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Taldrenites => Starfleet Command Fan Fiction => Topic started by: Hstaphath_XC on July 25, 2008, 01:42:56 pm
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Fulfilling a promise that was long overdue in finishing, I present:
I'm Bringing Sexy Back
(To the tune of I'm Bringing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake)
An XC Song for Andromeda by: Hstaphath
(http://www.xenocorp.net/H_bardCorner/images/AndromedaSG1.jpg)
I'm bringing sexy back.
Those silly fanboys don't know how to act.
My writing hits you like a Special Ops attack.
Stop clickin' my pic and checkin' out my rack.
Captain to the bridge!
[Bridge]
Dynaverse...
You see our epics,
There's a lot to traverse.
I'll warn you some may seem perverse.
Like Kadh who "Alphas" and hits reverse.
Take him to the brig!
[Chorus]
Come here lurker...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Come to FanFic...
(Go ahead, just read it)
SFC...
(Go ahead, just read it)
It's all free...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Let me give you a few tips...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Look at these quips...
(Go ahead, just read it)
I make you smile...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Stay for awhile...
(Go ahead, just read it)
And get your sexy on.
(Go ahead, just read it)
Get your sexy on.
(Go ahead, just read it)
[X6]
Get your sexy on.
I'm bringing sexy back.
Those other fic sites don't know how to act.
Let me show you what we have that they lack.
I'm burning up the pages as I type so fast.
Admiral on the bridge!
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
I'm bringing sexy back.
Those other writers can't pick up the slack.
When it comes to fic you know I have the knack.
Though I bet you're still checkin' out my rack.
Take em' to the Dynaverse!
[Chorus]
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Like Kadh who "Alphas" and hits reverse.
Hey. I resemble that remark. I alpha and do a HET and alpha the rear weapons. I'm a Klingon after all.
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Oddly enough...I had...cough...a copy of 'Sexy Back' on the HD... Went good with the tune as I read it.
*bows to the song master*
--guv
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ROFL. Yeah! ;D
Guv might've got his copy from me...
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Oddly, the copy of the song I have is from a SWF version my daughter found that has Capt. Jack Sparrow from PotC singing it.
Hey. I resemble that remark. I alpha and do a HET and alpha the rear weapons. I'm a Klingon after all.
Yes... and the reason I thought it was "perverse" is that, the last time I saw you do that, all I had said was "Hail, Admiral Kadh of the Screaming Diz... what brings you to this side of the Hydran/Klingon border today?"
You actually scratched the paintjob on my favorite flagship... I had to send her all the way back to a starbase to get her redetailed. ;)
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Speaking of which, you never made any comment about bringing sexy back. ;)
I missed this thread somehow. That's why.
My official response: OMG, what a horrible picture. I've got to put up a picture that isn't 25 years old.
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My official response: OMG, what a horrible picture. I've got to put up a picture that isn't 25 years old.
I am pretty sure I speak for everyone here (well, okay... maybe not Kadh) when I say that we really wouldn't mind seeing an updated pic or two of you. 8)
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Can't touch this!
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Can't touch this!
Great... now I've got the mental image of you singing MC Hammer's Can't Touch This. I hope you look good in those poofy pants. :D
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Please Romy, don't hurt 'em!
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Stop. Rommie time!
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Rommie, I got your number - 867-5309. :)
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Damnit, Rommie! Now that song is stuck in my head.
Fun fact: Town I grew up in, 867 was, in fact, the phone prefix. Someone had to get their phone number changed thanks to Tommy Two-Tone.
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This reminds me that I need to update the XC Bard's Corner to add this and Kadh's LotR song.
EDIT: It also reminds me that Rommie never got around to posting any updated pics of herself for us! ;)
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If you are adding songs to a list you have you would happen to have the one that was:
Boom, Boom, Clap
We will patch you
Can't remember who did that one back at Taldren, but that one was one of the funniest ones I remember
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Ain't happening.