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Title: Why are there no blond vulcans??!!
Post by: Panzergranate on June 17, 2007, 06:43:43 pm

I've kind of noticed, how come there are no Vulcans??

Could it be that as they evolved and became more intelligent, blondness was bred out.

Any theries anyone??

Title: Re: Why are there no blond vulcans??!!
Post by: Nemesis on June 17, 2007, 06:46:54 pm

Blondes have more fun.  Vulcans don't like fun.  So no blonde Vulcans, its only logical.

Title: Re: Why are there no blond vulcans??!!
Post by: Nemesis on June 17, 2007, 09:52:03 pm

Star Trek Enterprise: the First Adventure (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Trek-Enterprise-First-Adventure/dp/B00000815L)

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Another subplot/sub character is the juggling blond Vulcan, Stephen.

Here is an example of a blond Vulcan and naturally it has to be a Stephen.  A very special Stephen...

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Stephen is that absolute rarity for a Vulcan: he is an emotional thrill seeker -- a pervert by Vulcan standards and a Vulcan outcast.

Title: Re: Why are there no blond vulcans??!!
Post by: Strafer on June 18, 2007, 12:25:52 pm

Considering the solar conditions I'd suspect skin cancer weeded them out.