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Taldrenites => General Starfleet Command Forum => Topic started by: Beeblebrox on January 08, 2008, 10:07:37 pm

Title: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 08, 2008, 10:07:37 pm: We here at the Greed Syndicate strive to provide our potential customers with what they need even before they know they need it. As a way of reducing tensions that can rise amongst the crew on those long and onerous patrols the Syndicate has graciously provided humerous material for the crew's use. (Because if your crew is laughing they're not paying attention to the long range sensors...)

Check this subspace frequency often for updates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHP0QkL130&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aTjof5fqQo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZscJKRuPkqo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwXGCY0Avpg&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 08, 2008, 10:23:10 pm: Music from the Mirror, Mirror universe. Elvis assassinates Led Zeppelin and Bob Marley and becomes even more hugely popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LI4TUucW4
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 10, 2008, 11:35:43 am: Discipline is important and no allowances will be made for ignorance of the rules. You have been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeguUvuDzs&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 10, 2008, 11:53:19 am: Everyone has to have a hobby. What's yours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRb3u0PtEZE&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 12, 2008, 12:11:08 am: Surely the Klingons have had similar conversations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU

Poor old Donitz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQpj2XUsc8&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 12, 2008, 09:34:42 am: Meanwhile, in the holodeck of the S.P.S. Confiscatory...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVlsMLOejH0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gDeGdQ3rM&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 17, 2008, 03:37:50 am: This isn't a giggle but I think I can assure that you will at least smile.

http://www.fancast.com/videos/star%20trek

All 78, including the truly excremental Spock's Brain.
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 21, 2008, 09:36:10 am: "This is, as they say, the moment of not telling too many lies."

http://www.stage6.com/user/finestever/video/2011267/The-Young-Ones-1x06---Flood
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 24, 2008, 08:39:19 am: Welcome to movie night. Anyone caught using a communications device during the show will receive twice normal duration in the Booth. Popcorn is 2 credits and watch out for the Dire Wraiths necking in aisle D.

http://www.stage6.com/Public-Domain-Filme/video/2117444/Voyage-to-the-Prehistoric-Planet-(1965)
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on January 29, 2008, 12:34:26 am: I want a green clarinet for Christmas this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQBAKKJvBo (One mild swear word at the end.)

News flash!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkAuDaLKpI&NR=1

I would have had these for you Monday but I was swamped by my role as the laziest white man on the planet.
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 03, 2008, 06:14:09 am: Beef stock in the chocolate mousse? Bleagh.

http://www.stage6.com/user/jazzique/video/2138258/Chef,-Episode-1:-Personnel

And continuing this morning's culinary theme...

http://www.stage6.com/Random-Movies/video/2095303/Duck_Soup
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 07, 2008, 02:20:40 pm: And now we go back in time to fifth grade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8knlKqClc
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 10, 2008, 12:14:58 pm: "Anytime you think you can bluff me, Doctor!....."

http://www.stage6.com/user/Broadbandinacan/video/2053711/Star-Trek---TOS---The-Corbomite-Maneuver
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 11, 2008, 05:23:34 pm: Possibly one of the best pieces of science fiction, both novel and TV movie, ever produced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO0SK7Y-35o&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 12, 2008, 11:34:29 pm: It's important to have a positive self image.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtZciPYFfE

People ask me why I don't eat in the ship's galley...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4 (Warning: Extreme comedy violence.)

And just for fun, a demonstration of Kung Fu levers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GFAqR4qZk&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 15, 2008, 11:01:38 am: A few quickies today since my Tholian overlords are keeping me on the go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDXKPxef7qg&feature=related

This one is kind of dumb but I defy you to prevent yourself laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtbjH8Tm4fM&NR=1

It's important to get in touch with your feelings......you B*****D!! (Warning: Very mild language.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFjhXPa4nI
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 17, 2008, 12:39:20 pm: I just couldn't resist bringing this one to you. Yes, that's right: With the application of a little (a lot) of money you can have a genuine witch cast all sorts of spells to assist you with your life. Need money, a promotion, or true love? They've got you covered! They'll even cast your chosen spell(s) twice or three times in order to give that extra push to the magic.

