Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 10:51:45 am
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 10:57:32 am
Ok... have her do what a science teacher in junoir high taught me.
Have her put her fingers on it and pressing firmly massage in a circle.
Ya see, after doing that myself, I wasn't afraid of dissecting the frog.
Post by: J'inn on May 05, 2003, 11:08:28 am
Post by: Dizzy on May 05, 2003, 11:08:47 am
It can be found on shirts, backpakcs, handbags, coffee cups, etc... Take your unit wherever you go!
By clicking on this link, you verify and attest truthfully that you are over the age of 18 and that you are not a member of law enforcement: Mug , Handbag , Shirts , Baseball Caps , etc...
Hurry now and wear your free unit!
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:12:10 am
My 7 year old daughter is playing hair stylist on my hair while I am reading the forums. Is it safe for me to view the above pics with her standing here?
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:16:50 am
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Umm... Dizzy?
My 7 year old daughter is playing hair stylist on my hair while I am reading the forums. Is it safe for me to view the above pics with her standing here?
There not bad just tell her they are those 6 color pens
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:19:41 am
Post by: wanderer on May 05, 2003, 11:24:47 am
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Ok, I saw them... but... what are they??
....ummm....6-colored pens....that's all you need to know....
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:26:47 am
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Ok, I saw them... but... what are they??
ummmm.........hmmmm....... well........ lets see........... ok here lets try this , they ryhme with Bilbo ........
Or do you remember Dill Pickles from the rugrats ? what if Dill was a dodo bird ? That may get ya the answer im looking for without being too ......well you know .
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:27:08 am
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Ok, I saw them... but... what are they??
....ummm....6-colored pens....that's all you need to know....
Well, ok... I can see how 6 colored pins would seem perverted. <scratches head>
Post by: J'inn on May 05, 2003, 11:28:01 am
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Ok, I saw them... but... what are they??
Erm . . . Ummm . . . . Tracey would you handle this please . . .
<snicker>
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:30:51 am
Let me see if I can enlarge them enough to see what I'm looking at.
Post by: J'inn on May 05, 2003, 11:32:47 am
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Let me see if I can enlarge them enough to see what I'm looking at.
<nearly suffers heart failure from laughing>
If you really don't know Kim, send me a PM.
Post by: wanderer on May 05, 2003, 11:33:05 am
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I'm serious... I can't tell what they are. The pics are so small.
Let me see if I can enlarge them enough to see what I'm looking at.
Oh, my...I agree with Ji'nn...TRACEY!!!!
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:34:52 am
Ok, J'inn, I'm sending you a PM.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 11:35:38 am
Post by: wanderer on May 05, 2003, 11:36:28 am
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Secret Rolling Pin Laboratory
LOL, that's great, K. Nice one.
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:37:26 am
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The pic got really blurry when I enlarged it.
Ok, J'inn, I'm sending you a PM.
Hmmm ok so rhymes with Bilbo didnt do it aye ? I do have to ask now ,are you married or happy?
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:39:32 am
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:40:15 am
Well, I must say that they make them in some pretty nifty colors!!!
You all have to forgive me, I have never seen one before.
Post by: J'inn on May 05, 2003, 11:40:44 am
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Battery powered vibr.....errr.....oscillating rolling pins.
accck I think I broke a rib. <gasp> can't breathe . . . please stop . . .
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:43:33 am
Wouldn't that make it hard to write??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 11:46:40 am
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Kroma ! Thanks bro it really is a special unit !
np, I take great joy in playing around with my and other fellas units, let me know if your wife needs a lesson in how to handle it.
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:49:55 am
Quote:LOL , you know all women say this who the heck their selling them all to I dont know
Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!
Well, I must say that they make them in some pretty nifty colors!!!
You all have to forgive me, I have never seen one before.
Im gonna go out on a limb and say they prolly dont sell alot of shirts or hats hehe.
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:52:24 am
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Kroma ! Thanks bro it really is a special unit !
np, I take great joy in playing around with my and other fellas units, let me know if your wife needs a lesson in how to handle it.
Hey........hey........HEY !!!!! Now that wont be neccessary thank you !
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 11:56:19 am
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 11:57:50 am
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Well, if they write well then I'll take a black one.
Ummmmm.................TRAAAAAAAAAAACY ! please help us !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 11:58:33 am
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Well, if they write well then I'll take a black one.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must now run for hills.
Post by: FatherTed on May 05, 2003, 12:00:18 pm
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So, what does one need with a vibrating pin???
Wouldn't that make it hard to write??
faints
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 12:04:40 pm
These kinda look like those really, really thin ones that make your hands cramp.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 12:08:12 pm
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Of course, I do like the fat pens with the grippers on them.
These kinda look like those really, really thin ones that make your hands cramp.
But the thin ones are better for chewing on.
Post by: wanderer on May 05, 2003, 12:08:41 pm
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Of course, I do like the fat pens with the grippers on them.
These kinda look like those really, really thin ones that make your hands cramp.
Oh, man...<wipes tears>oh, my sides...<join's J'inn in the ER with cracked ribs, remembers to get the Padre some smelling salts...>
K, you are soooooooo bad...
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 12:09:41 pm
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Well, if they write well then I'll take a black one.
Tracy plz oh plz oh plz hurry ! If we comment on this , one of us fine community members will be banned !
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 12:11:06 pm
Ya know, vibrating would increase blood flow, so that must be it.
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 12:14:48 pm
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But, maybe that's why they have them vibrating.... so your hands don't cramp.
Ya know, vibrating would increase blood flow, so that must be it.
You bring up blood flow in this thread again and I will seek J'inns expertise on sexual harassment charges !!!!!
Post by: SSCF_Paladin on May 05, 2003, 12:16:20 pm
For Gods' sake, Kim, don't reply any more!!
(We now return you to your regularly scheduled laughing and crying in a fetal position because your sides hurt so much!! )
... Call 911!... <gasps>...
Post by: Harold Nez on May 05, 2003, 12:16:50 pm
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 12:16:54 pm
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 12:17:21 pm
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Of course, I do like the fat pens with the grippers on them.
These kinda look like those really, really thin ones that make your hands cramp.
But the thin ones are better for chewing on.
Yes, I guess that could be true.
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 12:20:46 pm
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Heya Kim you never did answer ? Are you married or happy ????
Yes to both. But what does that have to do with vibrating pens?
Post by: Maxillius on May 05, 2003, 12:22:24 pm
OMG
<blinks rapidly>
! ! !
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 12:26:06 pm
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Heya Kim you never did answer ? Are you married or happy ????
Yes to both. But what does that have to do with vibrating pens?
Absolutly nothing ! I am both married and happy as well not sure how I pulled that off yet but if I figure it out I will let everyone know
Now back on topic, so I must ask what the heck does a vibrating pen have to do with my magnificent unit ????
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 12:28:48 pm
Maybe, we should as Dizzy.
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 12:31:06 pm
Post by: Dizzy on May 05, 2003, 12:39:25 pm
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 12:56:18 pm
Uh oh....
Reads a bit further... serious UH OH!!
Do I Lyrically Divulge Other information regarding the Most Artificial Nuances In Anticipation of Requests that may be Unsupported by Sartre...
Well, Kim, looks like when we go on that shopping trip to get you some... errr... fashionable clothes, a visit to the Ladies' Emporium might be in order as well...
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 01:28:33 pm
Thanks for your help Kim ! I will try to get the wife to follow the directions from your science teacher.
Tracy ! thankgod your here !
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 01:52:43 pm
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Kroma ! Thanks bro it really is a special unit !
np, I take great joy in playing around with my and other fellas units, let me know if your wife needs a lesson in how to handle it.
Kroma , I was thinking about this . I hate to keep putting you out and all , but hey if your willing I guess I will take you up on it .
Send the wife over between the 2 of them they should be able to get a handle on this ...Thanks bro !
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 02:03:00 pm
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Kroma ! Thanks bro it really is a special unit !
np, I take great joy in playing around with my and other fellas units, let me know if your wife needs a lesson in how to handle it.
Kroma , I was thinking about this . I hate to keep putting you out and all , but hey if your willing I guess I will take you up on it .
Send the wife over between the 2 of them they should be able to get a handle on this ...Thanks bro !
Ok, but that will definitely cost you the big bottle this time.
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 02:22:54 pm
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Kroma ! Thanks bro it really is a special unit !
np, I take great joy in playing around with my and other fellas units, let me know if your wife needs a lesson in how to handle it.
Kroma , I was thinking about this . I hate to keep putting you out and all , but hey if your willing I guess I will take you up on it .
Send the wife over between the 2 of them they should be able to get a handle on this ...Thanks bro !
Ok, but that will definitely cost you the big bottle this time.
LOL , dam ! you didnt finnish the twin 750's already did ya ?
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on May 05, 2003, 02:45:42 pm
Remember Wayne Bobbitt? You know, the one who had "something special" cut off by his wife?
Well, those "pens" you're looking at are really "bionic replacements" (with such enhancements as vibration) for what he had cut off, however, the "pens" work even though they aren't "attached" to a man. Thusly making them attractive to "unattached" women...
Another way of looking at it: if you added an " i " as the fourth letter of "pens", you'd get a much better idea of what they replace...
/rp on
"All minds, clear the gutter. All minds, clear the gutter! Nothing to see here, please move along."
/rp off
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 03:31:26 pm
Oh, ummmmmm.... well.......... So, in other words they are hipped colored prosthetic parts for men who has been abused by their wives, but can be used as a vibrating writing utensil with or without the man being present.
Post by: J'inn on May 05, 2003, 03:37:49 pm
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hipped colored prosthetic parts for men who has been abused by their wives
<faints>
Post by: FatherTed on May 05, 2003, 03:46:55 pm
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Hmmmmmmm.......
So, in other words they are hipped colored prosthetic parts for men who has been abused by their wives, but can be used as a vibrating writing utensil with or without the man being present.
Regains consciousness, reads KRollings latest comment, and faints next to J'inn. Again.
