Post by: KRolling on May 14, 2003, 08:46:33 am
Hope you don't take it too personal on how TraceyG and I treated you two. <snicker>
GIRL POWER!!!!
<blows end of smoking Rolling Pin and replaces it back into holster>
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 14, 2003, 08:50:40 am
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 14, 2003, 08:53:20 am
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 14, 2003, 09:09:34 am
Post by: gornrule on May 14, 2003, 10:18:31 am
Time to set the record straight.
Yes, we lost.
<Rod Serling voiceover>
Submitted for your approval. A Gorn BCH and a Lyran BCHV vs a Fed DNH and a Fed BCV. Unknown to Gwarlock, Capt. Jeff plays Lyran. Rolling spends most of the time under mama's apron (not an entirely unpleasant sight, I might add) and the missiles don't allow closure. As Gwarlock peels off an attack run, Tracey snares poor Jeff in the dreaded 'Pakistani Scissor hold' and her and Krolling use Jeff like a human door knob (again, not entirely unpleasant). Gorn turn radius' being what they are, I'm powerless to stop the onslaught. Approxiamately 10 minutes later (the time it takes to turn a BCH 180 degrees), Jeff is debris, and his glazed visage passes my observation deck with a bigger smile than I thought possible on a human. Now it's 2v1 (again, not unpleasant, considering the company). I spend the better part of 7 minutes looking at Krolling's rear................shield. Closer, closer I creep. Just as she is in my grasp, and I release my payload, I feel two hands on my shoulders. Then I feel something else. A white hot light, then it was over. I woke up on the barroom floor, dazed, with 25 Federation credits suurounding my limp and tender form.
Well played ladies. And again, not entirely unpleasant.
Well met!
Gwarlock the tender
Post by: Capt Jeff on May 14, 2003, 10:28:46 am
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 14, 2003, 10:34:35 am
Cat Juggling!!!!!
Post by: KRolling on May 14, 2003, 10:50:54 am
Quote:
Rolling spends most of the time under mama's apron
Hmmmm..... so you are saying that if you have a woman pilot and she has a woman as her wing... woman, then that is called "under mama's apron"
then, what do you call a boy's wingman???????????
"in daddy's pants"!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! <snort, cough>
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 14, 2003, 11:29:16 am
Quote:
then, what do you call a boy's wingman???????????
"in daddy's pants"!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! <snort, cough>
Under Kroma's tutu.
Post by: gornrule on May 14, 2003, 11:30:52 am
Let's switch sides. I get to be under Tracey's apron and you have to be in Jeff's pants.
Agreed?
Think of the ticket's it'd sell.
VGG. And you're a much better pilot than you give yourself credit for. My ingame taunts were only tryin to 'help' you make a tactical mistake.
And I'll look at your six whenever I wish, it's a free universe, thank you.
Gwarlock
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 14, 2003, 11:48:38 am
Quote:
VGG. And you're a much better pilot than you give yourself credit for. My ingame taunts were only tryin to 'help' you make a tactical mistake.
And I'll look at your six whenever I wish, it's a free universe, thank you.
Gwarlock
I don't know about all that, I heard she got beat by a WB+
that just don't seem possible
Post by: Kortez on May 14, 2003, 12:01:52 pm
Quote:
Such ugliness, it reminds me of a story as to why the Mirak and Lyran hate the federation so much........
Cat Juggling!!!!!
Well, it certainly is not because the Feds beat us in battle. I can see why they resort to such imagery. Not that it helps them.
Post by: Goose on May 14, 2003, 08:45:56 pm
Used an abused by acouple of women.
WHOOOHOOO!!!
That's it. Lure them into a false sense of security...
Post by: Mike H on May 14, 2003, 11:09:14 pm
Quote:
Let's switch sides. I get to be under Tracey's apron and you have to be in Jeff's pants.
Hmmm...