If I find out someone here buys one of these things I'll strap them to a warp nacelle and vent my drive plasma.

http://www.mistressofmagic.com/allspells.html
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 18, 2008, 02:46:59 pm: ....
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 24, 2008, 02:52:39 pm: It's a lazy Sunday afternoon here on the Syndicate Throneworld. We've just gotten word that Simon "Shaun of the Dead" Pegg has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Trek movie. In honor of that here is an episode from his latest television effort.

(Warning: Bad language, including a few uses of the "F" word. Adult situations predominate. Very definitely not safe for work.)

http://www.stage6.com/user/gisco/video/1457451/Spaced-02x02

We've been hearing rumors that there will be a Next Generation Remastered release similar to the one for TOS. There will be a few surprises when the deleted scenes are put back into their repsective episodes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azQkuGN2jx0

Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is. There's no crying in piracy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZd_XOtLqx8&feature=related

Ok, some of this is really funny....but I'm pretty sure this guy was elected "Most likely to be mopped out of the bottom of a tree shredder" in high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qveMojbVp0A (One very mild swear word.)
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 27, 2008, 03:39:39 pm: Sometimes in life we are left with no other choice but to beat the living hell out of a big angry uniformed Jap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW34yJXbcf4&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 14, 2008, 11:19:09 pm: Comm tap re-established, cap'n!

Good lad! Now start pipin' the good stuff. We need 'em distracted just long enough to charge the <bzzzzzzttt!!> and target their bzzztfweeee!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NETYacbzD0&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 21, 2008, 12:04:31 am: I've heard there are a lot of Battlestar Galatica fans out there. (God knows why. They should stick with good science fiction like The Prisoner, Doctor Who, or the annual State of the Union addresses.) Here's a story about the upcoming season 4 including SPOILERS and some information about the upcoming prequel which is set 50 years prior to the current series. (Did they really turn Starbuck into a woman? Christ! I bet she plays the Barbara Streisand version of The Vagina Monologue on those long trips in her starfighter.)

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/last-night-the.html

And here is a small preview clip for season 4.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/02/brand-new-battl.html
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 26, 2008, 06:57:15 am: He's black. He's bold. He's Boss......Boss N#####!

Ordinarily I wouldn't even consider posting something with this word in it but this is so good and so cheesey that I just couldn't pass it up.

(Mild language including the dreaded "N" word.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amiUs_fLoio&feature=related

I wonder if there's any chance we could get Louis Farahkan or Al Sharpton to adopt the movie theme as their theme song. Just imagine Sharpton press conferences with that as the background music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amiUs_fLoio&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 29, 2008, 08:37:03 am: It was exactly this sort of oppressive micro-managing that made me get out of the workplace and start my own shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA&feature=related

Behold the complete disconnect between historical myths and the living reality. (I bet Mother Teresa was the same way.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWtXSKSQSY&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 05, 2008, 09:43:47 pm: In direct retaliation for the excremental series 4 Doctor Who opener tonight I'd like to give something to the fans that will take the bad taste out of their mouths. Anyone remember when Doctor Who was actually allowed to be scary?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnfQa8GMzH0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNA1esAcSD0 Possibly the best retelling of the Frankenstein myth ever done.
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 10, 2008, 05:49:23 pm: I bring you what you crave! SEX! DRUGS!! And HOUSE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4x7NzP68Qg&feature=related

(I had this filed under "Music I wish I was cool enough to like but I actually think is crap.")
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 13, 2008, 02:02:48 am: For fans of the Watchmen graphic novel I have the latest and greatest breaking news about the upcoming film. Voila the video web journal on the production. The focus in this issue is the sets. You'll get a peek at Dr. Manhattan's military lab and his New York apartment. There may be possible SPOILERS here. So, if you're looking to keep absolutely all the surprise intact, you may want to avoid this.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=43692
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 14, 2008, 12:55:38 pm: Poker: If it was for everyone then everyone would be doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xUjb9F98RU

