Post by: Tulmahk on April 07, 2003, 11:06:54 pm
The Tal Shiar intentionally allowed some of their operatives to be assimilated (just like on Voyager!!!), with super secret technology that would allow only a superficial assimilation, so they could conduct their evil Tal Shiar plans (just like on Voyager!!!).
Having situated themselves into the Collective, they sent out anamylous readings certain to attract the attention of....
THE BORG QUEEN SGHNDUBH (Just like on Voyager!!!) catching him/her/it as he/she/it was just logging off his/her/its Mac Classic, having registered for these very fora (just like on Voyager!!!). And we all know that CAN'T be good!
Quickly, they took a holo-reading of the fearsome monstrous leader of the Borg, and quickly shot it out into space just before they were detected and QueenSghnDubh ripped them to shreds with his/her/its bare, cybernetic hands!!!
Well, the holo-cartrigde was picked up by the waiting cloaked Romulan ship the Khaeus'Khenn (Captained by yours truly). If only I had known then what I know now, I would never have plugged that holo-cartridge into my ship's holodeck, such a horrific vision did it reveal!!!
So here, I give you this holoimage from the very heart of the Collective itself:
QUEEN SGHNDUBH!!!
Just... like... on... Voyager!
Post by: Aenigma on April 08, 2003, 12:46:56 am
Aenigma
Post by: Suiric on April 08, 2003, 10:55:22 am
<Awakened to find Aenigma still dragging him to the hills>
<Realizes that it still may not be safe faints again>
Post by: Bloodfury on April 08, 2003, 11:45:30 am
Post by: Captain KoraH on April 08, 2003, 12:30:27 pm
Post by: Ryker on April 08, 2003, 01:05:14 pm
Quote:
<snip>
<snip
JESUS H. CHRIST- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to be having flashbacks from this now....
Post by: Aenigma on April 08, 2003, 01:07:54 pm
Aenigma
Post by: kTar on April 08, 2003, 02:08:24 pm
Post by: Tulmahk on April 08, 2003, 05:33:30 pm
Post by: Storvick on April 08, 2003, 06:48:35 pm
Post by: Tulmahk on April 08, 2003, 10:43:09 pm
Post by: Tulmahk on April 11, 2003, 12:15:00 am
Waiting for the Queen his/her/its self to take notice of this thread...
Post by: Suiric on April 11, 2003, 11:48:12 am
<Aenigma shakes his fist, kicks Cirius awake and they both shake fists>>
<The Queen crests the last hill, they notice her/him/it and they continuing running>
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 04:33:38 pm
Post by: ghostcamel on April 11, 2003, 08:35:57 pm
FSCKING LOL
Post by: Storvick on April 11, 2003, 09:41:38 pm
Post by: Aenigma on April 13, 2003, 03:52:17 pm
Aenigma
Post by: Storvick on April 13, 2003, 05:13:14 pm
Post by: Stormchsr043 on April 13, 2003, 09:05:16 pm
Post by: Suiric on April 14, 2003, 10:15:24 am
Post by: Aenigma on April 14, 2003, 12:24:44 pm
<Aenigma and Cirius plan revenge on the Queen, because they had to run like silly cats>
<their equipment is composed of this special weapon, a survival kit or two, two medkits, and their sidearm disruptors, and some other secret weapon.....the portable plasma launcher>
Aenigma
Post by: Tulmahk on April 18, 2003, 09:35:52 pm
The Romulan 'Coalition of the Willing' is currently hunting The Queen, as she/he/it is the head of a dying regime.
Here is a memory-aid to help you recognize him/her/it when you see him/her/it:
And no, that isn't Grounds-Keeper Willy!
If you ever see this person, throw a Killian Red at him/her/it to keep him/her/it busy while you get away to inform Coalition forces. Do not try to apprehend him/her/it yourself! You risk assimilation if you do!
Post by: Storvick on April 18, 2003, 10:42:51 pm
Lt. fire all anti-borg weapons now and after ya kill him/her/it contact the Coalition and tell them the job is done.
Post by: SghnDubh on April 19, 2003, 12:24:59 am
Remind me never to post my image, anywhere, ever again.
Post by: Tulmahk on April 19, 2003, 02:48:02 am
Of course, I'm about to get assimilated for my trouble. Oh, well. Individuality is overrated anyway...
Post by: KRolling on April 21, 2003, 06:09:19 am
Post by: mbday on April 21, 2003, 06:50:15 am
As for the Roms that think they stole it wait till they try and use it. That little add on I had you place on it will take care of any problems.......
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on April 21, 2003, 03:13:21 pm
Quote:
<Aenigma and Cirius are analyzing the data and they see this peculiar weapon>
<Aenigma and Cirius plan revenge on the Queen, because they had to run like silly cats>
<their equipment is composed of this special weapon, a survival kit or two, two medkits, and their sidearm disruptors, and some other secret weapon.....the portable plasma launcher>
Aenigma
center compartment, Cube designated Little Paradise
Julin, officially known as drones 16,17,18 & 20 of 673, views an intercepted copy of Aenigma's plans. He quickly recognizes the weapon selected. The dreaded rolling pin.
Using the awesome communications ability of the Collective, Julin advises SignDubh, along with the collective, about the only defense to the infamous Rolling Pin. With that having been given, and the Borg's personal force fields updated, Julin feels relieved that no Borg shall feel the awesome pain inflicetd by the most dreaded of galactic weapons.
He just warns about that sneaky plasma launcher, as he has never seen that in his 150+ year existance...
Suddenly, and almost without warning, Julin orders the crew of his cube to attack and assimilate the nearest Romulan vessel. He needs their cloaking device to investigate deep in Federation space, to seek out and investigate one of the worst torture chambers known to intergalactic space (if anybody was ever taken there...
), the ultra secret location of the laboratory that designs and manufacturers the worst weapon in the galaxy, feared even more than PPDs and Pl-R torpedoes. The KRolling Pin laboratory...
Post by: Alexander1701 on April 21, 2003, 05:15:06 pm
'Centurian! Borg Cube approaching, bearing 153 mark 4!'
'R! C! SSSSSSSSSSSSS! CLICK LEFT!'
'Probe launch!
'C!'
'it's on top of us! Oh My God! tractor beam!'
'ROLL MOUSE WHEEL, Z!'
'It's bording us!'
'What?? on the Dyna?? IMPOSSIBLE!'
'Drones on decks 4, 7, and 19'
'WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. TULMAHK'S INFERIOR CLOAKING SKILLS HAVE TAUGHT US TO BEAT THE CLOAK. INVISIBILITY IS FUTILE. YOU WILL HAND OVER THE KROLLING PIN AND BE ASSIMILATED'
'Er... don't you mean OR be assimilated?'
'negative'
'...well, in that case, Z!'
'Captain, what do we do? We aren't equipped with a KRolling pin!'
'Wait... I have it! They boarded us! That means we're either off the Dyna, or there's a bug. Either way, we can use Alternate Leavign Technology - Factor 4'
'Acknowledged. Activating the ALT-F4'
'Open a channel, we'd better inform Aenigma'
Post by: Storvick on April 21, 2003, 09:38:37 pm
"On screen."
Storvick saw the Romulan ship being attacked by a Borg Cube.
'Red Alert all hands to Battlestations. Inform the Romulan vessel we are on our way."
The Excalibur jumped to Red Alert while deploying the new torps that will punch through a Borg Hull like paper.
Post by: Suiric on April 22, 2003, 09:53:20 am
They have split the supplies stolen, and Cirius is refitting the federation shuttle to include Klingon technology stolen during his days as a Tal Shiar operative inside the empire.
So Cirius took off in the suped-up federation shuttle, overloaded ion cannons, a copy of the KRolling pin weapon system, cloaking device, Plasma torpedoes, and the new federation anti borg quantum-isolitic torps.
All being powered by the shuttle's warpcore that when rigged by a Romulan has increased efficiency by 1600%.
<Cirius hopes for the Empire's sake that he makes it back to Romulus in time to warn of the borg and their stolen technology advances.>
Post by: Storvick on April 22, 2003, 02:48:14 pm
"Lock a tractor on it"
Storvick watched as a Tractorbeam locked onto the shuttle.
"Turn tractor settings up to full and fire a few phaser shots at the shuttle"
The Excalibur fired its phasers causeing the shuttle to rock.
"Sir we are doing very little damage to it."
"Lt. arm the secert Romulan weapon that we stole along with getting the cloaking device ready to go"
Post by: Aenigma on April 22, 2003, 03:10:51 pm
AE: This is Aenigma, what is it captain Alexander? Having trouble with the Borg again? They never learn. I'm on my way.
AE: Helm, set course for the last-known position of the Borg Cube.
GI: Aye sir, course laid in sir.
AE: Oh and lieutenant Trevok, see if you can equip the KRolling pin heavy assault weapon please, we might need it.
TR: Yes sir, affirmative sir.
<The RIS Rex Aureus warps towards the Cube... ETA 25 hours>
Aenigma
Post by: Suiric on April 23, 2003, 07:47:56 am
<I hate always having to do that. >
However Aenigma was still close as he was able to warp back into the sector.
After decloaking behind the Federation vessel, the shuttle was released from the tractor, as the Fed warped out.
Schematics were exchanged Aenigma's Warbird now is refitted with both ion cannons and the new quantum-isolitic torps(if need be)
Aenigma warps out to save another fellow Rom, Alexander.
Cirius is staying on board for safety reasons, he willl wait to be dropped off near his own ship.
Post by: Tulmahk on April 07, 2003, 11:06:54 pm
The Tal Shiar intentionally allowed some of their operatives to be assimilated (just like on Voyager!!!), with super secret technology that would allow only a superficial assimilation, so they could conduct their evil Tal Shiar plans (just like on Voyager!!!).
Having situated themselves into the Collective, they sent out anamylous readings certain to attract the attention of....
THE BORG QUEEN SGHNDUBH (Just like on Voyager!!!) catching him/her/it as he/she/it was just logging off his/her/its Mac Classic, having registered for these very fora (just like on Voyager!!!). And we all know that CAN'T be good!
Quickly, they took a holo-reading of the fearsome monstrous leader of the Borg, and quickly shot it out into space just before they were detected and QueenSghnDubh ripped them to shreds with his/her/its bare, cybernetic hands!!!
Well, the holo-cartrigde was picked up by the waiting cloaked Romulan ship the Khaeus'Khenn (Captained by yours truly). If only I had known then what I know now, I would never have plugged that holo-cartridge into my ship's holodeck, such a horrific vision did it reveal!!!
So here, I give you this holoimage from the very heart of the Collective itself:
QUEEN SGHNDUBH!!!
Just... like... on... Voyager!
Post by: Aenigma on April 08, 2003, 12:46:56 am
Aenigma
Post by: Suiric on April 08, 2003, 10:55:22 am
<Awakened to find Aenigma still dragging him to the hills>
<Realizes that it still may not be safe faints again>
Post by: Bloodfury on April 08, 2003, 11:45:30 am
Post by: Captain KoraH on April 08, 2003, 12:30:27 pm
Post by: Ryker on April 08, 2003, 01:05:14 pm
Quote:
<snip>
<snip
JESUS H. CHRIST- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to be having flashbacks from this now....
Post by: Aenigma on April 08, 2003, 01:07:54 pm
Aenigma
Post by: kTar on April 08, 2003, 02:08:24 pm
Post by: Tulmahk on April 08, 2003, 05:33:30 pm
Post by: Storvick on April 08, 2003, 06:48:35 pm
Post by: Tulmahk on April 08, 2003, 10:43:09 pm
Post by: Tulmahk on April 11, 2003, 12:15:00 am
Waiting for the Queen his/her/its self to take notice of this thread...
Post by: Suiric on April 11, 2003, 11:48:12 am
<Aenigma shakes his fist, kicks Cirius awake and they both shake fists>>
<The Queen crests the last hill, they notice her/him/it and they continuing running>
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 04:33:38 pm
Post by: ghostcamel on April 11, 2003, 08:35:57 pm
FSCKING LOL
Post by: Storvick on April 11, 2003, 09:41:38 pm
Post by: Aenigma on April 13, 2003, 03:52:17 pm
Aenigma
Post by: Storvick on April 13, 2003, 05:13:14 pm
Post by: Stormchsr043 on April 13, 2003, 09:05:16 pm
Post by: Suiric on April 14, 2003, 10:15:24 am
Post by: Aenigma on April 14, 2003, 12:24:44 pm
<Aenigma and Cirius plan revenge on the Queen, because they had to run like silly cats>
<their equipment is composed of this special weapon, a survival kit or two, two medkits, and their sidearm disruptors, and some other secret weapon.....the portable plasma launcher>
Aenigma
Post by: Tulmahk on April 18, 2003, 09:35:52 pm
The Romulan 'Coalition of the Willing' is currently hunting The Queen, as she/he/it is the head of a dying regime.
Here is a memory-aid to help you recognize him/her/it when you see him/her/it:
And no, that isn't Grounds-Keeper Willy!
If you ever see this person, throw a Killian Red at him/her/it to keep him/her/it busy while you get away to inform Coalition forces. Do not try to apprehend him/her/it yourself! You risk assimilation if you do!
Post by: Storvick on April 18, 2003, 10:42:51 pm
Lt. fire all anti-borg weapons now and after ya kill him/her/it contact the Coalition and tell them the job is done.
Post by: SghnDubh on April 19, 2003, 12:24:59 am
Remind me never to post my image, anywhere, ever again.
Post by: Tulmahk on April 19, 2003, 02:48:02 am
Of course, I'm about to get assimilated for my trouble. Oh, well. Individuality is overrated anyway...
Post by: KRolling on April 21, 2003, 06:09:19 am
Post by: mbday on April 21, 2003, 06:50:15 am
As for the Roms that think they stole it wait till they try and use it. That little add on I had you place on it will take care of any problems.......
