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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Khalee1 on September 10, 2009, 10:04:00 am
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That I need a pickup truck. 9 boxes worth of stuff, 6 of them full of start trek, sfb and fasa stuff Ive collected over the years.
But I had a nice time, tried turning him into a liberal, but that keystone light beer just wasnt takeing hold. Maybe coors light or bud light, would work better. ;D
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Thats like trying to turn a rock into a vegetable. :D
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now why would you want to turn someone into a Liberial, no need to give out dieases's yea know, also light beer, why drinks light beer
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now why would you want to turn someone into a Liberial, no need to give out dieases's yea know, also light beer, why drinks light beer
yep, have to agree. Light beer to turn a conservative. Nay, get a heavy stout. You can pansy out on the light after you get him turned. But good luck. Us conservatives are a stuburn lot
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The funny thing is, My wife still drank more of the beer then I did. :D
Nah give me a good dark Bitter, Canadian Whiskey, or scotch any day of the week. although, that was the first Beer I tasted in close to a year. I just don't drink that much anymore.
Stephen
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now why would you want to turn someone into a Liberial, no need to give out dieases's yea know, also light beer, why drinks light beer
yep, have to agree. Light beer to turn a conservative. Nay, get a heavy stout. You can pansy out on the light after you get him turned. But good luck. Us conservatives are a stuburn lot
never called stubborn ive been called pigheaded, a nazi, narrowminded, radical, dumb southerner but never stubborn. yay
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now why would you want to turn someone into a Liberial, no need to give out dieases's yea know, also light beer, why drinks light beer
yep, have to agree. Light beer to turn a conservative. Nay, get a heavy stout. You can pansy out on the light after you get him turned. But good luck. Us conservatives are a stuburn lot
never called stubborn ive been called pigheaded, a nazi, narrowminded, radical, dumb southerner but never stubborn. yay
also don't forget under the homeland security document
"Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Environment Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment" released 7 April 2009. Most of us are considered Domestic terrorists also. :P
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The only thing that will turn a conservative guy into a liberal one is a liberal female he wants to date. :smitten:
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I can't think of one liberal female I would want to date...
in fact a lot of my more youthful hollywood crushes have gone by the wayside once I learned exactly what they stand for.
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You'll never change one's mind with a fake beer (or anything "lite/light")...you need GOOD whiskey for that.
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The only thing that will turn a conservative guy into a liberal one is a liberal female he wants to date. :smitten:
nope, my wife is a liberial, im a neo conservative :P We dont discuss polotics
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*grabs a picture of the Golden Girls in thong bikinis and drags Stephen to a backroom and takes his grass skirt along as well*
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and drags Stephen to a backroom and takes his grass skirt along as well*
You know it has been a while since that image was posted . . .
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and drags Stephen to a backroom and takes his grass skirt along as well*
You know it has been a while since that image was posted . . .
Are you thinking what I'm thinking??? :flame: :flame: :flame:
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You realize Stephen has aged since then..and consumed some of his cattle ranch
Mike
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking??? :flame: :flame: :flame:
I know you well enough to say: I sincerely hope not.
You realize Stephen has aged since then..
Mike
Did he have any more hair to lose?
and consumed some of his cattle ranch
Mike
I knew he had eaten some of the cattle but to eat the actual ranch is rather extreme.
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also don't forget under the homeland security document
"Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Environment Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment" released 7 April 2009. Most of us are considered Domestic terrorists also. :P
I think that document was written with me in mind.......
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never called stubborn ive been called pigheaded, a nazi, narrowminded, radical, dumb southerner but never stubborn. yay
Just so you don't feel left out. You're stubborn.
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Good god , Postman, I promise one of these day's I'm coming to visit, if for no other reason then to Drool on your floor.
@ the others, LOL, Candle is a good guy, he is still new though. No need to show him THAT picture. <whistles away>
Stephen
Edit. Tim, I found your other DVD you was looking for. PM me your address, and I'll get it up to you man.
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*puts duct tape on Stephen* SILENCE!!! You're my prisoner. HAHAHAHA *plays You Sexy Thing from Chocolate Hot as Stephen is forced to watch Paris Hilton performing Shakespeare*
No, I don't remember why I'm torturing anyone, just know that I had a reason beforehand.
*looks at Nemesis* Awww, why you hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking. *feels sad and tosses Nemesis into a nude sauna with Lisa Lampinelli*
Now, where is that picture of Stephen......*starts looking*
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*puts duct tape on Stephen* SILENCE!!! You're my prisoner. HAHAHAHA *plays You Sexy Thing from Chocolate Hot as Stephen is forced to watch Paris Hilton performing Shakespeare*
No, I don't remember why I'm torturing anyone, just know that I had a reason beforehand.
*looks at Nemesis* Awww, why you hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking. *feels sad and tosses Nemesis into a nude sauna with Lisa Lampinelli*
Now, where is that picture of Stephen......*starts looking*
I... This....... Just........ What????
;)
Stephen
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also don't forget under the homeland security document
"Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Environment Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment" released 7 April 2009. Most of us are considered Domestic terrorists also. :P
I think that document was written with me in mind.......
you are my new role model
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*puts duct tape on Stephen* SILENCE!!! You're my prisoner. HAHAHAHA *plays You Sexy Thing from Chocolate Hot as Stephen is forced to watch Paris Hilton performing Shakespeare*
No, I don't remember why I'm torturing anyone, just know that I had a reason beforehand.
*looks at Nemesis* Awww, why you hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking. *feels sad and tosses Nemesis into a nude sauna with Lisa Lampinelli*
Now, where is that picture of Stephen......*starts looking*
I... This....... Just........ What????
;)
Stephen
*takes a bow and starts playing Morris Day and The Time*
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*puts duct tape on Stephen* SILENCE!!! You're my prisoner. HAHAHAHA *plays You Sexy Thing from Chocolate Hot as Stephen is forced to watch Paris Hilton performing Shakespeare*
I've seen the performance of Hamlet in the Magic Christian and suffered through my Grade 5 Geography teacher monotonic version as well so I doubt Paris can be much worse.
*looks at Nemesis* Awww, why you hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking. *feels sad and tosses Nemesis into a nude sauna with Lisa Lampinelli*
Who?
In any case I'll just turn up the steam.
Now, where is that picture of Stephen......*starts looking*
Unless he has used his moderator powers it should be scattered around the forums.
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Trust me, Paris is far worse. And you don't wanna be making Lisa all hot and wet.
(http://www.gigglechickinteractive.com/insultcomic/SITE/images/lisa_HOMESLICE_11.jpg)
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And you don't wanna be making Lisa all hot and wet.
([url]http://www.gigglechickinteractive.com/insultcomic/SITE/images/lisa_HOMESLICE_11.jpg[/url])
So THAT'S your mother.
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Nope. My mother is human. So was my father. The fact that I'm not human anymore, well, that's a freak of nature. The "woman" in the picture is who you're in the sauna with. You lucky dog you.
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Nope. My mother is human. So was my father. The fact that I'm not human anymore, well, that's a freak of nature. The "woman" in the picture is who you're in the sauna with. You lucky dog you.
Proof positive of Genetic Drift. :D
Stephen
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YEP!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Nope. My mother is human. So was my father. The fact that I'm not human anymore, well, that's a freak of nature. The "woman" in the picture is who you're in the sauna with. You lucky dog you.
Proof positive of Genetic Drift. :D
Stephen
Genetic warp or twist I'd grant. (Or both given who it is.)
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LOL, well he did always remind me somewhat of having a Love/Hate relationship with Foghorn Leghorn.
Man I'm dating myself now.
Stephen
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Man I'm dating myself now.
Stephen
Have to change your name to Narcissus.
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LOL, I might just do that, If nothing else to mess with the H&S crowd. :D
Stephen
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LOL, well he did always remind me somewhat of having a Love/Hate relationship with Foghorn Leghorn.
Man I'm dating myself now.