Dating: The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw

Quick! Someone call CBS and pitch this medical drama! Haven't you had enough of ER yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7samYP0uKE
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Roychipoqua_Mace on April 14, 2008, 01:41:04 pm: Quote from: Beeblebrox on April 14, 2008, 12:55:38 pm
Dating: The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw[/url]

Haha, I didn't think the Average guy would be funny but he was hilarious!
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 16, 2008, 01:51:25 am: "'Allo, Nighthawk...'Allo, Nighthawk..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4&feature=PlayList&p=417DC53EF5B315FD&index=0

"A glass of water for Mr. Granger!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mr0crl93A0&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 16, 2008, 03:54:48 pm: A dark, smokey bar. It's way past your bedtime. You've had 3 drinks over your usual limit. You really should get home; the crew will be worried. Then, suddenly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vI_XMn-tRc&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 26, 2008, 10:17:43 am: If you like old time radio you'll love this site. I spent all last night listening to Jack Benny and Gildersleeve. Oh, and the Sci-Fi radio channel rocks. The other night I heard a great radio play adaptation of a Robert Heinlein short story.

http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi?site=..&searchdesc=&searchgenre=old%2520time%2520radio&x=4&y=14
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on April 30, 2008, 01:59:35 pm: Given what this (presumably) sincere gentleman is saying he really should have picked anything other than a banana. I almost soiled myself from laughing so hard when he said, "The contents don't squirt you in the face.".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on May 02, 2008, 07:22:24 am: Bitchy housewives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70CQkitT5o&feature=related (One medium-strength swear word used for comic effect.)

Can you remember what the capital of Nebraska is? Neither can I...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=greCg3uMHSE&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on May 11, 2008, 02:39:39 am: No one does sneering contempt quite as well as the King of Cool and the Titan of Tough Guys: Humphrey Bogart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxNYZdQaC44&feature=related

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's crazy people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7_4o_6IM0o
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on June 02, 2008, 03:04:55 pm: I can't tell if these articles are supposed to be funny or not but I laughed until I cried.

(Warning: While there are no dirty words here the subjects discussed are adult in nature.)

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on June 10, 2008, 11:02:59 pm: You can ordery anything off the internet these days.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/time.htm
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on June 23, 2008, 11:01:28 am: For those who have been watching season 4 of Doctor Who I have at treat. The BBC released a B trailer that is only available in the UK. I managed to intercept a subspace mail packet and get a copy of it. Savor it because 12 Andorians, a Deltan, and 4 Vulcans died to bring it to you. If you're looking to stay unspoiled for this season I recommend you not click on the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5X0hjX3AX0
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on June 28, 2008, 01:25:49 am: Welcome to movie night, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we have a grand classic film about a grand classic man. Poet, swordsman, musician, playwright. The agony booths are on hot standby to accomodate anyone using a communication device during the picture.

Out swords and to work with all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfBmPbaspg0&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on June 28, 2008, 12:04:24 pm: It was either laugh or cry with this one. Thank goodness for proprietary Greed Syndicate Herbal Smoking Mixtures.

http://earthdeception.googlepages.com/
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on July 29, 2008, 11:13:42 pm: It's a quickie today as things are hectic for the Syndicate these days. (Hey, those slave girls aren't going to pimp themselves.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E&feature=user
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on August 11, 2008, 08:40:10 am: It's Monday. What better to take the sting out of going back to work than vintage cartoons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNRm_vxVQ8&feature=related

Pronoun trouble...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMupsCPH3M8

That's what the man said!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6R5qbn5SF8
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on August 13, 2008, 12:18:14 am: Ok, this is really dumb and about a thousand years out of date but I can't resist posting it. I laughed until my ribs hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36NyoChXmiY&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on August 21, 2008, 06:49:09 am: This is what happens when bookings are difficult to come by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on September 07, 2008, 05:39:23 am: It's the 21st century! Join us as we enjoy the magic of the transistor!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71FNj4QqAW8&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on October 17, 2008, 04:43:26 am: It's just impossible to find a good contractor these days...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eAo_7EccVo&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on October 26, 2008, 03:02:41 pm: OSHA has absolutely ruined the fun of being a supervillain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl2jrXsT--I&feature=related

Wanker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPp1ghFfI7E&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on November 23, 2008, 08:44:47 am: In case anyone missed it, here is the latest trailer from the upcoming Star Trek XI.

