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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: toasty0 on July 03, 2008, 07:29:06 pm
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Sad news in the Trek universe (http://www.trektoday.com/news/020708_01.shtml)
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Sad news in the Trek universe ([url]http://www.trektoday.com/news/020708_01.shtml[/url])
:o :o :o
Where am I to get my Warp Core Breach :'(
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Well, I'm glad I got to go there earlier this year, fun place, but if they aren't making tons of money, I can understand why they might want a more profitable venture. I know I wasn't there during the busiest season probably, but there weren't a lot of people there when I was going through. On the otherhand, it was REALLY fun sooooo...
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Sad news in the Trek universe ([url]http://www.trektoday.com/news/020708_01.shtml[/url])
:o :o :o
Where am I to get my Warp Core Breach :'(
I think you may have glugged enough of those to last a life time.
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Eh, to be honest I don't have a problem with it closing. It's starting to show it's age.
Why not make room for something new and better?
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Eh, to be honest I don't have a problem with it closing. It's starting to show it's age.
Why not make room for something new and better?
Do you say that to all your women?
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Oh my, do you even have a woman Bishop?
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Sad news in the Trek universe ([url]http://www.trektoday.com/news/020708_01.shtml[/url])
The Efforts if the CBS entity to kill off trek for good I'm sure. There is no place for inspiration and learning when there is no proffit from it. It was a worthy experience at the beginning but thanks to greed The public only gets "advanced slot machines now" not a Trek experience. It exists for gamblers not Trek fans. I worked in the Hilton as an av tech for a while hell they wanted to kill it off back in the 90s we are lucky it lasted that long . I would love to build a building on my property to host it but as i said before $$$ is the only reason its was there they thought trekies were stupid kids wanting to waist there $ they found out that Trekies have brains and would rather look at stuff than gamble there lifes on it. Let me Guess the next theme in the LAME aSS hilton will be tropical island based :rofl: Vegas needs more heat themes :thumbsdown:
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Oh my, do you even have a woman Bishop?
Pun has plenty of women. He orders from my home mailing catalogue all the time.
:D
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You better not have my girlfriend in there.
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You better not have my girlfriend in there.
Is your girlfriend a 5'7 asian/native american mix with slightly tanned skin, thick, black hair, and 22 years old?
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No, she's not. Thankfully.
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No, she's not. Thankfully.
5'8 blonde with brown eyes, average figure, and 17?
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Almost, she's 16 about 5'6" and she's a little fat, but I can deal with that. You did get the eyes right though.
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Almost, she's 16 about 5'6" and she's a little fat, but I can deal with that. You did get the eyes right though.
OOHH YEAH!!!! She likes to be called Cheryl and she works part-time in accounting.
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WRONG!!!!! her name is Jasmine and spends her time at home! *gets a napkin and wipes his forehead off* You had me scared for a sec.
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WRONG!!!!! her name is Jasmine and spends her time at home! *gets a napkin and wipes his forehead off* You had me scared for a sec.
Yeah, but she likes to be called Cheryl, and when I hired her, I had a transporter pad installed in her closet and had it equipped with a cloaking device to keep it hidden.
Since she works part-time, no one notices she's gone.
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No, I talk to her all day long, and I'm talking to her right now, liar!
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No, I talk to her all day long, and I'm talking to her right now, liar!
Actually, you're talking to an AI computer program that fills in for when she's at work. Sometimes it's a holographic projection. It depends on the situation.
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Sure, I know Jasmine and you don't , what's the name of her cat?
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Sure, I know Jasmine and you don't , what's the name of her cat?
*finishes picking fur out of his teeth* What cat?
;)
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What color is the fur?
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What color is the fur?
I don't know. When you only pull one or two strands out, you can't really tell what color it is.
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Then we're does she live, the exact adress and city.
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Then we're does she live, the exact adress and city.
Oh I don't bother with mailing addresses. Too much trouble. Not to mention I don't want to get sued for identity theft.
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See, I knew it. You're a liar! I'm glad that she's not in that catalouge though.
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See, I knew it. You're a liar! I'm glad that she's not in that catalouge though.
I'm not a liar. Just don't bother with personal personnel business.
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Just leave her alone.
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Just leave her alone.
She's a great employee. Might make her head of Accounting.
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>:( >:( /I outa shoot you, but I won't.
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>:( >:( /I outa shoot you, but I won't.
What's so wrong with making her head of Accounting? She'd get her own corner office with a view of the solar system, a 30% increase in pay and full benefits, and her own personal security staff.
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Yea, but I don't trust you.
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Yea, but I don't trust you.
I'm 26 going on 180. Trust me, I've got no interest in your girlfriend.
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Then could I vist her often? Perhaps have my own capital ship?
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Then could I vist her often? Perhaps have my own capital ship?
Nope. You're my laundry boy!!!
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Can I vist on my lunch break?
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Can I vist on my lunch break?
No, but I'll let you keep a picture of her in your wallet.
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I already do, can we go on video chat at night?
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I already do, can we go on video chat at night?
When you have time off, sure, why not. You do know you are on an 86 hour work day rotation with 1 lunch break consisting of 10 minutes?
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eity-six hours of laundry, do I get a weekend?
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eity-six hours of laundry, do I get a weekend?
No, but on the 29th of February you get an extra 5 minutes of lunch.
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry.
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry.
*gets Cent's attention*
Sorry Cent but you forgot to get the contract in triplicate. You should fire your other evil lawyer and hire one that will be even more evil. I would have had him fill out a 100 page contract in Quad.
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Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.
O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry.
*gets Cent's attention*
Sorry Cent but you forgot to get the contract in triplicate. You should fire your other evil lawyer and hire one that will be even more evil. I would have had him fill out a 100 page contract in Quad.
I don't need contracts in triplicate, for one simple reason. *takes Storvick into the next room and strips down to a leather thong and then sees Storvick run through the wall screaming in agony*
If someone fails to live up to their contract, I just torture them.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ummm....speaking of my lawyer, where did he go?
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Eh, to be honest I don't have a problem with it closing. It's starting to show it's age.
Why not make room for something new and better?
Do you say that to all your women?
Bah I need to check this forum more often to see if I'm being insulted.