Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 10:59:18 am
Post by: FatherTed on May 07, 2003, 11:11:06 am
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 11:20:45 am
Post by: SSCF_Paladin on May 07, 2003, 11:23:41 am
... so, when are you and I going to create the official SSCF forum addiction squad, anyway?
(sorry, I tried)
Post by: DH123 on May 07, 2003, 11:25:36 am
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 07, 2003, 11:25:42 am
How to tell if your ass is too small
dave
PS Did that help?
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:26:43 am
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Cool, can I blow a gasket now?
You can go blow anything you want!!!
Discliamer: Just trying to make myself feel better, no true meaness intended
AND WHERE ARE MY REALLY, REALLY MAD FACES!!!! You know, the ones with horns, evil eyes, rolling pins, and such?
}:-/
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:27:52 am
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I think I understand, Kim...
... so, when are you and I going to create the official SSCF forum addiction squad, anyway?
(sorry, I tried)
yeah, thanks, Paladin....
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:29:25 am
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Does this foul mood occur every 28 days?
THIS IS NOT THAT, GOT IT??
<WHACK!!>
<sigh>
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:31:32 am
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Public service announcement:
How to tell if your ass is too small
dave
PS Did that help?
I have to admit that gave me about 3 seconds of chuckles!!! Thanks!!
<sigh>
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 11:31:57 am
Can one be penalized for bad jokes in this forum ???? If so im very sorry for that.
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:33:36 am
LOL!!!
<sigh>
]:-(
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 11:34:07 am
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You can go blow anything you want!!!
Cool, how generous and considerate of you...er, I mean your mean, and mad
Can we blame Fluf now?
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 07, 2003, 11:34:24 am
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I have to admit that gave me about 3 seconds of chuckles!!! Thanks!!
<sigh>
How about this ...
you could have been at this meeting
Hope the day gets better for ya!
dave
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:38:46 am
Thanks for taking it so nicely, Karnak.
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:40:51 am
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I have to admit that gave me about 3 seconds of chuckles!!! Thanks!!
<sigh>
How about this ...
you could have been at this meeting
Hope the day gets better for ya!
dave
Boy, they do look miserable!!!!
Hey!!! I'm not Bush and I'm not the Pope!!! I do feel better!!!!
But, I'm still mad..... bummer....
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 11:42:08 am
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 11:54:44 am
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Come closer, Dopler dear.....
Yikes !!!! Hey it was merely a suggestion! So it was aweak atempt at humor .
Hardhat .........check
Steel toed boots ........check
Safety glasses .....check
Jockstrap/cup....................RUT RO !!!!!!!
Post by: Scipio_66 on May 07, 2003, 11:57:57 am
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The Pin queen decreed:
You can go blow anything you want!!!
Gah!!!!!
If you lived in my head, and saw the images that made me see, you'd wash your eyes too. (Now where did I put the hydrochloric acid?)
-S'Cipio the wounded
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 11:59:00 am
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Cool, can I blow a gasket now?
As long as you have the gasket's permission.
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 12:00:38 pm
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Quote:
Cool, can I blow a gasket now?
As long as you have the gasket's permission.
Ha!! Is the gasket of age???
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 12:00:42 pm
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Cool, can I blow a gasket now?
As long as you have the gasket's permission.
Permission granted.
Kroma
aka Gasket.
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 12:02:52 pm
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The Pin queen decreed:
You can go blow anything you want!!!
Gah!!!!!
If you lived in my head, and saw the images that made me see, you'd wash your eyes too. (Now where did I put the hydrochloric acid?)
-S'Cipio the wounded
well, yeah, I had some images in mind also...... I hate it when my carnal side gets the better of me....
<sigh>
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 12:04:22 pm
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Cool, can I blow a gasket now?
As long as you have the gasket's permission.
Permission granted.
Kroma
aka Gasket.
OH MY!!!
There ya go, Karnak!!!
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 12:09:56 pm
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Cool, can I blow a gasket now?
As long as you have the gasket's permission.
Permission granted.
Kroma
aka Gasket.
OH MY!!!
There ya go, Karnak!!!
Emergency backtrack edit: "Cool, can I blow a gasket now?" => "Cool, can I blow away the gasket now with my PPDs?"
Dere, now I can sleep at night, whew....
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 12:28:07 pm
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"Cool, can I blow away the gasket now with my PPDs?"
Dere, now I can sleep at night, whew....
Is this some sort of hidden sex code talk? PPD? Does this stand for Protruding Pleasure Devices (lips)?
Post by: Ravenstar on May 07, 2003, 12:43:50 pm
ALERT! ALERT! potential incoming........
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 12:46:53 pm
Post by: Scipio_66 on May 07, 2003, 12:52:51 pm
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The Kroma violated us with:
Permission granted.
Kroma
aka Gasket.
Gah!!!! Now my eyes need more acid!
-S'Cipio (taking the vow of blindness)
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 01:11:11 pm
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Quote:
"Cool, can I blow away the gasket now with my PPDs?"
Dere, now I can sleep at night, whew....
Is this some sort of hidden sex code talk? PPD? Does this stand for Protruding Pleasure Devices (lips)?
Now, stop that kind of talk right now. People will start saying things and then Jinn will come over and ram me into his favorite asteroid in a fit of jealous rage.
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 01:19:55 pm
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Now, stop that kind of talk right now. People will start saying things and then Jinn will come over and ram me into his favorite asteroid in a fit of jealous rage.
He said 'ram me'.
::snicker::
Post by: FatherTed on May 07, 2003, 01:24:43 pm
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Now, stop that kind of talk right now. People will start saying things and then Jinn will come over and ram me into his favorite asteroid in a fit of jealous rage.
He said 'ram me'.
::snicker::
Not gonna comment. Wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture.
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 07, 2003, 01:29:11 pm
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Quote:
"Cool, can I blow away the gasket now with my PPDs?"
Dere, now I can sleep at night, whew....
Is this some sort of hidden sex code talk? PPD? Does this stand for Protruding Pleasure Devices (lips)?
Maybe Karnak is referring to Kim's "colored markers" from the The Magnificent Unit thread ?
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 01:30:35 pm
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Not gonna comment. Wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture.
hehehehehehe
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 01:31:46 pm
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"Cool, can I blow away the gasket now with my PPDs?"
Dere, now I can sleep at night, whew....
Is this some sort of hidden sex code talk? PPD? Does this stand for Protruding Pleasure Devices (lips)?
Maybe Karnak is referring to Kim's "colored markers" from the The Magnificent Unit thread ?
<gasp>
stop that, stop that this instant! this started as an honest vent post and you've turned into something silly. Right. I want to see something more milit'ry, like precision drills.
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 01:33:36 pm
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Maybe Karnak is referring to Kim's "colored markers" from the The Magnificent Unit thread ?
::in my best Theodoric of York voice::
You bring up an excellent point. Maybe I have misunderstood his posts all along in this thread? Maybe I should ask more in depth questions to ensure that I have all the info I need for an informative response? Maybe I should consider how this will impinge upon his delicate ego? Maybe I should have emailed Krolling to ensure it was ok that I post in her thread?
Nah.
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 01:36:23 pm
And my daughter thinks your name is strange.
Post by: LongTooth on May 07, 2003, 01:57:07 pm
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SteelClaw, you and your new avatar are really frightening me!!!
And my daughter thinks your name is strange.
Thats ok most of us in KOTH are a little strange
I know how to cheer you up get jinn to take you shoping
Jinn loves shoping he can hardly tear himself a way from the mall
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 02:01:17 pm
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SteelClaw, you and your new avatar are really frightening me!!!
And my daughter thinks your name is strange.
I am so dissapointed and hurt. Here I go and paste my real picture up here and you are frightened. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the humanity.
Please let your daughter know that the name Steel Claw is a most fitting name for an old cat such as myself.
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 07, 2003, 02:03:54 pm
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Thats ok most of us in KOTH are a little strange
Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!! A little? Speak for yourself. I am a lot strange.
Post by: Strafer on May 07, 2003, 02:27:33 pm
If she'd be in a fowl mood then I'd plain and simply duck!!!
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 07, 2003, 02:49:40 pm
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 02:51:23 pm
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Well, being in a foul mood just stinks...
If she'd be in a fowl mood then I'd plain and simply duck!!!
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But you'd be accused of being chicken
. o O (mother cluckers....)
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 03:07:45 pm
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Well, being in a foul mood just stinks...
If she'd be in a fowl mood then I'd plain and simply duck!!!Quote:
But you'd be accused of being chicken
. o O (mother cluckers....)
Hmm...... you know I did appologize for my poor joke earlier in this thread its just not right !
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 03:34:43 pm
I'm in such a "mood" I have gone over to the dreaded off topic forums to start trouble in a passionate debate!!
<snicker>
Ooooohhhh!!! Maybe J'inn can tell one of his stories about his strange but intertaining life. That always makes me feel better for some reason.
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 07, 2003, 03:53:02 pm
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030507/ap_on_hi_te/internet_toilet_2
dave
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 04:02:03 pm
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You guys are great!!!
I'm in such a "mood" I have gone over to the dreaded off topic forums to start trouble in a passionate debate!!
<snicker>
Ooooohhhh!!! Maybe J'inn can tell one of his stories about his strange but intertaining life. That always makes me feel better for some reason.
Nah, don't bother with the OT forum. A couple of days ago I posted an article about how the French really can fight by a notorious anti-Bush columnist just to stir them up and I only got 5 replies. I mean, what a bunch of weenies....could not even find Kgs Kruk. Mb, Dogmatix needs another psycho test poll overthere to check for a pulse, I dunno.
Let's blame Fluf again, or find out why S'Cipio threaten to make Kroma a streetwalker again. Gorn fleet must be running low of funds again, I dunno. That's alway kinda fun.
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 04:41:02 pm
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You guys are great!!!
I'm in such a "mood" I have gone over to the dreaded off topic forums to start trouble in a passionate debate!!
<snicker>
Ooooohhhh!!! Maybe J'inn can tell one of his stories about his strange but intertaining life. That always makes me feel better for some reason.
Nah, don't bother with the OT forum. A couple of days ago I posted an article about how the French really can fight by a notorious anti-Bush columnist just to stir them up and I only got 5 replies. I mean, what a bunch of weenies....could not even find Kgs Kruk. Mb, Dogmatix needs another psycho test poll overthere to check for a pulse, I dunno.
Let's blame Fluf again, or find out why S'Cipio threaten to make Kroma a streetwalker again. Gorn fleet must be running low of funds again, I dunno. That's alway kinda fun.
So *that's* why the Fed coffers are so full...
Post by: Goose on May 07, 2003, 08:24:26 pm
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Well, being in a foul mood just stinks...
If she'd be in a fowl mood then I'd plain and simply duck!!!Quote:
But you'd be accused of being chicken
. o O (mother cluckers....)
Oh, I'm just going to stay AWAY from that line of thought.
BTW: Commander MAX, can I take up the piano?
Hey K, if your daughter thinks Steel Claw is a strange name, what does she think of the rest of us?
Food for thought:
If Mike Brady was such a great architect, why did he have only ONE bathroom for SIX kids?
Why did the Castaways bring so many clothes for a "3 hour tour"?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why are there Interstate highways... IN HAWAII?
Doesn't it unnerve anyone that doctors call what they do, practise?
Why are financial advisors called "Brokers"?
Why do we need to show a drivers liscence when buying booze? Isn't it illegal to drink and drive?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Post by: Vandemar Croup on May 07, 2003, 10:07:33 pm
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 10:23:10 pm
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Oh boy. A foul mood.
You should follow me around for an hour or so on a bad day. (Approximately, say....every day) Bring earplugs if you don't like to hear bad language....
I've had a pretty bad week too, so my mood is also foul in general.
Started on Saturday, a (really) big dog came after me, while backing up and getting my dog spray lined up, I hit a ridge in the sidewalk, BANG! My mail was EVERYWHERE. My knee and elbow were bleeding. I started cussing, I'm very good at that. Cuss just like a pirate I do. And not the kind of cussing a pirate might do when they cut their finger or something. The kind of cussing a pirate does when he has an accident that will lead to a nickname like stumpy, or peg-leg. Anyway, I started cussing and didn't stop for the 15 minutes it took to get the mail back in order, and then 15 more minutes as a finished my swing. I definitely turned the air blue in that area, I know I did, because I went back the next day and it was still very blue. I was pretty mad. Even worse, got a rip in my pants, I'll heal, but they won't, and they cost me money...
And that may be considered the high point of my week....
So maybe someone else's misery will make you feel better?
2 questions for ya...
1. Are you a mailman?
2. If so, are you going to go POSTAL too?
We need to know these things
Post by: Vandemar Croup on May 07, 2003, 10:29:29 pm
Post by: KRolling on May 08, 2003, 07:16:28 am
I'm feeling better today.
Post by: Karnak on May 08, 2003, 08:34:25 am
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I just wanna say that you guys are really great!!!
I'm feeling better today.
Glad to hear it, K'Rolling.
Now next up in the "Foul Mood" hotspot is Dizzy. This is one P'Oed hornery character, let me tell you. A real doggone irritated rattle-snake that has his rattler going on full blast right about now. He feels under-appreciated and unloved. He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
Post by: KRolling on May 08, 2003, 01:08:52 pm
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 08, 2003, 01:23:29 pm
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I just wanna say that you guys are really great!!!
I'm feeling better today.
Glad to hear it, K'Rolling.
Now next up in the "Foul Mood" hotspot is Dizzy. This is one P'Oed hornery character, let me tell you. A real doggone irritated rattle-snake that has his rattler going on full blast right about now. He feels under-appreciated and unloved. He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
If we're mentioning Dizzy, shouldn't someone do a STFU for good measures?
Post by: Mog on May 08, 2003, 01:45:53 pm
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Oh boy. A foul mood.
You should follow me around for an hour or so on a bad day. (Approximately, say....every day) Bring earplugs if you don't like to hear bad language....
I've had a pretty bad week too, so my mood is also foul in general.
Started on Saturday, a (really) big dog came after me, while backing up and getting my dog spray lined up, I hit a ridge in the sidewalk, BANG! My mail was EVERYWHERE. My knee and elbow were bleeding. I started cussing, I'm very good at that. Cuss just like a pirate I do. And not the kind of cussing a pirate might do when they cut their finger or something. The kind of cussing a pirate does when he has an accident that will lead to a nickname like stumpy, or peg-leg. Anyway, I started cussing and didn't stop for the 15 minutes it took to get the mail back in order, and then 15 more minutes as a finished my swing. I definitely turned the air blue in that area, I know I did, because I went back the next day and it was still very blue. I was pretty mad. Even worse, got a rip in my pants, I'll heal, but they won't, and they cost me money...
And that may be considered the high point of my week....
So maybe someone else's misery will make you feel better?
Sorry to hear this Michelle. Perhaps if you had ESGs back (an offensive/defensive weapon) you could have protected yourself better from the dog, than you would by using drones (offensive weapon)? Meow
**seriously, sorry to hear about your bad day, just couldn't resist the little, humourous, yet hypocritical, poke*
Post by: CptCastrin on May 08, 2003, 01:53:51 pm
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I just wanna say that you guys are really great!!!
I'm feeling better today.
Glad to hear it, K'Rolling.
Now next up in the "Foul Mood" hotspot is Dizzy. This is one P'Oed hornery character, let me tell you. A real doggone irritated rattle-snake that has his rattler going on full blast right about now. He feels under-appreciated and unloved. He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
If we're mentioning Dizzy, shouldn't someone do a STFU for good measures?
I wonder if he has that printed on tee shirts like Stone Clod Steve Austin (WWE). And if so think he has it in XL?
Post by: KRolling on May 08, 2003, 03:04:03 pm
Sorry for your bummed day, hope it gets better.
Next time take one of my Rolling Pins with ya!!
I can just hear it now on the eleven o'clock news:
"Postman beats poop out of dog with Rolling Pin...."
LOL!!
Post by: SBOGuardianZeRo on May 08, 2003, 06:49:26 pm
<finds a tiny hole in the ground and sticks his head in, hiding ostrich style>
*now i just have to hope no one notices me*
Post by: Goose on May 08, 2003, 09:26:54 pm
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*uh-oh kims passing out the rolling pins, must find place to hide*
<finds a tiny hole in the ground and sticks his head in, hiding ostrich style>
*now i just have to hope no one notices me*
Hmmmmm,
(looks at strange butt sticking up out of the ground)
(raises eybrows)
(looksa round)
KICK!
Runs away!
Post by: True_Sabre on May 08, 2003, 10:36:54 pm
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Does this foul mood occur every 28 days?
THIS IS NOT THAT, GOT IT??
<WHACK!!>
<sigh>
Must be PMS then...
Post by: Karnak on May 08, 2003, 11:30:41 pm
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WHO YA WANT ME TO WHACK, DIZZY?!!!!
Yeah Whack him good, hehe.
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 09, 2003, 02:39:41 am
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WHO YA WANT ME TO WHACK, DIZZY?!!!!
Whack him good, hehe.
We need a whack counter.
How many people has Rolling whacked?
Anyone whacked back?
Anyone, erm, whacked themselves?
Maybe that needs to be worded differently...
Oh, well...
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 09, 2003, 03:55:48 am
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Karnak:
He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
What a load of crap. You're like a broken record that spews out the same drivel time and time again. Get a life!
Post by: KRolling on May 09, 2003, 04:11:25 am
Post by: Maxillius on May 09, 2003, 07:59:01 am
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Karnak:
He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
What a load of crap. You're like a broken record that spews out the same drivel time and time again. Get a life!
Quote:
<hand TraceyG a rolling pin>
<cloaks and warps out of system> not my fight...
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 09, 2003, 08:03:50 am
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Karnak:
He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
What a load of crap. You're like a broken record that spews out the same drivel time and time again. Get a life!Quote:
<hand TraceyG a rolling pin>
<cloaks and warps out of system> not my fight...
Coward!! lol!!
Post by: Karnak on May 09, 2003, 09:04:10 am
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 09, 2003, 09:20:16 am
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Karnak:
He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
What a load of crap. You're like a broken record that spews out the same drivel time and time again. Get a life!
"Oooh!! We must hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, hey kid."
Sorry, to hear about your school trouble. Hope you are better able to balance SFC and RL stuff in the future. Don't worry about SG3 stuff anymore if it'll will be a problem. Let me know if you need any help. When I went through Comp. Sci. program no one was allowed to take more than 2 programming courses concurrently without the Dean's permission.
Get back in the blender, frog, and be a good little french cuisine.
Post by: Karnak on May 09, 2003, 09:33:08 am
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Karnak:
He feels that he's being strung along by people who make promises they cannot keep. He feels many things that cannot be mentioned in such a distinguished and proper forum environment such as this. All he wants is a little respect for his un-remitted time and efforts, but he gets a faceful of dirt instead. I think that about covers it. The sad part is that this is all true and not a joke.
Sigh...
What a load of crap. You're like a broken record that spews out the same drivel time and time again. Get a life!
"Oooh!! We must hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, hey kid."
Sorry, to hear about your school trouble. Hope you are better able to balance SFC and RL stuff in the future. Don't worry about SG3 stuff anymore if it'll will be a problem. Let me know if you need any help. When I went through Comp. Sci. program no one was allowed to take more than 2 programming courses concurrently without the Dean's permission.
Get back in the blender, frog, and be a good little french cuisine.
LOL!! Been there, done that and it hurts.
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 09, 2003, 09:39:37 am
Post by: Maxillius on May 09, 2003, 12:34:07 pm
<Warps back to previous position and hails the two ships already there, with shields up and weapons charging
This is Commodore Amerra Maxillius of the CSC Mediator, and I'm ordering you both to stand down weapons!
USS Austrailia: STFU, or I'll target you as well. Presenly I've no quarrel with you, but stick around and I might forget which frog I'm pissed at.
CSS Khazad-dum: I must apologize for our Federation collegue, as she hasn't a clue what she's doing.
>thinks, dammit, I always forget to turn off the 3-way conferencing...
>full spread of missiles erupt from the Australia as she assumes an attack posture
I repeat, in the name of... ah hell <cuts off communications> Comms, contact the nearest Klingon vessel. Klinks love to fight, and Feds and Klinks fight like cats and dogs so hopefully our Concordian brothers can get out without maiming the Australia too badly...
Post by: Maxillius on May 09, 2003, 02:22:34 pm
Post by: wanderer on May 09, 2003, 02:34:00 pm
Post by: Karnak on May 09, 2003, 02:41:54 pm
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I was really gonna let you have it, EEK, but I'll refrain, and let this pass, and perhaps Kim could do us the favor of deleting this thread, since the fun has certainly gone out of it. But know this, Karnak, neither I, or any of my fleet will be on your server, and I suspect that we won't be the only ones. You've created to much enmity for yourself here, from AOTK on. It's a shame, really. Personally, I think you owe Tracey a public apology.
You are joking right? An April's Fools joke maybe? Maybe, the boys that called 'wolf' story is unfolding before our eyes?
You have to be so completely detached from reality and your head so for up your you-know-what to be asking to give a public apology to someone who make statements such as these:
"Goto Hell Karnak!!!"
Say that on a server and you can get banned.
Give me one good reason why I should not pen a formal letter of protest to Taldren right now to ask Tracey to be banned from these forums like Arab-man. I was trying to help, even offering to get Dizzy off Tracey's back, but some people apparently took it the wrong way. I really wonder what kind of rose-colored glasses some people are wearing.
If your fleet is gonna support actions like this then "Good Riddance" and thank God for that. But, I'll still pray for y'all, I guess...
*** shaking head in amazement ***
Post by: Maxillius on May 09, 2003, 03:01:51 pm
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I was really gonna let you have it, EEK, but I'll refrain, and let this pass, and perhaps Kim could do us the favor of deleting this thread, since the fun has certainly gone out of it. But know this, Karnak, neither I, or any of my fleet will be on your server, and I suspect that we won't be the only ones. You've created to much enmity for yourself here, from AOTK on. It's a shame, really. Personally, I think you owe Tracey a public apology.
You have to be so completely detached from reality and your head so for up your you-know-what to be asking to give a public apology to someone who make statements such as there:
"Goto Hell Karnak!!!"
Say that on a server and you can get banned.
Give me one good reason why I should not pen a formal letter to Taldren right now to ask Tracey to be banned from these forums like Arab-man. I was trying to help even offering to get Dizzy off Tracey's back, but people apparently took it the wrong way. I really wonder what kind of rose-colored glasses some people are wearing.
If your fleet is gonna support actions like this then "Good Riddance" and thank God for that.
*** shaking head in amazement ***
<aboard the Mediator>
Did you hear...
Yes, sir, I did... What do you wish to do about it?
My wishes have no place here. My duties take precedence. We're due at Starbase Remus 13 in 6 days. We'll get underway as soon as the scout fighters are recovered.
But sir, the Khazad-dum, she'll be pulverized! The entire Federation Protection Fleet is on its way at high warp!
We have our orders, recover those scouts! Comms, send to commander Khazad-dum, "Sorry we can't be of assistance, but you're on your own. Mediator out.
Post by: Karnak on May 09, 2003, 03:10:40 pm
Don't worry Max, CSS Khazad-dum will do just fine. The Freds are shooting blanks again.
Post by: Dizzy on May 09, 2003, 04:46:11 pm
::Dizzy pulls up lazy-boy recliner, kicks feet up in air and grabs box of tasty-o-chips and a good beer, watches thread intensely::
Whoever said this thread servers no purpose... OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! I say let the mutants fight! I like a good circus show
Post by: KRolling on May 09, 2003, 07:32:08 pm
Anywho, I gonna do something out of my character..... please, everybody stand back..... ok.....
EVERYBODY SHUT THE DICKINS UP!!!!
Are you guys so controlled by one another that you cannot keep yourself under control??!!!
Ok, that sounded really stupid. Oh no!!! You're stupidity is creeping into MY BRAIN!!!
Really.... this can be fixed if you would stop gossiping to one another about the other person.
If you have a grip with someone, then you take to them first. If is wasn't worked out then get a mediator.
And thirdly (if that is a word) YOU PRESS YOUR LIPS TOGETHER REAL HARD AND KISS EACH OTHER!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH <snort!>
Seriously, the gossip has got to stop.
Post by: Goose on May 09, 2003, 08:47:18 pm
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE DICKINS UP!!!!
STDU, hmmm that has a ring to it.
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YOU PRESS YOUR LIPS TOGETHER REAL HARD AND KISS EACH OTHER!!!!!
Let me get this straight, you want Tracey to kiss a frog? Hoping for a prince are we, hmmmm?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH <snort!>
Snort? Just who snorts in text when they laugh? That has got to be a first. Maybe not,let me just shake out these COBWEBS!
Post by: Karnak on May 09, 2003, 08:53:43 pm
*impishly sticks out 2 foot frog tongue*
***BAM!!***
Oh, she means me too.
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
Can we move onto the kissing part now?
I hope it's better than blowing away the gasket again...
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
***BAM!!***
Post by: Goose on May 09, 2003, 09:40:19 pm
I can see all the women with that...
I want your children!
Post by: Maxillius on May 10, 2003, 11:28:00 am
Post by: Kortez on May 11, 2003, 03:51:59 pm
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SteelClaw, you and your new avatar are really frightening me!!!
And my daughter thinks your name is strange.
Whaddya mean? That's a photo of him. He looks exactly like that!