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Title: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 04, 2006, 12:15:08 am

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Sacrificing his on gastro-intestinal health, Soreyes bravely took it upon himself to swallow the "Rolling Pin" that has caused such fear and trepidation among the Kzin for several years.  Soreyes, recently returned from the Brittish Isles, had lubricated his stomach, and his common sense by ingesting a vast amount of singlemalt Islay scotch, then proceeded to ingest the WMD (Weapon for Mirak Discipline).  Despite being captured by the Federation's Section 31 and fed large amounts of the substance know as Ex-Lax, Soreyes excercised extreme bladder control and did not divulge the weapon before he was rescued by Snickers inc. Agents who had been hired by the Kzinti government to retrieve him.  Upon his return Soreyes was relocated to protect him from any attempts by the Federation to capture him again and have his identity and location kept a state secret under "Project Sorebutt"

All Hail Soreyes Hero of the Hegemony!

Title: Re: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: Soreyes on September 04, 2006, 05:22:16 am

My reaction when I learned that Snickers Inc had contracted with Kroma to remove the "Rolling Pin"

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Kroma arrived and tried to put me at ease
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Lets just say that I was not happy
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Oh Bast I think I need an Epidural :o

Title: Re: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: Rolling on September 04, 2006, 06:26:34 am

ROFL!!!!!

Title: Re: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 04, 2006, 07:40:37 am

Should Kim join us I'm sure we could give her the pin back, but for better usage.....

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Kitty Massages!   :woot:

Of course we would have to have Soreyes wash and sanatize it first  ;)

Title: Re: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: Rolling on September 04, 2006, 05:00:18 pm

I wonder if that works on... everything.

Title: Re: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 04, 2006, 09:49:00 pm

Quote from: Rolling on September 04, 2006, 05:00:18 pm

I wonder if that works on... everything.

Need volunteers for experimentation?

Title: Re: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III
Post by: Soreyes on September 04, 2006, 11:36:10 pm

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on September 04, 2006, 09:49:00 pm

Quote from: Rolling on September 04, 2006, 05:00:18 pm

I wonder if that works on... everything.

Need volunteers for experimentation?

Oh Oh Pick Me, Pick me :multi: :multi: :multi: