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Offline Sarek

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You too can walk on water
« on: October 31, 2008, 09:04:28 pm »
If you add cornstarch to it.



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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2008, 12:44:30 am »
I walk on water quite frequently, its no great trick.
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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2008, 08:56:30 pm »
My wife get's mad at me for turning the water in the shower into wine.

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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2008, 08:04:53 am »
We'd be more impressed if you could turn water into beer....  ;D

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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2008, 11:28:24 am »
We'd be more impressed if you could turn water into beer....  ;D



I can turn water into beer, it takes about a week tho.
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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2008, 08:53:59 pm »
We'd be more impressed if you could turn water into beer....  ;D



I can turn water into beer, it takes about a week tho.

Hehe, I can turn beer into a form of liquid, takes about half a six pack.

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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 04:21:44 pm »
And a lot of US beers taste just like that liquid.... ::)

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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 04:42:09 pm »
 These have been done on "Mythbusters" and "TIme Warp", both on the Discovery Channel.

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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 09:40:36 am »
It was originally proven, on TV in the UK, by a Dr. John Tickle.

He demonstrated that it was possible to walkquickly across a swiming pool filled with Custard.

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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 10:02:23 am »
It was originally proven, on TV in the UK, by a Dr. John Tickle.

He demonstrated that it was possible to walkquickly across a swiming pool filled with Custard.



problem with that is, it isn't walking on "WATER".  custard has a heck of alot more density and surface tension then water.
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Re: You too can walk on water
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2008, 07:19:09 am »
Now videoing some fool attempting to walk across a sess pit would be both funny and worthy of a U-Tube posting.

Anyomne know where we can find an idot?? ::)

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