(Please tell me that that isn't Matt Damon playing the young Kirk.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk

And for any Doctor Who fans who wander by, I have a site absolutely loaded with spoilers for the Christmas special this year. Also on the site are potentially huge spoilers for next year's 3 specials, and for the season in 2010. Be warned: if you want to remain unspoiled do not click on the link.

http://www.sylvestermccoy.com/newdoctorwho/

(Scroll down a bit for the spoilers.)
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on December 12, 2008, 02:47:25 am: My science officer confiscated this from a Tholian freighter we ~~hijacked~~ aggressively inspected. He laughed so hard and so long that I was forced to beam him into a bulkhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel

(An adult concept is used in a humorous manner. There is no foul language but the easily offended should steer clear.)
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on December 21, 2008, 02:12:25 am: William Shatner (a.k.a "The Shat") has recently commented on Star Trek XI's failure to hire him for the film. Today the Syndicate has managed to ~~hack~~ intercept a transmission which accurately portrays Shatner's frustration with J.J. Abrams' snub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fu656gGkhI&eurl=http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1600&tag=rbxccnbtr1&feature=player_embedded

The way music was meant to be heard...turn up the volume, all the way to 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3iTBjGp0RY&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on December 21, 2008, 10:30:02 am: There has been an update to the Star Trek XI trailer. This one is slightly longer and boasts an appearance by Leonard "Chinaman Haircut" Nimoy. Has anyone noticed that the U.S.S. Kelvin (NCC-0514) makes the long-loved Akula class canon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2wQgKr0Bk&feature=related

It's possible that everyone has already seen the picture of the "new" prequel Enterprise. However, just in case you haven't, Syndicate espionage agents have recovered a rendering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoaFITdfQ4&feature=related

Androids are almost too polite for their own good. I bet his farts smell like WD40.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npnHTg33als&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on December 24, 2008, 04:55:31 pm: For the Doctor Who fans who may or not be present, I've ~~raided the BBC with all disruptor blazing~~ found a trailer for the upcoming Christmas special--"The Next Doctor". After the trailer (which does contain one or two spoilers) there is a series of photographs taken during location shooting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxiPaJ2lyNM&feature=related
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: EmeraldEdge on December 24, 2008, 06:21:31 pm: That Shatner clip is funny. I wonder how he distinguishes people apart, because by that standard, Rosie O'Donnel would be just as hot as Salma Hayek. I mean, they both have two arms and legs, breasts, dark hair. Just because ones gut may be a little bigger or the breasts may be a little lower, face a little harsher, doesn't mean that the image of one isn't faithful to the other, right? Any clear thinking individual would not dare make a distinction. I mean if Jessica Alba had a massive unibrow, a huge honker, and big ol' buck teeth in her next film, she'd be just as beautiful, because all the main fundamentals are there, right?
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on February 02, 2009, 11:56:52 am: Here's something special for Bill Hicks fans. David Letterman finally came to his senses and allowed the playing of Bill's last appearance on the Late Show. At the time, Letterman had cut the spot because he felt it was inappropriate. Now, 15 years later, Letterman kisses Bill's mom's ass on national television and plays the spot.

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/976782.phtml
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 01, 2009, 04:54:48 am: With the economy tanking the employers are finding themselves more and more to be in a buyer's market.
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 31, 2009, 03:17:13 am: In case anyone missed it (like I did) here's the latest Star Trek XI trailer now playing in theaters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0xaCB2nLS0
Title: Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
Post by: Beeblebrox on May 12, 2009, 01:30:27 am: It seems not even the most intimate moments of a President aren't safe from examination in the public forum. Did we really need to know this about Obama and his lovely wife?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE