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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT J'inn on January 23, 2006, 10:43:23 am
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Captain Che J'inn: Battle Condition 1 !!!!
Tactical Officer: Captain we have two of the P'Tak D7 cruisers on deep scan. They are on an intercept course.
Che J'inn: Bring the Afocal Maser banks online and fire up the Tech II Sensor Boosters!!!
Tactical: Wha?
Che J'inn: WHERE IS THE )*($&#)*($)&*($$ JUMP GATE!!! I CAN'T SEE IT!!!!
Navigation: Wha?? Jump Gate??
Che J'inn: Align the ship to a warp point and go to Full Battle Speed now!!!
Navigation: Ummm sir, we are in warp.
Che J'inn: But but but . . . I see the enemy ship on scanner and . . .
Tactical: <slowly pulls out disruptor pistol>
Che J'inn: WAIT!!! I'm Klingon!! This ain't Eve!! Ummmm. SFC SFC . . . . ummmm . . . there are disruptor thingies on this ship right??
Ops Officer: We are so screwed.
Che J'inn: MOMMY!!!
<EXPLOSIONS>
<sigh> Must remember how to play . . . I remember . . . I remember . . . a chant . . . a calling . . . . what was it . . .???
KILL HEXX . . . . MUST KILL HEXX . . . .
Cool!! It's all coming back to me now.
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<sigh>
As admin I can't promise anything of course, but anyone placing bounties on a certain individual
might find themselves with a few "extra" Vp's at the server end..
The more the merrier..
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J'inn, are you on my side and are you with a PvP house? <Starts Salivating>
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J'inn, are you on my side and are you with a PvP house? <Starts Salivating>
Well . . . continuing in my long tradition of refusing to read rules . . . . I dunno . .
I'm in Suh'nih'n ;n;n;n;n'n'n'n'n'n whatever . . . Chuut's house.
As to what that means . . . hell if I know.
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J'inn, as I'm remembering now from an embarrassing night on the server...you must first have known how to play in order to remember how to play.
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J'inn, are you on my side and are you with a PvP house? <Starts Salivating>
Well . . . continuing in my long tradition of refusing to read rules . . . . I dunno . .
I'm in Suh'nih'n ;n;n;n;n'n'n'n'n'n whatever . . . Chuut's house.
As to what that means . . . hell if I know.
You're safe (except from T-bombs, and Judge . . .)
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and Judge . . .)
:o
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I can assure Brother J'inn that the T-bombs are harmless.
Especially from me :-*
We are a harmless and happy bunch of friendly, well adjusted bumpy-headed types, who wouldn't hurt a fly and wouldn't dream of hurting a friend....really....I mean it ;D ;D ;D
Welcome to the party J'inn. Just remember, the pointy end goes THAT way.
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Yes J'inn House S'uhn'ih is territorial.
So you don't have to accept any changes if you don't want to, and you can go running off the map like a screaming schoolgirl whenever you wish.
You are required gowever to pay the dues any 15+ year Islay singlemalt will work. ;)
P.S. protection from The Judge is not covered by our contract with you, that will cost extra.
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I can assure Brother J'inn that the T-bombs are harmless.
Especially from me :-*
We are a harmless and happy bunch of friendly, well adjusted bumpy-headed types, who wouldn't hurt a fly and wouldn't dream of hurting a friend....really....I mean it ;D ;D ;D
Welcome to the party J'inn. Just remember, the pointy end goes THAT way.
Holy Hexxcrement, who thawed this guy out?
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Holy Hexxcrement, who thawed this guy out?
;)
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Is it too late to change our bounty?
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Beware of my marines, J'inn, they do horrible things to enemy captains (they're a horny bunch). If you see the transporter effect and know my marines are boarding, it's time to run to the nearest escape pod.