Post by: Maxillius on May 05, 2003, 03:49:08 pm
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Hmmmmmmm.......
So, in other words they are hipped colored prosthetic parts for men who has been abused by their wives, but can be used as a vibrating writing utensil with or without the man being present.
hmm... something tells me KR's V-chip is stuck on <snicker>
This is gonna be a fun thread when the kids are asleep
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 03:52:55 pm
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 04:11:19 pm
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Erm I refuse to comment on the substance. It's just too easy. . However, I did note the following from the last paragraph of the article.Quote:
The event has inspired others in several U.S. states and countries, from Alaska to Germany, in which participants raise money in the privacy of their homes.
Well . . . I wonder if revenues go up when there isn't a campaign going on.
Then again, revenue may go up when there IS a campaign going on. A little thought to consider next time you're in PvP with Kroma...
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 04:16:20 pm
So, this Master in baiting, would it be in fishing or other wildlife?
I do have a problem putting those icky worms on the hooks. <shivers>
However, I'm good at baiting the traps that catch stray animals. I'm thinking of buying my own personal trap instead of relying on the pound to keep bring their's out.
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 04:25:47 pm
The unsuspecting hapless victim is spied by the apprentice Master Baiter (of wild animals) and as her prey approaches, she leaps from a dark shadow and pounces!
<THWACK> <THWACK <THWACK>....
Tucking the trusty Rolling Pin under her arm, she silently and as as quickly, drags off the unconscious body back to the secret underground laboratory for, errr... testing...
Not to be confused with the mating rituals of the southern states of the US, although very similar, especially if you live in a rural area...
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 04:27:57 pm
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 04:30:56 pm
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What would be their minor???
As in mini-minor? I believe there are trapping regulations that exist that require you to throw back any undersized catches.... <snicker>
Post by: Dopler on May 05, 2003, 04:38:43 pm
Post by: Maxillius on May 05, 2003, 04:59:43 pm
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So much for calling Tracy to the thread to clean it up ....Doh!
uhhm... I think I see the error in your ways. Tracey hasn't ever 'cleaned up' a thread like this. That sig pic alone makes it worse
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The Master Batters. <-----no lie
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 05:26:22 pm
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 05:28:31 pm
Post by: Maxillius on May 05, 2003, 05:29:08 pm
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Are all the players 16 inches? Thats really small, isn't it??
<smacks forehead>
D'OH
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 05:32:52 pm
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Are all the players 16 inches? Thats really small, isn't it??
You've just made every male reading this thread cringe even further with feelings of inferior equipment...
Nice work, Kim...
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 05:34:12 pm
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Are all the players 16 inches? Thats really small, isn't it??
Damn women, no wonder you didn't know what those colored pens were used for, you must have married Mr. Ed.
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 05:34:35 pm
They would have to be mig.... people of small stature.
Disclaimer:
I, by no means, am not putting down any small statured person. Sometimes it is hard to tell what politically correct term is used nowadays.
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 05:39:57 pm
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What?!!!
They would have to be mig.... people of small stature.
Disclaimer:
I, by no means, am not putting down any small statured person. Sometimes it is hard to tell what politically correct term is used nowadays.
She says weilding her new design for a 30" rolling pin....
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 05:43:16 pm
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 05:44:52 pm
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What?!!!
They would have to be mig.... people of small stature.
Disclaimer:
I, by no means, am not putting down any small statured person. Sometimes it is hard to tell what politically correct term is used nowadays.
Oooooh......I see where you are confused.....the 16 inches refers to the size of our balls, you see here in Chicago we have very big balls, they are however a bit softer than those the girls usually play with.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 05:47:00 pm
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Seriously!!! How can you have a 16" softball...... wait, a minute.... brb.
Circumference....softer than 12" played without mitts, and mainly in the Chicago area.
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 05:49:06 pm
And this is in lieu of T ball, I think it is called?
And what kind of bat is used?
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 05, 2003, 05:49:45 pm
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Seriously!!! How can you have a 16" softball...... wait, a minute.... brb.
Circumference....softer than 12" played without mitts, and mainly in the Chicago area.
No mitts, huh? But plenty of latex...
as in surgical biohazard gloves, that is...
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 05, 2003, 05:55:06 pm
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So.... is this kid's with the big balls???
And this is in lieu of T ball, I think it is called?
And what kind of bat is used?
No it is real men, standard softball bat, the wood is still preferred by many, as it has more mass. 16" softball is really a Chicago thing. 16" Softball Hall of Fame
Post by: J'inn on May 05, 2003, 05:58:40 pm
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Are all the players 16 inches? Thats really small, isn't it??
Damn women, no wonder you didn't know what those colored pens were used for, you must have married Mr. Ed.
<whhhhhinnnneeeeeeyyyyyeeeee> Ohh Willlllllbbberr!
Post by: SBOGuardianZeRo on May 05, 2003, 07:28:31 pm
<vanishes in a cloud of smoke>
Post by: KRolling on May 05, 2003, 07:30:53 pm
<whack!!>
Post by: SBOGuardianZeRo on May 05, 2003, 07:37:14 pm
<passes out>