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Title: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 05, 2008, 12:18:44 pm
1985
(To the tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup)
An XC Song by: Hstaphath

(http://www.xenocorp.net/images/SFCII/RaceHyd.jpg)

Hsta just hit the wall,
He never had it all.
Working his life away,
His wife quilts all day.
His dreams went out the door,
Way before his kids numbered 4.
Hardly writes when he can,
What happened to his plan?

He was gonna be a comic,
He was gonna be a star.
He was gonna hitch a ride,
And drive off in Weird Al's car.
His van, a mini,
Is now the enemy.
Looks at his average life,
And nothing, has been,
All right since...

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool.
But he's still preoccupied,
With 19... 19... 1985.

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

He’s seen all the classics,
He knows every song.
Holy Grail, Breakfast Club,
Even Cheech & Chong.
He loved the Princess Bride!
Montoya said "prepare to die!"
Thought he'd be a snap,
As a member of Spinal Tap.

What's with these hootchie girls showing so much skin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?!
When did reality become TV?
What ever happened to Cheers, The Cosby Show,
(and on the radio)

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool.
'Cause he's still preoccupied,
With 19... 19... 1985.

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

He hates gangsta rap, make it stop.
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?!
Please make this stop, stop, STOP! (tick tick tick)
And bring back...

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool.
'Cause he's still preoccupied,
With 1985.

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana. (1985)
There was U2 and Blondie, (Woohoohoo)
And music still on MTV. (1985)
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool. (1985)
But he's still preoccupied,
With 19... 19... 1985.
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: kadh2000 on August 05, 2008, 12:55:57 pm
Ouch.
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 06, 2008, 08:50:36 am
Ouch.

Hehe... Okay, it's not THAT bad.   ;)
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Andromeda on August 06, 2008, 10:58:00 pm
Midlife crisis hitting a little close to home there boys?
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: KOTH-KieranXC, Ret. on August 07, 2008, 11:58:46 am
Ah, 1985... the year before I was born. ;D
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 09, 2008, 12:09:13 am
Midlife crisis hitting a little close to home there boys?

Haha!!!  It was just a lark, a spree... a bit of high spirits, if you will.  My daughter was listening to this song in the car a few days ago and I just came up with a parody that applied to me on the spot.  To imply that this has something to do with a midlife crisis is just... well... yes... pretty much dead on, actually.  It's a fair cop.   :D

Ah, 1985... the year before I was born.

Ouch!!!  Okay, now I really DO feel old!   :P
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: KOTH-KieranXC, Ret. on August 09, 2008, 12:15:44 am
Ouch!!!  Okay, now I really DO feel old!   :P

I love doing that. ;D
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Commander La'ra on August 09, 2008, 01:41:35 pm
Hey Kieran...I live with my fiancee.

Regular nookie >  youth.

 ;)
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: KOTH-KieranXC, Ret. on August 09, 2008, 01:42:46 pm
Oh, STFU. I've still got time. ;D
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Commander La'ra on August 09, 2008, 01:44:50 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: Hstaphath - 1985
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 11, 2008, 11:29:11 am
Regular nookie >  youth.

Announcer:  ...and it's La'ra for the win!!!

Midlife crisis hitting a little close to home there boys?

Speaking of which, you never made any comment about bringing sexy back.   ;)