Stephen
Na, the only Love/Hate relationship I have is with certain members of my family in where we love to hate. As for Foghorn Leghorn, I miss his cartoons. Hell, I missed most WB cartoons from back in the good old days. *sighs sadly as I reminisce, then grabs a rubber chicken and smacks Stephen and turns him into my laundry cleaner*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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LOL, well he did always remind me somewhat of having a Love/Hate relationship with Foghorn Leghorn.
Man I'm dating myself now.
Stephen
Na, the only Love/Hate relationship I have is with certain members of my family in where we love to hate. As for Foghorn Leghorn, I miss his cartoons. Hell, I missed most WB cartoons from back in the good old days. *sighs sadly as I reminisce, then grabs a rubber chicken and smacks Stephen and turns him into my laundry cleaner*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sigh...
Laundry Cleaner. Obviously you want to go back to Politics and make me your slave. Brother, I love ya, But I don't speak Chinese anymore.
Stephen waiting until Taki Kamura returns his call, or Ted Wong, which was the resason I learned Mandarin.
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LOL, well he did always remind me somewhat of having a Love/Hate relationship with Foghorn Leghorn.
Man I'm dating myself now.
Stephen
Na, the only Love/Hate relationship I have is with certain members of my family in where we love to hate. As for Foghorn Leghorn, I miss his cartoons. Hell, I missed most WB cartoons from back in the good old days. *sighs sadly as I reminisce, then grabs a rubber chicken and smacks Stephen and turns him into my laundry cleaner*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sigh...
Laundry Cleaner. Obviously you want to go back to Politics and make me your slave. Brother, I love ya, But I don't speak Chinese anymore.
Stephen waiting until Taki Kamura returns his call, or Ted Wong, which was the resason I learned Mandarin.
Na, I don't want to make you my slave. I just needed someone to do my laundry, and I didn't wanna do it myself. And you used to speak Chinese?
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LOL, well he did always remind me somewhat of having a Love/Hate relationship with Foghorn Leghorn.
Man I'm dating myself now.
Stephen
Na, the only Love/Hate relationship I have is with certain members of my family in where we love to hate. As for Foghorn Leghorn, I miss his cartoons. Hell, I missed most WB cartoons from back in the good old days. *sighs sadly as I reminisce, then grabs a rubber chicken and smacks Stephen and turns him into my laundry cleaner*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sigh...
Laundry Cleaner. Obviously you want to go back to Politics and make me your slave. Brother, I love ya, But I don't speak Chinese anymore.
Stephen waiting until Taki Kamura returns his call, or Ted Wong, which was the resason I learned Mandarin.
Na, I don't want to make you my slave. I just needed someone to do my laundry, and I didn't wanna do it myself. And you used to speak Chinese?
Sheshi Nee.
actually, Me being the stubborn Son of a bitch that I am, I can read just a tiny bit, and speak a little less.
You of course remember my love of martial arts, and most importantly, Jeet Kune Do.
Of course, Bruce was dead, and there was only one person to go to. Ted Wong, the cheerleader camp masterbater extraordinaire. Good lord, I have to tell the story of the cripled vet, and the cheerleader camp on of these days.Let me just say, you haven't seen laughter, untill the guy who could give you a one inch punch and knock you back 20 feet, laughed at my friend the cripple, cause he needed a tissue.
Anyways, I wanted to hear and understand what Bruce had to Ted. Sure he explained a lot, using english, but to understand the subtle differences, esp. when combat is called for, One must learn the language.
Let me help here Brother Cent. From memory here of course, so sue me.
Ni(2) Hao(3) - ni = you, hao = good, meaning "how are you?"
Ni(2) Shi(4) Na(3) Li(3) Ren(2) - shi = yes, na = there, li = in, ren = person, meaning "where are you from?"
