground in tantrum and disgust.

You should know that Barney's is across the street from a movie theater. And movie goers had just come out. So here I am oblivious to everything and anyone as I'm marching toward my bike, but then I hear this crazy dude yelling over to my right, "OMG! OMG! OMG! I cant believe you're walking OMG! OMG!" So I look over and he's crouching up and down like a baseball catcher and flailing his arms back and forth in front of him like some african mating ritual dance or something and that's when I notice like 30 or 40 people behind him walking/running over to the curb to see this spectacle of a huge crash and screaching noise I had made.

Then I had second thought about removing my helmet. I decided this was not the time to let everyone see who I was, hehe. Then SMACK! Becky (thats the red head in the pic there) crashes into me saying, "Oh, baby, oh seetie, are you ok, OMG! Are you hurt, did you break anything? ::kiss hug squeeze:: Are you ok? OMG! I pulled into a parking spot and then I saw your bike slide past in my rearview mirror and then I saw you flipping around following it. OMG! Talk to me!" Well... I wasnt much for words... I had something else more important on my mind...

I brushed her aside and looked back at my bike. (Its never a good idea to let a sportbike lie on her side. She can leak gas and oil into places they wernt meant for.)  So this dude kept up his now annoying, "OMG DUDE I CANT BELIEVE YOU"RE WALKING" crap and I looked over and said dude, just help me pick up my bike. So I strode over to my baby and picked her up. I was totally surprised. Aside from a bit of fairing damage, she wasnt messed up at all. I looked at the hole in my jeans and the sanded down part of the fairing and just thought we were both lucky.

So then I heard sirens. sh*t, the cops and the fire dept.! That was fast! But not surprising as the firehouse was around the corner. Well, I had no intention of being ticketed for stupidness or having to sit around and fill out forms, so I tried to start my bike and get the hell out of there. I looked over at Becky and told her to follow me to her apt. The bike was flooded... I kept trying and after a bit she started. I brought up my left foot to put her in 1st and nothing. DAMN! The shift lever broke off! I crashed her in 1st gear and now thats all I had to ride her home with. That's ok cuz that zx9r does 70mph in 1st. hehe

To make a longer story shorter, Becky NEVER let me live that moment down. She was always on me about how I cared more for my bike than her. Everytime she got mad at me she threw it in my face. "I was so worried about you and came rushing into your arms to see if you were ok and you didnt say a WORD to me!!! You just brushed me aside and went over to your stupid bike! You could have been killed and all you cared about was your bike! I love you and this is how you treat me! It's a piece of metal! I'm better than your bike..." meh

So Becky, if you ever read this, since I'm 33, I'll give you 33 reasons why my Bike is better than you. ;)

1- Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

2- Motorcycles' curves never sag.

3- Motorcycles last longer.

4- Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

5- You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

6- Motorcycles don't have parents.

7- Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

8- You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

9- You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

10- If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

11- You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

12- If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

13- Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

14- When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

15- Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

16- Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

17- New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

18- If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

19- If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

20- If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

21- If your Motorcycle is mis aligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

22- You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

23- You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

24- If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

25- You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

26- Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

27-  If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

28- Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

29- Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

30- Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

31- You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

32- It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

33- Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Ride on baby!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Matsukasi on September 13, 2005, 12:52:43 am

Happy birthday, Diz!

I'm still a better pilot than you tho. Go bake me a pie.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 13, 2005, 07:22:17 am

Quote from: Dizzy on September 13, 2005, 12:31:03 am

([url]http://home.satx.rr.com/spiderwebs/BradnBecky.jpg[/url])

MULLET ALERT!!!! (http://www.berkleylane.com/MNStGrnt/Graphics/arrow_jump_up_md_clr.gif)  Check out Dizzy's hair!!!!

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 13, 2005, 07:28:48 am

Actually Dizzy, Beck'y went on to become a beauty queen!

Here is the proof!, can't mistake that red hair!

(http://www.mulletfestival.com/images/Miss-Mullet-2001.jpg)

P.S.  But I'm sure she misses those bike rides on the "Mullet Hatchet"  ;D

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Dizzy on September 13, 2005, 08:57:03 am

Well, trick of the shadows, I never had a mullet, lol. But I would like to know wtf happened to her. Last I talked to her was 7 years ago...

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Capt Jeff on September 13, 2005, 09:41:25 am

Hope you had a happy B-day Ho  :P

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: el-Karnak on September 15, 2005, 04:11:37 pm

Happy Birthdsy Dizzy!!

I got a saying at work:

"Depending on what time of the day it is: I am either causing trouble or busy trying to get out of trouble." :P

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Dizzy!
Post by: Dizzy on September 15, 2005, 07:43:27 pm

Quote from: el-Karnak on September 15, 2005, 04:11:37 pm

Happy Birthdsy Dizzy!!

I got a saying at work:

"Depending on what time of the day it is: I am either causing trouble or busy trying to get out of trouble." :P

That saying works around the house here when I have 3 little kids and a wife that always blames me when they get into trouble because I'm typing on this forum and not watching them, lol.

Thanks for the Bday wishes, all. + Karma has been given to everyone in this thread. ;)