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on April 21, 2003, 03:13:21 pm
Quote:
<Aenigma and Cirius are analyzing the data and they see this peculiar weapon>
<Aenigma and Cirius plan revenge on the Queen, because they had to run like silly cats>
<their equipment is composed of this special weapon, a survival kit or two, two medkits, and their sidearm disruptors, and some other secret weapon.....the portable plasma launcher>
Aenigma
center compartment, Cube designated Little Paradise
Julin, officially known as drones 16,17,18 & 20 of 673, views an intercepted copy of Aenigma's plans. He quickly recognizes the weapon selected. The dreaded rolling pin.
Using the awesome communications ability of the Collective, Julin advises SignDubh, along with the collective, about the only defense to the infamous Rolling Pin. With that having been given, and the Borg's personal force fields updated, Julin feels relieved that no Borg shall feel the awesome pain inflicetd by the most dreaded of galactic weapons.
He just warns about that sneaky plasma launcher, as he has never seen that in his 150+ year existance...
Suddenly, and almost without warning, Julin orders the crew of his cube to attack and assimilate the nearest Romulan vessel. He needs their cloaking device to investigate deep in Federation space, to seek out and investigate one of the worst torture chambers known to intergalactic space (if anybody was ever taken there...
), the ultra secret location of the laboratory that designs and manufacturers the worst weapon in the galaxy, feared even more than PPDs and Pl-R torpedoes. The KRolling Pin laboratory...
Post by: Alexander1701 on April 21, 2003, 05:15:06 pm
'Centurian! Borg Cube approaching, bearing 153 mark 4!'
'R! C! SSSSSSSSSSSSS! CLICK LEFT!'
'Probe launch!
'C!'
'it's on top of us! Oh My God! tractor beam!'
'ROLL MOUSE WHEEL, Z!'
'It's bording us!'
'What?? on the Dyna?? IMPOSSIBLE!'
'Drones on decks 4, 7, and 19'
'WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. TULMAHK'S INFERIOR CLOAKING SKILLS HAVE TAUGHT US TO BEAT THE CLOAK. INVISIBILITY IS FUTILE. YOU WILL HAND OVER THE KROLLING PIN AND BE ASSIMILATED'
'Er... don't you mean OR be assimilated?'
'negative'
'...well, in that case, Z!'
'Captain, what do we do? We aren't equipped with a KRolling pin!'
'Wait... I have it! They boarded us! That means we're either off the Dyna, or there's a bug. Either way, we can use Alternate Leavign Technology - Factor 4'
'Acknowledged. Activating the ALT-F4'
'Open a channel, we'd better inform Aenigma'
Post by: Storvick on April 21, 2003, 09:38:37 pm
"On screen."
Storvick saw the Romulan ship being attacked by a Borg Cube.
'Red Alert all hands to Battlestations. Inform the Romulan vessel we are on our way."
The Excalibur jumped to Red Alert while deploying the new torps that will punch through a Borg Hull like paper.
Post by: Suiric on April 22, 2003, 09:53:20 am
They have split the supplies stolen, and Cirius is refitting the federation shuttle to include Klingon technology stolen during his days as a Tal Shiar operative inside the empire.
So Cirius took off in the suped-up federation shuttle, overloaded ion cannons, a copy of the KRolling pin weapon system, cloaking device, Plasma torpedoes, and the new federation anti borg quantum-isolitic torps.
All being powered by the shuttle's warpcore that when rigged by a Romulan has increased efficiency by 1600%.
<Cirius hopes for the Empire's sake that he makes it back to Romulus in time to warn of the borg and their stolen technology advances.>
Post by: Storvick on April 22, 2003, 02:48:14 pm
"Lock a tractor on it"
Storvick watched as a Tractorbeam locked onto the shuttle.
"Turn tractor settings up to full and fire a few phaser shots at the shuttle"
The Excalibur fired its phasers causeing the shuttle to rock.
"Sir we are doing very little damage to it."
"Lt. arm the secert Romulan weapon that we stole along with getting the cloaking device ready to go"
Post by: Aenigma on April 22, 2003, 03:10:51 pm
AE: This is Aenigma, what is it captain Alexander? Having trouble with the Borg again? They never learn. I'm on my way.
AE: Helm, set course for the last-known position of the Borg Cube.
GI: Aye sir, course laid in sir.
AE: Oh and lieutenant Trevok, see if you can equip the KRolling pin heavy assault weapon please, we might need it.
TR: Yes sir, affirmative sir.
<The RIS Rex Aureus warps towards the Cube... ETA 25 hours>
Aenigma
Post by: Suiric on April 23, 2003, 07:47:56 am
<I hate always having to do that. >
However Aenigma was still close as he was able to warp back into the sector.
After decloaking behind the Federation vessel, the shuttle was released from the tractor, as the Fed warped out.
Schematics were exchanged Aenigma's Warbird now is refitted with both ion cannons and the new quantum-isolitic torps(if need be)
Aenigma warps out to save another fellow Rom, Alexander.
Cirius is staying on board for safety reasons, he willl wait to be dropped off near his own ship.