Wo(3) Lai(2) Zhi(4) Mei(3) Guo(2) - wo = me, lai = come, zhi = from, mei = beautiful, guo = country, meaning "I'm from America"
Ni(2) Hui(4) Jiang(3) Ying(1) Yu(3) Ma(1) - hui = will, jiang = speak, ying yu = english, ma = ending for question "do you speak English?"
dui(4) bu(4) qi(3) - dui = right, bu = no, qi = up, meaning "sorry"
qing(3) ni(3) xiang(4) ning(3) mu(3) qin(1) wen(4) hao(3) - xiang = towards, ning = your, mu = female, qin = relative, wen = ask, meaning "please say hi to your mother for me"
n hanyu pinyin, each pronunciation is actually made up of two parts. Its similar to English.
English example:
oe when combined with f gives foe and with t give toe, both have similar endings but the "front" sound is different.
In hanyu pinyin, it is the same.
Common endings:
a - "ah" (English equivalent of pronunciation), i - "e", u - "oo", e - "eh", o - "oar"
Common starts:
s - "ser", k - "ker", n - "ner", m - "mer", t - "ter" (note: the "er" is silent)
Example:
ma = mer+ah, pronounced as "mah"
ni = ner+e, pronounced as "nee"
ku = ker+oo, pronounced as "koo"
so = ser+oar, pronounced as "soar"
te = ter+eh, pronounced as "teh"
Lesson 4: Greetings (in general)
zao(3) an(1): zao = early, an = safe, meaning "good morning"
wu(3) an(1): wu = noon, meaning "good afternoon"
wan(3) an(1): wan = late, meaning "good night"
ni(3) chi(1) bao(3) le(4) ma(1): chi = eat, bao = full, meaning "have you eaten?"
xin(4) hui(4): "pleased to" (usually, xin hui xin hui is used to mean "pleased to meet you")
hen(3) gao(1) xing(4) ren(4) shi(4) ni(3): hen = very, gao = high, xing = happy, ren shi = know, meaning "pleased to meet you"
ni(3) hia(2) hao(3) ba(4): hai = are, ba = question ending, meaning "are you well?"
Lesson 5: Salutations
xie(4) xie(4): xie = thanks, meaning "thank you"
ni(3) gan(4) de(4) hen(3) hao(3): dan = did, meaning "you did very well"
zai(4) jian(4): zai = again, jian = see, meaning "see you again"
gong(1) xi(3) ni(3): gong xi = congratulations, meaning "grats to you"
xia(4) chi(4) zai(4) yi(4) qi(2) you(3) xi(4): xia = down, chi = attempt, yi qi = again, you xi = game, meaning "we'll party again the next time we meet"
I did my best to put numbers with common words. Now you want to here someone with Russian, look the Judge the hell up. Man I miss that guy.
zai jian .
Stephen
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That's very cool. I was always interested in speaking Mandarin, but hell I can't even speak Spanish, and I'm Mexican for cripes sakes!!!!
Oh well. *leads Stephen to a picture frame and pulls the cover to reveal the picture underneath*
(http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/freaks%20mr%20t%20as%20the%20bearded%20lady.jpg)
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That's very cool. I was always interested in speaking Mandarin, but hell I can't even speak Spanish, and I'm Mexican for cripes sakes!!!!
Oh well. *leads Stephen to a picture frame and pulls the cover to reveal the picture underneath*
([url]http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/freaks%20mr%20t%20as%20the%20bearded%20lady.jpg[/url])
All kidding aside, I can suggest a few books on Cantonese and also Mandarin.
When spoken to, Not only can I respond in those two native tongues, I can also come back with One liners.
The origin of words Bro, is my weakest link to the human cause. I love history, it started with the golden mean, and at this point we should be in the engineering forum.
plank, The old mobius strip, Hell most Of us ignore or obfuscate mathematics these days.
Back in 91, I used math and physics for no other reason, then to target possible Iragi movements into Kuwait. It cost me an arm and a leg.
Brother I would do it all again, For no other reason, to hear that damned Chicken slap against the back of my head.
Stephen
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I'm good on the language front. Multiple languages has never been my strong suit. Nearly failed it in high school.
So...a chicken smacking you in the back of the head....*gets thoughts*